/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15099597
Thomas who?

>>15099603
Can't dodge

>>15099597
who is on right now

>>15099603
Absolute unit Hodges

alright gentlemen let's take a seat
the buffet ,complimentary cocain and hookers are on your right if you need anything just ring the bell and a jannie will take care of all your needs
thank you and enjoy the night

>>15099597
Fucking based thanks op you are a legend

be ready to sell when thomas comes to stage! market sell those stinkies right away!

WE ARE MAKING IT FUCK THE FUD

Let's do this Link Marines!

Bumping. Thanks for this anon.

First for dubs, link $10 EOD.

>>15099672
The hat is the biggest sell signal I ever seen

>>15099597
Cut out

>>15099659
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT LIKE NEXT MONTH

>>15099706

He'll go live again soon

HE STOPPED STREAMING WTF DID SERGEY EXIT SCAM AFTER ALL

STREAM IS DOWN STREAM IS DOWN WTF

REEEEEEEEEE THE STREAM WENT DOWN WTF IS GOING ON

>>15099717
>>15099718
IT IS FUCKING OVER NOT A DRILL SELL EVERYTHING STREAM IS DOWN

>>15099672
>image
NO!

I only have 2k linkies, I am ready to buy if it dumps, if it does not dump somehow then I will be content as well.

>>15099717
>>15099718
>>15099734
Oh, he just made a new stream so that we wouldn't have to scan a big ass file. Based ADL
https://www.pscp.tv/adamdavidlong/1yoKMEZeqDpKQ

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1yoKMEZeqDpKQ

back up

>Thomas stumbles on stage
>Recites Sergey's infamous fundamentally speech
>Announces a partnership with a literal who (Think Quark, STP)
>Thomas stumbles off stage
>Team dumps two 700k batches
>Link trades sideways at $2.02 for two more years

>>15099694
>>15099743
We are Link Marines and we are never ever gonna sell!!!

;)

9 streams failed already what is this shit

New link
https://www.pscp.tv/w/cBXrwzczMTE1Mjh8MXlvS01FWmVxRHBLUa9EzlLDhBcOO9kscHasNQhW0NZBsrENdxcwzA1jadXk

>>15099597
Oh would you look at that. After a whole month of pajeet shilling about Trufflecon, it only resulted in a 20% dead cat bounce and is now dumping DURING the presentation. absolutely lmao at the absolute state of stinktards

>>15099694
You obviously weren't around in 2017, Edgelord

Prepare your anuses, we're going to have a huge red dildo.

>>15099672
Holy shit I cringed so hard when I saw that Pic. How many stinkies you got pajeet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-fUp3jN7Yc

LinkMarine since 2015 here.
I am never selling.
I will be buried with my Chainlink® tokens.

>>15099808
probably

>>15099777
Checked. Also the presentation hasn't started. WTF are you on?

Kek imagine he was in the wrong room

>>15099809

>>15099808
I don't care.
Chainlink is Life
Chainlink > Fiat "Money"
Chainlink > Breastmilk

some of the hottest e-girls shill chainlink. for example, brittany valenti, my favorite! :)

>>15099777
>dumping
Huh? I don't see it, looks stable on Binance.

Also nice digits.

>>15099817
Immortalized on the Ripple Blockchain:
https://www.cripple.biz/viewFile/76B8A7DEE2CE351AFFBB426B227B159ECCF7A0C7FE4D7BAB10344D41B251CBFC-48990397

>>15099672
dude holy cringe...why does it look so messed up? please dont do this shit

>>15099817
Hands down one of the greatest chainlink memes to date.

>>15099809
that's a rupee from legend of zelda, and a knockoff majora's mask shirt

>>15099597
thanks

Sergey will push Thomas off the stage and announce that they have bought Microsoft. The Singularity is upon us. Cap this

>>15099830
ooooh no a white offspring bro that's so cringe amirite

faggot

someone at trufflecon needs to stop vaping

>>15099887
Yes, not very american of him.

So roughly 400-500 link biz holders i reckon?

FOR FUCKS SAKE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

well it's fucking nothing

SELL SELL SELL

Did the stream stop or what?

>>15099597
SOMEONE GIVE THE FUCKING LINK YOU FUCKTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STREAM ENDED

>>15099887
Your entire twitter page is a cringe fest.

