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>>15048100

>> No.15052991

Buy NEED

>> No.15053008

50 BIPS BABY COME ON COME TO PAPA

SHOW ME 50 BIPS YOU COCKSUCKER

>> No.15053018

225 bps confirmed

>> No.15053029
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first for AMD

>> No.15053032
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>>15052991
Buy a Thneed

>> No.15053036

why wont LCI dip to $6? i need to buy at $6

>> No.15053038

VGR

WKHS

>> No.15053041

Jerome is going to fuck the market soon

>> No.15053045
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SOON

>> No.15053050
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>>15053036
Ror! It's too rate! This hot air balloon is rising, and the shorts will piss themselves jumping off. I almost feel bad for the ones who are gonna jump off at $20.

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>>15053041
The dollar is mooning. DXY is 98.19 now.
This tells me whales are frontrunning no interest rate cut.
It's going down boys.

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>>15052992
gotta pay to play.

Has shit chart
Has shit fundamentals
Has a ton of downgrades now.

A good lesson why to ignore the pump and dump shills here

>> No.15053081

LCI PLEASE I NEED TO BUY AT $6

>> No.15053088

what drugs do you take for anxiety?

>> No.15053089

>>15053067
>no interest rate cut.
>It's going down boys.
God that would be fucking EPIC

>> No.15053095
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Who here made a killing on Northern Dynasty Minerals mooning out of nowhere yesterday

>> No.15053099
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Excel is the best

>> No.15053102

>>15052991
Do the NEEDFUL

>> No.15053106

>>15053099
Install LibreOffice Calc.

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>>15053106
>mfw LibreOffice Calc

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Lol

>> No.15053132

>>15053088
scotch

>> No.15053135

dat GE price action kek

>> No.15053141

>>15053092
>>15052990
>>15052822
what are you guys buying before the announcement?

>> No.15053145

>>15053099
Is the data updater automatically or do you do it by hand?
>possibly a dumb question

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>DF
Hope you're buying in on the way back to $5, anons.

>> No.15053153

>>15053141
I've already played my hand for the day >>15053099

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>>15053088
Phenibut or alcohol
>>15053099
Google sheets is just as good

;_;

>> No.15053160

That GE dip was bought fast. from 10.8 to 10.05 to 10.57 now... 10$ held.

>> No.15053162

>>15053106
Excel is malware, libreoffice best

>> No.15053171
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

>> No.15053174

I pray Powell raises rates and btfo's Wall Street

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>>15053148
I already loaded up below $1.

>> No.15053190

>>15053160
GE eps was okay. its not gonna moon off that

>> No.15053197

>>15053067
>This tells me whales are frontrunning no interest rate cut.
but also look at treasury yields falling today

>> No.15053205

>>15053148
>>15053187
>buying companies with negative eps

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>>15053171

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>>15053106
I do use it on my Linux machine.

>>15053158
Yeah it's bretty gud as well.

>> No.15053218

>>15053171
I applied for McDonalds and got rejected
My rent is due tomorrow and Im flat broke, I have a doctorate in philosophy
Mc.... fucking...... AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LIFEEEE

>> No.15053217

i hope the fed reserve cuts interests. imagine all the MAGA that would happen

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>>15053218
>I applied for McDonalds and got rejected
Were you overqualified?

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My Natty
oooo

>> No.15053241
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>FINANCIALLY
>I
>N
>I
>S
>H
>E
>D

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>>15053171
kek

>> No.15053251

>>15053141
I'm long on QQQ and sold an otm covered call with a .10 delta to capture any gains from the announcement. I have a married itm put just in case papa jerome does something funky.

Will sell the put soon after the announcement if its positive news.

>> No.15053264

>>15053241
YOLo on VIX EOW calls

>> No.15053276
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>>15053171
>degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts
lol he knows who we are
why u so triggered rn?

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rate hike hike kek

>> No.15053297

>>15053278

sell everything?

>> No.15053301

fuck yeah bitches

>> No.15053304

>>15053278
what for? dont they have unlimited monies, MAGA

>> No.15053308

>>15053171
Hi Jerome! It's nice to meet you! Is your ass still sore from last night when your gf pegged you? Must be tough.

>> No.15053330

I'm getting fucking rekt. I need a rate hike to get back into this shit.

>> No.15053331

>>15053330
hey baggie remember when I said I'd bog you last?
... I lied

>> No.15053347

>>15053331
kek

>> No.15053350

>>15053331
Listen you troll, the bog's have jerome's hands tied, and they're raising the rate. It's going to get ugly.

