/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm voting Tiffany Trump for president!

>>15528097
now thats a female persident i can get behind

>hate weekdays because I have to work
>hate weekends because the market is close and I have nothing to do

>>15528295
PLEASE REMEMBER WHENEVER YOU FEEL HAPPY, DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE DARK AND SCARY TIMES. ALWAYS REMEMBER SAD DAYS.

Opinions on longing CSCO?

>>15528313
idk if i finally get my money, i'd buy some

they keep DDOS wow server ;_;

>>15528027
looks like barron

It looks like FedEx is shoulder deep in shit https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fedex-nyse-fdx-somewhat-strained-113951471.html

What do ya think smgbros?

WE GONNA GET THEM ATH'S BOYS
BEAR IS BACK ON THE MENU!

>>15528352
Good, I've been wondering where my waifu went.

>>15528027
What you investing an trading in OP?
me SLV, GLD, SPY via LEAP optoins

>>15528310
This is like hedging your mental well being

Who else shorting the next "tech" bubble?
(Uber,Lyft,and bynd are all gna fall hard next week)
:( At least noone was getting raped during the first tech bubble,these crashes will be epic

>>15528499
Slvo cause i want covered calls
Same with gold gldi

>>15528556
>Slvo cause i want covered calls
>Same with gold gldi
I can't find these options listed on the CBOE?
Tickers are SLVO and GLDI?

>>15528556
I read what they were. The ETF itself does the options strategy! that's cool.
You ever trade the options directly?
I made 300% on calls in about a month

>>15528618
Really just for diversity. I figure gold and silver will crab for a bit, probably drop even if we golden bull. Didnt want heavy exposure. I dont feel like i know enough about gold and silver prices to play options on them. I did manage to see the skyrocket come before it did

Just how many funds are going Ex-div on the 13th? Is the market going to selloff bigly?

Is this just a weird quirk of my portfolio?
>Also, UNH and KO go EXdivvy

>>15528838
>15528838
oops picture

What is /smg/'s opinion on millennial "we do it for you" options like Acorns and Fundrise?

>>15528873
>Fundrise
I'm curious about these new "give everyone access to real estate investing" services
But what the fuck do they have to do with millenials?

>>15528661
>I did manage to see the skyrocket come before it did
Well that's good.
I recommend reading what this guy says about the markets. He's got a super computer watching every market that trades with data going back 6,000 years and it uses cycles to make time and price predictions and it's been very accurate.

https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/blog/
http://ask-socrates.com/

The current prediction is a pull back into Jan then the bull market will resume. 16 is support for silver and when gold closes a month above 1589 were ready to rock.

I wish I was holding SLVO and GLDI during the last 7 years of this consolidation would have at least produced some income

>>15528873
>waste more money blowing money so you can invest more literal pennies
No thanks, i actually signed up once just for the round off and thought i could have so random savings i could grab for “free money” later. These niggers started CHARGING me because i wasnt putting enough in every month. Like that shit is dumb i lost $15 on some shit i thought would invest round off. Fucking scams and a waste of time even thinking about it desu

Does anyone have a visualizer for call-write ETF's that includes distributions (DRiP) in their modeling?

>>15528920
>silver going back down for 3 months
Well shit, I guess I better sell. There's $10 I'm never going to see again.

>>15528978
>Well shit, I guess I better sell. There's $10 I'm never going to see again
If your playing the options the move is magnified.

Between Him and AMRN I'll be raking in the Cash. Both in the short term and long term so I got it covered on both ends of the spectrum oh yeah.

Fuck it, why settle for one way or the other if you got the Green to get the ball rolling might as well do them both and get more bang for your dollar.

Then there's VTI. When the market is just taking a nasty shat VTI will make sure a good chunk of my Green stays in my piggy bank.

>>15529015
nah, just paper silver, I bought back into SIVR last week.

I have two long positions open on stocks with fairly good fundamentals/balance sheets and decent dividends. They're sitting at a small (12% average between both) return after a long recovery. What should I do with them?

>>15529015
>>15529037
Wondering about GLTR though, for a little rock-diversification
>Physical Gold Bullion 57.11%
>Physical Silver Bullion 26.32%
>Physical Palladium Bullion 11.71%
>Physical Platinum Bullion 4.86%

>>15528352
welcome back rkg
there might not be much time left to get into the collage, do you want a spot

>>15529053
I’m going to buy GALT just to show you how much money i lost

>>15529052
Looks good enough
Sprott Physical Platinum and Palladium
SPPP
In case you want to trade them separately

>>15529064
make sure you do that after you realize you've inadvertently stumbled onto a future multibagger

>>15529053
me already bought and sold some galt when it hit $3 >_>

>>15529053
Don’t talk to my wife
Reminder that GALT is only for the mentally ill, pic related.

>>15529030
I got a small stake in DIS,Comcast,LGF,GE and BHGE as well. Why? Cause the long term Payoff will be well worth it.

One's ripe for a buyout once the Streaming Wars heat up. Two are posed for epic stock gains once they really get the ball rolling again. One is undervalued by 20% if you follow the latest news. The last one will be there forever or till Kiddies start hating Florida or till Florida sinks like a rock due to Global warming.

