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fuck trump

>>15250235
Head back to pol little man

So this is another 5th of August, which everyone seemingly forgot already. Why shouldn't it bounce back this time?

Did LCIguy kill himself yet? That's the only way I come back to this general.

ITT:
>anon loses money
>vows to vote democrat
>gets trump cursed
>loses even more tomorrow
Take the golden bullrun pill, the fire Ryzens anon.

Say what you want, he did NOTHING wrong

>>15250214
Existential crises are the reddit of angst

>>15250242
have sex

>>15250256
So back to December 2018?

I...OK.

>>15250251
We already had the golden bull run for the past ten years brainlet

you missed the boat

If today's close is worse than 8.5.19 I'ma vote for Bernie.

IM CRYING IM LITERALLY CRYING

i was finally going to fufill my dream of going to japan with my wifes son and now i have to stay here,sell everything,buy canned food and wait for impact

THANKS FOR NOTHING,DRUMPF!!

CRAZY INVERTED YIELD CURVE!

>>15250275
and I mean in the primary because we all know he's not getting the nomination anyway.

>>15250274
why despair? it's golden bear. buy vix and gold and play the game. it's gonna be a fun roller coaster.

>>15250289
It's going to be Warren.

>>15250290
I’m actually concerned he’s not well. That was the dumbest tweet I’ve seen.

>>15250235
fuck jews
fuck the fed
fuck the economy
and
fuck satan

Impeach orange man

>>15250235
fuck everyone

>>15250290
"CLUELESS JAY POWELL"

>>15250235

You know what I think I might have been wrong. It's time to get the SPY puts.

>>15250342
agreed

>>15250289
lel

>le reddit rat

SO FUGGN GLAD MY LIMIT SELL ON KOHLS TRIGGERD YESTERDAY!!!
Should've sold CGC maybe instead though... since KSS has that yield.

No matter, dodged like a 12% dip from where I sold. Almost looking tempting, but I think this will be a 2-3 day dip. Just gotta keep those twitter notifications on, just in case.

Sell TVIX/SRTY and buy back after-hours:
Y/N?

>>15250320
Lad he is literally going down with dementia RIGHTNOW. Pay attention.

needle in your heart

REMINDER

Crab kills bulls and bears alike. We scuttlin' out here an' shiet.

>>15250398
what the fuck is he talking about

>>15250235
>t.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>15250366
you do realize that it would need to drop 2000 points to be comparative to DOW levels today.

dont hate on BASED ORANGE MAN

>>15250398
Trump is out there, fighting for us.

>>15250408
this isn't a crab. it's clearly bear.

>>15250374
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15250379
THIS
We should have a rule against electing anyone over the age of 60
Trump is losing it
Biden, Bernie, Warren, etc. are all like 70 years old
we need to take the boomers out behind the barn and be done with them

>>15250398
The key to #Winning in this market is with SPY puts Mr. President. I'm quitting the team.

>>15250366

Just did a calculation, he's talking about an 8% drop between two days here.

>>15250422
>you do realize that it would need to drop 2000 points to be comparative to DOW levels today.

>implying it wont happen

Ratsu this is just the dip right

Only two more days until vacation!

>>15250235
Fuck you libtard you ruined this country

>>15250398
Sell. Motherfucking sell now idiots.

>>15250445
i'm one of the few people that hopes it does. more cheapies with higher yield on cost for my dividend portfolio

AMD bugmen absolutely BTFO

>>15250433
It's not a bear, it's just a really big and strong crab
his grip on these markets is tremendous

he has felled many newfags and redditors this year already. their money offered up to the market makers, their spirits shattered

>>15250473
Not even American, small brain.

I was right. I was always right

Hey, this is my first time buying boomer stock. How should I go about it? I'm a Brazilian monkey btw, so I don't really know if I can use international brokers.
I want Activision Blizzard shares.

kek, bulls keep trying to buy the dip and failing hardcore.

>>15250451

yes cerritos
>>15249709

>CRAZY INVERTED YIELD CURVE
Powell literally gave Trump a cut a couple weeks ago. Does he want the Fed to continue dropping the rate? What the fuck is wrong with him? Does he not give a fuck about inflation?

>>15250495
Wait a year idiot. Then you can buy them cheap.

muh inverted curve to make goys panic. reminder that dating back to recessions since 1969 the median period of time between 10-2 inversion and the onset of a U.S. recession is 19 months.

>>15250492
If you're not an American your opinion literally doesn't matter. Piss off.

>>15250509
this time isn't different with 14 trillion in negative yielding bonds!

>>15250523
Have sex, Incel.

>>15250483
that's what i said last week: not buying amd because i smell a retrace candle coming next week

>>15250493
friendly reminder!

>>15250214
Who is /hoping for hard brexit and china tariffs/ here? Can't wait to triple my money

>>15250439
Chairman Bags,

What should I look up to find some good trend analysis for SPY?

I usually trade the SPXL/SPXS combo and could use some insight on the S&P 500 indices.

>>15250518
What I'm considering buying isn't the point. I just want to know if I can use international brokers as a Brazilian, and how I should go about it.

>>15250492
> t. Shill orange chetto hate

putCHADs ww@

*ting* *ting* *ting*

I have an important announcement to make.