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>>15053171
classic, total classic

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>>15053350

>Jerome. They called me this morning. Initiate Crab-19.

>> No.15053395

>>15053241
do you guys know about risk management? you dont watch your porfolio go down 80% ffs.

>> No.15053397

>>15053304
It's the elites move to lower.
>More available debt
>Debt grows 'assets' exponentially
>Inflation fucks over the peaons.
I hate kikes and usery, but the alternative actually seems worse

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>>15053330
>I'm getting fucking rekt.
LOL that'll school ya

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The DAY after I set a NAK sell order it explodes past it and I lose out on tons of money. I've been holding it naked for fucking YEARS.

There has to be some sort of divine intervention determined to fuck me over.

>> No.15053420

>>15053397
thats well and good, cant let the peaons grow too comfortable or else they get uppity

>> No.15053422
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rate hike would cause climb higher after initial shock, rate cut will keep neutral and keeping current rates will cause sell off

>> No.15053428

>>15053403
Isn't that the guy that lost 100s of millions on the uhh natural gas pump and dump last fall?

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What's for lunch? Anything special for the FOMC meeting?

>> No.15053454

>>15053428
yes. a pure psychopath with his crocodile tears

>> No.15053455

>>15053422
>rate cut will keep neutral and keeping current rates will cause sell off
Galaxy brain opinion

>> No.15053466

>>15053428
yeah, he was selling tons of natty calls and blew up in like 3 days

>> No.15053468

>>15053397
In general it also encourages malinvestment (like people building a billion shitty luxury condos nobody wants).

>> No.15053487

>>15053428
R O G U E W A V E

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>>15053422
I hope they keep current rates to be honest, we would probably see a fat retracement if that happens. Revisit 2400 on the S&P

>> No.15053493

I bought amd an hour ago at 31.17 but my order says 31.017. I'm not complaining but which one is true?

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>tfw up 16.3% on LCI and the short squeeze hasn't even begun

>> No.15053505

>>15053466
I don't get why you would ever sell naked. The fucking greed of some people jesus.

>> No.15053522

I have 50k. Tell me what to buy /biz/

>> No.15053523

>>15053500
its been happening for almost two weeks. when will it drop to 6?

>> No.15053530

>>15053505
tons of people sell options, the math looks really really good until you get a 5 standard deviation move and lose 10 years worth of profits in days

>> No.15053533

>>15053522
all in MSFT, it's a discount today

>> No.15053551

>>15053468
Are they doing that in your town too? New 'luxury' apartments where the only luxury is paying out the ass to get cancer from all that Chinese crap building supplies?
That'll double the next housing bubble.
Once home prices drop, they'll drop the rent and turn into shitholes, killing property values.

>> No.15053558

>>15053522
ACB

>> No.15053581
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

AAPL doing nicely today. JNJ looks like one of the few safe but discounted stocks out there these days

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WTF!!!!!

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>>15053466
>yeah, he was selling tons of natty calls and blew up in like 3 days
Their trade docs got uploaded for the world to see how arrogant and reckless they were trading investor's money. These fucktards should be in jail by now.

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>>15053523
Ror! Never again

>> No.15053622

>>15053584
How is this dogturd up 40%?

>> No.15053628

>>15053581
Thinking about getting into these after 2pm for the long term. Care to weigh in?
FHB
EPD
BRT
SHLX
ARCC
MAIN

>> No.15053645
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>>15053616

>> No.15053649

>>15053530
Yeah its why you should never sell naked. Pennies in front of a steamroller.

>> No.15053651

LCI TO $6 SELL NOW

>> No.15053658
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>>15053522
And uslv

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1 hour until the scheduled golden bull run begins

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>>15053622

>> No.15053677

>>15053171
>Shit was SO crash
kek

>> No.15053680

>>15052978
Who here buying big tech company puts? Like Tesla and Uber

>> No.15053692
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GE chads buying that dip.

>> No.15053702

>>15053692
>buying nogainz stonk

>> No.15053711

>>15053628
only one I've done any research on is MAIN and I'm considering investing in it during a market correction or crash. I stay away from most REITs, MLPs and I know nothing about first hawaiian. There are a boatload of leasholds in hawaii so it could be a good investment but they may be sitting with empty properties because no one is going to buy a lease hold in a down market because when recovery time hits it still would likley be worth less than what was paid for it.

