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All these fucking brapper posts on /biz/ got me really in to the idea of doing sniffies on a nice braphog. I invested 10k into BRAP coin and constantly fantasized about the smell of female undercarriage. Well I finally got the opportunity to get some sniffs in with a hot asian girl, and HOLY FUCK I got memed. The actual smell of her butthole is just fucking gross and made me want to puke on the spot. My eyes started watering and my face instinctively crumpled up. BRAP is a scam and getting sniffies isn't a pleasureful experience at all.

>> No.15413063

>>15413031
>The year was 2005
>I am a junior in college
>Girl I am dating is very cute, incredibly slutty
>We fuck everywhere however I want
>In Hilton Head, North Carolina, with a bunch of my friends
>Take her to the villa to bang her out, incredibly shitfaced and on pills and high
>Fucking her doggy style, hard
>All I can smell is shit wafting up from her asshole
>Point my nose to the sky and keep fucking
>Takes a really long time but eventually blow my load

Will never forget the smell of shit. Ever. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.15413070

Just because she is hot doesn't mean she is clean. You should of told her to wash her ass.

>> No.15413086

>>15413031
It's hot if the girl is hot though. I admit that I'm a hopeless virgin. But I still fantasize about it. I know that it would be amazing.

>> No.15413199
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Well, you know what they say

Cum and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get laid then evade
Jack off then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
Fuck her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her cock then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Give her meat then hit the street
Shoot your shit then fucking split
Get some brain then ride the train
Paint her face and leave the place
Give her the dick and get out quick
Fill the crack and never come back
Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
Rock her box then change the locks
Insert your cock then promptly walk
Make her your play mate and vacate
Slide in your meat then hit the street
Fertilize her seed then need for speed
Empty your sack and don't come back
Cum on her back then get on the track
Fuck her fast then leave her in the past
Get insider her gown then get out of town
Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away
Please your monkey and leave the country
Take her virginity then change your vicinity
Give it to the hag then make like a black dad
Prompt her wetting then change your setting
Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
Upload your genetic information then appear in a different nation
Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location
Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts

>> No.15413228

>>15413199
Repped

>> No.15413294

>>15413063

lmao, that would make me even harder, i'm a degenerate fuck.

>> No.15414408
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>>15413063
>>15413031
fucking fags there is no better smell in this universe

>> No.15415362

>>15413031
This is how it starts. You will find yourself sniffing brappers within months

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>>15413031
>Implying a hottie forcing you to smell her disgusting scents isn't the best

>> No.15416802

>>15413031
You should be with a human who believes in washing their ass after defecating. Toilet paper is a poor man's Kleenex tissue.

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>>15416772

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>>15416888

>> No.15417016

>>15413031
Am I the only one who likes the smell of a girls butthole an hour or two after she takes a shit? Not a wet shit and she has to wipe. I also like the taste of her butthole. It is tantalizing. I can't wait for December. I'm going to Tawain and am hiring a girl to let me lick her butthole all day

>> No.15417019

>>15413031
This is it. The most retarded thing I'll ever read.

>> No.15417027

>>15413031
>asian women
That’s where you messed up op

>> No.15417047

>>15417016
Also how their face goes red when I open their buttcheeks. God it's so hot

>> No.15417501

>>15416802
This. A clean ass on a hot girl smells great. A dirty ass on a disgusting skank is obviously going to smell like shit.

>> No.15417796

Daily reminder that sodomy is degeneracy. Anything other than vaginal intercourse in the missionary position will earn you eternal damnation. Enjoy the hell fire

>> No.15417837

>>15413031
She has to wash herself first yu know

>> No.15417981

>>15417016
You're gonna get sick

>> No.15418014

>>15413063
You sure you arent gay, boy? What a fag

>> No.15418862

>>15417016
I hope you're gonna contract a deadly disease doing that

>> No.15419556

>>15417796
t. virgin

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>>15413199
>>15414408
>>15416772
>>15417016

>> No.15419712

>>15413031
i thought this place was for business and money, not this brap shit

>> No.15419766

>>15417981
>>15418862
Been doing it for 15 years haven't died yet

>> No.15419814

>>15413031
No shit faggot. Sometimes those 10/10 girls have great tasting pussy tho and their buttholes don’t smell orange after like anything on a good day.