>>15529082
>>15529084
added

>>15529084
just sit tight with those shares and watch

>>15529082
btw what are your thoughts on this, rkg
some anon mentioned it last thread and I've started looking into it, has the potential to be the first nonhormonal birth control drug on the US market, also comes in a convenient spray application that you can just spritz up your vagina an hour before sex

CNBC is calling a post summer bull run. I guess that means recession this month,

headed to lamboland this week

>>15529232
source?
Besides, that's obvious, look at credit spreads, junk bonds, advance-decline, and we've got the insectoids trying to keep everything clean for their big celebration Oct. 1st.

>>15529149
h-how about that DEEP VALUE in viab, t-baby-anon?

>>15529306
>headed to lamboland this week
good luck anon

Reminder: Dont read books, dont read news

>>15529223
Looks promising. Considering there is 14 million women in the U.S alone. Even if this drug sails past the FDA and only 1% of the female u.s population uses it it'd still mean a shit load of Profit.

Now if only they'd create some version of it for Men, you know to kill the sperm. It'd sure beat the current method; going under the knife.

>>15529382
What are your thoughts on Ampora®, ratsu

>>15529433
I could definitely see it being a readily used alternative to hormonal birth control pills
I think their corporate presentation estimates 18 percent of women in the US would use it, based on market penetration and surveys, among other things

>>15529382
Based

>>15529223
So why hasnt is jumped already? Good news was out thursday last week. What does everyone else know?

Is nexo a shit way to cash out?

How do I short my countries currency?
They announced today that they're literally going to double the minimum wage...
I'm living in Poland by the way, the government keeps giving away money to make retards vote for them, a while ago they made people under 26 pay no income tax, and earlier they started giving ~125$ a month to each family for each child they have, those are just two examples out of many

>>15529719
The Euro is controlled by the ECB so Poland's economic policy will have very little impact on the currency's value.
Short the £ instead. GBPUSD parity EOY

>>15529719
Just keep converting to usd i guess

>>15529736
Poland has it's own currency
>>15529738
yeah but isn't there a way to leverage it to make more money?

>>15529719
>a while ago they made people under 26 pay no income tax, and earlier they started giving ~125$ a month to each family for each child they have, those are just two examples out of many

>His government is investigating in its own people
>This is an outrage

If Polish wasn't such a complex language and if it were possible to do so I'd trade my American citizenship for yours in a heartbeat.

>>15529751
>Poland has it's own currency
I'm dumb

>>15529751
>yeah but isn't there a way to leverage it to make more money?
Yes, you can get much higher leverage on forex than through other investment vehicles
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/forex/07/forex_leverage.asp

>>15529719
szanuj naczelnika gnoju :---D
ja ładuję w bitkojna część oszczędności chyba, bo za chwilę pierdolnie inflacja, jak znowu zrealizują swoje obietnice

>>15529751
yes, borrow more polandbucks and use those to buy more USD.

Isn't that how leverage works?

>>15529719
>looking to increase birthrate and maintain a sustainable population without resorting to mass immigration
>Allowing young people to buy homes and build savings

Why is this a bad thing, lmoa?

>>15529770
>>15529792
They're not investing in their people, they're just pushing bullshit to make stupid people vote for them
Everyone but the lowest parts of society is a lot worse off now, prices for food, gasoline have risen massively, so have taxes.
I can't imagine what doubling minimum is going to do, but it won't be pretty, although I do admit not paying income tax is nice for me, all it does is shift the taxes to older people

>>15529772
Thanks

>>15529780
ta wszystko jest napewno lepsze niż trzymanie hajsu w złotówkach, mój ziomek ładuje w srebro

>>15529792
Yeah, wtf that's my thoughts exactly. Supporting your own people, isn't that what the government should be doing anyway?

>>15529223
I'm that one that mentioned that in the last thread.

>>15529832
Is there a transitionary period when people hit 26 or are they immediately hit with standard tax rates?
I can imagine a lot of young people are not forward thinking enough and will suddenly find their lifestyle completely unsustainable when they suddenly lose ~20% of their income on their 26th birthday and end up in serious financial trouble.

>>15529079
What's the verdict on gold then? Am I going to be holding these Barrick bags for a while?

>>15528027
who is that guy in the pic? he looks very successful.

>>15529888
no transitional period, yeah that might cause some problems
the policy was mainly put in because many people were finishing university and immigrating west to make more money, over 50% of people finishing medical school were instantly moving away, that sucks even more for us because uni is paid for by the government
if they suddenly get hit with the income tax at 26 that might cause them to immigrate ironically

>>15529437
my apologies I have no idea what that is

>>15528027
Jesus fuck this is neat. am new here so this is helpfull as fuck

>>15529928
>that might cause them to immigrate
You mean emigrate.
When you’re leaving your country, it’s called emigration.

>>15530010
Kys

>>15530068
I literally just got here, what gives you the right to speak like that? you're the reason people say this site is a cesspool, I thought i'd give it a try but clearly that was a mistake. asshole

kind of new to options, can anyone recommend good people to follow at stocktwits?

>>15530213
just yolo gamble and you'll figure it out.

I wanna run into a nudist party in the woods too

>>15530221
I did a little of that with obviously mixed results. Want to actually learn and get good.

Is the new Tool album going to be more stimulative to the US economy than the new Taylor Swift album?

>>15530189
>and nothing of value was lost

>>15530189
seethe

>>15529081
Can I get in on this even if I've been holding GALT since January? Maybe put me down for something like "Fuck Pendy, fags are more likely to procreate than pick good stocks"

>>15529223
> market cap 145 mil
> product easily work 3x that a year
This seems like a good time to buy. I wish we had real biological women in here to comment on whether or not they'd buy it. Pendy, you're the closest thing we have and you don't know?