>> No.15053712

>>15053453
gonna make a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich with some cream cheese, and buffalo wing jack cheese i got from wisconsin

>> No.15053713
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>>15053692
Reminder there is only 1 shot caller in this smg prison

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How long/far is this AMD dip gonna go? Looking to expand my position.

>> No.15053725

>>15053658
based people are reposting my DEW calendar

>> No.15053731

This whole market is about to collapse. I'm talking about circuit breakers in less than an hour.

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>>15053713
>says 33868th shot caller to appear on a shotcalling messaging board

>> No.15053749

>>15053651

>> No.15053753

>>15053658
I remember you from about a month ago. Were black what you have and red what you want?

>> No.15053761

>>15053067
B A S E D 0.00bps cut

>> No.15053775

>>15053731
I’m literally about to like call in sick so I can just siippp and watch the fireworks live

>> No.15053781

>>15053753
that's not the real DEWBro.

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>>15053651
Ror! You mean buy more? You smell like sweat and desperation. You must be worried. Have some tea.

>> No.15053803

>>15053745
except mine are 90% accurate.

>> No.15053808

>>15053395
>JUST HODL THEY SAID
>TRANSFERS WEALTH FROM IMPATIENT TO PATIENT

>> No.15053810

Sell before the announcement of no rate cut

>> No.15053811

>>15053794
SELL IMMEDIATELY

>> No.15053812
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>>15053663
Anon y u treat yuki so bad?

>> No.15053815

LISTEN UP YOU DOOMERS AND ZOOMERS

WE ARE GETTING

FIFTY

(50)

BIPS

>> No.15053820

>>15053711
Thanks. I pulled 4,000 dividend stocks from lists on SureDividends.com.
Wrote a program to return those with reasonable parameters. Gotta wait until tomorrow for a deeper dive (stupid monthly API limit), but that's what I've got right now that looks sexy.

>> No.15053836
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>>15053731
>baggie
>again
>wrong

>> No.15053855

>>15053836
not today. today is my day faggots!
Short
P
Y

Long
C
I
I

>> No.15053862

>>15053680
>Tesla
>Uber
>"big tech company"

>> No.15053864
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>>15053808
I rord too hard at this. Screenied.

>>15053811
Digits checked. But wrong.
>pump eet

>> No.15053866

LCI PUMP IS OVER FOUND GUILTY OF ANTI TRUST STEEP FINES CHARGED

SELLLLLLL

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>>15053866

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Jesus, SPWR pumping this hard pre-earnings has me worried for a dump tomorrow if they fail to handily beat.

>> No.15053892

>>15053551
Those nasty things are fucked.

>> No.15053912

KBLB moon when? Holdies agreed to RS.

>> No.15053915

SELLLLL

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>>15053866
>LCI PUMP
fucktards just shilling here in SMG and no clue how to actually trade

>> No.15053933

You have 32 minutes to sell everything and walk away before getting JUSTED.

>> No.15053946

>>15052978
Recession will be acknowledged in 35 minutes.

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>>15053551
Always. Luxury condos and McMansions everywhere. It's ridiculous that they keep doing it. There's still a dead neighborhood down the street with hundreds of empty houses from a decade ago, but they keep building this shit anywhere they can.

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>>15053933
Baggie stop. Your wrongness is competing with digits. If you're right for once, its over for everybody.

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>>15053815
we need ZERO (0.00) bips, too much froth in the markets, someone needs to be stress tested

>> No.15053968

i still dont have my buy signal on lci but it's getting close (keep in mind i wont buy the exact bottom).. it may happen during the next 12 months. During the next 12 months (accumulation phase) we can also dump 50% from there

>> No.15053986

>>15053924
>>15053968
SELLLLLLL LCI NOWWWWW

>> No.15053990

>>15053950
My EXPERT pick today to avoid the massive justing that's coming is VXX calls, using SLV calls to hedge.

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Korean supermarkets are now putting up these signs to indicate they aren't selling any Japanese products with them being removed from the shelves

>> No.15054002

Guys there are many days to trade that doesn't have a rate announcement, why not just exit and enter tomorrow when things are clear?

Dont be reckless

>> No.15054003

>>15053991
Sell your LCI

>> No.15054005

>>15053991
Why are the gooks and nips fighting?

>> No.15054017

>>15054002
there isn't going to be a stock market tomorrow, it's all going to be over after this.

