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what the fuck you want me to do about it

>>15144474
I'll let you eat my cum out of my sexdoll for 100 LINKies.

me too, almost 5 years

> Mfw I just did 20 minutes ago
> Get laid
> Spend rest of night browsing /biz

Comfy

>>15144474
I eat my girlfriend's pussy every weekend. Fun trick to do when you're eating pussy is to grab both legs, thrust them upwards, and then get your tongue deep in the b-hole (obviously clean, because you're not eating some skanky whore's pussy, right anon?), then go back to suckin on the bean.

Anyways, that's just a neat little trick for you guys to try!

Eating pussy is gay.

>>15144607
And beta as fuck

>>15144607
based

>>15144607
>t. fag

i never eat pussy unless its a legit 8/9 out of 10 thot. i eat ass instead.

>>15144474
Last girl I ate out was a co-worker. It was dark. Spent the next 3 weeks coughing up weird fucking infectious shit every few mins.Realized why she insisted on a condom (that I didnt have, went to eat box as a last ditch effort to let me fuck raw).

You're not missing much bud, all women are whores..

>>15144607
If you'll suck pussy, you'll suck anything

>>15144474
that slut has a hot bod

>>15144663
This

>>15144663
that's fucking disgusting

eating strange pussy is decidedly gay

>>15144663
What the fuck

Been about ten years for me frens. I fucked a prostitute about five years ago, but a wise man once told me you don't eat a prostitute's box. Just gonna keep getting fatter and wasting my money on LINK instead of on attracting bitches.

>>15144474
Sucked on some milkers Saturday night

3 months for me

2 years for me in october. i am finally free from slavery after 1 year of cucking. Now i have 1 year to make it sustainable. then ill think about a woman

>>15144665
this is true, first i ate pussy, now i also suck dick

>>15144474
Holy shit, what a stupid fucking tatoo.

>>15144663
which one is your coworker
I bet the left one

Nobody on this board is getting pussy and that is a fact!

>>15145050
>which one is your coworker

>>15144788
Based boomer
Hold your life force

>>15144663
fucking gross

>>15144474
i do it daily now that i have gf. nothing better in the whole world

>>15144560
gay

tattoo near pussy, slut detected

>>15144663

>>15145101
take that back dude

Eating pussy is for normies, eating ass is for patricians, like Mozart. So are you a normie anon?

>>15145089
Except eating ass and thrusting your fingers in her pussy while getting your dick sucked and balls fondled

Can you imagine being gifted the rare and precious attribute of being a very attractive young lady, literally the most valuable and fleeting quality seeked by man and giving anyone possessing it deep power, and ruining it with retarded ugly tattoos.

>>15144474
Don't feel bad, it's been over a decade for me. Fuck bitches, smoke weed, get money.

>>15144560

That's how you get strep throat you degenerate nonce.

>>15144474
>actually likes eating pussy
Get out cuck boy

>>15144607
Yeah but I had girl break up with me because I wouldn't eat her pussy. So what can you do?

I'm married, haven't eaten pussy in 10 or so years.

>>15144718
>>15145083
>>15145147
I kissed her after so she got chlamydia or whatever in her throat too. Then she got me fired a few days later by claiming sexual harassment when I wasn't near her, on video, at the time of whatever "incident" she told our boss.

I was quitting anyway, so it was a mutual parting like 2 days before I planned to leave...but still, women are whores.

>>15145241
This, never subvert yourself to the pussy

>>15144474
I've only ever eaten Thai hooker pussy. Can't wait to do it again later this year.

the straps on that bikini look like trash bag handles and I fucking hate them

ugly and low quality wtf

>>15144474
Eating pussy is gross, that's why I bought my gf a 'clit sucker' vibrator, best investment of my life tbqh

>>15145264
I can guarantee that's not the only reason why she broke up with you
Moron

>>15144474
I ate pussy a few days ago. My gf came in my mouth and now my throat is sore. Why would you subject yourself to that for anyone you didn't love?

What do I do if I want to go out and meet cute girls?
I don't really drink so I don't know how successful I'll be in bars and the sort

Obviously you don't just eat out some rando just like you don't fuck a rando raw

But you're all seriously low test if you don't like eating cunt. When you're turned on you should have zero inhibitions or you are a faggot

>>15145329
Yeah you might have throat cancer now

Turning 34 in a few days ave Nd I have yet to go on a single date or touch a breast. The last time I kissed/hugged/cuddled with a woman was 16 years ago...

