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>> No.15539228

>>15539218
sexed in

>> No.15539236

>all building on top of ethereum
hmmmm

>> No.15539239

>>15539218
>working with some engineers in there spare time who happen to work at facebook and google means there is any connections

Linkys are so pathetic

>> No.15539242

>>15539218
I’m in one of the earliest chainlink telegram groups and Evan Chang’s in it!

I feel so Illuminati >.<

>> No.15539244

Hope y’all that sold high already bought back in. Having an announcement as game-changing as the Mixicles already FULLY-FUNCTIONNAL means y’all need to strap in. Impossible to tell when the next sky-rocketing news will drop.

>> No.15539254
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15539254

delusional cocksuckers: the thread

>> No.15539260

>>15539218
kek just like they've been "partnered" with swift for 3 years. Chainlink is about fake partnerships, not tech.

>> No.15539268
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>>15539242

Proof of nonlarp

>> No.15539301

>>15539242
what's your stack marine?

>> No.15539304

>>15539260
its true, the price action is unironically correlated to the various hype blogs in the past years

>> No.15539305

>>15539218
activate the fud to turn people away from the fact that Mixicles is FULLY FUNCTIONAL
FAGGOT

>> No.15539314

>>15539301
Used to be 51800. But I sold some on the last spike

>> No.15539322

>>15539305
Stop flapping your watermelon gums you big black beast.

>> No.15539329

>>15539268
allowed to send an invite?
> curious_platypus@protonmail.com

>> No.15539330

>>15539218
Lost ledger; Can't sell

>> No.15539344

>>15539305
mixicles= triple F

>> No.15539356

>>15539329
The group’s dead as fuck. Rory made an official group back in the day that drained it of any relevant activity

>> No.15539365

>>15539305
Why not? I never sold. Don’t need to. Won’t risk it.

> Read, held.

>> No.15539378
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>>15539344
>>15539322

>> No.15539430

>>15539378
Save your selfies for Grinder.

>> No.15539445

>>15539236
>blockchain agnostic
hmmmm

>> No.15539465

>>15539244
Swinging LINK, i never know if it's going to keep pumping or go down. I found it to be really hard to swing trade LINK

>> No.15539471

>>15539218
i bet they all text each other poop emojis

>> No.15539559

The article also mentions Mixicles solving frontrunning, which is what makes current Dexes problematics. Is this announcement, 1 week before the Burger ban, REALLY a coincidence? Time will tell.

It’s unevitable, though, that the first TRUE working Dex WILL run on Chainlink.

With the open banking apis, you’ll also be able to buy any coin directly and trustfully from anyone in the world.

> create contract with Alice, send wire transfer or whatever, as soon as Alice’s bank account receives the money, get what you paid for. How crazy is that going to be?

>> No.15539570

>>15539218
Facebook has its own crypto. They have no need for other peoples bags

>> No.15539582

>>15539356
NO ITS NOT YOU GIMP HE WAS ON 7 HOURS AGO. LET US IN.

>> No.15539584

>>15539559
Please can you explain more in detail how the DEX will work with Chainlink? I know there is a need for an oracle to exchange the coins trustlessly, but I'm a bit retarded at the moment.

>> No.15539595

>>15539268
Yeah cause that means anything lol, anyone can make a telegram account. Delusion at it's best.

>> No.15539658

>>15539559
>The article also mentions Mixicles solving frontrunning, which is what makes current Dexes problematics. Is this announcement, 1 week before the Burger ban, REALLY a coincidence? Time will tell.
>It’s unevitable, though, that the first TRUE working Dex WILL run on Chainlink.
>With the open banking apis, you’ll also be able to buy any coin directly and trustfully from anyone in the world.
>> create contract with Alice, send wire transfer or whatever, as soon as Alice’s bank account receives the money, get what you paid for. How crazy is that going to be?

muh dick.