>> No.15054018

>>15053879
just take 25% of your position off then

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>>15053500
>>15053651
>>15053866
>>15053924
>>15053968
>>15053986
>>15054003
Reminder of how this journey started

>> No.15054030

>>15054005
Dispute over territory, history, military, and such

>> No.15054031

>>15053946
God willing.
All the charts have pointed to us going backwards for the past 2 months. Housing, jobs, gdp ...

>> No.15054049

Big fire at Exxon-Mobile plant in Baytown. So expect oil to go up.

>> No.15054057

>>15054002
pussy

>> No.15054061
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>>15054002
who do you think you are talking to?
we are degenerate gamblers

>> No.15054067
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15054067

>>15053946
>>15053987

bring it on bitches

>> No.15054081

>>15054031
Recession 'continued' 2 years ago. It will be formally acknowledged today.

>> No.15054084
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15054084

LCIGUY HAS BETRAYED US. SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

>> No.15054088

>>15054017
how so?

>> No.15054091

>>15054067
faggot I thought it was a youtube stream
what's the easiest way to know what goes down?

>> No.15054096

i see lci is going up again. should i sell at $9.25 and $10 to play it safe or should i wait until it goes up to $20+?

>> No.15054102

>>15054026
ROLF this guy shilled LCI at 15$?

>> No.15054106
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>>15054018
I only have long call spreads, guess I could sell half

>> No.15054111

>>15054096
SELL NOW

>> No.15054121

>>15054005
>>15054030
One of the issue:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/29/world/asia/south-korea-wartime-compensation-japan.html
Another issue:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Japan–South_Korea_radar_lock-on_dispute
Further issue:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liancourt_Rocks_dispute

>> No.15054125

>>15054102
too bad i wasnt around smg at that time, i would have told you not to buy it.

>> No.15054128

>>15054088
Welcome new friend. The poster you are replying to, Baggie, is actually a neural network which was trained with /smg/ posting data and now set to generate post with ~25% random noise factor. We just have it here and chip up a 4chan pass for it for the lulz, don't pay attention to it.

>> No.15054135

>>15054128
big if ture

>> No.15054140

WERE GOIN DOWN LADS

>> No.15054141
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>>15054102
>ROLF this guy shilled LCI at 15$?
welcome to SMG

>> No.15054143
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>>15054005
colonial past, WWII

>> No.15054159
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>>15054140
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege

>> No.15054160 [DELETED] 

What should I spend my right dollars on?

>> No.15054163
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15054163

>LCI volume

WHY DO YOU NOT SELL? SELL LCI NOWW

>> No.15054170

its just pussy sellers like >>15054002

relax

50 bips incoming

>> No.15054171

>>15054096
Risk tolerance. Theres been a pattern of rising to 9 and then dropping. Heavy resistance there. However, it's been on the uptrend

>> No.15054173

>>15054160
The right answer: blue chip stocks on a dip

The /smg/ answer: weekly AMD call options

>> No.15054179

>>15054081
Yeah, I don't disagree. I have yet to see life in my town as luxurious as it was circa 2006. We didn't recover despite all the free debt. Now what? They can't keep beating that dead horse.

>> No.15054181

What should I spend my EIGHT dollars on?

>> No.15054191

>>15054181
acb

>> No.15054194

>>15054160
>>15054181
lmao, you absolute kekman

>> No.15054196
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>>15054128
Actually, baggie is a time traveler. Hes here to make all the wrong moves in order to show us the way. It he gave us the right moves, nobody would listen. Nobody would believe him. So he advertises his positions, which are clearly wrong, so that we may do the opposite. Blessed is baggie, for he is our savior.

>> No.15054200

>>15054163
fuck off, you had like 3 months to buy LCI under 6 bucks, I deserve these gains, I've held this shit with an iron fist for 2 1/2 months

>> No.15054207

>>15054171
$9.25 gets me about 20% profit and $10 gets me about 40% profit. my limits are in.

>> No.15054214

>>15054179
>They can't keep beating that dead horse.
They can. Not saying it's rational from instrumental or value sense, but they can. The marginal utility of the debt will be less and less while the cost of servicing will continue to weigh down the 'economy' and the American taxpayer. Of course it applies to ECB/EU too.

>> No.15054215

>>15054196
VXX PUTS AND SLV PUTS WILL MAKE YOU MILLIONS!!!!!!

>> No.15054216
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>>15054200
LOL sell them now

>> No.15054230

SNSS Anon kinda reminds me of that NAKD guy who came by, If I buy this shilled penny stock am I going to regret it? (Again?)