>>15250514
Trump is an ignorant boomer. But that's why the office of an independent federal reserve chairman exists, why it is so important.
Trump will blather on twitter for the next decade.
Jerome will keep the economy chugging along.
As long as Jerome is in the drivers seat, trump can't do too much damage

>>15250523
Based

REMINDER THAT AMERICA IS UNSTOPPABLE
AND THAT ALL CHALLENGERS HAVE FAILED

>>15250522
reminder that the market and public sentiment goes to shit well in advance of the formal definition of a recession

>>15250518
>STARTS USING A TRIP ON HIS FIRST VISIT TO /SMG/

Uhhhh... looks like we've got another one

The bottom is here. I've loaded up

no one will believe me but i made over 500k playing options from a 20k initial investment and down to sub 15k as of today's market.................... i should have put everything in fucking shitcoin like chainlink. i fucking hate trump so much, i cant believe i voted for him FUCK im voting bernie

>>15250629
The only thing worse than that is a namefag with trips.

>>15250629
At least he's not a paid shill like the lci trip fag.

ym trying to put in a bottom here. 2850 smacking it down again.

What...what just happened? I know wall street is having a terrible day, but most stocks are just down something like 2%-3% and this is..more than double
What the actual fuck, I can't find any news about this either

>>15250565
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
AAAAANNNNDDDD
FUCK JANNIES!!!!!!

>>15250514

The thing is it's been proven that the low rates actually don't cause inflation. Asset inflation maybe, but not price inflation for general goods.

Why? Because of the deflationary effect of imported goods from China and other low-cost manufacturing countries.

Trump wants rates cut so he can go hard on China. Remember the day of the rate cut on the 29th, what did Trump do IMMEDIATELY afterwards?

He voiced his displeasure about only getting a .25% cut and then on the following monday:

He made a Tweet about tariffing China on August 1st.

Why is he backing off now? Because some kinda of data must have got him spooked.

Maybe it's an uptick in inflation from the tariffs.

Maybe it's the yield curve.

But whatever it is he is flailing.

>>15250648
kek

>>15250648
LARP

>>15250660
markets are not rational actors my AAL is putting up 52 week lows on the back of good news kek I might have to average down yet again.

>>15250648
analfarmer2?

>>15250660
The stupid African CEO loaded up too much debt my negro.

F for all those that didn't go all in on TVIX.

Reminder.

>>15250671

Correction, the FOMC was on the 31st and Trump's tariff tweet was on the 1st.

>>15250660
some stocks go down more when the market goes down
TSLA is more sensitive to recession fears because they're loaded to the gills with debt, and they have some international dependency
AMD is down more than the market too -> AMDs price is based on lots of servers being sold over the next decade. If the economy grinds to a halt, all those future earnings will be significantly decreased under currently projected values

some stocks go down less than the market too, its all about sensitivity to probabilistic factors

>>China made no concessions to the United States after President Donald Trump postponed threatened tariffs on some Chinese imports until mid-December, senior U.S. officials said on Wednesday

they smell the weakness.

>>15250671
Hong Kong spooked him. Trump was beating on China but knew he may have overplayed his hand when that blew up farther.

He needs to both make the case that everything sucks very badly enough for a huge rate cut while simultaneously keeping it in control that it stays on track for next election.

Does rkg still post?

>>15250666
ay fuck you bish

>>15250715
my mom always writes "save" on newspaper articles and clips them too
lol boomers

>>15250728
They smell like weakness to me
China can act strong all they want, we'll see how they're doing in December

>>15250754
Wow cute feet moar

>>15250728
The real question is can the bugs starve longer than we can stay solvent. We all know that this is what it comes down to. And if HK goes badly for them mainlanders might be more bold in their revolt.

3 p e r c e n t
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>>15250421
t. noshares

>>15250724
I see, thanks

>>15250715

Reminder that this is a hoax. It was the Allies that mandated gun confiscation and registration in the Weimar Republic.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.53%, would have been an absolute disaster but the CGC putties I picked up yesterday for earnings instantly did +200%. Daily reminder that this is the second ear pretty much formed on the VIX bun, I expect SPX at 290 this time next week (or I'll look stupid and be mad). No guarantees pls.
Ratsy how did you offload BWL/A? The highest asks were 14.47, you were willing to only make 17 cents a share? My limit at 15.80 didn't trigger of course, I adjusted it down to 15.54, didn't hit. Did you use the ghoast candela?
All that's left now is CGC earnings. Heaven or Hell: CHOOSE

>>15250728

Based chinks

>>15250320
You haven't seen many of trumps tweets.
>muh 4D chess

>>15250817
It's all so tiresome.

>>15250817
Down over 2%

Sunny D I need the quick rundown on Menthol and Nicotine again
isn't one of them good and one bad?

>>15250817
Down a half a percentage point. Was heavily hedged with gold ETFS and bond ETFs.

>>15250715
lol this fake as fuck

>>15250817
It hurts, but I have full faith in Trump and Su. Cisco will beat ER and prove companies are still profitable and all the recession fears will go away.

made money today (only own bonds) :)

>>15250817
Down -5.31% ($1,212). Fucking shitty Phunware. Just take all my money already.

>>15250786
>>15250565
lol

>>15250728
Difference between China and the US is that Trump needs to get re-elected.