>>15539584

>some '''anonymous''' dev (aka binance devs) make a chainlink connecting the binance dex orderbooks with yank bank accounts

>CZ posts more subtle shills for using a VPN's on his twitter

>chainlink fuels the golden bullrun and the 4th industrial revolution

>> No.15539682

>>15539584
I’m no genius, I just see parts of the puzzle being built. Nodes are already able to fetch and and aggregate the price of any token, giving it’s REAL value. Mixicles solves frontrunning. PSD2 allows PRIVATE fiat-token conversion for ANY COIN.

There won’t be a meed to trust an exchange afterwards, since you’ll always be the true owner of your own coins, which you’ll be able to prove secretly to contracts and other users of the platform.

>> No.15539688

>>15539304
Not to mention that's it was always meant to be the price of a cup of coffee

>> No.15539700
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>>15539658
Just finished reading the article. Mixicles is actually fucking completed and not just some theory. Holy fucking shit. They can literally start creating legally(privacy part) sound smartcontracts. Threshhold signatures are also done on github. God damn it seems like they have solved all the technical problems of a smart contract. All that is needed now is staking and reputation, but those are more needed for high value contracts, not for some simple bank API calls. Fucking hell is shit going to get exciting.

>> No.15539726

>>15539584
Scary thing though is that killing frontrunning will largely hurt the trading bots, which are currently a huge part of this economy. Hard to say if it will help or hurt the market in general. One thing is certain, though. This will reveal the true price of tokens. Get ready anon. Shitcoins are dead. Money will flow to the true coins.

>> No.15539731

>>15539242
is it the one with Hudson Jameson in it?

>> No.15539739

>>15539239
Weakest fud I've ever seen.

>> No.15539749

>>15539445
>he still believes that shit

>> No.15539754

>>15539700
>complete
Telegram mods said they’re trying to confirm this is actually true

>> No.15539761

>>15539726
Oh I love me some shitcoin bleedings. It has always been fun to see everything bleeding, but only LINK rising back up. Can't wait for the fake volume to get exposed.

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>>15539682
I just can't seem to believe it. Everything is coming together so nicely. Holding LINK nowadays is so much easier than it was 2 years ago. Goddammit we're about to make it marines

>> No.15539779

>>15539260
This is such lazy fudding, I've been holding link since November 2017 and this honestly gives me cancer to read pathetic posts like this. Have sex incel
>inb4 bend over

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>>15539749

>> No.15539788
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15539788

Is 5100 linkies enough to make it?

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>>15539218
sorry bud, there's 0 beyond Mixicles. it's over

>> No.15539804

>>15539700
you must have skipped the part where no one needs this because of its unsafe/unpracticality

>> No.15539810

>>15539788
If you are happy with a used toyota and a cuck shed in a flyover state, yes, you will make it

>> No.15539841

>>15539700
Bring back dapper Sergey

>> No.15539906

>>15539726

>This will reveal the true price of tokens

>Sergey ripped back the curtain and let the sunlight pour into the room
>The scam artists and frauds scrambled for the locked door, their yellow flesh and slit eyes burnt by the majesty of the light
>Sergey’s sombre voice echoed around the room ~ ”if they die, they die”
>Ari stood over the dead, surveying the brutality of the scene before him. Turning to Sergey, he whispered ~ “Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don’t reply to this post”.

>> No.15539966

>>15539906
Based

>> No.15539988

>>15539804
>you must have skipped the part where no one needs this because of its unsafe/unpracticality

you mustve missed the part where noone buys or uses crypto/blockchain because of its unsafe/unpractic - oh wait they do.

>> No.15539991

>>15539803
WHAT THE HECK! RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT ALL MY LINKIES DISAPPEARED!!! IM FINANCIALLY RUINNED

>> No.15539996

>>15539906
Redpilled, but a little cringe.