>> No.15054236
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>>15054181
>What should I spend my EIGHT dollars on?
8 VIX calls
>>15052511

>> No.15054244
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>>15054200
Ror! Bingo!

>>15054207
>tfw almost at 20% profit now
>feelsgoodman.jpg
I may sell around $9 this time. May not. Havent decided yet. Must determine when the short squeeze is.

>> No.15054249

>>15054230
already sold my snss, made about 21% breddy gud

>> No.15054250
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>>15054196

>> No.15054251

LCI broke 7.20, can it hold?

>> No.15054257

>>15054170
>>15054061
A fool fears nothing more than the truth

I was like this in december, and i was right. You might get lucky now, but will get burnt later. What is right in principle is always right, so please manage your risk.

>> No.15054266

>>15054257
>A fool fears nothing more than the truth
human sized spiders sound scarier desu

>> No.15054268

>>15054214
I hear ya, negative interest rates like they see in Europe.
But lower fed rates will only drive up pricing which is already out of control. Saw a thread where it's common for people to drop 50-70% of their income on housing. Jesus!
This would only accelerate much high costs of oiving until we all snap and start a civil war with our misdirected anger

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>>15054230
>SNSS Anon kinda reminds me of that NAKD guy who came by, If I buy this shilled penny stock am I going to regret it? (Again?)
yes
and youll regret it when the next one come along too, unless you educate yourself, and learn how to diversify and do dd for yourself

>> No.15054277
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15054277

that macd about to cross over

>> No.15054296

>>15054251
no. its a pump, look at the volume

>> No.15054306

>>15054230
of course you will regret it, will you still buy some, probably

>> No.15054321

>>15054236
Which one? I see TVIX, UVXY, VIXY, VIXM, VIIX.

>> No.15054333

>>15054268
>Saw a thread where it's common for people to drop 50-70% of their income on housing

Haha, no inflation if you ask the Fed though.

>> No.15054338

>>15054230
Here's what I did with SNSS, I bought 100 shares, wrote a call, and sold a 1 dollar puts with $100 I had sitting in cash. So it's probably going to go bankrupt and I'll get JUSTED, but it won't be a total loss for me because I'll still have those sweet premiums.

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>> No.15054359

>>15054333
How's inflation looking on that Big Mac index? Is is price out of control everywhere, or just the housing bubble?

>> No.15054363

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15054365
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>>15054266
not if they grow up to love you and care for and protect you
that could be quite unscary

>> No.15054369

>>15054359
The prices of burgers in McDs haven't risen here but the quality of the fucking burger has gone through the shitter. So bad I won't even visit anymore.

>> No.15054370

>>15054321
Depends on how much leverage you want silly (also length of futures contracts)

>> No.15054374

FEDS ANNOUNCE NO RATE CUT SELL SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVESSSSSSS

>> No.15054375
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AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15054380
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3 minutes

>> No.15054387
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>>15054321
>>15054370

>> No.15054389
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>>15054357
>he isn’t holding Apple

>> No.15054390
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>>15054266
Ror! You should play skyrim in VR

>> No.15054391
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SELLLLL

>> No.15054396
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>>15054365
>tfw you will never play catch in the yard with your spider son

>> No.15054401
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15054401

HOLY SHIT 50 BIPS LETS GOOOOO

>> No.15054402

>>15054380
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15054404
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15054404

STOP SELLING

>> No.15054409

Last call for betting what the Fed is doing.
I say let it all burn

>> No.15054415

Alright guys I'm going to lunch, see you on the otherside.

>> No.15054416

>>15054409
no change

>> No.15054420

>>15054409
25 bippies

>>15054415
Enjoy Baggie

>> No.15054422

>>15054415
don't kys

>> No.15054426

>>15054396
don't worry fren, genetic engineering is making great progress you'll have your own 170 iq spider son soon

>> No.15054427

>>15054409
declare war on Lithuania

>> No.15054436
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15054436

25 BIPS

>> No.15054438

FUCK
NO CUT
jk

>> No.15054439

>>15054409
.25 cut ez gg no re

>> No.15054442

FUCK

ONLY 25 BIPS

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

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>>15054416
agree

>>15054415
Have a good one!!

>> No.15054449
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>>15054415


You're here forever

>> No.15054451
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15054451

THE WAR HAS BEGUN! SELLING PRESSURE

>> No.15054452

I assume Uncle Powell just spoke? Pulled up the schwab account and seeing things starting to go red.