It's in the interests of China to play hardball because one of two things will happen:

1. Trump caves and offers a sweetheart deal to China in order to boost his election chances by improving the short-term economy.
2. Trump doesn't cave and there's a global recession, leading to Trump losing and a democrat who is more willing to work with China becoming president.

China is able and willing to crack down on dissent, and besides, the Chinese people are much more willing to sacrifice for the benefit of the state than Americans. The Chinese have suffered far worse than a temporary recession even in the last fifty years.

>>15250817
How do I unlock the green theme?

>>15250817
Down 5.59% today, nearly 30% all time. Bought NVDA and WMT calls so there's a chance it'll be down 40% all time by the end of the week :^)

Scared to hold tvix overnight

>>15250885
kek

POWELL

HELP

POWELL

OH BOBO STOP OH NO NO NO

>>15250817
half sold for 14.88 and the other half for 15.12 or something

I did my first good trade in a while I think!
What do you think, /smg/?!

>>15250863
Oh shit I want to buy Cisco... hopefully they flub it and get JUSTed.

>>15250817
Down YUGE
I should've sold but I decided to HODL?
I wish I would've been smart like you and bought puts, or just trimmed.

>>15250715
OY VEY!!!!!

>>15250817
up 37% today. sold half of my volatility calls with shorter expiration date. looking to buy back in on dead cat bounces.

>>15250393
me havee alot of guro with this theme but this will forevery be favorite picute

>>15250817
Down 3.4% but my WKHS was green today. Bought more AMD and REAL. Buttcoin is really dragging me down though.

>>15250817
Down 3.5%+. My biggest loss is 8%+.

Can't even buy much stock right now as I'm waiting for a bank transfer.

>>15250956
cisco pretty much met ER, revenue too. AH jew says its not enough and tanked but we still got the guidence call in a few

>>15250863
Oof sorry Dobbie.

WHEN THE FUCK IS IT GOING TO COME BACK DOWN!!!! THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SHIT!!!

Shit fuck what do I do with SRTY?

>>15251026
I wasn't finna root against you, just want CSCO cheapies. Very tempted to buy but... gaming earnings is sort of crapshoot.

>>15250993
REAL Predidnent Clitnot hads never been tride

>>15250998
Tenchu: Stealth Assasins was very based game

>>15251026
Goddamnit, i really need to stop buying before earnings

Who here swing and day trading this? This shit is litty as fuck! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEN!

I should have never listened to that anon 3 months ago who said it was too late to buy IEF and TLT!

>>15250660
Telsa's share price is heavily based on speculation rather than hard numbers fir current revenue and reasonable estimates of growth. It's a mid cap that trades like a penny stock. Jumps around all over the place.

>>15250817
I did okay today. About -1.75%. Beat the market anyway. Cresco Labs is apparently committed to the moon mission, all early morning losses were recovered and close was a hair higher than yesterday's. ACB sold off and stopped me out. If CGC earnings beat today, that might have been a mistake. In any event i wasn't going to take -8%.

Boomer side is okay, added 30% more cash to S&P long when it rolled below -2% today. It should bounce back to some extent tomorrow. Heavy panic but minimal substance on this sell off. I agree with your SPY 290 by next week projection.

>>15250854
Nicotine is a holy chemical, it's extremely similar in structure to Niacinimide (vitamin b3, also great for you). Consider the following: 90% of schizophrenics in the US smoke, I read once that 50% of cigarette sales go to the mentally ill. Why do they need nicotine so bad? A niacinimide craving? The church of scientology and L. Ron Hubbard (close friend of Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley) used massive-dose Niacinamide therapy for radiation poisoning and mental illness. As we all know, nuclear fission is a powerfully satanic force (destruction of G-d's creation) and lets in energies from the Qliphotic realms, lower vibrational demonic influences. When global elites consume adrenochrome harvested from children ("walnut sauce", look up what adrenal glands look like), they are taking energy from these realms. I personally suspect it comes from A'arab Zaraq (ravens of dispersion), but hey could be anywhere. As we all know, foreign adrenochrome in the brain leads to schizophrenia, why do you think a certain tribe has such a predilection for it? Read ancient accounts of the behaviors of Nimrod, the king of Tyre. He was clearly a schizophrenic warlock who was consuming adrenochrome, the ancient secret to the powers of the Canaanites. Niacin/Nicotine = Anti-schizophrenia = anti-adrenochrome = anti-satanic influence.
Additionally, why has there been such a push against big tobacco in all western nations? When I was a child they forced us to look at pictures of rotting flesh and diseased lung tissue, straight up bestgore tier shit while we ate lunch. These were on posters made by the TRUTH about tobacco campaign, and we all know the satanic joy these people take in their antinomialist quest to invert truth and goodness. Truth = Lies. This was a form of trauma-based mind control, see how few of our generation smoke? Read the book Tobbakkonacht by Michael J. Mcfadden, he's a genius.
I don't know how menthol fits into this.

>>15250715
What a great reminder that all extremists use the same playbook. Fits the Nazis, Commies, even Trump heavily borrows from it. We humans are so fucked, falling for the same tricks and demagogues for a hundred years (and hundreds more to come probably).

Right-wing, left-wing, religious extremism - literally the same shit, just under a different flag.