>>15099887
Learn to speak english, you useless fucking nigger. There is a reason that Kek denied you those trips

Adam Long "Dong" get your shit together

Thomas just announced there is a fatal flaw in the code. Get out now while you can.

whos that cute twink setting things up?
go fuck him

WHERE IS STREAMMMMMMM

>>15099908
That's not him, nigger

>>15099913
>>15099914
>>15099899
have sex

Stream shit the bed. WHAT THE FUCK ADAM

1k eoy

>>15099929
Ok. Lube up your butt

>>15099830
These fucking hospital births crack me up. They treat birth like its a fucking biohazard remediation. My wife and I did two home births. We hung out by the fire while she labored. Had a midwife hanging around, who got more involved in the last hour and the baby popped healthy as an ox.

>No packing for hospital, no hospital bills, no forced circumcision or c-section, no discharge paper work, no social securitynumber until I feel like it

>>15099838
>>15099855
we're gonna make it frens

>>15099903
>>15099907
>>15099908
>>15099909
not gonna make it with that attitude

https://www.pscp.tv/adamdavidlong/1PlJQLpZXBZGE
here it is

ITS BACK UP I SEE THOMAS

>>15099933
Adam just trolled the shit outta /biz/. Truly brilliant

SELL THE NEWS LMAO
IT'S MOONING DOWNWARDS ALREADY

New link:

https://twitter.com/adamdavidlong/status/1157760338223218688

>>15099908
holy fuck you FUD retards dont even know

fucking lol at how link lost all of its gains today. and the hype towards trufflecon lasted all of july kek

>>15099597

I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW: LINK IS GOING TO BE $77.77 at the EOY. HATERS CAN EAT A DICK

>>15099939
What about vaccinations?

NONE OF THE LINKS WORK WTFFFFFFFF

ADAM'S A FUCKING SAINT

what am I even looking at

>>15099943

Thank you freeeen

>>15099955
ALL THANKS TO SERG THE SPERG WHO MARKET SELLS 700K DAILY

>>15099939
Was the baby black?

THEY ARE PARTNERING WITH WHITE SCREEN OMG

>>15099958
When I feel like it. There are about 6 vaccinations that are worth it. Rubella vaccine is more likely to have a lasting consequence than rubella itself.

By the way link EOY 77.77

~500 biz linkmarines out there

US MARINE HODGE

IT'S OVER SERGEY HIMSELF SAID TO SELL, PARTY IS OVER. I REPEAT PARTY IS OVER!

>>15099960
use the original link from OP.

Is the real deal now on stage?

you guys are so dumb

>>15099951
Good. Nothing will be announced here.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!??!

>>15099939
Yeah and if something would have gone wrong your baby would have died because of the lack of trained medical professionals and equipment to help in an emergency situation. You are a next level Faggot.
>Hurr durr nothing went wrong so I am smart for this
You have a fire crew on the sidelines of a F1 Race for the .01% chance of shit hitting the fan, not because it is a day to day activity.

This isn't facebook, go take your retardation elsewhere.

FOR FUCK SAKE

did you forget about 2017? buy the rumors sell the news

>>15099990
LINK EOY 77.77

GET ON THE FUkcING STREAM ITS HAPPENIGN

700 linkmarines and skyrocketing. kek at people this project is still under the dare, its 100% mainstream now

How can 1 man be so based

I GOT BANNED IN THE CHAT WTF

SAME FUCKING SPEECH AHAHAHAHAHA

"traditional payments"in the title hmmm isnt that new?

SELL SELL SELL

>>15099943
TYTYTYTY

NO NO NO NO NO

>>15100016

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO LINKIES ON SUICIDE WATCH LIKE ALWAYS

>We're going to describe what Chainlink is, then do a truffle demo then end with questions
Nothingburger

>missed both
>>15099999
>>15000000

>>15100016
Anyone on biz could probably do the presentation without any preparation at this point

>>15099597
>>15099999
>>15100000

lmao. looks so fucking startup -tier. already sold this shit. 20yr old kid speaking hahahah this is so infant state.

anyone got my car keys to my Dodge?

>>15099597
Saturn cult confirmed

IT KEEPS GOING DOWN BIZBROS

same fucking presentation thomas used at eth denver lmfaoooo

>>15100033
wtf did you expect? We've known this for weeks since there has been a summary of what he'd talk about on the Trufflecon website.

>>15099597
>>15099597

>>15100000
>>15100000

AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15099998
>>15100001
JUST
KEK IS NOT WITH US
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>15100054
IM NOT YOUR BRO, PAL

>no groid cartoon people
confirmed for 1488 based

>>15100058
Post your stop loss or shut the fuck up

DETECTIVE ANON SAFE THE DAY
>>15062117

damn swingers always win, fuck this

he's spitting the spaghetti

OH NO NON ON O

>>15099913
"Your entire twitter page is a cringe fest." he laughed to himself, taking another swig of his beer, but he accidentally grabbed one of the many empty ones on his desk that had been used as an ashtray. Between his laughing and choking, he kicked his legs up against the underside of his desk, spilling beer all over himself. "at least I'm wearing lots of deodorant" he thought to himself.

