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>Anon we need to give 10% of our money to the church. Pastor says it’s very important.

>> No.15073281

>>15073262
Based and tithepilled.

>> No.15073354

I am your God bitch, now suck my cock before I put you in the cage for the night.

>> No.15073382

>>15073354
yes very beautiful lady sir

>> No.15073552

>>15073262
>>15073281
Honor the Lord and He will bless you.
I have seen it time and time again. That doesn't necessarily mean giving your money to anything that calls itself a church. But if you see a little church that's actually following the Bible (very rare) and struggling, you have some extra, sure, give. The Lord really does bless a cheerful giver, I don't know why this works but the more generous I am, the more money I have, yet the more I horde, the less I have.

>> No.15073567

I would give 10% to a church if it was filled with children for my children to grow up around

>> No.15073573

>>15073552
>I don't know why this works but the more generous I am, the more money I have, yet the more I horde, the less I have.
>what is math

>> No.15073584

>>15073262
bitch your pastor is a heretic who must submit to Rome

>> No.15073597

>>15073354
>he chuckles to himself and takes anther handful of chips

>> No.15073756

>>15073262
>religious
>wont want sex til marriage
not worth it

>> No.15073844

>>15073597
kek

>> No.15074225

>>15073573
>>what is math
Math says the more I give away, the less I would be able to save. But even when I think I have nothing, if I'm generous with it, I get more.

>> No.15074248

>>15073584
>bitch
You are the heretic. You're not even saved. Catholics are pure evil, every single one of them.

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>>15073262
>implying I don’t already do this
Jesus’ embrace is the comfiest hold of all

>> No.15074280

>>15073262
Why is it important sweety?

>> No.15074326

hell no bitch

>> No.15074397
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15074397

>being morally cucked by jewish christianity
>also paying for it
Literal scum.

>> No.15074413

>>15073262
O-ok

>> No.15074435

>>15074397
>Jewish Christianity
Syntax Error

>> No.15074465

>>15073262
After or before taxes? Plus tip?

>> No.15074541
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>>15074435
Bow down to israel goy, those are God's children. Christianity was created by kikes to rule over the goyim.

>> No.15074556

>>15073262
The pastor can suck my dick since you won't. And they're all bent anyway.

>> No.15074902

>>15073262
did you think i forgot dear?
this week its the small baptist church up the street

>> No.15074934

>>15074248
Cringe, but based too. ΙΣΧΣ ΝΙΚΑ

>> No.15075966

>>15074934
DO IT AGAIN DOGE ENRICO

>> No.15076285

>>15073756
retard
just marry on day 1

>> No.15076313

>>15074248
Thank God Jesus only built his "figurative" Church upon Peter so we could discover the truth of Sola Scriptura a few centuries later and split into a thousand different denominations!

>> No.15076381

Everybody wants their cut. Even Jesus

>> No.15076482

>>15074435
Christianity is a sect of judaism

>> No.15076508

>>15076313
the Church is the entire body of believers who follow Jesus and not the doctrines of man. The Roman Catholic church is the counterfeit church run by satan himself. That's why they teach that it's okay to pray to statues and dead people, though the Commandments expressly forbid it. Learn 2 bible dude.

>> No.15076678

>>15076482
t. guy who's literally never opened a Bible in his entire life

>> No.15076741

>>15076508
>they teach it's okay to pray to statues
No one prays to statues, retard
If I draw the Earth on a piece of paper and ask you what it is, your first impulse won't be to respond "heh it's a graphic representation of the Earth". You'll just answer "it's the Earth" straight away. Taking things for what they represent is a natural process to us, that's why no one's praying to the statues per se
On a second note, that commandment referred to worshipping false God's, because there's only one. Let's take the Golden Calf as an example: worshipping it was literally just worshipping a statue because the god it represented doesn't exist (because there's only one God)

>and dead people
Well, guess what? Saints aren't dead. They have eternal life in the Kingdom of God, just like Jesus promised. And you can ask them for their intercession (for them to pray for you) just like you would with any of your brothers and sisters in Christ

>doctrines of man
Please do enlighten me on how the teachings laid down by Jesus Christ himself and passed on by the apostles in the legitimacy and authority of their apostolic succession with the guidance of the Holy Spirit are somehow the "doctrines of man"
iirc it was men who defiled the one true doctrine and twisted it into this abomination that's called protestantism

>> No.15076800

>>15073567
Interesting perspective

>> No.15076832

>>15076678
>t. guy who never read the Torah

Mary was raped by a roman soldier. Jesus was just a half jew who was so insecure he needed to make everyone believe he was the son of G-d instead of a roman's bastard. He's boiling in hell in a pile of shit for his arrogance.

>> No.15076837

>>15076832
I can't wait to put your people back into gas chamber shlomo.

>> No.15076845

>>15076832
K I K E A L E R T
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>> No.15076848

>>15074225
I keep nutting in my gf and she brings home three times as many nuts from her bbc sidepiece. It's like magic.

>> No.15076862

>>15076837
>>15076845
No antisemitism outside of the cage.
>>>/pol/

>> No.15076881

After I make it, I'm going to build my own church and ask people for 10% instead.

>> No.15076884

>>15076862
>OY VEY. THE GOYIM ARE TIRED OF OUR SHIT. SHUT IT DOWN.

You started it kike. We are going to end it.

>> No.15076900

>>15074248
Absolutely heretical and schismaticpilled.
>>15076313
Patrician.sarcasm.

>> No.15076909

>>15076862
Since we've got a live one, can I ask you a question? Why are you guys like this? Is your litigiousness encoded into your DNA or is it a just a part of your religion? As a chad, aryan ubermensch I simply do not understand the compulsion to cry to mommy any time someone says a mean thing.

>> No.15076990

>>15073262
>Gives %10 of bagholding shitcoin
>th...thanks anon

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>>15076313
>>15076900
>sarcasm
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>my autistic brain

>> No.15077032

>>15073262
Sorry dude, I screen all my bitches and make sure they're godless, like all humans should be.