/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck bond are going to mars, it's like people are leaving the market for the safety of bonds and i'm on the wrong end of this trade.

Daily reminder: dont listen to SNSS shills. Stay mad, SNSS shills

>>15180893
i'm not a shill. i just listened to mark and now i'm stuck in this crab ass stock probly for another month or so. fuck you mark lick my taint

Selling is intensifying again. Trump opened his big mouth.

>>15180908
His last tweet was 3 hours ago why the fuck you lying?

>>15180864
SHORT UBER
>SHORT UBER
SHORT UBER
>SHORT UBER

>>15180933

He was talking to reporters. Check the financial media.

>>15180908
no am pretty sure was this thread saying "JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID MARKET" that dumped market

me just too powerfyk

>>15180959
Yeah I just saw it. It was an absolute nothing burger though.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>QNST

>>15180908
I too hate having a president that actually does things

>>15180864
>SNSS pumps the day after I sell

HAHAHAHA

>>15180988
forgot pic again

Yesteray's sucker's rally trapped so many newfags. The market wants to cook the golden goose.

>>15180908
>Trump said obvious shit again that he have wanted for years
Whew, it's just algos and traders making a buck or two on trading "scary" news. I know you need a constant pump in order to be profitable since you can't trade, but come on now

xth for not getting strangled and breathing freely

GALT is the improbable green in a sea of red keeping my account stable

where has the VRUS/KBLB/general OTC poster gone?
hope he is only on vacation and plans to return

I NEED UVXY TO GO UP

why are we dumping again?

>>15181094
FUD about recession and China it's pretty dumb. I wouldn't buy more yet but it's not time to sell yet either.

>>15181054
yes yesterday was super sucker pump pattern
me was super hard short on close yesterday

pump like this ALWAYS gets dumped on

>>15181045
>>15180988
Tried to catch you last thread.
My company offers a stock program, giving us a 5% discount.
The also payout 2% dividends per quarter. Combined, that's essentially a 15% dividend paying stock.
How much should I put into that?

okay no one like thread :(
maybe neck massage anime girl bad thread theme

>>15180956
I bought at $39. Literally free money. Kill yourself.

>all but one of my bioshits are dumping
>even the one that is up is only up 4% and falling
>gold justbput out a fat red dildo for no reason

>>15180891
please stop posting

Cheapie Patrol
Get your cheap Bowl America shares Throw a marketbuy™ at em

>>15181229
>neck massage

>>15181086
i feel you brother

God damn why do all stocks moon after I get out of them
Looking at you SNSS and DARE

>woman on cnbc says chinese stocks will outperform us stocks
>???

>>15181290
SOGObros r-r-rise up

>>15181227
as much as you feel comfortable with. note that dividend income from stock programs within the company are taxed at your income level, not the standard tiered percentage.

my buddy works for OXY and he saves about half his stock purchases for the divvy and then sells the rest for the cash

>>15181290
cnbc is constantly advocating the downfall of the U.S. Ignore everything they say.

This thread sure is exciting as always

can someone tell me how to figure out how much the average robinhood user paid for a stock?

>>15181329
i think cramer has a level head but the rest seem to go full retard regularly

>>15181335
it should show it on the web interface, maybe the android interface too

also: https://robintrack.net/

what is the stock?

i longed sbux and shorted intel. did i do good?

>>15181257
dilate

>>15181364

fornicate

>>15181244
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE DOESNT KNOW

>>15181290
>>15181329
I for one welcome our new chinese overlords.

>>15181353
good on sbux
late to the partey on intc

Friendly reminder that if you buy index funds you are unamerican and a traitor

>>15181257
>SPY in id
alll hail jpSPY

>>15181335
thanks homie. much appreciated. i'm using it to look at random shit i own. SNSS, REPH, VIVE. just sold my REPH though

>>15181531
whatabout roboadvisors?

TLT is double topping, looks like it's time to scalp some SPY.

It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday

>>15181592

no

Easiest 10% i've ever scalped.

>>15181674
everybody's looking forward to the weekend

>>15181709

fun fun fun fun

>>15181702
that is offensive to the native americans here

>>15181731
lol the wall on wall street was originally put there in the 1600s to keep the indians out.