All that mattered to him in that moment was insulting anons to hide the fact that his feelings were hurt over his rupee-chainlink hat.

He looked at Yang over his beer and thought "damn. I fucking love yang gang's social credit system."

it froze

hahahaha everyone is leaving the stream. went from 700 viewers to 640

IT FROZE

>>15100077
Why would I place a stop loss when I am a buy and hold kind of guy? Swinging is for neckbeards. But anyone who thought this was going to be some big deal event is low IQ af.

LINK is the new 2 USD stablecoin

>>15100101
because it crashed

STREAM ENDED AGAIN
FUCK THIS FAGGOT

Where's the stream :((((

>>15100103
>>15100097
periscope is accumulating

Fucking burgers and their shitty connections

>>15100111
it was before it crashed. once the 'questions' slide came up everyone bailed

WHAT HAPPENED SHIT

this is most bullshit ive ever seen,


looks so amateur, like school project, 20yr old guy with vibrating voice tells something about "c-chain l-link"

reminds me of those pitching things where startup teams pitch their new ideas to investors.

thanks just sold

he was going to announce the microsoft partnership

https://twitter.com/adamdavidlong/status/1157763271484563460

>>15100101
I see 1.2k viewers

ADAM FUCK YOU ADAM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WHY DID YOU END THE LINK STREAM MIDWAY FUCK YOU

(((Adam David Long)))

>>15100133
you're making shit up. it currently at 300

thx just sold 700k

Oh no no no no no technical failure ABORT ABORT

>>15099623
AUH

>>15100094
Trying too hard there. Embarrasing

i maybe financially ruined but i still have asmr darling to whisper in my ear

https://www.pscp.tv/adamdavidlong/1rmxPeknenMKN
LIVE

>>15100163
based

>>15100144
>>15100165
>>15100167

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1DXGyNvranvJM

watch for the incoming chainlink fork after that faggot asked to see the code

SELL!!!

>>15100163
asmr
darling
fu
fu
fu

Stream up for then 5 minutes pwease?

He's using promises instead async/await. fuck this shit

>>15100191
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1DXGyNvranvJM

>>15100163
kys

>>15100204

FUCK YOU LEAVE HER ALONE SHE MAKES ME TINGLY INSIDE

Oh look, another absolute waste of a day with nothing happening. Linkies never learn, bullshit scenario after bullshit scenario. No product, no revenue (other than market dumping LINK), nothing. Yet you’re always waiting for something that’s never going to come. You missed Bitcoin, you missed Ethereum, there is no third train.

>>15100005
>700 people globally
>mainstream

LMAO

this is literally shit. why i believe you guys.

shy boy with shivering voice pitching about "c-chain l-link"

can anyone else tell that thommas is a chronic masturbater just by the sound of his voice

So am I going to be rich or what?

>>15100216
This is more like a technical presentation, no big announcements here.

But is very good to see that team is making progress

Try moon3d and get good profit

swingers 452
holders 0

fuck it all

Anyone understand what the fuck he's talking about?

When is he going to make the Microsoft announcement?

we're hitting 2.35 by the end of this

>>15100225
you? no

>>15100237
it's nothing that interesting just using javascript to do what you would normally do on remix.ethereum.org.

Thomas the Hedgehog

How many of you retards are actually following all this?

Still just grabbing price of Ethereum... dump it

>>15100237
>When is he going to make the Microsoft announcement?
never because chainlink never makes announcements

>>15099939
Based

When does bill join him on stage!?

Funny how he is demoing what request was supposed to do

someone ask about microsoft partnership

>>15100265
it's actually a very good use case. you could check the price of the oil and execute a contract based on that

>>15099957
Checked

literal nothing burger

>literally demonstrating in real time that chainlink has a working product that does what it says it does
and you are all complaining?

>>15100131
SELL LINK BUY REQUEST

>>15100299
I'm not :)

JUST A MEDIANIZER. The fud was right.

can someone give me a quick rundown?

seems like a nothingburger or failure from all posts

this aggro clown in the audience is trying to stump thomas but he's getting absolutely rekt

Service agreement

Thomas is doing well in the Q&A.

>>15100280
Oil traders are doing just fine. Nobody asked for or wants Chainlink or ‘smart contracts’, they’re buzzwords for gullible numale tech journalism reading peasants like you.