>>15530452
My wife says it sounds really cool, you know cali woman will be all over this. NON HORMONAL. Shit will sell itself. Girls will pop babies out a little more though and product will lose a bit

>>15530189
Bad bait or you clearly don't belong either way stop posting and go back to whenever you came from. Also tell Jeremy I said hi.

>>15530452
>This seems like a good time to buy.
I think my new strategy is to wait until I feel this way then only buy if the stock drops another 15+%

Could save me from my tragic shitcoin and dudeweed420blazeit mistakes.

>>15529223
>>15530452
what's the ticker?

https://github.com/Jamonek/Robinhood

Would anyone here use a auto-liquidation script tied to trumps twitter account if I wrote one? I think it would be kind of fun and not that hard. You won't beat the HFTs, but you could still probably save some money.

>>15530295
>>15530340
>>15530505
woah guys cool it on the antisemitism

>>15528027
This is a nice thread, make sure to check out Howdoo aswell, many things can be shared on the platform when it gets released

>>15530597
Gaslight somewhere else, Xi

Does anyone understand what this squeezemetrics thing is all about? Are these DIX and GEX things legit?

>>15530704

>>15530582
EVFM

>>15528873
Retarded and a scan

>>15528960
this desu. literally better off taking $20 a month manually to schwabb or some shit than using these trashcans at least robinhood has the appeal of commission free trades these niggers just scam the entry point.

asia futures not looking super hot right now

>>15529972
see
>>15529223

>>15530413
added

>>15530295
>>15530340
>>15530505
You people here are pathetic and need to get a life. a real life where you go outdoors and make friends, not one where you sit online all day and throw insults at strangers just to pass the time. go to a tailgate or county fair and try that shit, I dare you

>>15531635
Is that an invitation?
I’d like to try some normie nonsense, sounds like a nice change of pace.

My apologies if this has already been posted. What a fucking time to be alive.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/08/donald-trump-is-tweeting-more-and-its-impacting-the-bond-market.html

Ive been out of the loop today, has trump tweeted anything that would cause a red start to this week?

>>15531426
dont really see a future for the product as all women turn to lesbianism by 2030

>>15530713
What am i looking at?

>>15531665
Why would we care

>>15531730
No, China reported bad numbers though which took down asian markets a bit

>>15531635
SHIT YER YAPPER AND LURK FOR AT LEAST A YEAR BEFORE POSTING

>>15529223
Hedge funds and institutional investors own 53% of the company and have only been buying more and more each quarter. They've also got 2 other drugs in phase 2 and 3 testing so it's not just a one trick pony.

>>15531832
Damn, thread is really hostile tonight. A major investment bank has basically made a meme index tied to Trump tweets and it's funny. Get bent, fuckhead

>>15531891
You arent fooling anyone

>>15531897
Not sure what you mean anon

>>15530189
literally not even me you fucking fag?

>>15530189
You should unironically consider suicide lo

>>15531665

Shoulda done one on the correlation between his tweets and the movements in the S&P 500.

>>15531646
Better than spending time with the assholes on this website.

>>15531967
How can you even share a picture like that or talk about suicide so fucking lightly is beyond me. all I did was make a little post saying that I was new here and the links up at the top of the page were helpful. fuck what is wrong with all of you

>>15531948
SHUT
IT

>>15532037
How can you not have left yet? Don’t you have a life nigger?

>>15532037
So that’s a personal invitation?
Great! Let me know the details, looking forward to meeting you!

>>15531897
>you’re not fooling anyone
>my wife says
Kekkies

But seriously, I’m not sure what the DIX thing is, they say it’s for tracking dark pool money movements, but the whole thing just seemed a little complicated for my brainlet mind.

>>15532062
Fine since you have given me the last word I will take it. yes I do have a life, unlike all of you. I would really suggest to do something else with your life than just sitting on here trolling.

>>15529865
>>15530718
>>15531881
>>15531881
seems like it has promise

This week is going to be nice for ENPH, we're going to look for a ceiling after this recent dip and my calls are gonna ride it up

>>15532061
NO U

>>15532029
Hopefully that's next

>>15532097
>>15531881
>>15530718
I've seen some people raise concerns over the drug's efficacy because of its similarity to spermicides, but I don't think it's an issue
The drug had 98.7% efficacy when used as directed in its phase 3 trial with 88.9% of women using it as directed, resulting in a 86% overall efficacy rate (again tho, it was 98.7% in the women who actually used it the right way)
the trial enrolled approximately 1400 patients and recorded >24,000 instances of sex, patients were treated over a period of 7 cycles of 21-35 days, meaning the rough average number of times patients had sex during the trial was >17 per patient

>teen starts current events newsletter
>first story she mentions is current outbreak of vaping side effects
>”pretty much everyone I know vapes”
I don’t even know how to feel about this anymore. This sector is getting too hot.

>>15532138
Need more info on the functional pathway, altering ph of vagina could have bigtime side effects, no one’s going to want to take a drug that gives them yeast infections or funny smells or itching etc.

>>15531967
How come shotgun to the head has a higher agony rating than explosives?