Shit I think I closed too early, this fucker wants to get back to $292 before the next pull back..

>>15180864
>(die) editions
i like!

>>15181145
holy fuck is me plan 4 2 day coming back?
or is it still illegal because of whatshisface@yahoo.com?

>>15181267
>not just a 6 month long limit order that acquires cheapies as you sleep
dives have been comfy so far though

>>15181731
everything is offensive to someone, because everything in life is relative

>>15181763
>shekel flow

>Chyna

When I closed my SPY puts yesterday at a massive loss I knew this would fucking happen. FUCK. But if I held them we'd be up another 2% for sure. REEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>15181531
Most of my shit is in an index fund. What's the problem?

>>15181763

FAKE AND GAY

>>15181781
it is quite useful, almost as much as the total smooth penis index

>>15181801
I was super close to selling mine too, but I had already lost the majority of the money I put into them so I just held.

Still only made half of it back though.

>>15181826
Smooth penis saying this is a buy or no? I have no experience in looking at the smooth penis

>>15181815
you are less than average

>>15181875
it says VIX and TLT are up, while everything else is down

sounds like a dip to me?

Is there a way to get a live radio/audio stream of one or two stocks your trying to follow on the go so you don't have to always be looking at your phone? Have a wireless earbud that would make it super convenient

>>15181859
It still feels like it was the right move, but yeah it just feels like the market finds a way to personally move against me sometimes.

is mark here? can anyone tell me when that conference is supposed to be where SNSS is gonna announce their progress? need to figure out when i'll be able to dump

>>15181989
you just want constant price updates?
or do you want warnings at set levels?
just write a program that does it
you could make one ear monitor each stock and have the tones change if the stocks go up or down, volume based on volume, etc.

or you could get those PC-controlled dildos and stick one in each hole, hook them up to scraped price feeds for extra sensory monitoring of the stock market

IMO God designed our eyes for a reason: looking at anime tiddies. but what he didn't account for is that we can also look at stock prices on graphs or tickers. In fact our eyes are pretty well suited for it ;^)

>>15181989
https://mystockalarm.com/makepayment/index.php?msgid=4
you receive an sms
Otherwise check apps
https://www.thebalance.com/best-stock-market-apps-for-iphone-and-ipad-1293751

you put levels above and below your price and it will ring once triggered.

It is time. Better get your bonds while the yields are still positive

>>15182045
I want like a robot lady to tell me what the price is whenever there's a notable change while I'm sleeping

>>15182114
like in the bitcoin checker app? I want one too, it seems to be easy to program you basicalls just need a text-to-speech that reads the price feed every x seconds/minutes

Alibaba tanking like a dream, you just know it's going to be back to record highs once people stop caring about some CEO that got arrested

Which should I buy?
>ROK
>QCOM
>HON
>RTN
>MCHP
>IBM
>LMT

>>15182159
any programmer knows how to do it? does someone knows what the bitcoin checker app uses for the text to speech? we need to feed data into something like that
https://www.naturalreaders.com/online/

>>15182114
like you want someone to wake you up? or do you just want the price information introduced into your unconsciousness?

I shouldn't be telling anyone about this, but there is a certain school of trading where you have all of the previous day's index price movement introduced to your body while you sleep through auditory and touch senses. It gives the subconscious an exact map of the price movement. It can be dangerous though.

>>15182018
Seconding this.
What is even the plan?
Price target?
Hodl and hope for the best or dump on the next pump?

>>15182204
How do prices have to change in order to wake up to a handjob?

>>15182004
And that's why you keep losing. You're so small to the market as a whole, you're not even big enough to be a gnat on their windshield. You're simply a bystander trying to guess the direction they're moving in, and you're guessing wrong, but instead of realizing that, and redoing your strats, or figuring out why you keep seeing the wrong signals, you make it personal, when it's anything but that.

>>15182217
the entire previous trading session has to be fully introduced to the unconscious only in certain stages of sleep

so if you want to wake up to a HJ that's completely auxiliary. But messing with waking up/waking up to early is a huge risk . not just to your gains, but to your unconscious map of reality. basically no one messes with waking up, you have to have an incredibly regimented sleep (take various supplements to make sure it happens perfectly, sealed room but with proper ventilation and air quality control, etc.).

