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First, put on a condom to protect your penis. Grab some olive oil and slather your genitals and thighs like a brisket. Then put 3 layers of moisture wicking water repellant boxers to absorb their vagina fluids and all the harmful diseases they might contain.

The olive oil has scientifically proven anti viral and bacterial qualities which act has a thin layer of protection from viruses entering your skin. And the 3 layers of boxers not only prevent virus from transmitting via friction but it also will prevent vaginal fluids from reaching your mucous membranes and absorbent regions thereby.

After you're done just slip your little clothes and you'll ne hard pressed to find any signs of sex.

Also make sure the olive oil doesnt touch the condom or you'll have a bad time

Stay safe biz bros

>> No.15427715

>>15427699
Or you can simply fuck her boobs.

>> No.15427717

>>15427699
If this girl ever gets pregnant she's going to gain 150 lbs, get dumped, then be one of those strong single mothers that go to the gym to get fucked by niggers or start her own fitness blog to hide their insecurities.

Definitely not wife material, or a good mother for your white children.

>> No.15427738

>>15427717
>these boobs
>not wife material
yeah you might be gay breh

>> No.15427758

>>15427717
If that grill gets pregnant the tits would double. Just imagine.

>> No.15427775

>>15427715
I'd stick my dick between her tits while she was still wearing her sports brah and make her play a game of limbo.

>> No.15427975

STDs are a meme

>> No.15428030

>>15427975
herpes is a meme? don't 20% of all women have genital herpes or something?

>> No.15428040

>>15427699
Virus are unblockable.

>> No.15428042
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15428042

>>15427699
Checked.
> Using the plastic jew on your pecker kek

>> No.15428094

>>15427699
who is that semen demon?

>> No.15428241

>>15427717
My white children?

>> No.15428253

>>15428030
>don't 20% of all women have genital herpes or something

fucking terrifying. they can't even keep their room clean kek imagine them trying to manage that axe wound

>> No.15428261

>>15427699
When did mom jeans become popular in the thot community

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15428338

>>15427699
i have norton

>> No.15428344

>>15428261
whenever the fatties figured out they could hide their love handles

>> No.15428581

>apply oil to condom
Anon, that's how you make mustard gas.

>> No.15428594

>>15427699
This info is useless, no one here has sex

>> No.15428616

>>15428261
2017 about.
80s nostalgia, slowly giving way to 90s nostalgia

it's disgusting yes

>> No.15428619

>>15428338
terrible poster