>>15532149
semen normally alters the pH of the vagina, what this drug does is artificially keep it in normal levels despite semen being present
SAEs were low in their phase 3 trial, only occurred in 1.1% of patients with none of them being definitely linked to the drug

>>15532149
>>15532203
also even if the treatment caused those side effects, I think that's still better than the side effects hormonal birth control can have

*THUD*
Henlo
Hi, yes. would like 2 buy all ur are companies pls
Paper is bad.

How do you calculate how many employees you have?

>>15532149
The recent outbreak in vaping side effects has been linked to a new form of pneumonia caused by a chemical called vitamin E acetate found in vaping products

https://newatlas.com/health-wellbeing/mystery-vaping-illness-clarified-vitamin-e-acetate/

>>15532240
I think if you don't know how many employees you have, that's a pretty major failure of some senior officer in your business
If you can't even keep track of how many employees who have, who the hell knows what's actually going on internally in your business

>>15532251
If you have 10,000 shares of Coca-Cola, how many wagies is that?

>>15532151
What bothers me is how they know the agony. It's probably just a wild guess.

>>15532274
oh, that's easy
find out the total number of outstanding shares of the company and then divide the number of shares you have by that to find out how much of the company you own, and multiply the total number of employees by the portion of the company that you own

>>15532203
lol Pendulum said semen xD

>>15532244
>chemical called vitamin E acetate found in vaping products

*Found in THC cartridges of questionable (mostly black market) origin.

>>15532355
I'll take your word on that, I'm not a vaping connoisseur

Friendly reminder to get SFM before the pump

>>15532149
>Need more info on the functional pathway, altering ph of vagina could have bigtime side effects, no one’s going to want to take a drug that gives them yeast infections or funny smells or itching etc.
Yeah, but women who take birth control have some pretty bad side effects as it is. Try telling thots they could either have a yeast infection every couple months or put on 20 pounds.

>>15532451
Ordinary nicotine e-juice does not contain vitamin E acetate. The base ingredients are:
-vegetable glycerine (VG)
-propylene glycol (PG)
-liquid nicotine in either a VG or PG base
-flavoring additives in either a VG or PG base

>>15532037
>How can you even share a picture like that or talk about suicide so fucking lightly is beyond me. all I did was make a little post saying that I was new here and the links up at the top of the page were helpful. fuck what is wrong with all of you
You must be new here. Welcome to the internet.

>>15532355
>(mostly black market)
I see what you did there.

>>15532479

I say mostly as apparently some carts were purchased from cannabis dispensaries.

>>15532230
based.

fake money nerds btfo

>>15532037
Don't take the things people say here too seriously

>>15532490
I heard the dispensaries ordered shady shit from china

>>15531750
Some fuck trying to give information to people who don't deserve it
Disregard it

>>15532455
Explain your reasoning, as I almost want to buy KR puts before earnings.

They don’t have the pricing power target and Walmart do, and if they raise prices their customers say fuck that and go elsewhere.

>>15532705
I just want to understand it...

>>15532462
Eh... most thots don’t care, men are so thirsty they can gain a few pounds especially if they’re young pussy. Pill also allows them to control if/when they get their period, and I would abuse the hell out of that (even though it’s not advised)

You want to get your period the night before finals, or a big presentation, or a big date, or whatever? Fuck that.

And some women say it does wonders for their skin.

>>15532705
What’s with the hostility tonight?

>>15531967
Cyanide does not seem to be a good time

>>15532244
Hmm thinking (MO) might be a good investment

>>15532455

im already all in

>>15532277
what exactly am I looking at

>>15532958
Yeah but the lethality is crazy high. Quick guaranteed death.

Silver and gold expectations? Down or up guess?

>>15532037
what the actual fuck. This guy is fucked i literally made that comment not you faggot.

>>15532994
I'm in balls deep, I can't decide if I should go deeper...

But with the EX-date this friday, I just might.

Hold on to your hats, boys.
Pigs gonna fly!

>>15528661
Your English is atrocious

equities bears unprepared for the cucking they are gonna get in a few short hours...this week is going to be explosive. long af nothing but the chaddest of calls, except for the pile of SLV and GLD puts I'm laughing to the bank with.

Bobos rule PMs and crypto for now. Only metals worth owning atm are particular PGMs like palladium. cant stop wont stop. platinum the unsung, underrated hero. silver is a meme.

>>15528873
> Acorns
Do it yourself. Pay with more cash, save and invest all loose change every quarter to remove hassle and fees.

>>15532512
Also it seems the Evofem was hit with a cash flow problem last year with their merger with Neothetics. Apparently that company had a weird stock options buyout plan for their employees that drained cash or something. The problem is though that this company has a wild amount of target prices from 6-10

>>15532519
This. I’ve read the ingredients on some weedies cartridges from a Boston dispensary. They’re all using coconut oil as their suspension.

>>15528873
Granted I don’t have a lot in the account testing it out but then I’ve left it in there for years and I’ve made more money investing myself just last week than these “we do it for you” options. Also it’s way more fun investing yourself. I’ve became very fond of following the market, researching companies, making plays, learning daily about the world I live in and how to be a better investor. Now that you reminded me about this I’m going to close my account and invest the money myself. (((They’d))) have to start paying me to hold and invest my money as (((they))) would be taking away something that is enjoyable to me

Who here is in the MAG club?

Bobo is hibernating, winter is coming, sleepy bear aleepy bear

Is LCI going to short squeeze more bday morning or did to many people short and will bog it?