> mfw AMD

Did something in specific happen since it has started mooning?

>>15182329
amd pumps and dumps without reason

Well amrn just got raped by the fda

I‘m going to start a fintech company that roboinvests into a upro/tmf port and rebalances whenever possible to weights that are calibrated by the most sophisticated neural networks possible. It‘s gonna have a 20B marketcap once I go public.

Also fuck the FDA. The govt should compensate me for my losses if the govt caused those losses. For the people, am I right?

>>15182431
>>15182344
Really all that happened is that their approval got delayed slightly
Doesn't change the fact that their drug works and is safe
If you're holding the stock long term, there's no reason not to average down here

HOLY SHIT THAT PUMP!

>>15182460
I feel the same way, but am concerned that they upscaled their sales team so much anticipating a sept 28 approval and now are being delayed 3 months. Q3 will probably not be pretty.

>>15182517
That is a valid point

NEW 52 WEEK HIGH

AMD is at its ath since 2006 now

RYZEN THE FUCK UPPPP

>CVNA
>AMD

CLOWN MARKET

When the SPY crosses from the cyan zone to the blue zone close your longs and get some shorts.

>AMD

WHAT IS HAPPENING

AMDCHADS RYZ UP!

HOLY FUCK AMD

A M D

M

D

WHY IS CARVANA MOONING FOR NO FUCKING REASON

IT WAS LITERALLY RED AN HOUR AGO AND NOW ITS UP 8%

I DEMAND AN ANSWER

galt pumped up before opening to let the big dogs sell while galt cuckholders are stuck with the worthless bags lmfao!

i have very bad gas right now, usually a bullish sign

My next PT on AMD is 35.80, after that 37.60. Let's fucking pump!

get ready to sell, reminder there's a gap at $288.88 that hasn't been filled.

ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP! THE BLUE ZONE IS A NO GO ZONE!

so wat you think nu taytay song, i think better than the pop shit of last albums but not excellent lacks good chorus xD similar structure to 'ronan' but without acoustic guitar, that too does not have real chorus. ...like you need to have hyper chorus + guitar riff between 2nd and 3rd chorus + 2-3 verses usually 3rd verse is longer than 2 first that is the recipe for all good rock-country-country-poppish-songs :O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JKcUurT1k

Amd will be a 500 billion market cap in two years

>>15182872
This is FUD

HOLY SHIT this market is so fake and gay
Unbelievable

BOBO I NEED YOUR HELP! TAKE OUT THAT SPY MOTHER FUCKER!

>>15182555
trips of bs, amd went over 41 in '06

>>15182973
>reading comprehension is important

>>15180864
alright, how many of you idiots didnt load up on AMD on monday?

NUUUUUU WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO PUMPPPPPPPPINGGGGGGGGGGGG

GO BACK DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT MISTER

>>15182994
I didn't get any AMD. I'm trying to learn to be a master spy trader like my idol RKG.

>>15182884
Sorry just meant it will cross that line in the next two years, no one can say how high

Where is this volume going? Where is it coming from? Buybacks?

>>15182994
picked up 10 shares at 28.40 on tuesday better late than never

>>15182985
bloops, should have known, trips never lie

>>15182952

make sure to subscribe to my patreon for my weekly and daily stock picks.

>>15182890

>>15182994
Me. I was going to at $27, but it went much below $28. Another missed opportunity. At least I still have my initial investment.

>>15182999
how is lupus? defeated yet?

>>15183038

>>15181083
>where has the VRUS/KBLB/general OTC poster gone?
broke

>>15182999
Year of the Pig effect

There are people itt that still aren't in LCI

>>15183043
>but it went much below $28
*never

who owns REFR here

Morningstar downgraded AMD to a sell boomers are really clueless.

looking for a 2 level pull back into the yellow zone. This is like taking shekels from a joo.

>>15183099
Good, let Morningshit shill it down to the 20s again so I can buy 100 more shares.

>>15183133
pic related

>>15183099
Before or after the pump?

>>15183150
You are retarded if you think without some massive news we're heading below 290

>>15183228
you're retarded if you're not short right now.

>>15183018
Plunge Protection Team.