Long-term growth investing & enlightened centrism / libertarianism all the way!

NRZ on sale with that sick dibbidends...
>>15251112
mental illness and addiction are highly correlated

but I agree, theoretically. Nicotine is amazing in that in can increase both relaxation and focus, not easily achieved with drugs.

>>15251079
Trying but this is choppier waters than i'm comfy with. 1.5%+ moves on the s&p back to back puts a lot of pressure on individual stocks to behave in unpredictable ways.

>>15251079
My day trade is down by over 8% i cant even sell

>>15251112
TY
I thought there was something about menthol, good or bad..

so should I be shooting up pure nic? do they sell pure nic vapes, without all the non-nicotine impurities? sublingual?
what is the max dose I can start with?

I hope all you newfags short the top tomorrow. The snibbening is coming.

So what's the current battle plan? I get the feeling this shit's going down to June levels so I'm just waiting to buy until then at this point.

>>15251187
its going to crab wildly

grab some yield and hold on

The news sure loves to ring the panic bell

>>15251221
Clickbait and doomporn sell.

>>15250817
Up 5.3% but my longs Disney and Microsoft are fucking me good
But check out JCS held through today

>>15251175
I really like to drip nicotine salt solution under my tongue and vape it too. I guarantee vaping is bad for you somehow but I just like doing it. My fear of cancer is nonexistent, it's a psychosomatic disease you can prevent by just knowing you won't get it. You can buy pure, unflavored nicotine solution from sites that supply vape liquid homebrewers, I'm sure that'd have to be the purest form.
Too much nicotine can make your tummy hurt, I'd start with a small amount and scale up to whatever you're comfortable with.
The persistent rumors that menthol makes crystals in your lungs is a thing, no idea if that's true or not. I don't consume menthol personally. I have considered that it's a method of lowering testosterone, there has to be a reason why the African-American community was so heavily targeted by menthol cigarette makers. Maybe managing to deliver them menthol to emasculate them was worth letting them have nicotine?

>>15251175
>do they sell pure nic vapes, without all the non-nicotine impurities

I think you can buy unflavored vape liquid. If not, it's trivial to make it yourself. I would do something like 60/40 vegetable glycerine/propylene glycol ratio + the amount of nicotine you want. All the diy vaping websites sell these ingredients.

>>15250940
You buyin rat
>ugly chart
I know,... but I think it's a useful tool. Rate of change ≥ +/-5% seems to be pretty unsustainable.

OMG I CAN'T TAKE IT! I"M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MARKET!

>>15250817
I had a good day today. TVIX saved me. By the way your my favorite smg poster

>>15251309
based and panicpilled

Why yes, I am having a great day. How did you know?

>>15251284
This is the crabbiest looking thing I've ever seen.

Hahaha even crypto is getting justed. This is great.

>>15251314
luv u 2

Uber and Lyft looking very juicy!

If you didn't buy today's dip you're not a true American

>>15251284
idk what that is but my next Bollinger in focus is XOM. its touching the bottom and any break is a buy

>>15251532
...It's the rate of change for the S&P 500

>>15250817

-2.5%

I am pleased with this outcome

>>15251349
Cheers

>>15250398
TRUMP HAS RUN OUT OF TOOLS TO SLOW IT; PANIC

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

*SHAKES CANE* GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN ZOOMERS AND BUY STOCKS

>>15251663
Being himself

Me

https://twitter.com/RampCapitalLLC/status/1161659693506449408

>>15250724
>>15250660
Yup stocks that move more than the markets are high beta stocks.

Oh won't someone just think of the poor retiring boomers
We just can't let their pensions and retirement accounts fall to zero can we
Oh wouldn't it just be terrible of we had a harsh decade long crab market and all the boomers have to die poor and JUST'd

>>15251349
>>15251572
DIE BOBO

>>15251683
Yeah but beta is just an approximation of a relation of two behaviors, it's not the truth. It's not a real thing, it's a story about something that happened in the past
True beta is a phantom quantity , it is real but you have to find it yourself, you can't look it up on the internet, you can't ask Mike Bloomberg what it is

>>15251663
Holy shit. I dont usually read trump tweets. Is this normal?

>>15250880
Yeah, this is why my Boomer dad is a fucking idiot for thinking Democracy is superior and we will beat China for that
China will gleefully starve its Citizens to ensure we break

They are partically a Fascist Nation at this point, actual Fascism too, and Fascism when used probably is devestatingly effective

Uh dobber
About CSCO

>>15251663
Eloquent
In control
True leadership
Jefferson-esque

>>15251663
Ok it's fake but I totally believed it.

>>15250599
The only thing that can stop America now is...
...itself.

>>15250422
Can you post your list again?

>>15251744
Nadler's right. We have to impeach this man before we start sending our zoomers to fight off the chinese.

>>15250374
>was about to buy SQQQ this morning
>bought more AMD instead
idk how to feel. AMD seemed like the safer bet

>>15251796
These are exciting times to see a fake like that and not be immediately sure it's fake.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15251821
MRK, MRK, MRK
UNH
MO
DIS
PEP
...maybe NRZ

>>15250523
Lmao, how the fuck did liberals ruin this country when George Bush let the Saudi's do 9/11 and get us into Iraq & Afghanistan you fucking retardo mongo gaylordo?

