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What is this??

>> No.15493962

>>15493912
>there is currently no competitor to LINK
>link doesn't even have 100 users after months of mainnet
kek the cope. Chainlink is a failed project. There's no competitor cause no one is using it.

>> No.15493964

>>15493912
your failure to attribute a shitty meme you invested a load of time in but unironically nobody cares

>> No.15493972
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>>15493962
>it's just begun
>therefore, it's over

>> No.15494077

>>15493962
>>15493964
Lol keep going

>> No.15494122
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A zero RSI value means it is time to hop in!

>> No.15494183

>>15493962
>>15493964
Cringe as fuck

>> No.15494201

>>15493962
heres your (you)

>> No.15494243
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Looking nice

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>> No.15494398

>>15493912
These were the good days. Before the team started opening their mouth and also dumping on us like shitters. Very few in any people even the most ardent supporters believe we’ll surpass even $10 ever, lucky if we’re back to $3 end of year. It’s gonna take years for this thing to budge now and it’s really thanks to the piece of trash team running this

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>>15494398

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>> No.15494538

>>15494453
>5/21/2019 + 2 years = 2020
This greatly raises my worry about linkies' mathematical ability

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>> No.15494742

Sergeeyyyyyy XXD XXXXXXDDdddd 1000 EOY tuturu!!!!!!!!!! XPppppp STRAP ON MARINEZ XD XD xD Xdddddddddddd hehehehehehehehehehehehe Le big Mac nom nom nom hehehehehehehehehehehehe XD XD O.o

>> No.15494746

>>15494742
WhaT will u buy with ur link stack ?!?!! I will save Le white race teehee get it just like u guyz lulz epic simply epic

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>>15494742

>> No.15494756

>>15494750
XD funny meme!!! LOLZ. This is a win!! I can haz cheezburger teehee

>> No.15494758

>>15494398
dilate

>> No.15494760

>>15494758
Lol fat Sergey xD I lol'd DRNS

>> No.15494766

>>15494460
That shit is practically fraud.

>> No.15494768

>>15494742
>>15494756
>>15494760
Cringe

>> No.15494774
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>>BUY LINK
>>ORACLES
>>TECHNOLOGY
>>BLOCKCHAIN
>>ERC20 SHIT TOKEN
>>BUY CHAINLINK
>>SIRGAY IS WELL SPOKEN AND A GENIUS AND CREATED BITCOIN
>>WE ARE NOT A CULT
>>BELIEVE IN VAGUE UNDERSTANDINGS
>>A BLOGPOST MADE US PUMP
>>DEVS ARE DUMPING, NO THEY'RE ACTUALLY GIVING IT TO START-UPS

>> No.15494781

>>15494768
Lol Sergey is BASEd xD partnership coming soon!!!!!! Lulzzzzz can't wait for the next announcement XD nulinkers we are already making it :P never underestimate the power of positive thougt >.>

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>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling!"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it in after doing the same presentation, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed."

>> No.15494784

>>15494782
Lol Sergey is epic :D

>> No.15494785
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He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution."

Ecstasy over-flowing your body, you prepare yourself for the joy.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Who needs toliets?" He questions a shadowy figure in the corner.

"One of my Pajeet devs" He says smiling.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

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"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my marine?"

"I am sir, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... Please Binance me again."

He pauses, inhales and lets out another turd.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "Another 700k!"

"Who's my paypig", he questions.

"Me sir! A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

That's right. He grunts again and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig."

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>>15494789
>>guys i have 700 tokens of shitty scam, please how do i make it thread
>>guys my ex/gf/wife found me out, we're broke but have 50k link thread
>>all in, never selling, always HODL thread
>>just risked my entire financial stability on this token, y-you guys should b-buy too right?

what other paid promotions am I missing?

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The only reason why I don't follow chainlink is because it's been clear from the start that sergey does not know what he's doing. He saw that airdrops work here and he decided to promote it, so he came up with an idea on the fly and went with the first name that came into his head. Then he recruited his buddies and started fudding every coin here in August, September and October of 2017. Afterwards, not realizing that he went in way over his head, he decided to promote his shitcoin as much as possible. By some miracle they launched a halfass mainnet that could have been coded in under two months, if they knew what they were doing. Sergey has never had this much money in his life and so he's blown through pretty bad, including paid promoters and marketers. Afterwards, he's been dumping realizing that you can't really build much on ethereum. He tries to delay the thoughts that's he stuck and realizes that he can never deliver. So ultimately his goal is to just wait it out, keep the crowd waiting, keep them biting until maybe Ethereum improves then have the infrastructure or maybe known as the first crypto oracle company, either way he's kind of stupid and not as smart he portrays himself. A boring and uninteresting individual, he is ruthlessly cut-throat and morally ambiguous. He just isn't a good person and his been notorious since his high school days for getting into schemes way over his head. Except this time it's in the millions and with real people's money.

>> No.15494801
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>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>> No.15494808

>>15494801
>>15494797
XD did not read never sell!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15494810
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>>hide all link threads
>>report all link threads
>>get the fucking jannies to do their job and keep it to a chainlink general
>>no more pajeeting, get in the sticky

Send out as many reports as you can to the SEC for Chainlink, exit scamming, fraud and operating an illegal ICO. Do not estimate the power of positive thought! Together, we are all in this together, we can finally clean this board of this crypto-russian-canadian scam

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!

>> No.15494829

>>15494810
Lol sticky???? U mean STINKY hehehe Lulz Sergey is FAT and likes big Macs Lolllll

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>>15494829

who pays you?

is it the fat russian?

lot of loyalty for a retarded neet.

>> No.15494848

>>15494845
Lol funny fat guy face.png

>> No.15494880

>>15494848
>>lol literally chainlink paying suckers like you

get ready for the SEC's boots friend.

your fat fuck's bosses legal troubles are only beginning.

>> No.15494995

Did Sergey pump the price so the large US investors can exit and don't sue him?

>> No.15495026

>>15494848
I wish I could be 15 again :/