>>15532138
>17 times in 7 months
wtf i'm already at 17 for this month alone

>>15534760
It's not even done correcting yet lol

>>15534760
The fact that we didn't reject the 13-14 range even harder than we did tells me we will bounce around 12 and continue up to the 17 range. But if we don't bounce 12 then down we go to 10.
Pretty simple

T babies have won. Everyone else go home.

>>15535006
I like your speculation. Short interest is still high percent

Big Apple event tomorrow

$10k iPhone?!

Can someone explain to me why crypto is "fake money"? What constitutes valid money?

>>15535108
FedBux is real money because you're forces at gunpoint to pay taxes with it.

Coinz are not real money because there is no end-game time sink. If Mr. Satoshimoto created an in-game mount for 100 BTC, things would be different.

>>15535108
>What constitutes valid money?

A) Enough people tell themselves it is
or
B) >>15535131

>>15535108
Money has to be backed by something (goods, oil, gold, etc).

>>15535108
Top companies dont regularly accept it as payment. Until then, its more like trading Pokémon cards than an actual currency.

>>15535131
>>15535163
BTC is legal tender in Japan.

what's this activist investor shit with T?

anyone else considering DLTH? lost money a while back from it bleeding out, but it looks like its stabilized for the past couple weeks.
the cunt ceo is out just before earnings and the founder is coming back, i think an earnings surprise could pump this stock back up to 12 at least

T holder here but this is artificial as fuck. Not liking it at all.

ACB CGC

>>15535244
All their shit is overpriced and nobody has the loose change to throw into clothing when they can go to Wally World and get some Dickies or Carhartt for half the price

I hope LCI tanks today I'm all in on 09/20 $12.50 puts.

>>15535347
I would buy puts, but there's not enough liquidity on that stock

What the fuck is the deal with Robinhood today?

>>15535407
Yeah there's not much liquidity I'm going to end up getting JUST'd. Hoping for a big drop today so I can get out.

aaannd my 3/20 SPY call went down 95% at opening, wtf?

Why are we dropping so hard?

did you buy gme last week?

>>15535551
Idk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This is sad guys. Don't let it end like this.

I hope this WKHS dip stays for like a week

>>15535594
It doesn't end like this.
The humans and the klingons sign the Khitomar peace accords.

>>15535558
Everyone here should already be in GME. We literally talked and showed TA about it for 2 weeks straight when it reached $3-3.8.

L-LCI

>>15535602
*ahem*

How to get into stocks?

>>15535621
First step is hating yourself

>>15535621
>>15535640
2nd step, after hating yourself, is to hate yourself enough that you're willing to do or die and get in on some high risk get rich quick stocks

>>15535621
you need to sign up to a broker first. go with one that has been in business for a while like fidelity, td ameritrade, interactive brokers, tradestation,...

>>15535619
Yeah man WKHS has a future. That's why I want the dip to last until I have more money.

>>15535672
wish it had options available.

Looks like my math was right about LCI. It was already doing better than over 50% of it's months in 10 yrs when it hit 12.51+. It's no surprise this happen. I'd like to see it hit 14.50-15.00 by end of month though.

>>15533030
Suicide helmet

LCI being erratic as fuck. The fuck is going on? The dip is fair, some people cashing in, coming back on an upward trend. What in the fuck is all this volatility?

>>15535696
i would prefer a 15-25% dip before. Let's see if 10.5 region becomes support.

>MNK uo 7%
>my calls still down 10%

Why the fuck do I mess with pharma?

>>15535707
How does it work?

Why aren't you riding this absolute Moon Buggy, /smg/?
>Recession-proof industry (Animal Health)
>Maintained a steady 25% gross margin over the past 18 months
>Earnings growth after adjustments
>Focus on developing and introducing new products with a penchant for making value-creating acquisitions.
>Displaying consistent growth in its strongest brands, including Simparica (flea medication), Clavamox (antibiotic), and ProHeart (heartworm medication)

>>15535736
>put hat on
>die

>>15535757
>put hat on
>???
>die

>>15535679
>WKHS
Wait, what?
Why does a stock on a major exchange not have an option chain?

>>15533500
Literally perfect english

PAYS -42% since my call. Where are the PAYS bulls who told you to buy last week?

>>15535786
no idea

anyway WTF happened to FSLY? Its dying.

>>15535787
>missing apostrophes
>lowercase I when referring to oneself
>constant use of "it" without clear subject
>"the skyrocket"
Literally no

>>15535696
You’ve gained a follower +1

...I hope it bounces off 12 to 17 range then corrects to 14-15 EOM

>>15535806
Dead?

>ctrl+f
>NWL
No one here makes any money and that makes me sad for all of you.

Leo this isn't stocktwits.

>>15535826
>no LCI
Ok

Should I use all this money I made on LCI puts on fsly calls?

>>15535848
>fsly calls?
I'm trying to find out why its down 11% before I do anything, can't turn up anything.

Is it finally time to short roku?

>>15535826
You said you’d tell us the next time it was time to get in...
Why doing so well today when PG, JNJ, Pep, other staples not doing so well. Back to school effect?

Bad day today. MRK down big. Maybe good chance to get in cloud stocks.

Digital Turbine...APPS...short

tomorrow GME earnings... is it the pump before the dump like past times or will it pump this time?