>>15183056
nah he was loaded in his real accounts
he said he stopped out of VRUS a week ago and we haven't heard from him since AFAIK :(


>>15183076
I've got 3lbs of piggie in the fridge to make into pulled pork :3

Can someone explain to me why there is such high hope for intel? Looking at the specs for their CPU they aren't superior to Intel. They are cheaper and performance wise AMD Cpu's are not good enough to be used by the government corporations because they are too unstable and don't even come close to single core performance of Intel. Intel still has the better technology, intel still has competitive prices, Intel still has the best factories to produce upcoming three D stacked CPU's while the only thing AMD is doing is putting a couple hundred more CPU CORES.

There were guys on monday who were getting all autistic about AMD, so did anyone here sell?

Well that was that, now you have to sell in the cyan zone, that was your last chance to sell in the blue zone... Its ok though, there's tons of cyan zone to sell.

>>15183274
AMD

Im so fucking mad right now

IBM or ORCL?

>>15183278
kek bagholder somehow is learning to trade unironically :p no more fading his trades maybe :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmEBa444FQ

>>15183311
what's wrong?

>>15183311
What's up anon?

>>15182868
It's garbo. would not listen to
that being said I only like her pop songs. Jam this in your browser real quick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIhqTxvB2Ek

>>15183274
AMD hope for bigg earnings growth is to grab more server market

>>15183215
It was yesterday it says. Not sure when.

>>15183274
many businesses are quite slow to change cpu platforms, if they dont vastly outperform they dont switch.
the manufacturing shortage which intel had recently was caused, by businesses buying big amounts of cpus to compensate for the performance loss of the meltdown disaster - intel sold a lot of xeons. there is hope on the laptop side, but amd isnt even trying in that market.

Its probably fall mid therm, but we got to wait if they can make a good architecture
to combat whatever amd brings out in 3 years, cause thats how long it usually takes to develop a new architecture

>>15183346
They already are grabbing more market. Anyone looking to buy a server right now would be retarded to not choose Rome, it's literally cheaper, faster, and more efficient, plus it doesn't have the giant vulnerabilities found in Intel's chips.

>>15183384
thanks for your input. I'm not in the market for any processors right now
If I do need to buy any server chips I'll be sure to do the needful

>>15183274
>>15183372
btw amd is great for hpc and their single core performance is already comparable

they are stable enough to be chosen by the department of energy, frontier will be using epyc cpus

amd just made sure to trap longs. next week massive red candle? we'll see on the next episode

>>15183360
Kek'd, pretty typical. Imagine the people having their bots tied to that kind of garbage.

what the fuck is crabbing why have I seen this word several times lately it's called chop

>>15183519
>he doesn‘t know the pasta
paste

>>15182114
I've written discord bots for this it's really fucking easy just learn a bit of scripting

>>15183519

>>15183519
Crabbing is when you go down to the docks with your bucket and your chicken on a string and you put it in the water and wait until he comes around for a snibby and then you pull up the string and put him in the bucket.

>>15183519

Explain to me in 500 words or more why you haven't purchased shares in NERD, the latest and greatest ETF with exposure to e-sports. It's the fucking future you faggot niggers.

I just got fucked. We're back in the blue zone...

>>15183570
>wanting actiblizz bags
lmaoing at your life right now

>>15183570
Disgusting desu

>>15183606
literally as bad as i thought it would be

>>15183570
already own TTWO ATVI EA

>>15183519
because we all get together for some crab dinner when markets close

>>15183337
>>15183332

It's another episode of Anon's stop loss turns out to be the bottom.

just a coincidence, right!

>>15183593
>>15183606
microtransactions in wow classic are going to be through the fucking roof and /v/irgins will be paying because muh nostalgia while they work shitty minimum wage jobs that don't enable them to poopsock and farm gold all day to buy mounts. trajectory is locked in to the moon

>>15183619
afreeca TV is good shit though, they got the GSL and KSL

Bros! JP Morgan Chase cancels all canadians credit card debt as they prepare to exit the market. SHORT CANADA! LONG JPM!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/09/chase-bank-cancels-all-credit-card-debt-for-canadian-customers

Looks toppy. I'm gonna buy an ITM put. Please don't rek me, AMD chads, it's nothing personnel.

