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SERIOUS ADVICE ONLY.

>> No.15530428

>>15530421
By not investing all your money in crypto.

>> No.15530441

>he fell for the women meme

>> No.15530447

>>15530421
>he doesn't know
Dont tell him

>> No.15530457

>>15530421
Money. Also, don't listen to stupid retards like this guy unless you want to die alone:
>>15530428

>> No.15530459
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15530459

I will help you op

What would you like to know

>> No.15530460

>>15530421
buy holo

>> No.15530462

don't be boring

>> No.15530463

>>15530421
be nigger

>> No.15530511

It’s much simpler than u think
You’d be surprised how desperate girls are
Thing is I don’t know why anyone wanna be in a relationship, I’d rather kms

>> No.15530514

>>15530457
T. Nerd

>> No.15530643

>>15530447
please tell us man please.

>> No.15530644

Just bee yourself

>> No.15530658

>>15530511
Please man, tell us...
I am the one desperate, I'm 20yrs old and I need a woman to dig my dick in urgently, I've been on nofap for around 2 month I cant resist anymore.

>> No.15530678

>>15530658
try putting it in a man :)

>> No.15530684

>>15530421
If you don’t have a gf by the time you leave college you’re fucked.

>t. 26 year old doomer

>> No.15530697

>>15530658
Women are desperate, but only for men who aren't desperate.
So just stop being desperate and you're good.

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>>15530658
Lmao I’m 26 and I’ve been on no fap hard mode for 6+ months now after a prev 2 year streak, and have 900+ test

Get the fuck out of here with your woe is me bullshit. You’re still young and have no fucking clue what the fuck true inceldom is

>> No.15530717

>>15530708
What was your test before nofap?

>> No.15530719

1. Have an attractive personality
2. Have an attractive body
3. Have an attractive wallet
Anyone of these 3 facets will garner you girls. Yes, it is vague. If you can make people laugh without resorting to racist shock humor then you are halfway on 1.

>> No.15530726

Go outside?

>> No.15530729

asked a girl to dinner, she said yes, a couple of hours before we're supposed to meet up, she asks if she can bring along the (gay) guy who introduced us. i said it's fine (he's entertaining), but i'm guessing this is her way of saying friends only, no romantic interest? am i gay?

>> No.15530740

>>15530421
Why is this thread on here and not on /r9k/?

>> No.15530744

>>15530717
The same, no fap doesn’t change test, it changes neuronal androgen receptor sensitivity(ie how sensitive your brain is to testosterone). So you get pissed off much more easily, much more angry and motivated but not because of direct test change

>> No.15530806

>>15530744
btw what kinda of benefits nofap gave you?
I've heard it helps to develop your body better and makes you bigger/attractive/pheromones, something like that.

>> No.15530921

>>15530421
money or chad genetics

>> No.15530931

>>15530421
>>15530921
or drugs. i forgot about drugs. all women love cocaine. some love opiates or meth too.

>> No.15531472

>>15530729
sorry bro, you failed her test, srs

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>>15530719
but dude this will never not be the funniest stuff ever conceived in existence