>>15535670
Step 3
>??????????
Stp 4
>(((profit)))

Let's go SFM

>>15535814
Literally nothing wrong with any of that. Is english your first language? Lmao the guy responding didnt even know how to spell “you’re” lmao go critique spelling somewhere else faggots;

NBRV beginning a pump, thank God

>>15535955
>( There's) (l)iterally nothing wrong with any of that. Is (E)nglish your first language? Lmao(,) the guy responding didn(')t even know how to spell “you’re”(.) (L)mao(,) go critique spelling somewhere else(,) faggots(.)
Ftfy

What to long now?

>>15536063
Congrats you caught the joke

Pretty meaningless?

I jut dropped 3 shares in case I can buy back lower... it was stupid but I still have 80+

Gold mining stock bags pretty heavy.

Anyone else loading GameStop puts before earnings? Feels like stealing at these prices.

>>15536150
GameStop is dead in the water, short forever and retire a millionaire

>>15528027
hey /smg/ay , any more suggested books? for some reason i like read the /smg/ay suggested books

>>15536150
I'm still figuring out if I want to hold my long through earnings. Less risky to sell but we can also have found the bottom and it will moon.

>>15536196
What will possibly make it moon? The closure of half of its stores? A decade of short-termism and unethical business practices? A failure to adapt to the changing market?

>>15535558
+175% on my Call so far

>>15528534
>(Uber,Lyft,and bynd are all gna fall hard next week)

why is bynd part of the tech bubble?

>>15536150
how low will it go? And how fast will it get there?

>>15536212
tech meat

>>15536114
Pretty dumb they can make you say your produce is as bad as a completely different product without any evidence

>>15536169
>>15536150
I'm snagging up 9/27 $4.00 puts, hope it turns out alright

Buying SPY weekly calls until a trade deal is announced and will ride the initial moon then bail before the ensuing crash.

Who /rulesbasedinvesting/ here?

>>15536078
ETSY

>>15536315
If there earnings are good you’re puts are fucked

I'm in GOLD calls and INTC puts. Wish me luck lads.

>>15536150
It’s too easy, so I expect a 20% moon. It’ll be one of those “financials are terrible but not as bad as (((the Street))) forecasted”. Just too easy man, something’s not right.

>>15529030
Just wish I had more money for AMRN

>>15536353
Then I'll just pray for a correction to a 15% jump in a si gle day and sell then. But you should know, I'm a zoomer and non of us have been inside a GameStop for the last 5 years, and their product diversification means nothing, the t-shirts and bobble heads are cringe

>>15536220

wat? essplain it to me like im retarded

>investors hate him, figure out how he tripled his money in a single week!

>>15528534
>At least noone was getting raped during the first tech bubble
how old are you son

>down $150 for the month

I don't know how I'm supposed to balance my portfolio in this kind of market. I'm mostly in safe/value shit and I'm still going down every day.

Finally time to buy GO?
Buy more MRK!
Buy some cloud shit (CRM, TWLO, or the CLOU etf)?

(SPLV and MTUM getting hit, apparently utilities, REITs, staples, and other defensives are falling out of style)

WB finally making me some money.

>>15536393
If gamestop closes enough stores and focuses on where they bring in the most money(ehich they are doing already) they can get back up. Gamestops are still really busy in a lot of places. Not sure why but they are, the one at my mall is always filled up while other stores are always empty

>Upro up 0.5%
>Tmf down 4.5%
kinda gay shit is this?

>>15530590
I'm not sure how much longer the markets are gonna sway with his tweets, but I'd be interested to see how well it works

>>15536450
People talk about their shit business practices but they've been around for a long-ass time even in the download era. Where else do you go when you need a used controller cheaper than new?

Someone else needs to come and give us a counterpoint.

>>15536464
Are you screwing with me? eBay

>>15536450
I'm not saying they can't find a way to be profitable, but if the methods they take to achieve that spooks the 2 IQ market makers I'm gonna make money of these puts. If they're aggressively closing stores investors are gonna take that as a bad sign, even if it's the key to stability

>>15536442
Ou of style cause rates are loe and only 1 direction for them to go in. REITS with fat, but manageable, debt will be the best long term

>>15536471
eBay means you wait for a few days.

Sometimes you pay for the convenience of picking it up and feeling it in person. They'll let you test the buttons and connection on a wire usually too.

>>15536414
so how did you do it man

>>15536464
Pick up a used controller from eBay, or just save another $10 for a new one, no one wants to use a controller with someone else's cum crust all over it

>>15536496
Or you can ask a friend.

>>15536508

>>15536496
>Pick up a used controller from eBay, or just save another $10 for a new one, no one wants to use a controller with someone else's cum crust all over it
>Pick up a used controller from eBay
>no wants to use a controller with someone else's cum crust all over it
>used controller from ebay
>someone else's cum crust all over it
>ebay
>someone else's cum crust

>>15536471
Everyone knows that shit isn’t reliable

>>15536063
This board is a cesspool

>>15535749
Looks promising I'll have to put it on my radar for when I have enough money

never again will I fuck with options that only trades in 5 cent increments. Extremely fucking annoying

>>15536519
I meant to convey that if you TRUELY wanted a used controller, you could get one from eBay, BUT, most will just save another $10 for a new one because they'd rather not deal with cum crust

>>15528533
How do I short my own mental well-being?

>>15536483
And visiting the store costs money in travel expenses, plus the cost of time and the potential of not finding a suitable controller. That's why nobody visits GameStop any more.
Convenience will always win out over a few days delay, literally nobody is in a situation where they can't wait a few days for a replacement controller

>>15528873
If you have a student email, you can get acorns for free. I use it for the roundup thing, but otherwise I recommend acorns

>>15536567
>>15536561
>>15536519

So you guys are on the "Gamestop Puts aren't a bad idea" train.