>>15251522
uh w-what if I just held my long position from before it dipped?

Greetings from /tv/.
What is the significance of -3%? Is it "only -3%" or is it "buy guns and ammo, because we just hit -3%"?

>>15251740
You just want an alpha seeking ETF like TVIX. Look at the returns on that sucker compared to something like SPY over the past 24 hours. It's truely the Chad of the ETFs right now.

o no
on the plus side my puts are finna do +300%

>>15251866
Reminder that both parties are exactly the same>>15251871

>>15251895
N-n-no! My party is slightly better! Democracy still works!

>>15251879
say you had 10 trillion in boomer retirement money under your control, well you just lost 300 billion of it. Thanks a lot faggot!

>>15251890
based and alphapilled

fuck the beta betas.

FUCK MONEY IM BUYING TESLA

>>15250493
You we're right, you just believed in the wrong social class of fools to fix it

>>15251826
nah we have all these weapons that need to be put to use
Personally Ill be joining the front lines so I can get a good kill count and become a Submarine Admiral

>>15251936
this desu, we need some sort of third direction to go in besides Capitalism and Communism

>>15250422
almost half my port is AMD, and the other half is almost entirely high div stocks. I'm really considering selling all my div stocks, and selling AMD the next time its green and getting out of the stock market until we hit a recession, or recession fears are assuaded. what do?

>>15251891
In it for the long haul.

>>15251924
HERE HERE ANON
FUCK MONEY
FUCK STOCKS
FUCK TESLA
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK MODS
FUCK FAGS
FUCK BEARS
FUCK BULLS
FUCK DISCORD TRANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS

>>15251908
That does seem like a lot to lose in one day.

>>15251891
>Total Return (-26.39%)
>Portfolio Diversity 12.26%
God damn bruv I'm suffering :^D

Just bought more at 29.55 and 29.15...
My bags are getting fuckhuge

WHAT THE FUCK NOW IT'S UNDER $29?!
what's so bad in the ER?

>>15252016
A...at least I can quadruple down and bring my average lowlowlowlow now

;_;

>>15251879

It's not good but it's also no catastrophe... yet. S&P is still trading above the August lows. Yield inversion is bad but it's not a panic sell immediately thing. There is always a rally after yield inverts. It's the same damned theory; yield inverts, rally back to recent highs, then about 6 months to a year and a half later, the blood truly flows. That's why I think today's sell on that news was too severe. There will be buying interest at these levels starting tomorrow.

To compare it against last year's violent drops, the market climate is a bit different now. Last year the general feel was the Fed was insensitive to the delicate balance existing in the market, hiking rates fast, and, on the deep December low, Powell had just hiked again after he saw what the previous three hikes did. That was very scary. This scenario right now is not as immediately scary.

CGC bought storz and bickel back in dec. they makes the best vaporizers. Volcanoes are the shit, I’ve had my difital since college almost ten years ago. Shit still works like a champ every day. CGC is apparently pushing them in retail stores now so I expect this to be great for them. Volcano has the best stuff and has some new stuff now too. I think CGC has finally bottomed out not(they dropped 10% after hours). Im buying at least a few hundred tomo

>>15252106
*digital

>>15250715
why is that newspaper printed on a public bathroom paper towel?

>>15252076
I get it Sun, you're winning, I'm not.
Because I don't into options, I didn't protect myself, and fucked.

God I'm in this terrible position of hoping their conference call saves me, and having 12% in a speculative, non-dividend paying, Non-recession proof shitstock.

This is gonna be one of those 40 year holds. Basically I'm a Warren Buffet style investor now.

>>15252106
Neat... but makes me more bullish for MO if anything.

>>15252134
I hold a lot of MO currently

Stocks have really changed me. Before I would use dating websites to find a gf. Now I use them to ask thots what shows their watching and on which streaming service.

Bitches love Disney, I cant wait for November when Dis+ drops

>>15252134
"""""""""winning"""""""
I'm only down 24% on my position

>>15252134
Gnln will be distribution in canada. They look like they are in a bad place though hah

Pink id Gang

>>15252134
>having 12% in a speculative, non-dividend paying, Non-recession proof shitstock.
>This is gonna be one of those 40 year holds.
You just describe my PHUN position. I'll be dead before I get out of this hole.

>>15252174
I uhhh... just increased my position and my losses... and reduced my cash when CNBC talking heads are suggesting we'll test december lows in the next 6 months...

I'm down 28% on CGC without put protection, on a massive 12% portfolio position. I really want to buy more but it feels irresponsible... I made that mistake again andagain in crypto.

I wonder if this is the horror Rat saw in my future... or how much worse can it get from here.

>>15252216
This isn't even my worst investment in the last 6 months :o

>>15252200
who?

AMRN is Green Baby. While the market is taking a Shat AMRN is back on the rise. I bought more today before the run up. Also bought more DIS on this dip.

T Babies still holding strong while this market just shats and burns.

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For dude weed trades, I'm looking at an entry on MO and maybe take another kick at the can on Green Thumb Industries (I knife caught and got stopped out on it four times so far this year). Green Thumb and Cresco are, in my opinion, the best positioned multi-state dude weed operators in the US at this time. Already in Cresco and fingers firmly crossed the broader markets trade on a tighter range in coming weeks so there is less bearish pressure on it causing retailers to skidaddle away with the ~15% profit they may have if they bought near the bottom prior to the pulsing green erection.

