/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15332039
>21
>still haven't achieved any of these
Bros...

>>15332039
This whole thing is way off.
>Drivers license at 16
>First car at 16
>Lost anal virginity to bf at 16
>Graduated college at 18
geez i mean who doesnt rent their first appartment till 24 jesus.

>>15332183
It's from the UK retard. That said, bongs are fucking cucks.

>>15332039
earning more than manager at 50yo level
rest of life is at the age 20 level

>>15332039
>how to be the absolute best wageslave as humanly possible

the male prime lasts from around age 27-ish to 40.

>>15332039
The normie's life map

>>15332039

haha

>>15332068
>start earning 40k a year
>age 37

lol try age 16 cuck just play internet poker

and my first job out of college at a startup i made 60k + options

What the fuck kind of person has a life like this and how are they having multiple children and owning more than one property with no more than $39,999 per year before taxes?
What the fuck kind of place is this and where is it so I can move there?

>>15332393
its in GBP

>>15332423
So that's even shittier money! The person that made this chart was inevitably delusional.

>>15332516
The chart was made by a loans company. It’s to encourage britcuck normies to get absolutely clowned on indenturing themselves to moneylenders

>>15332039
>Didn't even get past the first one

>>15332039
>26
>kissless, hugless virgin
>live on my own
>own 3 cars outright
>only have 104 LINK

committing sudoku is my only option

>>15332039
>buying a house to move in
>buying a BRAND NEW car
>engaging before 40
>not making 100k before 35

I'm fully triggered. Bet the jews made this.

>>15332039
This some kind of boomer guide?
Dude bought a house and car before earning average wage, and somehow an average wage in his field is less than 40k at 37.

>get married
>have a kid
>buy a house
>THEN you start earning average wage

>>15332039
>34
>no wife
>no kids
>no drivers license
>two close friends
>own apartment in most expensive district of capitol city
>work remotely in IT (5h of real work per week)
>be in top 0.1 quantile of earners in country
>be in top 0.75 quantile of richest people in country
>crypto-rich
>spend all day playing wow on retail and soon classic
>have a high-class escort over once a week
>leave apartment maybe once or twice per week for groceries, gym etc.

Not even my family knows how much money I make/have, so yeah, I've pretty much made it.

Drivers license at 19...
First kiss at 19...

>>15332039
>buy a car
>buy a house
>buy a flat
>aged 37 start earning 40k a year

>>15332039
that is all bullshit

>>15332804
unironically based