>>15528873
>>15536575
Acorns roundups are really convenient. I stopped withdrawing money to buy stupid shit and built up nearly a thousand dollars over one summer. I don't really make that many purchases either, but I did activate the multiplier.

>>15536561
i'd rather buy a new one so i know all the parts are good... don't want some controlller that some autist was pounding away on all the buttons.. with a stuck joy stick....

>>15536373
RIP

Honestly game stop would never occur to me. Either I would get it used off of eBay, new or used off of amazon, or Is go to my nearby target.

I would much more likely just buy it at Fry’s or Best Buy than save $10 and go to gamestop.

>>15536482
But those divvies on the REITs and utilities should be appealing when rates are giving bond investors pitiful yield.

It's always safer not to hold before earnings btw. in a worst case scenario you could miss a 3-9% pump.. that's the usual gap up with GME...at the same time it looks like the bottom is in with the past months being capitulation

Where’s that GOD OF CALLS faggot who said buy ACB fuck you nigger I’m down 5k!!!

>>15536633
Hey faggot wtf you’re dumbass is losing me money

>>15535806
>I called a sell off 20 days ago! I’m smart!
You’re a dumbass I’m loading up on pays right now :)

>>15536494
He deposited money into his account

Holy shit. Cramer’s now saying Warren will be the nominee. And I think he’s probably right, after the bloody eye thing Biden seems very unlikely.

This could be VERY problematic for Merck, UNH, and JNJ.

I thought the financials were going to get rocked as it looks like rates will get cut. I don’t know guys, I do t know how to feel about this...

>>15536666
i said buy last week.. also what is risk management

>>15536701
>Holy shit. Cramer’s now saying Warren will be the nominee.
it was always going tobe Warren. She's the ideal compromise candidate between the dem base and the corporate overlords.

>>15536654
Keep holding...

I feel like playing GME earnings today, I mean.. the company is literally dead and I don't think earnings will be good at all.
What do you guys think?

>>15536716
>go "long' last week
>my time horizon is 2 days!!!

neck yourself tripfag

>>15536749
They're going for one final pump and dump of their own shares.

>>15536611
Burry’s an idiot. Why go to a neet hut when you could get games shipped straight to you from an ever increasing supply of online retailers and streamers?

>>15536721
>He doesn't know
You must lurk in /pol/ to know.
I'll let you in on this one. Dems have a secret plan to get tulsi into office. She will be left out of the primaries and debates. She will then claim there is enormous corruption in the DNC and expose the corruption. Then the DNC will make her the candidate and the young "outsider" will become the president.
t. Read it on pol.

>>15536563
Meth

https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/25/18281538/sony-playstation-4-gamestop-stop-selling-game-download-codes-retailers

imagine going long gametop lol

this thread sucks

>>15536765
unsure if sarcasm or genuine schizo either way have a (you)

>>15536701
>This could be VERY problematic for Merck, UNH, and JNJ.
they'll dump when she gets the nomination....buy or go long on calls then. they will be fine. Dems need the Senate to do anything anyway and if they get it....the MOST they will do is a public option. These companies aren't going anywhere.

>>15536701
I'm British, haven't been following the Nominee race at all.

Just saw this, lmao how tf is this a serious candidate of the democratic nominee? How has she made it this far?
>Spirituality advisor

>>15536801
>How has she made it this far?
The booming gilf fetish

>>15536786
Yeah what does pol know. They only elected trump into office.

>>15536780
Buy Puts on Gamestop?

>>15536813
/pol/ is usually never right on detailed issues

the true meaning of "/pol/ is always right" is that they always have a perfect grasp of the zeitgeist

>>15536801
Jews are the synagogue of satan and they use the democratic party to infiltrate the white house.

>>15536813
Trump won by the skin of his teeth. Lightning rarely strikes twice. Anyway this is getting more political than financial.

just be ready to profit off the Warren nomination.

>>15532455
I am trusting you annon

>>15536749
I think the trade is too crowded. I don’t want to bet against Burry, but he does have a history of taking a long time to be right.

I think there are good companies out there that are dipping, and I’d rather spend money on those and HODL than gamble on GameStop.

>>15536765
kek I wish. I miss mommy tulsi

>>15536801
She’s not a real candidate, she’s Herman Cain tier, if you remember him. But she’s a response to Trump: he’s seen as a cutthroat businessman who’d sell his mother to the highest bidder, and she’s a spiritual type who wants to use love to help people and stuff.

>>15536828
I’m rooting for you guy. Sorry about what you’ve been through, but /xpol/ is not a good path to go down. Maybe go to church on Sunday and try to meet a nice girl who isn’t as easily corrupted?

>>15536831
>profit
How? By shorting healthcare and financials?

>>15536797
I agree, but there’s still ~15 months of losses to get through. UNH seems like a no brainer, but I may sell and just keep buying JNJ on the dips. Probably just hold MRK and DRiP.

>>15536673
I dont care what you do you know
>>15536753
you have people who dont know anything about risk management and go all in blindly. ACB should go up in the following weeks.. but it can pull back.. 5.7 should hold but it's not guaranteed. Also earnings in 2 days. Usually you dont want to be down more than 1% of your capital in a single trade.