Get on my level, faggots.

>>15144533
Fuck yeah.

>>15144607
False.

If you eat pussy when the girl has been with any more sexual partners than you, you are contracting disease. Latent or active.

>>15144607

Damnit Uncle June pipe down!

>>15145207
true story. I licked this girls pussy and asshole for a solid 10-20 mins and ended up with white shit on my tonsils the next morning

>>15145273
fucking incel. eating pussy is good fun, there is nothing wrong with doing so, remaining dominant is easy by stopping when you like and giving her that throbbing cock that you got from eating said pussy.

>>15144607

This...

I refuse to believe there are straight men that enjoy that disgusting fish-smelling slit.

I've only ever eaten the gfs beaver to get her wet and prepare her for penetration with my spear.

>>15145333
>low test if you don't like eating cunt
wasted cuck trips
imagine willingly sloshing your mouth around a gooey, disease-filled orifice with thousands of known and unknown bacteria/viruses and other organisms just so you could brag to other cucks about how cucked you are
top fucking jej m8

Are you supposed to stick your tongue up the vagina or just fuck with their micro penis

>>15145366

I ate a lot of women out in my life. Sadly i bet i have that throat cancer stuff lurking. Can I still get the gardisil shot and prevent that shit?

>>15145401
depends on the girl
they all like different combinations of things
what do YOU like to do? do what feels right

>>15145407
the absolute state..

>>15145395
Human beings are inherently disgusting. We aren't sterile robots, we are animals. Embrace your primal nature.

>>15145401
bags of salty milk, my friend

>>15144474
Sucks to be you I guess. Get a wife, then you can eat pussy almost every day

>>15145401
They say to focus on the clit, but to be gentle to start because they’re sensitive.

>>15145392
>gfs beaver
>penetration with my spear

You have only seen digital versions of naked women. Possibly only drawn.

>>15145415

Also some women don't like receiving it. My wife doesn't like it. She will blow me and we fuck but she doesn't want me giving her oral. Fucking women.

>>15145433
my best friend doesn't like having his dick sucked

I know this because his girlfriends always ask me if that's true when he tells them or if they're just fucking up.

>>15145276
That's like sucking dick from 5 continents all at once

>>15145207
That's because you're sleeping with disgusting britslags that don't wash their fucking teeth, let alone their pussies and assholes, and hygiene is literally reserved for the Royalty on your disgusting inbred island

>>15144560
Great way to give her a yeast infection

>>15145329
You have throat cancers. Women have HPV and if you get that in your throat you will die early.

>>15145469
>and hygiene is literally reserved for the Royalty
.... Kek, you got me good.
t. Unwashed brit

>>15145392
Only one girl in my life has ever tasted good, the rest were disgusting. I think some people marry a woman that tastes good and get convinced that's normal when it's really, really not. Weird thing is the chick who tasted good was a total ho, I'm talking ENORMOUS titty redhead without being fat and a huge nerd yet punk rock/dive bar fan. Probably hundreds of dudes. It really is genetic, you're trash or you're not.

>>15145450

Now that is crazy. Getting your dick sucked is on par with vaginal sex.

>>15144607
Underrated.

>>15145392
this looks like the last picture taken before her murder

>>15145318
don't be rude ass. Eating pussy is fastest way to make her orgasm.

>>15145380
I ate a hooker out, dumb move I know. Probably 3 months later I got strep and went through 3 rounds of antibiotics over the course of 4-6 months to try and kill it. The whole time I felt tired and beat down. Finally the ENT took my tonsils out which cured it, he said they were the most swollen he’s ever seen in his 40 year career.

FYI this is the first, and last hooker I’ll ever get with.

