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15062698 No.15062698 [Reply] [Original]

The year is 2009. You must choose between getting bitcoins or getting a scene gf. Which do you choose? Remember, both are a once in a lifetime opportunity.

>> No.15062714
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>>15062698
gf

>> No.15062721

>>15062698
Wow, how desperate do you incels have to be to even consider this a choice?

>> No.15062725

>>15062698
Bitcoin

>> No.15062726

Bitcoin. Scene girls had poor hygiene and smelled like cigarettes.
By the way, most of them had those nasty gages in their ears, and when they took them out, the whole room smelled like shit.

t. former scene skater faggot

>> No.15062730

>>15062714
I'm sorry to hear you missed out on both getting bitcoins on the cheap and a gf at their prime.

>> No.15062732

>>15062698
what is "scene"? What is this subculture / fashion thing? she's cute but facial piercings are fucking aids and cancer at the same time.

>> No.15062742

why wouldn't you just buy corns and then make a hottie dress up like a scene girl?

>> No.15062748

>>15062698

>get bitcoins in 2009

>use my billions in 2019 to grow a scene gf in test tube

>> No.15062749

>>15062732
You wouldn't understand if you're a pajeet or zoomer.

>> No.15062756

>>15062721
You really don't get what incels are, do you?
It's a disability in some ways as bad as full fucking body paralysis.
They are in a constant nearly unbearable state of suffering.
Have some empathy.

>> No.15062765

>>15062742
Holy fuck, I never thought of that. I was just expecting an organically grown scene gf.

>> No.15062781

>>15062742
This. With enough money you could get any girl to dress in any way to oblige any fetish.

>> No.15062798

>>15062749
I'm a aspie millennial white guy who never gave a shit about fitting in to a group in high school.

Is saying "you wouldn't understand" a scene thing?

>> No.15062802
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>>15062698
Scene gf. God I miss scene girls so much. One of my first gfs was going through a scene phase, unironically the high point of my life.

>> No.15062803

is it ever possible to travel back in time and buy bitcoin? if it were possible that would mean every billion dollar holder right now is a time traveler. however wouldnt it be a paradox as future time travelers would end up beating the past time traveler?

>> No.15062806

>>15062748
based

>> No.15062814

>>15062798
>he never had a qt girl who wore black and white striped wristbands or thigh highs
You really wouldn't understand

>> No.15062822

>>15062698
Bitcoins in 2009 is a 10,000,000,000,000% better investment

>> No.15062826

>>15062822
Money isn't everything anon. I can always make more money.

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>>15062726
>you will never skip class to smoke cigarettes with cute scene girls again

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>>15062698
GF
>tfw never get to feel teen pussy again
>tfw missed having a teenage love relationship
>tfw never got to have a scene qt gf

>> No.15062849

>>15062803
different timelines man

>> No.15062850

>>15062803
The people who had tons of bitcoins back then were drug dealers and pedophiles.

>> No.15062861

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWzZX59yTp0

>> No.15062902

>>15062826
>inb4 it's sad you think money is better than people
I love people. I love my family. Modern women however are disgusting animals barely worth the flesh they inhabit. #notall Yes all, every fucking one of them. There is more difference between two pieces of paper fiat than there is between two modern women. They might as well be clones programmed by mass media to be the most insufferable, narcissistic retards on the planet.

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I'm just going to nostalgia fap to pic related

>> No.15062963

>>15062919
That pic of her mooning her asscrack :p back when she was the real Avril and not the Illuminati whore clone.

>> No.15063002

>>15062850
you have no idea how bad the crypto-space really is and how many ''whales'' are actually legit criminals even the devil would turn away.

I told my story here a while back how I found out about crypto first a long time ago from an old plug who ''knew everyone'' in a big city. He told me how most of the people using that where buying kids from other sources and paying for hits and various crimes.

>> No.15063010

>>15063002
Please tell story or link to the archive

>> No.15063022

>>15063002
I wouldn't doubt it. I still remember me being 16 back in '09 and learning about silkroad and tor from 4chan.

>> No.15063121

>>15062698
women get old and fat and begin losing value at 30yo.
bitcoin increases in value infinitely.

its a no brainer, bc money can buy any woman you want.

>> No.15063134

Scene girls were the most annoying trash of human beings Ive ever seen on this planet earth

>> No.15063185

Most here had neither.

>> No.15063222

>>15062698
>A chance to be set for life
>Some deprecated roastie
Gee, what an excruciating dilemma

>> No.15063386

10yo me understood neither girls nor Cryptocurrency, but I would take BTC cause this girl smells like fags.

>> No.15064020

>>15062698
.

>> No.15064072

>>15062756
I understand "incels" if they desire a loving relationship, which even I do, but accept to not be realistic, the same way I accept not always getting what I want. I don't understand them if all they care about is putting their dick in a wet hole like psychopaths. They can go fuck themselves in the latter case. Especially if they are psychotic characters like Elliot Rodger, who went full retard for being a virgin at the age of 22, when this is the average age at which people in normal countries like China lose their virginity. Or when "incels" start trying to religiously force 15 year olds to have sex by coming up with pseudoscientific "formative years" shit. At that point, they deserve no empathy, but a gas chamber. The same way anti-social roasties do. (Spreading your legs and destroying society by mindlessly fucking around doesn't make you social, even if Western psychopath retards try to push this narrative.)

>> No.15064079

>>15062698
Bitcoins. I fucking hate scene kids.

>> No.15064146

>>15062732
Basically scene are emos that don't cut themselves, they just wear the piercings and tats and neon hair for the fashion.

That being said I would take the bitcoin. I've had plenty of scene/emo girls, they're hot and kinky and typically shave their tight pussies, but that's all there is to them is the hot factor of looking like they do. In my experience they're about as lively conversationalists as your average washboard.

>> No.15064167

>>15062919
Skateboarding owes a lot to her

>> No.15064171

>>15062756
Yeah especially those of us would an hero a thousand times sooner than we would pull some mass shooter shit. It is a life in Hell and makes you hate the fact you were ever born.

>> No.15064178

if you don't choose BTC you are fucking retarded

>> No.15064242

>>15064079
this, i dated a scene kid back in the day they are not all they are cracked up to be. they were literally just thots with extreme daddy issues