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Money. Buy face and leg transplants. Still have money.

>>15512789
will i still have autism?

>>15512789
if I had Zuck money you could fucking make me the size of Ben Shapiro for all I care

Money. Then buy MITX, wait one year and retire. Repair face if needed. Height is the last option.

Height and face are only good for getting laid.

>>15512789
It legit looks like zuck is a normal human but scaled down for maximum efficiency

Money

>>15512789
Money. That wasnt even a hard choice.

>>15512789
money, how is this even a choice

>>15512789
Also, it depends on the amount of money. You didn't specify anything nigger. Are we talking 10/10 face, 6'4", and $5M as our options?

Or are you gonna say "no $5 lol". It depends on what we're getting here

>>15512818
zuck could literally pay that big guy in the pic 10 million to wipe his shit off the floor with his tounge and it wouldnt even hurt his wallet. The big guy would do it

>>15512789
Money because I don't care about other people.

>>15512885
Based

>>15512885
And yet, Zuck could only get an ugly chink wife with his billions, while the chad gets to fuck 10/10s for free.

>>15512789
Money.
You could get surgeries to get taller and to change your face with enough money. Added bonus of never needing to work ever again.

>>15512927
Zuck ain't stupid. Hes not gonna marry some bimbo who'll divorce him a la jeff bezos

>>15512927
>Wifing up your fuckpiece
No. Mistresses are for fucking. Wives are there to help protect your shit.

>>15512927
jews dont care about beauty, cause they ugly as fuck. Its all about increase wealth, power and dominion over goyim

>>15512789
Imagine how good life has been for that guy in the middle left. Great face, hairline, jaw. Perfect height and proportions. He also added some muscle. He does not even have to try. He's playing life on easy mode. People who were born superior like him were also probably very supported by everyone during the period of growing up which means they also have confidence and better psyche because they didn't get made fun of and they never had to be bullied or whatever because they were bigger than the bully or been the bully. They also had girls approach them their whole life which puts their mind at ease because they don't have to be worried about getting laid and it also boosts their confidence. You're just born like that and it's usually smooth sailing compared to the 5/10 guys. Life really is not fair. Not only do I have to try SO MUCH harder. Even if I try my hardest I still won't come even close to him if we both do our maximum. If I maxxed out everything on myself I would be way inferior to him maxxing out himself. I just can't deal with the fact that some are born better. I would never be mad at him for being born with a huge advantage but I just hate existance itself for being the way that it is.

>>15513005
>I just can't deal with the fact that some are born better.
you and every commie out there buddy. Nature is aristocratic, deal with it. Become the best you can be and you'll still be better than 99% of shit humans out there, there will always be someone better than you

>>15513028
>Become the best you can be and you'll still be better than 99% of shit humans out there
Cope

>>15512990
>fuckpiece

I'm honestly disgusted. How old are you?

why not all 3?

>>15513048
kys then, if everything is decided at birth why even bother

>>15513083
Fear of hell
>inb4 there is no god

>>15512789
I hope everyone realizes everyone in the photo is 5'11' besides one mini Zuck.

>>15513048
everything is cope

>>15513005

even if you did look like him, you'd still fuck it all up because of how lazy you are

Money

>>15512998
That's a bit anti-goyim of them.

>>15513141
If I looked like him I would have lived a totally different life. Why? If you actually read my post you would know.

>>15513141
Hard work is for ugly people Attractive people don't have to work at all.

>>15513163

Except you wouldn't, because you're a dumbass who thinks life is straight forward. You failed at life when it gave you struggle and opportunity for real growth, so you'd mess it up even harder when it hands everything to you on a silver platter and expects nothing of you.

>>15512789
I have all three friend

>>15513243

t. retard who would crash and burn completely after their looks fade and they realize they are completely unskilled and hollow

>>15513283
>be hot
>get millions for free
>financially secure for life
https://www-1.thenewstribune.com/latest-news/article208532389.html

Stay ugly, faggot.

>>15513273
You absolutely do not understand the concept of my post. Also you know nothing about my life. If you had to go through shit I went through starting now you would kill yourself I'm 80% sure. A very small percentage of people had this much bad shit happen to them by the time they were 60, let alone 20 like I have had. I would get into it but there is way more than I'm willing to type because it's too much time. That's how much shit I had to endure.

>>15512789
this mog sends me into existential dread every time i see it. it speaks to me like no other work of art.

Its a perfect encaption of the drastic variety in the quality of life between people, based purely on their luck in the genetic lottery. Life truly is a scam

>>15512789
Money. Easiest choice in the world.

>>15512809
Not if you don’t want to...

>>15513060
Uh,oh the roasties are coming back! $50,000 eoy?

>>15513469
Ever wonder why most people don't see it that way? Look up just world fallacy.

>>15512789
Have face, it's pretty cash

Height.

Get on roids. Get NFL contract get money. Fuck bitches while being fugly like all niggers do.

>>15513141
based satania poster

>>15513783
You mean cucked.

>>15512970
no you cant you fucking idiot

>>15513060
What else do you call gold digging bimbos who suck dick at the slightest hint of money? The ones who turn themselves into sex dolls with plastic surgery just for the explicit pleasure of wealthy men? Yeah, those are fuckpieces.

>>15513817
Yes, you can. This isn’t the 80’s, plastic surgery is really good now.

6'0, decent face, decent money/car, still don't know what these bitches want. I guess I do suck at conversation with women though. They're just so stupid and boring.

>>15513817
Yes you can, retard.

>>15513885
Women just want a dominant man who shits on everyone around him

>>15512789
>the virgin jew vs the chad anglo

>>15512998
This. the only thing that sexually arouse jews are around the number 10. 10 figure net worths, 10 year old... cars.