>> No.15540003
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15540003

youre still trying to shill and pump the price with nothingburger news instead of just letting it die? seems like you guys are the new cripples

>> No.15540017

>>15539988
you are delusional for thinking anything remotely important will be trusted with this shit, no one is buying it, sorry you didnt sell

>> No.15540046
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15540046

>>15539218

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>>15539906

>> No.15540057

>>15539906
God fucking damn that is good pasta.

>> No.15540063

>>15539700
I put my hands up, they're playing my song, the butterflies fly away.

>> No.15540066

I AM BULLISH YOU DELPHI NIGGERS
I AM HAVING A GOOD FOCKING MEAL

>> No.15540069

>>15539218
oh god I'm rich

oh wait, no source

>> No.15540074
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15540074

>>15539906
*blocks your path*

>>15540003
Eh, that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. I’m not shilling, I’m exciting just like the first time an asian qt3.14 undressed before my eyes, and I knew what was about to come.

> t. been together 4 years :^)

>> No.15540094

>>15540063
God damn the nostalgia

>> No.15540122

Docusign just had 20% growth q2. Who do we know that works with docusign?

>> No.15540142

>>15540122
Goverment

>> No.15540203

>>15539465
You're gonna swing like a nigger on a noose if you keep it up.

>> No.15540278

>>15540122
Real estate

>> No.15540307

>>15540074
no one is jealous about your brown asain womenlet bro.

>> No.15540319

>>15539242
Plz let me in. Top 300 wallet here

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>>15539906

>> No.15540512

>>15539906
reeee

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>>15539906

>> No.15540559
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15540559

>>15539966
Kek’d

>> No.15540580

>>15540307
Sorry janny

>> No.15540587

>>15539906
Shit

>> No.15540592

>>15539906
Based

>> No.15540608

>>15539906
my mother is already dead but i will reply anyway.

>> No.15540609
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15540609

>>15540122
> american airlines
Remember that airline ticket price Sergey’s fed us 5 times already? Damn.

>> No.15540612

>>15539906
MOMMY

>> No.15540636

>>15539906
U suck cocks

>> No.15540648
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>>15539906
WHY DOESN'T MY MOM TAKE CARE OF HERSELF

>> No.15540653

>>15540609
>Yamaha
Confirmed - we're all going to get sweet motorbikes when chainlink moons

>> No.15540659

>>15539242
eggs dee

>> No.15540667

>>15540653
And grand pianos

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15540694

>>15539906
FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAA>

>> No.15540779

>>15539906
prophetic

>> No.15540826

>>15539906
Kys

>> No.15540850

>>15539906
Yikers

>> No.15540877

>>15539906
Not taking a chance because I love my mother.
Also, based

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>>15540074
>bragging about being a race traitor
Sorry anon, probably not gonna make it.

>> No.15541128

>>15539682
I think normies still need something other than private keys, json files, or hardware wallets before they'll hold crypto.

Something like an OAuth oracle or what deco.works are doing should allow people to use something other than the low level "keys" to crypto wallets to be used

>> No.15541145

>>15539906
sergey would never say such a thing

>> No.15541159

>>15539906
Based

>> No.15541179
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15541179

>>15539906
Kek

>> No.15541224

>>15539906
FUCK U

>> No.15541247

>>15539906
Fuck you!!

>> No.15541399

>>15539906
t

>> No.15541429

>>15539906
You are a ManiAC!!!!

>> No.15541432

>>15539305
Aren't you guys tired of all this are they? Aren't they? I'm done looking at/for crumbs because I KNOW that Link is crypto at this point. I just need to chill, spend time with my family, workout, meditate, and play music until the singularity. That and keep waging

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>>15539906
rip

>> No.15541479

>>15539570
You are the dumbest mofo in this thread!

>> No.15541510

>>15540609
Can I use smart contracts to tune my '01 Vmax 250 carburetor according to the atmospheric pressure? Would be nice desu

>> No.15541689

>>15540017
>no one will ever shop on the internet, no one will ever trust a website with their private credit card details!

go to bed grandpa

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>>15539559
We really are going to make it after all.