>>15183078
LCI is the great /smg/ filter

>>15183679
Ever thought about adding in an additional factor for standard deviation so that more recent candles are weighted more? And if you do that you could also try weighing them for volume.

>>15183649
RIP to my n-words GOMTV and Mr. Chae
RIP OSL, OnGameNet

too real for this world

WoL GSL was the peak, all we have left is sadness. Ro16 in 3 weeks

>>15183570
i agree esports will soon replace fully traditional sports

>>15183665
>2 credit cards

so whats that, like $0.0000000006 a share of lost cash for JPM?

>>15183679
>don’t be mad, but I’m jumping out the window of the ship midway to the moon
No one to be mad at but yourself anon

>>15183716
That's not a bad idea. I don't know how to implement something like that, though.

>>15183723
Bloodsports are the future. Once we figure out how to reconstitute the brain into a new body, we‘ll be seeing gladitorial rings, firefights, jousting, american football pre 2008, it‘ll be great.

the dip is 100% over now guys

load up on your favorite blue chips
next week the golden bull is unleashed again

>>15183744
You're not getting it. They cant make money off consumer credit in Canada, to the point where it's better to just forgive the debt and leave than it is to stay. Canadian economy is not doing so hot right now. It's not because they're paying all their bills early, it's because they arent paying

>>15183755
>letting the athletes survive the bloodsports
look at this fucking pleb. whats the point if there are no lasting consequences, no sobbing families calling for the ban of the sport as the fans outroar them in delight of more death

>>15183636
I wouldn't trust classic launch to be as good as people make it to be. I know many people who are excited for it but many people who have just given up on the game as a whole I think the subscriber numbers will be good for the first quarter after launch but then plummet as once people reach endgame they'll just realize the wonder is gone and quit. All of this is me blowing smoke but I think a lot of people have been disillusioned with Blizzards shit over the past year.

bros apparently the SPY etf will end if 11 people around the world are killed. i'm not fucking kidding this is some occult shit. the souls of these babies were sacrificed to create the legal document that created the SPY

The SPY prospectus says:

>The Trust has a specified lifetime term. The Trust is scheduled to terminate on the first to occur of (a) January 22, 2118 or (b) the date 20 years after the death of the last survivor of eleven persons named in the Trust Agreement, the oldest of whom was born in 1990 and the youngest of whom was born in 1993. Upon termination, the Trust may be liquidated and pro rata Units of the assets of the Trust, net of certain fees and expenses, distributed to holders of Units.

>JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUPID MARKET
in another 6 months my friend, shalom

>>15183842
what the actual fuck

>>15183717
WoL map pool sucked ass, you couldn't wall off your natural on any of them except maybe lost temple, but lost temple had fucking high ground you could abuse at the natural so it didn't even fucking matter that you could wall off.

>>15183821
>>15183842
SPY bloodsport. Imagine ending the greatest etf americans trust their retirement with. I wonder if there‘s any reward for bagging all 11.

Every post I make and have ever made is satire.

>>15183842

>>15183842
here's the prospectus if you doubt. look under "organization of the trust"
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/884394/000119312518013487/d469152d485bpos.htm

billions of dollars created via blood magic, this is fucking disturbing

>>15183884
>SPY total market capitalization is made payable to whomever can defeat these 11 demons in a trial by combat
The question is, /smg/, are you a bad enough dude?

>>15183921
This would make for a great anime

>>15183821
based

>>15183960
>they get more fucked up and powerful as each is defeated, and they absorb the blood magic powers of the other

>>15183679
i agree, but im thinking strangle

the problem is, what price for the call and put, and how do i keep the option itself from being too high cost for a minnow like me

or maybe just a call spread and a put spread (so 4 options total) for a magical play...

its not like AMD will go sideways, the only thing to fear is theta decay!

>>15183988
it's not the power of the others they gain powers through their blood oath to the SPY, with fewer members more power flows into the remaining ones

>>15183988
>>15183994
Their power is correlated to spy gains. You crash the market, you crash the demons.

...what do you think Trump is trying to do?