Warning about the HMMJ ETF. In addition to bearish pressure from the Canadian weed companies, a large holding on that fund is Scott's Miracle Grow. SMG chart looks like double top city right now and ripe for shorting.

>>15251750
I don‘t own crisco

but damn if that aint gonna have an effect on amd

>>15252235
oof bro, buying on the way down afterhours is a dangerous game. I'm waiting til we crack under 27.00 OR turn back around and hold over 29.00 for few days. The conference call doesn't start until tomorrow morning??
At the very least my 29.5 puts are gonna be straight CASH tomorrow morning, I just have to remember that when looking at my chart ;_;

>>15252295
my next target for buying MO is 45.20.
I like that dividend. I don't mind HODL and DRiP during a recession even if it's another long drawn out one for 10 years even. Hell, even better.

Considering converting some bags into my favorite names (MO, MRK, DIS, UNH, PEP)

>>15252085

The reasoning behind the declines in October-December last year were both the trade war and the rate hikes.

But the thing is now, the Fed can potentially disappoint the market by simply holding rates steady or not doing a big enough of a cut, say only .25% instead of .50%.

In such a scenario, it's effectively seen as a rate hike by the market.

Also, cutting so heavily implicitly means that the world is going to hell. Once you start having intrameeting cuts like in 2008/2009, the markets are completely fucked.

Tomorrow's green af
Buy your calls asap.

I think it's increasingly unlikely I'll return to green on this for the near-term future...

>>15252321
;_; I faile at life so much right now...

>>15252343
market's closed?

>>15252347
How much did you buy in at?

Here's my 1M chart.

>>15252356
Depends on where you reside. $ES is a thing and didn't say now but asap

>>15252349

>>15252358
My average cost basis is currently $1.98. I've made a good amount of money over the last few months off options premiums, but I'm still down quite a bit at today's prices. I feel good about the stock's future prospects though.

>>15252359
That looks like my chart today...

>>15252359
Bruh. I know that pain.

But your chart is almost a total mirror of ODP...
Surely that's not all your investments.

>>15252378
I'm gonna have to move to the flyovers soon, find some cheap living. Meet a nice church girl who doesn't care that I don't care about religion... Eat a lot of potatoes. I know we've got a bunch of Utah and Idaho anons on here, shill me those low cost states.

>>15252085
wow cute picture

>>15252106
holy shit
just checked their website
you know back in my day (like 08-09) Volcanoes were only $300 per
now they want $480? what is going on in this economy?

>>15252420
Utah's been kind of bad the last 5 years. Then again I'm downtown SLC and never leave or go to rural/sumirural areas. It's rapidly gotten expensive as hell and they're tryna turn it into Little LA to appeal to Californian migrants and ski tourists. Lots of qts if you're into that, but if you want the real kino isolated cheapzone Idaho is the way to go. Consult dobber or gomfy for that

>>15252454
Nah dude i paid like 600-700 for a digital volcano almost ten years ago. That shit has always been expensive. Literally top quality. As far as i know better products dont exist. Idk about their travel vapes but im about to buy one soon

>>15252479
>lots of qts if you're into that
>if you're into that
>if
Why would you not be into qts?

>>15252454
Oh yeah also they are cheaper through their distributors. They vapes pens are almost $100 cheaper than their site

man i miss you guys
i hope this boxy works

>>15250817
>Daily reminder that this is the second ear pretty much formed on the VIX bun
this pleases me

>>15252539
YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss
IM IN
picrel is me

WTF TMUS WHY

>>15252500
>>15252518
I don't really smoke like that, I never owned my own vaporizer
but you know how it is I used to be friends with dudes that smoked a lot so

>>15252508
If you're a true chad you only have eyes for STURDY plain looking rural girls
type you can toss in the back of your pickup truck and be done with

>>15252508
I'm no joke a volcel. I unironically attempt to live a monastic/hermetic lifestyle, haven't had sex with a w*man in almost 2 years

so how bout them 2s and 10s essemmmjee?
shits rite fuckt innit

>>15252553
>>15252539
0_0
A...are you the hapa son of Jim Watkins

>>15250363
>You know what I think I might have been wrong
Easy there Sherlock

>>15252581
bit fucked ya
know how it is though

>>15252590
lol
no

Capitalism about to shit itself once more. Only this time, it has the potential to take all of humanity down with it.

>>15252603
>Odemonkey
How long did it take to brute force this?

Its Teh Profit

...The Bunker...

>>15252612
>MAYBE BOINY WILL PAY OFF OWA SCHOL DEBTS!!

No idea why I messed around with this one...
I guess now I know for next time the 10-2 inverts, just go full TIVX.

Oh well, a gain is a gain.

HK still unresolved, kind of want to go back into TIVX but Sunsan makes a good point about bunny ears.

>>15252572
dang son. i can never tell what you're absolutely serious about and what you're half joking about, but this one I know is for real. Still, you can't appreciate a female's aesthetics?

Really want to pick your brain one of these days, movie night is a good taste though.

