/biz/ - Business & Finance

Are used up whores who LITERALLY GAVE BIRTH worth it? You tell me anon!

>>15468265
If they look anything like Lisa Ann then yeah, probably

>>15468300
Imagine the amount of STDs in that pussy
Imagine the mofo stench in that pussy

>>15468265
Lisa ann is.

fucking sexy skin

>>15468308
Pornstars get regularly tested for STD since getting one will end their entire career. The average pornstar (and I mean star, not some amateur) is going to be cleaner than the average woman.

>Imagine the mofo stench in that pussy
sssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNOOOOOOIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>15468308
jesus christ you virgin incel cuck

I've fapped to this woman, even though I'm gay

>>15468356
Fucking clown buyin shlombergs lies
You’re only tested for 4 diseases
HIV, Chlamidya, Gonnorrea, and the Hips
You’re not tested for HPVs, Herpes and other stuff
HIV can take up to two years to show up on ur test
They literally let u do it with herpes
Just imagine the amounts of diseases in those dicks and pussies
Enjoy it faggot

>>15468265
Ah chit. Now I want to fap to her

>>15468407
“Yay I jus got jizzed on by Tyrone, now I reached full feminist and I am truly empowered”

>>15468407
how can anyone find that ugly old hag ATTRACTIVE?

>>15468265
>bathtime
>using a shit jpeg
Summer is as summer does

>>15468389
>implying you can't just get an HPV vaccine these days, take prep, etc.
>Herpes is easy to test for as well

you sure are angry about other people liking things

go outside or something

>>15468429
>anon, you're such a loser

>>15468389
nearly everyone who kissed someone has HPV and the Herpes Virus (the non-genital one). Good for you that you don't, and never will, because you are a autistic wizard-level incel virgin and will never be able to enjoy the pleasure of a girl actually liking you enough to have sex with you.

>>15468431
Find me just ONE cougar that looks better

>>15468441
I married a virgin as a virgin unfucking faggot
You’ll never know what uniting as one family feels like because you’re a diseased piece of shit
Ohhhh, and I don’t have herpes one or two, my parents took care of me u fucking faggot

>>15468450
>cougar
there is your problem, enjoy fucking used up whores

>>15468459
Will do

>>15468458
Lol at least you'll be completely ignorant to what good sex feels like, so will never know what your missing.

>>15468458
lol, can't believe she convinced you she was a virgin after all the shit I did to her smdh

how many doge for a woman with a raging mommy/son fetish

>>15468484
>ignorant to what good sex feels like
Kek, anything else to make u feel better about ur shallow life? About ur girl banging 25 Tyrone’s before you? Anything else to make u feel better about ur diseased dick
I am fulfilled by the sex I receive and bu the children I raise while ur fsggot ass is lost in the matrix

>>15468516
>i have a perfect life and a perfect wife
>so i spend my time on a chan
I bet your pastor doesn't know

>>15468532
I don’t have a perfect life or wife faggot, no one does
I am not perfect and will never be
I don’t do church or any religious bullshit
You’ve just been completely brainshwased and you’re just s lost soul in this matrix
Enjoy diseased vaginas faggot

Anyone feel that they ruined their life so bad that even sleeping with the hottest person that you could imagine isn't going to make life better?

>>15468516
this cunt is unhinged and seething over absolutely nothing lmao, guarantee he is a muslim

>>15468559
Ya actually. Only crypto and an ecommerce biz can save me now

>>15468588
or you are a diseased faggot trying to convince yourself that the whores you've slept with were clean anonymously on an illegal Sri Lankian spear fishing forum

>>15468458
>I don't have herpes cause I just call them cold sores

1) they fuck better
2) they cook better
3) they are not as arrogant as young women
4) they are classier
5) second hand milkies can actually produce milk

>>15468431
Yeah I don't get it at all, she has a man face with a giant chin, her fake tits and ass both look painful, and on top of it all leathery monster skin, I really don't understand the appeal...