FASTLY NOOOO WTF GO BACK UP

>>15536581
>So you guys are on the "Gamestop Puts aren't a bad idea" train
They have literally nothing left. They are a video game retailer that is abandoning video games to sell Funko Pops and are even converting entire stores into Tabletop gaming centres because their business model is dead. Used games have little value any more and the profit margins on new games/consoles are paper thin

>>15536831
He won by the skin of his teeth with everything against him, no record to run on, no incumbency, and an approval rating 8 points lower than his current aggregate.
He doesn't need any fucking lightning.

>>15536933
>the profit margins on new games/consoles are paper thin
what? really? i'd think they're fat as fuck...

>>15536654
did you buy 16000 shares @ 6.25 or did you mess with options?

>>15536939
Consoles I think are actually loss leaders with weird real value. Hence why you can buy used PS4's for about a hundred dollars..

>>15536939
The sale of a brand new PS4 makes them around $6 profit

>>15536938
Oversimplification, and not particularly financially relevant.

If the recession hits he could absolutely lose it and if he loses it the market is absolutely going to tank. In fact, when the primaries end, if warren takes it, we could be in for a real vixxxy kind of day.

I may have to do some selling before the debate. Ugh, and I probably have to watch the debate.

>>15536956
>>15536954
wow.. i would not think that at all.. i've always thought consoles were a tad expensive for what they are.... so the highest profit margin must be just games and people get those online?

I bought some GME for a potential short squeeze... i've always known it's becoming a tough business but theres always opportunity to make money on the stock..

>>15536938
>>15536971

This is kind of disturbing because a time traveler LARP thread yesterday said Warren would win the NC Primary and become the Dem candidate.

The Jews, China, and Fed would dump the stock market before the election and they would say "Trump inherited a good market and blew it." The Dems then can't bail out the banks because that would cause the Day of the Rope in one fell swoop. They elect for taxing the rich 90% and giving everyone a ton of money.

This apparently leads to Zimbabwe-tier inflation, starving cities, drafting for a neue-Gestapo, and a bunch of secession.

Tech getting fucking hammered, what gives? Even stocks that have nothing to do with antitrust stuff like WORK and TWLO are getting slammed.

Also congrats to T babies anon

>>15536938
>Negative net approval rating in 10 states that carried him in 2016
>no indication that states that narrowly went for Clinton in 2016 are trending in Trump’s direction
>Georgia, Texas and NC are the only battle ground states that Trump has any likelihood of winning

>>15536997
Aerospace cornholed for no apparent reason as well. Just another day of crab

>>15537005
>Our analysts predict Clinton has a 91% chance to win the presidency

>>15537005
>muh approval rating
Higher than obama, and that cunt was reelected so...

>>15536992
That sure sounds like a larp. Warren isn’t a friend of China, she says it’s because they fuck the environment and the middle class, and is likely to keep the screws tight on China if she inherits the trade war.

What do you think trump would do with his last months in office, if he were to lose the election?

>>15536997
Yeah I’m eying CLOU because of its exposure to CRM, SHOP, and other names that are good but getting fucked.

>tfw own TWLO, CRM, and NEWR

>>15537035
>>15537030
>>15537005
Everyone ignores that a large amount of people are grateful he hasn't started any wars. That's pretty huge.


Anyways someone confirm to me that buying Gamestop Puts is a good idea. Isn't downsizing a bad look for businesses anyways?

>those red bars
UUUUUGHHHH AHHHH HUUUUUFFF PPPPPFFFFTT

>>15537058
Could be a good idea.

But have you noticed that Visa and MasterCard are down 3%? Do you really think they won’t continue going up? Fucking LMT too, that’s a nice sale.

>>15537058
I'm in GME puts, but I'm a zoomer so

>>15537005
Literally none of this is true.

>>15537082
>>15537078
Got a strike and date that sounds good?

I'll give VISA and Mastercard a look too. Maybe not a good idea long-term but there's no reason they can't implement crypto and shit.

>>15536983
>>15537058

>so the highest profit margin must be just games and people get those online
Yes, specifically used games. GameStop can make a 50% profit on used games as opposed to a 10% profit on a new game. However, the used game market is in freefall
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2019-04-02-pre-owned-game-sales-are-in-freefall-in-the-uk
>fewer big-budget, triple-A video games coming out, the focus on Games as a Service and an increasing trend towards downloads has had a significant impact.
>Games, now, are designed to be played for months, even years on end, with live services key to ongoing publisher revenue. Fewer people are trading in games, which means there are fewer pre-owned games available to buy.
>And then there's the push for subscription services from the likes of Microsoft (Xbox Game Pass), Sony (PlayStation Now) and EA (Origin Access), among others, which sell you access to a library of titles for a monthly fee.

Plus, if you like a good old conspiracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDc0Hx-xEX0
>GameStop falsely selling new games as used games, GameStop's main source of revenue, to trick investors into thinking that the used game market is far larger than it actually is (Admittedly this is just conjecture right now)

Dead in the water

>>15537104
9/27 $4.00

NEW
>>15537120
>>15537120
>>15537120
>>15537120
NEW
>>15537120
>>15537120
>>15537120

>>15536904
what happened to it? I can't find any reason. I want to buy calls but won't until i know what caused this.

>>15536992
Warren was a Republican. She'll take on wall street like Trump (who was a Democrat) drained the swamp.

it's all talk.

>>15536992
That sounds like it would be good for muh bitcorns, though, so idk.