>>15183904
If you understand how the ETF creation/redemption mechanic works, you should understand why the trustee death mechanic is necessary

>>15183994
the power of the members is linked into the power of the index itself. each remaining user gains immeasurable power as the show goes on, meanwhile markets are whipped into a frenzy and the markets froths and pumps to never before seen highs.

a cacophony of blood, wealth and power under the full moon

>>15183993
I went with a long put spread 9/6 exp, $35 and $34.50 strikes to limit my cost & downside. My sweet spot is if it moves a decent leg down next week so I can close it out.

can reach 200k by end of the year and have new job opportunity thats confirmed. Im considering just becoming a boomer dividend investor future is looking good.

Anyone else reach 200k+ ? what did you invest in?

>>15184019
>>15183994
The power in the ETF is just it's own AUM. Season one would just be killing all the trustee entities of the SPY and becoming the sole Creator/Redeemer entity for the entire ETF
The next plot arcs would be taking on the other SPX index ETFs, and then the entire ETF market

The stock market is just parallel to the ETF market

>>15183994
>>15184052
>you seek to deprive boomers of billions in retirement funds? To deprive us of our life sustaining shekels? Watch as I, the final SPY Lord, deprive billions of their lives

>>15184063
200k net worth or 200k income?
200k net worth just happens eventually, if you aren't there you will be with time. 200k yearly pre-tax from my job is still far away from me

>>15184098
should have specified. 200k in net worth.
I have fun in speculating in stocks however I feel with larger amount of money should just continue buying while investing in dividend stocks. slow and steady

>>15184063
/300k/ here
feels good man, we're all gonna make it

>>15183821

Bring back the Colosseum.

>>15184052
such beauty

>>15184128
There are great dividend stocks out there that will give you 3-5% and have very good growth potential though. My largest investment is a dividend stock that increased 130% in 4 years and with a dividend yield of 4.3%.
So just do your research before buying in for the long term, there's no reason you can't just double or whatever your initial investment from growth alone just because it's a dividend stock.

oh shit we're still in the blue zone

I bet AMDchads walk around in shirts like this.

>>15183842
> kill all 20
> wait 19 years
> short it all as hard as you possibly can
I mean, if you have patience this could be how you take over the world. It's a huge ETF, if that was liquidated today it would certainly cause a dip. Also FBI, this is just satire. I really don't want to be on another list.

>>15183842
Holy fugg, do all ETFs have something similar regarding their expiration or is this unique to SPY? Do the people know that billions hinge on their lives? Does SPXL have 33 demons which must be killed to take its power for your own?

jesus christ who gets the money from the trust anyhow SPY has an expense ratio of 0.0945% and market cap of $270B, that's over $250m

>>15184423
State Street
Ticker: STT

>AMD PT RAISED TO STREET-HIGH $44 FROM $43 AT RBC

>>15183246
why

>>15184423
Basically if all 11 of the kids (now ages 27-30) die, SPDR has 20 years to remake the trust and amend the prospectus
SPDR doesn't hold your money, your broker holds the units that were made by the ETF creation/redemption entity

Please I want someone in this thread to read about how ETFs work just once.
I feel like no one in these threads even knows that the central mechanism (creation/redemption) even exists, or how it works. :(

>>15184060
i just went with something similar, might throw something else at it on monday, depending if we have super red or super green weekend shenanigans...

Anyone else see Activision Blizzard stock doubling in value by September? A lot of autists are waiting for WoW classic which comes out later this month.

>>15184512
"no"
But I don't touch video game stocks on principle.

>>15184469
it was supposed to change directions in the blue zone.... fuuuuuck

>>15184572
Unless there's bad news coming which you can't predict right now. The market will test 300 next week. You are actually retarded if you think its safe to short here

>>15184572
but it refused to drop below the triple digit fibb EMA's

and volume is looking ready to pounce for the power 10 minutes

I was wrong that we would close green but we're really fucking close. If you're shorting with SPY puts end them today unless you think somehow the trade war will get worse in the next week. I'm literally expecting trump to say talks are back on and we rally off of nothing. As long as nothing bad happens we're going to rally. Its all manipulated as shit.

>>15184572
Rejected around 2930 but if it overtakes that I think another leg up is in the cards.

this better be the sourest 10 minutes of the market's history.

>>15184482
Please explain it for us. I want to know.

AHHHH HAHA HA HA I GOT OUT WITH PROFITS!!!!!