>>15252603
I KNEW IT WAS U
Did the nuking of the bunker bring you back
pls don't leave again we need you in this trying time

>>15252599
i dont really
i havent been able to keep up w the markets so much since like spring ;_;

>>15252624
>implying

>>15252627
sup senpai
>The Bunker
wat about it?
i lost the password ages ago desu
8gag is ded as disco

>>15252634
Lol Burnie is a millionaire shill who's job is to lure in cucks that think voting will actually change anything.

>>15252624
Not long. With a few GPUs it takes less than a year to crack a 10 digit trip code

>>15252650
My bull team epic memes are lost forever

Also you motherfucker you missed the SPX 3000 party. Do you realize how upset I am

>>15252640
im here till i get rangeb& again desu (so prolly tomorrow)
this place is getting relentless

>>15252640
havent been on there in a long while im afraid
the imminent destruction of all imageboards is upon us
im just coming back for one last round at the bar b4 they smash it

>>15252688
im sry
ive been moving around too much and im waaaaaaaaaayyy too schiz to have a smart phone (let alone browse IBs with one (or access my financial info on public wifi))

>>15252603
I LOVE YOU PROFIT
We thought you died of a weed overdose

>>15252696
Nah... that won't happen
I'm pretty sure enough people get V& for them to want to keep this sweet honeypot open.

>>15252569
>If you're a true chad you only have eyes for STURDY plain looking rural girls

based

>>15252675
ok

>>15252688
>bull team epic memes
these?

>>15252696
>destruction of all imageboards is upon us
I felt it in my bones two months ago before the 8 thing even happened
I don't know what I will do with all my free time

>>15252718
They're going to really ratchet up the heat sometime in the next year
It will probably be shut down sooner than that

>>15252635
Of course I appreciate female aesthetics kek, but you have to remember that woman are Dionysian chtonic LHP to their very dna. I have to stretch hands to the Sun, attain high comradeship with Apollo-Lucibel, know the beginning and end of men. You can't do that if you get gussy, it just doesn't work
>>15252688
>>15252696
Look how happy niknik is that you're back. Brings a tear to my eye

>>15252569
>posts a pale, fragile, anine to support this point

>>15252737
I would wager Hiroshisama keeps this place in business. Safer bet than tvix this morning.

>>15252688
I have all your memes on a hard drive, I'll dump them later

>>15252728
Actually I have them but all the things made by Mememaster (baggie, bog) are gone
the horror the horror

>>15252603

>>15252709
nope just busy
PROTIP: if you want a lot of gigs, hire a manager w large bobs

>>15252718
you would think
but if this is the only one left, then im outta luck
suckchan jannies H8 me for whatever reason

>>15252688
heres the one of you liquidating the shorts too

Awww...
I've never been so envious of thread personalities

>>15252751
anime girls are generally considered sturdy unless proven otherwise.

Yotsu is by far the most powerful character in her manga
her strength level is more than 2x any other character

>>15252768
i heard rumors that it could be back online within a week or so desu
if it happens ill try and scrape what i can and dump em with you guys
if i cant get on here ill bost on the cy channel (btw which one do you guys use nowadays, or is it ogre?)

>>15250414
he's panicking because the only reason his approval is as high as it is is because he has presided over a great economy, now imagine we hit a recession and what that does to all those "I don't like his tweets and shit but the economy and my life is good" voters

>>15252777
They're all back now rkg

>>15252808
>thread personalities
i feel like such a gay for letting it get to that point, but i luv u guise
srsly one of my favorite corners of the internet, and i can almost never get on
suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>15252805
possible retreat to the frugal living board on 7chan if they take it to full Werwolf mode? neinchag biz?
>>15252832
Fullchag: Now with twice the honey in the pot! Not like it matters anyway, they know who everyone is

>>15252817
>Yotsu is by far the most powerful character in her manga
>her strength level is more than 2x any other character

How does that rate on the DBZ power scale?

>>15252839
idgaf desu
im already re-registered as dem and voting for tulsi
i want her to sit on my face and scream at me about regime change wars

>>15252884
hot

>>15252777
I still wonder what happened to Calculate Gamble. Haven't seen that guy since he went in hard on iqiyi last year.

>>15252874
i was talking to some altchan bard admin about lookiing for a bunker for yall if this one gets kil, but everyones raciss an shieet against cuckchan

also
bog menes

>>15252882
very, very strong


>>15252884
chad level


also btw active shooter in philly, tanks in 30, 4chan won't see the morning
Trump saw all the posts in these threads today about people cashing out and buying TVIX and he is very unhappy. he blames 4chan and /smg/ for the market decline and he's going to shut us down

>>15252347
>>15252358
>>15252401
I did some math in case anyone is curious about more accurate numbers. My actual current cost basis (not including options premiums) is $1.966. In order to break even, assuming I get assigned 400 shares this week at $1.5 per share, I would need to be able to sell my shares at $1.66 or higher. If I don't get assigned any shares and don't purchase any additional shares, my break-even price is $1.68. Like I said, I'm not worried. I'll make money sooner or later.

What do I move my $401k funds into?

>>15252884
>military history (look up where EXACTLY she was stationed, what happened there at the same time?)
>CFR member
I'm still probably voating for her tho

>>15252898
this
im sure he was ok, but he prolly realized that hanging here too much would be the end of his port

is this a good time to buy stocks

>>15252907
Where's the guy who said he had something like 5,000 shares of ODP? How are you doing?

am i going to make it bros

>>15252905
>active shooter in philly

Gosh DARNIT. Between this and the -3% S&P and Epstein's weirdo crossdressing slick willy painting, HONK futures are all time high.

