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I miss the old times when I fucked my pregnant mother, who were pregnant with my uncle, for my weekly allowance edition

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

Some basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Free advanced charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

Real-time market news:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/cbt/

Stock screener
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
(Remember to use the N-word and to spank your januaries!)
Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.comt

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Shit stained shit:
>>15426350

>> No.15428987

First for Fastly Chads.

>> No.15429046

>>15428968
OP is a no-gains poor boy FOMO’ing the Orange Man Rally heading into Powell’s 420bps cut in September

>> No.15429087

It's gonna be a wild day today, either to the upside or the downside.

What China has done is given the USA an ultimatum for the Chinks to show up in Washington: remove the tariffs.

Trump's either going to fill his shit and tell them to fuck off or he will accept their terms.

Tick tock.

>> No.15429088

>>15429046
Damn right boy

>> No.15429176

I wanna fastly fomo into this fastly shit with my BOX of cash I got.

>> No.15429210

OP is a fag. Stop making threads before we even reach 280. I hope you choke on your bag of dicks you nigger.

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>>15429210
I fell for the diversity meme here on biz

>> No.15429349

US Q2 GDP revised down from 2.1 to 2.0%

>> No.15429406

>>15429349
oh shit This is very not good.

>> No.15429423

>>15429406
Q1 unchanged at 3.1%

>> No.15429514

>>15429423
It should be like 6%. We need more tax cuts.

>> No.15429565

>>15429210
this is how I feel too I don't like the guy who keeps labeling himself as having been an OP because YOU KEEP FUCKING MAKING THESE GODDAMN THREADS TOO EARLY QUIT FUCKING DOING IT

>> No.15429586

Just bought over 400 QYLD. Here's to me not getting fucked.

>> No.15429616

>>15429087
They have absolutely zero leverage in this fight though to be making demands. It's not as if Chinese products are high quality. Their only benefit is making cheap bullshit. It's why they won't let the American consumers see the price increase from the tariffs. People would rightly just buy something cheaper.

>> No.15429695

this is the shitpost thread it's made for shitposting the other thread is the real thread

fyi

NIGGER

>> No.15429701

Bond Yields are going to 200% Bonds going to get BTFO!

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15430103

Not my NBRV gains

>> No.15430455

up $5 on my xrt. #gainz

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15430498

When i say LCI to $60.... what i really mean is LCI to $60.. you know what i mean??

LCI to $60

>> No.15430524

>>15430498
I bought GBR and then immediately sold when I realized its entire volume is fucking air.

>> No.15430537

>>15430524
what? what are you talking about?

>> No.15430550

>>15430537
GBR

>> No.15430572

What's the point of these threads?

sage

>> No.15430579

>>15430572
Have sex

>> No.15430602

>>15430572
To avoid all crypto kids.

>> No.15430616

>>15430550
What about GBR? the volume on that is always low.. it's an accumulate and hold high type trade.. but not too much because it's so thinly traded and float so small

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>>15430572
>What's the point of these threads?
to make money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aLESDql1U

>> No.15430665

>>15430572
Business and Finance

>> No.15430793

Fuck NBRV

>> No.15430820

>>15429586
That’s a nice base tan, hoping to get there by the end of summer myself

>> No.15430855

>>15430629
gorillions gorillions gorillions gorillions gorillions and gorillions

>> No.15430867

The Big Short 2 featuring LCI

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>>15430572
I thought school was back? Shouldn't you be at first period, anon?

>> No.15430914

>>15430890
He's shit posting from his cell phone in the lunch line.

>> No.15430962

>>15430867
I'm in


What do you think of fing b? I can see a rise on the horizon.

>> No.15431045

>>15430867
But this time, the shorts lose.

>> No.15431059

It's like I said, guys. With Hurrican Dorian, insurance people are going to need A LOT of clipboards. And while they're at it, they're going to need some paper and pens too. This is a category 5 stock. ODP to $5.

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>>15430867
you're gunna short LCI after that quarter? lol

>> No.15431066

TRUMP MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HOW WE'RE SKIPPING 5G AND GOING STRAIT TO 6G ON THE BACKS OF OUR SEMICONDUCTORS.

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>>15431059
Pic related (look at that gap).

>> No.15431077

Lci Chads rise up

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>>15431060
That's what they said before the housing market crash