Good day on the NQ, caught the bottom, chased the price with my stop loss after taking profit targets along the way and got stopped out a few minutes before the close.

>>15184714
So? If you held these into monday you'd be getting butt fucked

>>15184482
So basically ETFs run on blood magic, but that blood magic is totally sustainable as it can be replenished with fresh souls? What if it's reformed with 22 souls instead of 11? Does it become more powerful, or does this dilute the magic? Plz halp, I'm not sure I'm getting the core concept of this.

>>15184747
22 is not a prime number.

>>15184512
No

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .86%, oofers. Ah well, my callies are expiring in the good, I'm big green on the week, once my held positions turn green again I'll be straight rolling in the dough.
Also thanks to niknik for allowing BWL.A to crash. I got 24 shares! 24!
This week we're going to a Romano's in Akron, Ohio! It's a swing state for the election, remember to be on your best behavior.

>>15184776
Ah...so then 23?

>>15184651
>>15184714
so sour that they had to make the autofib smaller

somewhere between apple flavor and watermelon flavor warheads

>>15184808
AUGH WHY DIDN'T THE ROMANOS UPLOAD
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN OVER A YEAR THE IMAGE DIDN'T GO WITH THE TEXT

>>15183821
noob
imagine the meta game and pure gore of deathless battle
we get to see the apex battle of two top tier humans trying to defeat eachother in an absolutely no rules fight with out the pointless loss of life and skill

each battle would be this ultra spectricle where both sides have lost all of their limbs and its just these bloody stumps gnawing at eachother
would be great

>>15184808
>>15184822
Up 2.63% for the day, down 11.27% for the week. Those SQ and DIS call fails really fucked me good. I'm definitely set up to long SPY next week, with only BTC and GLDM as a hedge. Also bought an AMD put spread because I think it's overbought. A fucking P/E of 180? Insane.

>>15184808
>>15184822
got another 66 shares of bowl america for 14.30
we will be beginning the pump soon

Thanks for the cheapies. I'm so glad I bought this instead of AMD.

>>15184822
Akron, home of the Goodyear Mansion and my favorite smokestack

>>15184808
>>15184822
Ehh kind of day, but only one more week until Vegas!

Also Ohio is shitty, shoulda gone to one in Lansing instead (better swing state in every way)

>>15184776
>>15184813
>Not gaussian prime numbers or sexy prime numbers
Disgusting

I sold out of my SPY puts at a significant loss, watch the market tank over the weekend. Just my luck.

>>15184822
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA

>>15184713
>>15184747
https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/investment-products/etf/etf-creation-redemption-video

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/mutualfund/05/062705.asp

>>15184906
>sold an AMD call for $150 (a $20 profit) on wednesday
>same AMD call was worth over $500 yesterday

iktf, but you cant dwell on changing the past, it wont help your future

>Started week with $500
>Ended up with $525

a-am I gonna make it?

who here /mgi/

>>15185012
You will have close to 30,000 in a Year with that rate of return.

>>15183094
Me. I'm not gonna touch that shit for 5 years. Buy dips when i have the cash.

>>15184822
Someone needs a drink

What a great little bread baking we got going here


Aright guys what are we drinking?

>>15185057
Me drinking strawberry milkshake tonight o_o

>>15184914
>https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/investment-products/etf/etf-creation-redemption-video
I don't have time for videos. Can you just give me a quick rundown on the blood magic?

>>15185079
Old Fashioned

Jeff’s bourbon, angostura bitters, sugar cube, maraschino cherry, orange wheel

Thank G-d for Friday

>>15185126
False. Gin and tonic. 40% Bombay Sapphire, 60% Diet Canada Dry Tonic (unironically better as diet) 1/4 lime squeezed in and 1/4 lime resting at the bottom of the glass.

>>15184831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmInkxbvlCs

Ok I got a new strategy. Super excited for this one, should be theoretically stronger than covered call writing. Lemme introduce y‘all to covered call credit spread writing. It‘s the same thing except you buy a far otm call to turn your write into a wide spread. It functions exactly like a covered call (slightly worse premium) on all levels, except if the stock moons you still get to keep the gains and avoid assignment. Or if it moons immediately, you can write the long leg as IV gains and continue on as if you had just written a call normally. Imma start doing this ASAP. Also msft div wednesday so watch for div risk.