Fine, I get it, you're all retarded so you didn't believe all the countless other recession signals in the last two years. But SURELY the 2-10 year yield curve inversion is enough for you mouth breathers to wake the fuck up...right?

>>15252905
>also btw active shooter in philly
wew
they dont let up do they?

>>15252913
im more concerned with her talking the shit shes been spouting on foreign policy on live television for as long as fucking possible. i doubt she would ever win

but she provides a valuable way to get people from all over the poli spectrum to become aware of how shit our foreign policy is. i have a theory that theres a huge, sleeper anti-war sentiment in this generation. theyre just all too mindwashed and stupid to realize it.

plus, as a stronk woman of color, shes much harder to ron paul out of existence

>>15252905
>>15252964
>>15252975
time to check /pol/

>>15252946
if you're about to retire, you're fucked


>>15252975
CNN and the other channels already basically Ron Paul'd Tulsi out of existence. she got like 5 shining minutes per debate of looking really good and saying beautiful perfect things and then they just talked about the other candidates and pretended she didn't exist

she got the donors but isn't she still polling too low to get the next round of debates?

>>15252898
He had made an official post where he said hes leaving forever because he got Giga Justed buying Calls on IQ before the december drop, ontop of all the IQ he already had

>>15252912
I follow Warren Buffet's advice by choosing the low-cost Vanguard S&P 500 fund it has available, and Peter Lynch's advice by abstaining from bond funds entirely because bonds are for sissies. It doesn't have a lot of choices and they currently charge ~1.4% on the assets in the 401k. I only bother with it to get the company match.

huh i guess i DID have a couple of these backed up

>>15252999
I wouldn't bother, according to reuters they were doing a drug raid and I imagine they wound up getting the serious business drug dealers
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-philadelphia-shooting/six-philadelphia-police-officers-reported-shot-in-drug-raid-idUSKCN1V429F

>>15253002
S..someday he'll lift that slab of iron and retake his place among the smg pantheon. He was only 30k in the hole...

Wellllll Cio's saying yield curve closed in the positive, so not a sustained inversion. And Trump is stepping up the twitter stuff.

REALREAL GLAD I exited TIVX and my Ruslel short. I feel like we may be closer that we think to another Presidential "BUY STOCKS" Fireside Chat.

Just gotta hope Honk Kong doesn't go nuclear.

>>15252964
>Epstein's weirdo crossdressing slick willy painting
w-wat?

>>15253035
Maybe he's still stuck on the boat?

>>15253054
tomorrow is going red. futures and after hours suggest so.

>>15253034
shooter(s) are black then?
MEMORY HOLED

>>15253000
prolly
that said, even if they DO knock her out of it, it should serve to further enrage and disenfranchise people on the left and center who will begin to wonder why the only antiwar candidate is getting smeared off the face of the earth

unlike most nu-pol schizo accelerationists, im an info-accelerationist
i feel one can do a lot more damage by simply attacking the media and its credibility ITSELF, rather than the literal people behind it

the more burnt out peeps are on the MSM, the easier it will be to get folks on the same page

>>15253054
picrel

>>15253071
>North Philly
either Black or Hispanic is the overwhelming odds if it's north philly
unless cops die it will be because except for multiple cops getting shot it's par for the course for north philly, its notorious for its drugs

new!! ;_;

>>15253117

>>15253117

>>15253117

>>15253117

>>15253112
lol fucking ALL of philly is like that tho
it literally doesnt matter where

the """""nicest""""" part of philly is west of it, and its still covered in literal trash

>>15253149
never been in center city have you? most of it is nice except for ironically enough near CHOP and the zoo

>>15253173
>never been in center city have you?
lol actually no
i only ever play shady ass bars and houses around the outskirts there desu

>>15250666

Are company stock options a good idea if the company is in the SP 500?

>>15252688
>>15252760
>>15252777

I got a bunch too, but its unsorted and mostly unfilenamed

>over 12 GB's of 4chan memes

also comfy, you should drive out to vegas this weekend!

>>15252898
going in hard on IQ accidentally his entire portfolio

>>15252998
terrible version of this tbqh

>>15255175
hey i was just dumping what i could find
appreciate it

>>15251262
Wait is that why menthol cigarettes are a huge meme among black people?

I'm not worried about the yield curve. Everyone has seen the global economy slowing and flocked to government debt, but the US economy still looks like it's in good shape. We all know a recession is coming eventually, but the yield curve inverting doesn't give us a clue as to when.

>>15255369
its a meme because black culture (at least in the states) has been so thoroughly domesticated into the perfect consumers its likely beyond repair
OF COURSE the brokest demographic smokes the most overpriced menthol cigarettes available
why WOULDNT they?

>>15255382
more worried for the rest of the world desu
i dont know wtf will happen if EU and asia both jump at the same time. prolly wont be good tho
my theory is that the us central banks will just buy those in the firesale too, just to further consolidate their empire
even if that doesnt happen, im certain various US megacorps will be snatching up assets like its black friday, whenever the global recession hits