>>15145460
I remember one hooker trying to convince me not to go down on her because it might taste funny. Maybe she was trying to warn me because another dude came in her earlier in the day.
I cringe whenever I think about that session. No regrets on the others.
>>15145628
Pussy

>>15145425
>Embrace your primal nature
no i rather like walking upright and not mingling with other dirty humans

It's been 3 weeks for me, my wife has a perfect beautiful innie that I could eat for hours (tongue fatigue hits after 30 mins btw) but she's not always in the mood for that.
She still has to blow me if she wants me to fuck her anyways

>>15145392
>criticizes people for eating pussy
>admits to eating pussy
Ok

>>15145330
biz plz

she deserving pussy licking

>>15145395
>>15145675
spoken like somebody that masturbates too much and has never had total brain-turn-off sex where you're too horny to even think straight, aka you've never had good sex and I can guarantee with 99.9% accuracy you've never made a girl cum

you sound like a virgin, and also a faggot. This whole "Ew, pussy is DISGUSTING" meme being disguised by your queers as "manly" is hilariously gay

>>15144474
Heh I was just thinking about this the other day. Eating a nice clean shaven white snatch.

>>15144560
Rookie. Put your finger in her butt and tell her your are going to fuck her ass while she fingers it. Then make her call you daddy.

>>15145349
>>15145479
I chase a cough drop with a cup of tea and it's gone. Get fucked, incels.

>>15145799
These are inbreds who feed on sewer thots. Of course they think its nasty. Bitches eating mcdonalds and twinkies and bros think the pussy taste is "genetics".

>>15145193
please stop smoking weed it's bad for you

>>15145799
I’m not that anon but fugg that describes me. I was always shit at sex because I couldn’t let go of having moobs so I always thought of it, and would come usually after a minute or so

My fundamental confidence in life is shaky if not broken due to my past sexual failures and inadequacy. How does it personally feel to be a guy that can please women? That’s really all I want out of life. To enjoy and have good sex.

>>15145799
i used to post pictures of me and my ex on several boards here, definitely not a virgin
i ate her pussy once, and never again because bodily fluids, especially of that texture, are gross
>you never had total brain-turn off sex
because i'm not a faggot normie with no intellect my brain doesn't "turn off" while fucking, i'm still aware of the transfer of bodily fluids
"muh primal urges"
braindead faggot ngmi

>>15145902
Fucking get your ass in shape and you will be confident. It is literally that easy anon

>>15145929
>oh yes dear it feels so good to transfer bodily fluids with you
Stop thinking that thinking during sex makes you superior faggot

>>15145929
>i used to post pictures of me and my ex on several boards here, definitely not a virgin
This board is 18+ nerd.

>>15145077
Oh boy. Big brains of sarcasm now. One day, in the distant future, all language and memes will be Janus in nature and we might finally be at peace or total war with total misunderstanding.

>>15144474
22 years

>>15145955
>Stop thinking that thinking during sex makes you superior faggot
i never said it did faggot
do you even know where you are? do you not realize that most of us are autistic and certain stimuli is distressing? bodily fluids are gross, especially when they've been in contact with the air long enough to be cold and still gooey
fucking disgusting fuck off

>>15145973
>this board is 18+
so see yourself out

>>15146008
>bodily fluids are gross, especially when they've been in contact with the air long enough to be cold and still gooey
Idk man it sounds like you are doing something wrong to me

>>15145356
Based.

>>15146006

>>15145356

I hope some of you guys make it to have good sex one day. This reads like a ton of people having sex and not knowing what their doing. Treating sex like driving a manual car in 5 lane traffic up hill. I'll pray for you anons

>>15146047
people are disgusting, 3D is PD, but you'd know that if you weren't a normalfaggot newfag tourist

>>15145356
im 26 and havent seen pussy since i came out of the womb basically. kissless holdhandless dateless virgin for 26 years here

your move poindexter

You know you guys can just lick the clit. Not sure why guys are toungin the holen gettin hhonorrea

>>15145270
>fake
>gay

pussy always stink

>>15146099
I'm a 10 year veteran at this point anon, but I learned to let go when I fuck, and I like to lick the box. To each his own i guess. Maybe have a couple drinks first next time, help get you out of your head

>>15145450
he likely has only had shitty blowjobs. Once you get a good blowjob, you realize how amazing they can be

Actually eating pussy
Ishygddt

Fuck your women you faggots.

>>15146109
Well, you win.

>>15144607
never had the makings of a varsity pussy eater

this new burger meme of 'eating pussy is beta' is so fucking cringe

>>15144474
Why is it white people want to kill all the Indians then they want to *be* the Indian? What the fuck is wrong with you all?

>>15144607
They feared him because he spoke the truth

>>15145729
What type of horse is that?

