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>>15427219
> Well, you see Kelly, I can call you Kelly right hahaha?
>Euh I...
Smooth

>>15427230

For me, it's Chainlink. The best cryptocurrency. I even buy extra in the smallest dip and the price increase just keeps on its spirit to oblige.

One time I bought Chainlink for 50 cents. I said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!" and the nice friendly Binance worker laughed and said, "Chainlink for 50 cents!".

Now the Binance staff greets me with "Chainlink for 50 cents" and ALWAYS give me three extra LINK over a purchase of 100 or more. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Binance currency exchange, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying the dips and accumilating in lower price periods, 1-2 times for buying more LINK on the weekend, and maybe one extra time when I'm in a rush but want a great cryptocurrency exchange that is fast, and can match my daily cryptocurrency needs.

I even sold my BTC for CHAINLINK, it's amazing! What a G R E A T cryptocurrency.

>So tell me anon, how did you manage to get into the Forbes top 100 at such a young age?
Well, you see Kelly, I can call you Kelly right hahaha?
>Euh I...
Alright, so there was a specific board that talked about the investment of the century. So I went all in.
>All in? (The audience: oooh)
Just like that.
>But how did you know it back then?
Well, you know Hailey
>It's Ke...
I just knew straight away, It couldn't be otherwise. When Chainlink went, oh I'm sorry, this name is not used anymore since Link overtook BTC.
Now it's just called the new bitcoin, well where was I? Oh yes, so, people like me who did their research understood back in 2019 how this project
could revolutionize not just the crypto environment, but also the whole world.
>And at what price did you buy back then?
It was around 2 dollars, but you know I don't really remember, such small numbers cannot even be considered rounding errors for me nowadays.
>(The reporter and audience laugh)
>So what is your net worth again?
Somewhere around 42 billion, +- 1billion or so.
>Amazing (The audience gasps)
I also own 1 cruise ship for me alone, 4 private jets in case one will be delayed for like ten minutes, 8 private islands and 8 five star restaurants in case I need a change of diet.
>This is all so fascinating.
Let me tell you a short story, I knew a guy by the name wagie and he once told be to sell at 4.4$, just imagine how short sighted one could be. And you know what I answered to him?
>(The audience laughs)
>No idea.
Didn't read, never selling.
>Such poetry.
After a while you just realize.
>Realize what?
Well, ..., you just win.
>(Audience claps ferociously)
I'm sorry, I have to go, Sergey is calling me for a business meeting.
>This late?
Our job never ends, if I would be a lazy wagie I would have never made it. I have to go sadly
>Alright, this was anon ladies and gentlemen and we see you tomorrow at our late-night talk show, don't fall asleep.
>(Outro music starts, camera zooms out)

cope

WE ARE GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMFG OMFG I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT

>>15427219
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, please tell me you're that big a faggot you think Forbes is going to interview you for buying Link. Seriously, who fucking does that? What are you, 12?

>>15427405
DR;NS

>>15427219
Absolutely based and dare I say it, redpilled ?

>>15427405
We're the exception, faggot.

>>15427219
>>15427419
Sergey read, he sold

>>15427405
I like to imagine being invited for an interview on the O'Reilly Show and at the end he calls me an inspiration for the American Dream

>>15429095
Brutal