I regret not buying AMD.

>>15184822
I didn't see your post because of that and thought you were dead or something.

Today wasn't bad after the initial ER pain. It is the kind of day that makes you think "why am I not just allocated 100% in AMD" though.

>>15185057
long islands, keep em coming

and a side caesar salad with some of the spiciest wings they got (with bluecheese please!)

now then imma go outside to roast a bone before food gets here, and i think my phone is ringing...

>>15184815
i liked the blue warheads

>>15185057
Not drinking tonight. Gotta drive across state to take care of some family dogs this weekend. As soon as I get back I‘ll hammer down a dirty mojito to celebrate msft dividend day.

>>15185057
Scotch neat.

>>15185057

One blood of a sacrificed virgin please.

>>15185116
Its all fun until you have to clean up
That's why only the rich can really do bloodmaj, because they can either leave the mess or have someone else clean it up. ;)

>>15185211
You cracked the code. Good job. Now delete this post before the retail traders read it

>>15185323
>implying retail traders read /biz/
Everyone knows we‘re all from GS, WFC, or JPM.

>>15184856
I'm at 0.00% for the day

>>15185231
I don’t :3

>>15185247
If i wouldve 100% allocated into AMD when i first did id have 2.2 million dollars :(

>>15184914
Type it out in fun meme text sentences <40 words total.

>>15185231
I regret not buying more when it dipped to 28 and cashing 200 shares out at 31 cause I got scared

>>15185337
Wait you guys are all pros?

>>15185211
Let me get this straight. Once it moons, you buy another call still otm, but closer to the write. Then sell the original otm call?

>>15185337
>Everyone knows we‘re all from GS, WFC, or JPM.
That's not true at all. I'm from Blackrock.

>>15185211
I'm not following, so You get 100 shares, write a call, and then use the credit to purchase a further otm call?

>>15185574
lmoa yeah you need at least 100k to get invited. You still have that, right?

>>15185628
>blackrock
I’m sorry.

should have bought the dip with DIS right?

>>15185665
whats the point of the covered call when you could just DOMSCUMM and yolo on the super far OTM call since that's where all your profits are sitting. That way you'll get big returns..

>>15185685
Yes.

>>15185679
Blackrock guys are ok
Kind of nerdy

Blackstone (ticker BX) is where actual chadlords work (me)

Lol which one of you fags is this?

>>15185688
He's just combining DOMSCUMM with his original covered call strategy and pretending it's something new and brilliant

But in the log run, if he's smart it will work out. Once he realizes that the DOMSCUMM part of the strategy is driving his gains, then he can go pure and make some real money

mfw I repeatedly sift through /biz/ but can't find /smg/

>>15185868
save this link boards.4channel.org/biz/catalog#s=smg

>>15185868
>praying for this to be a bait troll post

>>15185885
thank fren

>>15185868
Use the search function in the catalog

>>15185900
>>15185868
so this is the caliber of traders in /smg/

Now that the markets are closed.

Look at the Epstein shit that popped up, democrats shown to have gotten young girl delivered to them. Meanwhile, they said that Trump is innocent. Didn't have sex with a single girl from Epstein's stash.
Can the dems recover?

>>15185918
shhh we sell newfags options contracts and profit off them

>>15185868
me literally put it in OP picute for you

>>15185907
wow I always learn something new everytime I visit /smg/
>>15185918
plz no bully.

NEW

>>15185938
>>15185938
>>15185938
>>15185938

>>15185820
yeah. these losses have a reason. they're gonna transform into great earnings, after they implement fox and disney+ starts being a thing

>>15185934
I appreciate fren. It moves around though,Like say /smg/ is on page 4, by the time i get there someone bumped and its back to page 1.

>>15185963
That's why you use the catalog...
I haven't browsed by page in many years

Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay. Leave if you still can.

>>15186095
the funny part is I have been coming to biz since early 2018 and did not know this things.

>>15186110
This comment gets funnier everytime I read it

I been coming to biz since 1982 and I just found out you can upload an image to your post

>>15183820
...you saying i shouldn't have paid my credit card debt and onstead used it in stock? Am in the US however