>>15144663

>>15146336
Is the tattoo suppose to ward off evil STDs?

>>15146336
she's a coalburner, they do stuff like that

>>15146420
It’s symbolic of her dead grandma who was part Cherokee.

>>15144474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbI3W1Aya0

>>15146306
that's undermining

>>15146420
Nice joke kid heh

>>15146436
>part Cherokee
If I had 0.00000001 BTC for every honky that claimed to be """part Cherokee""" the blockchain wouldn't be able to hold them all. How come it's never some fuck tribe like Shitfoot or Stinkbull? It's always a cool tribe like Cherokee or Blackfoot or some shit. Rhetorical question. The answer is it is BULLSHIT. A fucking lie. A fantasy.
Why? Another rhetorical question. Imagine being a race that conquered the world yet is so deeply ashamed of itself.

Been nearly 7 years since I've been with a girl and about 8.5 years since I've tried my only attempt at eating a girl out. Informed I was terrible, so she prepared herself with her finger.

Was reading that spelling out the alphabet with your tongue is a god idea. Any other advice anons?

>>15146336
Keep crying stupid redskin. You only exist because you are nigger anti-white attack dogs of the Jew under their protection.

>>15145392
dud, you have to be with a lot of girls to know there are some with nice pussies and smell spectacularly sensual that cause you to boner inmediatly

>>15146474
Yeah, thats the joke. Fuckin’ fedora tipper.

>>15146489
>>15146504
>Keep crying stupid redskin. You only exist because you are nigger anti-white attack dogs of the Jew under their protection.
No, you don't understand. I think white people are a great and dignified race. It boggles my mind that so many of you do these things when your own culture is so rich and ancient. I know it's some bizarre form of virtue signaling but the ironic thing is the only people who recognize this false """virtue""" is other whites. The rest of us smile and nod then look at each other like "wtf".

>>15146486
>Been nearly 7 years since I've been with a girl
I initially read this as "since I've *been* a girl" and didn't even bat an eye. Been here too long.

>>15146543
One of us, one of us.

>>15145479
>>15145349
>>15145329
This is what happened to Bruce Dickinson, though he survived the cancer. Apparently he was into eating the pussies of his fangirls.

>>15146543
Oh it happens, no big deal. Being here for too long has warped my perceptions. Recently talked to a girl IRL who I suspected used to be a man, but further investigation says nope.

>>15146583
Gooble Gobble!

https://youtu.be/9C4uTEEOJlM

I’m going to die a virgin.

:)

>>15146474
>Imagine being a race that conquered the world yet is so deeply ashamed of itself.

relax big guy, give it another 10 years and shit will probably be so fucked that we'll give it another go just for laughs

>>15144607
eating pussy is literally gayer than sucking mtf penis, as long as you don't swallow her cum

>>15145330
>>15145720
Well I would've said chug half a bottle of gin and just go to a trance/edm party, the more underground and niche the better. So long as you're moderately good looking, have some sense of rhythm, and can stomach ungodly amounts of liquor, you'd be gucci. Also depends on your age. That's my answer to a hedonist who knows what he wants in life.

If you're some kind of unholy faggot that want a relationship with a human woman where you both have to compromise and take the bad with the good, and be there for each other to develop something meaningful, like fucking gays or some shit, then locate what your passions are, and where in your local you could meet people with the same interests. You may get a girl, or you may get friends, either way you win. But lemme ask you this, does a reliable, trustworthy person who loves you for who you are really offset the fact that that is literally the softest shit in the world, like you might as well get bumfucked on the daily kinda soft?

>>15145356
>>15146109
Jesus fucking Christ. Take some pointers, anon.

>>15145628
>>15145276
The absolute state of /biz kek

>>15145799
checked and based
But eating ass > eating pussy, cause you could finger while eating ass but not the other way round.

>>15146008
>bodily fluids are gross
>implying the transfer and sensation, taste and smell of said fluids isn't actually the best part about going down on a girl after hearing her glass shattering, earth trembling moans and shrieks
Fucking normie

>to be cold and still gooey
Now that, I'll give you that. Best sex is hot, sweaty, drunk fucking sex where all bodily fluids are thinned out and mixed with sweat either way and everything just feels hazy and even dreamy at times.

>>15146759
Unbased low tier narcissist unattached might as well be virgin tier advice

>>15146772
What's your grand advice anon? Turn a bi and go on Grinder?

