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Found prime location to start coffee shop. Modern theme(would prefer old style but the surrounding building and the exterior ar very modern). Need help thinking of cool name,interior design, and unique menu options

>> No.15449691

cute boy

>> No.15449695

Uncle Nigger's Coffee Shop for Trannies

Interior design in 17th century baroque style

Menu will include "The stinky Linky" which will show a picture of a lobster but in reality will be shitty, badly cooked spaghetti.

>> No.15449707

>>15449640
call it sneed's feed and seed formerly chuck's
serve spaghetti coffee, spaghetti noodles cooked in coffee

>> No.15450292

>>15449640
just straight copy the floor plan of nervosa from Frasier, same menu , etc

>> No.15450304

>>15449640
>Coffee shop
>Thinks you can compete with starbucks

How about you just give me the money you're going to invest. It will be put to much better use that way. You will fail. 110%. You're a social retard. Admit it, get a wagie job where some alpha will order you to do what any non retarded person should be doing (Because you'd be lost without that) and just move on with your life faggot.

>> No.15450322

>>15449691
this t b h

>> No.15450361

nobdy here cares about business this is a crypto shilling board exclusively now get with the times

>> No.15450455

>>15449640
60% of Coffeeshops and restaurants dont make it in 2 years.
Take your money and buy index funds/ dividends.

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>>15449640
Le coffee shoppe. The interior to look like the inside of a man's anus/intestine. The menu? One simple item: the magnificently crafted "go back to rddit" full of kill yourself nigger, and not your personal faggy hipster coffee shop designer

>> No.15450659

Donkey Dick's Honey Roasted Brew

>> No.15450871

>>15450455
tbqh, here in Toronto, the non-starbucks coffee shops in the financial district always seem to do well

some have opened multiple locations