>>15100316

little joey can't dodge the hodge!

>>15100299
I'm too busy playing with my throbbing erection

that bimbo wants the hodge

>>15100308
service agreements will make or break link

fucking roastie with the normie tier questions

>>15100337
CAN'T DODGE THE HODGE

>12T Value
what did he mean by this

>>15100335
people was doing good before the internet too, but if you look the past right now they look pathetic

>>15099834
I am in chainlink primarily for the breastmilk. I will collect a harem of virgin women(18+ you creeps, I only want the rare stuff) and put them on specialized diet and training regimen.
Then comes the drug regimen. About six months of taking combined estro/progesto birth control, whichever has the meemiest name or Yaz if nothing stands out. No placebo, just taking the active pills every day. In addition they will take domperidone and reglan. At the six month mark the birth control will be abruptly stopped while the domperidone is continued and they will start to pump. Eventually they will be producing 2L milk per day, gradually work up to 3L. This is typically the limits I've seen so beyond is my science experiment and we will have a battle of the tittest. Bottom 50% are cut from the program and we will start mixing it up with drugs, diet, etc. I continue to cut. Finally I am left with the triumphant tiddie trio who become my partners. They will remain virgins and exist solely to provide milk, at least a gallon per day each. What I don't use is made into soap, ice cream, cheese, or something elaborate like milk baths. No donating.
On mobile or I'd post sfw ginger titcow

The QnA seem good so far. I know some of these words.

>>15100315
shy young boy with shivering voice pirching about "c-c-chain l-link"

stream disconnects all the time

like 600 viewers maximum

looks like hes pitching to empty school gymnast


amateur shit.

wen link acquire google

>>15100351
if no Microsoft, hope he gets Hodgekinsen's disease and die

Thomas Hodge needs to do more presentations. He's a good speaker.

>>15099672
SELL EVERYTHING!!! FFFUUUCCCKKK YYYOOOUUU AAANNNOOONNN!!! PROJECT OVER I REPEAT PROJECT OVER

>off chain payments
SELL SELL SELL

ADAM SHUT UP YOU'RE ASKING A STUPID QUESTION

>>15100368
This is what being early looks like
>very early

holy shit is that Adam talking about TEE/SGX?

I'm getting ICX, OMG, QTUM vibes

see you at sub dollar, i'll maybe buy some then.

Thomas Hodge making that fuddster in the audience his bitch with every single answer he gives.

did thomas basically imply chainlink may not even use TEEs?

>>15100390
>>15100394
Adam is certainly a iExec shill

>>15099672
>LINK MARINE
>a chinlet, androgynous asian
10/10 all makes sense

You wonder why does the Hodge pronounce "Query" as "Curry" it's because he only eats Indian food when he's doing roadshows.

Sergey and his Macs
Hodge and the Curry

As it should be.

>>15100405
unironically answers all of his questions

>>15100409
it doesn't have to. some nodes can use it, some not.

looking good @livsingh_
How much link for a lap dance?

Based Thomas slaying fudders in the qna.

Thomas the dragon slayer

>>15100409
no
he said that the node holder decides

wow most abrupt ending ever

Wow LINK is finished

THANKS ADAM LONG DONG
You're a hero.

WOW LINK REALLY IS A SCAM HAHAHAHAH

Enigma is so much further ahead.

>>15100443
he said he was over time

market sold all, good luck guys

Dump eet.

Something so comfy about listening to the Hodge Dodge. Serious making it vibes

>>15100452
this

enigma chads won again

link went from +25% on the day to -5% lmfao

It's about to dump and I'm not selling. I feel like an idiot

>>15099830
There's gonna be a surge of babies named Sergey. If we ever have sex.

He spoke really well. Pretty great how's he just an integration engineer.

based nothingburger merchants

NOSEDIVE

LINK faggots on realy suicide watch atm.

even XRP did retrace 10x and it still has worldwide teams and 300million dollar budget

what would yo u expect for few men startup team coin to do??? rise forever after 400% of surge within a year? you are very delusional.

no coin has risen forever without any retraces like 2x-10x, not even bitcoin.

>>15100504
>seething

>>15100381
What's wrong, fellow Link Marine? You don't like my hat?
Remember WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER AND WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT!!

HUU RAHH

>>15100001
>>15100000
>>14999999

It is not dumping, that is weird. Anncoucement incoming,

>>15100527
YOURE A MANIAC

>>15100531
Oh its dumping allright. Dumping money into my bank account.