>woman older than me calls me daddy

boner destroyed

6) they will pay 50% of the bills (you won't split the bill but sometime she will take the initiative to pay for everything
7) you can go to her house and everything is clean and smell good
8) she has a better car than you

>>15469050
She is old as fuck, any relationship would be awkward, and your friends will laugh at you that the only hole you can fuck is a 50 year old mother (that's what I would do), but hey, whatever, enjoy having kids with downs syndrome

>>15468265
pro tip: Maximum 10 years older than you

>>15469070
my gf is 37 y/o mixed dutch and brazilian and make more money than you and I swear that if I present her to my friends (I don't have friends actually) they would be jealous

>>15469106
lol

>>15469112
I don't see the point of having physical friends desu, why would I want to go to the pub with a guy? To start a fight with two other autist men? I date women and I fuck them if I can do it, I have friends from /biz/, two actually and sometimes we talk together that's it - I don't need to see them IRL

If you like having to use lube everytime.

>>15469140
No 20 year old girl would ever go out with a man with no friends. Your 37 year old used up whore is so pathetic she settled down for you. The cock carousel was fun, but now it's time to stabilise with anon

>>15469140
Oh i agre eith you but the fact that you are trying to use your 37r old mixed mutt as some kind of gloat is fucking hilarious. I ouldnt mind havin a gf like that though try to wife her and be a neet forever.

>>15468384
Hahahah faggot. You get a bump, nice of you to acknowledge your true self. In this lifetime at least you can get cock and pussy. Why not have both?

>>15469177
>The cock carousel was fun, but now it's time to stabilise with anon

Red pilled, you're saying there's no 35+ year olds willing to have some "fun"?

>>15469177
I only fuck her raw bro, we don't even share a flat - have sex incel

>>15469183
Macron did it actually and he is way more successful than you all

>>15468265
alright time to fap

>>15469140
this is so fucking sad

>>15469323
how to get mommy gf?

>>15468265
Yes. Next question

>>15469385
tinder or trendy bars

>>15469380
my friends have know serious jobs and grey hair, their lives are so depressing i don't want to hang out with them, i'm only 26 y/o

those who dropped out uni are now waiters and smoke weed / do cocaine and they depress me even more, if I spend one night with them I have depression feelings for 1 week

Yup, I don't need male friends

>>15469323
lol yheah but he isnt a fucking neet. I'm not even saying its abad thing to do desu

>>15469450
What if I don't drink, I always see em at grocery stores will that work?

I’m 23 and have casual sex with a 48 year old from work. Looks very young, massive tits, and loves to suck dick more than anything. Her ex husband for whatever reason didn’t like getting head and only wanted sex and now she craves sucking dick because she couldn’t back then. I have pictures of her tits

>>15469718
You know what to do

>>15469617
You don’t drink? You don’t fuck either.

When I was 22 I had a 42 year old fuck buddy. Was worth it and she was very based and red pilled me on a lot of stuf.

As investment nein

>>15468265

they'll fuck the shit out of you

but they'll never truly fill the void

>>15469735
Only cause you asked - she’s weird about sending nudes so all i got is this

>>15468308

>not realizing pornstars get std checked

they are way cleaner than the average women, because they also have to clean their vaginas

>>15469943
nice. how'd you hook something up in the work environment?

>>15468265
Fuck yes. 22 yo. Milf gf is 34. Best coochie i ever had in my life , on top of dinner ready when i get off work, laundry done, head without asking and runs a hot shower when shes done. No bitch in my age group has yet to compete.

>>15469004
damn im jelly she looks hot

>>15470059
Alright you shitter, how'd you do it

>>15470059
This except I’m 34 and my girl is 22 and not a used up disgusting whore past her prime

>>15468429
have sex incel

>>15468265
Yeah I had an Asian milf gf and was worth it. She would come over to bring me In N Out and I would send her back home to her husband with a creampie. 10/10 would do it again

>>15470409
lmfao she will be fucking chad when you enter your 40s and 50s