>>15145628
You got Mono mate then had all that shit happen because your immune system was taxed to 3x capacity.
>>15145655
Checked

I havent gotten laid since 2013 but I also dont try. Most women are boring as shit and to be honest Id prefer to get rich then laid. They are idle past times at best.

>>15146728
Based WH poster

Last night I ate out the 8/10 girl I've been seeing for the past 1-2 months. After she came the second time I got up and fucked her from behind, and she came again. When we both finished and laid down she immediately snuggled against my shoulder and said, "You can have sex with me whenever you want" and "I wanna have sex with you forever."

Learn how to eat puss, fellas. Nothing more dominating and empowering than taking complete control of her body and mind during sex. If you do it right she will worship you and lust for your dick.

>t. ex-skinnyfat virgin who played Vanilla WoW 8+hrs/day in High School

We're all gonna make it brahs

>>15146759
>Le epic nihilist hedonism xD

Beyond shit tier philosophy

>>15146885
>Learn how to eat puss, fellas
how long have you been pretending to be heterorsexual?

>>15146819
>tfw you see a pic of your insta-famous cosplayer neighbor doing lewd shit in the really, really nice park down the road on a phoenician mercantile data compiling website
thats an interesting feeling. i bought a pickup from her once. she got famous for her Morrigan stuff though, legit good at costuming, gotta give her that

>>15146905
Nobody cares.

>>15146981
;_;

>>15146893
>hedonist who knows what he wants in life
>nihilist
Fuck off faggot, get /lit/erate then chat about philosophy. What I described was the definition of Absurdism, a school of thought pioneered by literally the most chad philosopher in the 20th century. And there's a distiction between chasing carnal pleasures in your 20s and still being a womanising, Picasso-tier cunt will past your 40s. Sex is fucking fun, and sex with a new hot body is literally one of the most joyful experiences in youth.

Also, just have sex, this is the most appropriate advice I can give you unironically. Or neck yourself.

>>15146904
kek

>>15146981
Don’t b sad, fren. I’m killing myself at the end of the month, you still have things to live for.

>>15147012
You are far less intelligent than you perceive yourself to be. Your swearing and vulgarity does not add to your philosophical views, or your cringe tier Wikipedia description nobody gives a fuck about. Just stop, you sound like a 13 year old who just figured out how to curse.
>You can be a hedonist but not a nihilist
Literally impossible. The pursuit of maximum possible pleasure was conceived by early nihilist philosophers, and is impossible in combination with any belief of the metaphysical or primordial logos. Unless you're gonna tell me you're a godly man? kek

>>15146905
Small world, interesting. Was mindfucked when someone randomly posted my ex a while back. Do you live in a high income neighborhood considering E thots are super wealthy?

>>15147073
>You are far less intelligent than you perceive yourself to be
No u
>Your swearing and vulgarity does not add to your philosophical views
kek
>Just stop, you sound like a 13 year old who just figured out how to curse
Have sex, incel faggot cunt

>The pursuit of maximum possible pleasure was conceived by early nihilist philosophers, and is impossible in combination with any belief of the metaphysical or primordial logos
Holy fucking kek, literal pseud cringe. You know hedonism existed way back with the Romans right? And probably before that too. For you to place your own ill-conceived cap and definition on an all-too-vague and still debated ideology with many schools of thought and implementations is literally the dumbest shit ever. Don't have sex, don't spread your genes, kill yourself, soon as you could.

>>15146543
I unironically see words that aren’t there and misread shit on the shithole constantly. As the other anon said, one of us one of us

>>15147145
I’m still here, dick butt. My mom cries because she doesn’t have any grandchildren.

>>15147162
Fingerbang her

>>15144607
lel whatever you say Junior

You aren’t the only one. That applies to everyone on /biz/ including the jannies. No wonder this thread is still up

GOD DAMN. Haven't had sex in about 8 months now.. Havent had sex with my ex in over a year who was great sex. God she had the best pussy, it was like fucking crack. A white trash slut with thick thighs, but not too thick. Got her into squatting and her ass was awesome, god I miss it so much. FUCK!!!!!!!! I would still be with her if I wasn't such a retarded ass at the time. It took that relationship to really learn about girls.

>>15147135
Dude please stop. Too much cringe