>>15100356
>it’s anorher ‘Chainlink is the internet’ post

So valuable no venture capital could afford to fund it so they turned to NEET ICOs LMAO.

is it over already???
where is a working live stream?

>>15100452
>>15100466
Enigma bent the knee months ago lmao.
https://medium.com/paradigm-fund/enigma-tokens-distribution-empowering-chain-link-smart-oracles-and-more-at-ama-session-54b0d61f2fad

>>15100531
>up 25% on the day a few hours ago
>now down 3% on the day

not dumping

>>15100531
>It is not dumping, that is weird.

i guess it helps that the livestream wasnt so easy to find, also google, oracle etc already announced and this was a big hint towards microsoft in the future.

>>15100586

*wouldn't be surprised if it bleeds out until september though

>>15100583
Learn to read charts, fucking lol.

>>15100504
I can name everyone in the link team from memory and tell you their job. Who can you name from XRP? The bald autistic guy and the wannab Davos dude. That's it. They probably don't even have engineers.

>>15100598
learn to learn your brain, you imbecile. it's already dumped 10% from the high today

>>15100586
Was there some product placement as knock knock insider hinted?

Just cashed out into XRP before this shit nukes to 19000sat

Eric Holder lied and Paul Walker died.

>>15100622
It's up on the day you tard.
Link was under 2.4 twenty-four hours ago.

>>15100527
LINK holder rebbitor cringe. I bet you got a cute ass you little twink.

>>15100583
DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW 24H GAINS WORK YOU FUCKING MONG

GO UP 25%
WAIT 24 HOURS
GO DOWN 3%
NOW YOU'RE DOWN 3% ON THE DAILY

I KNOW I'M GETTING BAITED BUT FUCK YOU ARE RETARDED

>>15100624

>>15100656
you're retarded you said that we're dumping but we're not we're pumping we're not dumping we're pumping we're not dumping we'rer'er'wer'ewe're'wer'

>>15100668
thats not shopped, right?

>>15100656
>NOW YOU'RE DOWN 3% ON THE DAILY
Link was under 2.4 twenty-four hours ago.
And it's exactly midnight where I am right now.

>>15100677
No the red lines are real

>>15100601
dont compare your shitty startup iniversity project team to legit businessmen. go and check ripple team for yourself, it has offices all around the world.

oh and does your ERC20 got customers from banks and/or governments? any institutional investors? top3? i dont think so. fuckk of delusional fortnite autist

>>15100689
>Oracle is a literally who
what?

Where the fuck is the stream

>>15100689
I'll take that as a NO hahahaha

>>15100601
>Ripple
>”probably don’t even have engineers”

Silicon Valley tech company with 400 employees and no engineers? This isn’t Chainlink we’re talking about, pic related is a few of the XRPL devs. Grown men with solid backgrounds in software engineering, cryptography and tech in general.

>>15100689
>derisking
Also its not erc20 dipshit. Terrible bait but I replied anyway.

>>15100788
their height is descending
like the price

>>15100788
I would bet my left nut that second guy on left browses 4chin on a regular basis

>>15100823
David Schwartz has definitely at least browsed once to see what the commotion was about. Maybe even lurks in /g/‘s programming generals.

>>15100859

didnt he post in one of the /Cripple Ripple/ threads?

>>15100624
AWS on thomas google homepage.

>>15099995
You have no power here, hook-nosed satanspawn.

>>15100475
If we ever have sex...

Lmao

>>15099955
There was barely any hype for trufflecon to begin with because few people actually thought anything was going to happen there. Surprised that it pumped

I'M SELLING ALL OF MY CHAINLINK!

>>15100687
Lmao

>>15099939
it's good when it's good, but you don't have docs there for routine shit, you have them there for when shit hits the fan. ANd it hits the fan, a lot.

WHy do you think infant mortality rates have dropped through the basement in the last century? Because the doctors are getting better and better and fixing shit when it goes off wrong. You're the equivalent of saying "I drive on the freeway all the time with no seatbelt, never been a problem for me, anyone who needs a seatbelt is a bitch" Which is fine, until it isn't

Tldr this for me anons microsoft love truffle so they love chainstink?

>>15100579
Who?

>>15099624
Based

>>15100794
It is though. OG marine here, but don't be a fucking retard. It's an ERC20 with ERC667 functionality.

>>15102575
Former erc20 now downgraded to erc10 by the Ethereum Release Council. Hoepfully sergey will make his proposal to the CEO of the erc soon and they will return the ranking.

>>15099597
>>15099597


>>15100000
>>15100000

JTRIG
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