>> No.15054453

>>15054448
ooops

>> No.15054457

.25.
Bullshit.

>> No.15054460
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15054460

it's over bulls, see you at 1000 on the S&P

>> No.15054463

> Actually cut the rates
Morons. Fucking retards.

>> No.15054465

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20190731a1.pdf

>> No.15054466

We're gonna see AMD under 30 within a week aren't we?

>> No.15054476
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15054476

IT'S OVER
SPY $200 SOON

>> No.15054479

HOLY SHIT SNSS $1 OCTOBER CALLS JUST WENT TO $45

>> No.15054480

JEROME YOU DOVE MOTHER FUCKER

JUST BE AN ALPHA HAWK
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

>> No.15054481

SELLLLLLLLLL

>> No.15054485

25 bippies it is

https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1156626078649204736

>> No.15054486

Alright folks everything went as expected, we back on track for new ATHs now.

>>15054466
Probably tomorrow at open.

>> No.15054488
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>>15054457
Big Daddy Powell has spoken.

>> No.15054489

>>15054463
LOL

>> No.15054493
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15054493

>"Fed praises US economy, blames world for cutting"

>> No.15054497
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>>15054493
Oh so this is a hawkish rate cut?

In the strongest economy ever?

>> No.15054509

>>15054493
lel, rest of the world btfo

>> No.15054510

I know nothing. What does this mean?

>> No.15054512
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>> No.15054518

FUUUUUU MY PORTFOLIO IS RED 30% DOWN

>> No.15054521

>>15054518
at least it isn't 31% down?

>> No.15054529
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>>15054518
Ror! Should've bought LCI

>> No.15054536

>>15054488
>those lips
No way, Fed.

>> No.15054543

>>15054510
Fed finally acknowledging that nominal GDP growth is down 2% in 12 months.

>> No.15054544
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>>15054510
You can read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_funds_rate

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>>15054497
> strongest economy ever?
4, 5, 6% growth!
so much winning!

>> No.15054555

Hol up.
This was priced in and begged for. How are we going red?

>> No.15054557

PES WHY YOU DROPPING AAAAAGGGHHH WHY DIDN'T I SELLLLLLLLL FUCK

>> No.15054559

POST THE MINUTES

>> No.15054560

>>15054543
Okay, what does mean for the market?

>> No.15054565

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS
WE WILL HAVE YOU DEAD PRETTY SOON

>> No.15054571

>>15054559
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20190731a.htm

>> No.15054579

>>15054555
Retards though it's going to be a 0.5 cut.

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>>15054557
I like SNSS anon but this is a scary looking chart fren. Nowhere to go but up, I guess?

>> No.15054589
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15054589

isnt a rate cut good?

>> No.15054593

>tfw I just bought more silver

Whew

>> No.15054598
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15054598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ni4O4S4YiQ
>20 minutes

>> No.15054600

that bullish GE daily candle ffs.

>> No.15054605

>going red
Are you all not holding AAPL or something? It was at deep discount for the past 6 months. You should be way green.

>> No.15054607

>>15054589
It wasn't as big as expected so people don't know what the hell to do, which is why the NQ is dumping and pumping over and over again

>> No.15054610

>>15054589
It was already priced in.

>> No.15054618
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANNOT BELIEBE IT

>> No.15054620

Maybe I shouldn't spend 8 dollars on anything right now. The market wants to JUST me at every turn

>> No.15054622

>>15052978
Fuck they lowered it. How long until it actually takes effect? I still haven't maxed out my I-Bonds for the year.

>> No.15054625
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15054625

I think its safe. Lets go in.

>> No.15054644

MO taking a beating, buy more?

GEO and CXW incredible pump today... do I get out?

>>15054593
Huh. Surely, I'm too late to buy PM's, yes?
I did just buy some steel...

>> No.15054645
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>>15054584
Not as scary as this chart though

>> No.15054655
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15054655

ELIJAH CUMMINGS JUST FLEW OVER MY WORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.15054661

>>15054555
because there was a 25% chance of a 50bip. that's gone now.

>> No.15054665
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>just a tiny flash crash
he needs to hurry up and speak

>> No.15054666

>>15054644
>MO taking a beating, buy more?
At 46.50

>> No.15054676

>>15054625
This might be the most degenerate webm I've ever seen...

>> No.15054694
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15054694

>>15054645
Not nearly as scary as this chart though

>> No.15054697

>>15054665
Barely any movement, didn't even crack 30 RSI on the 5 min. V silly

>> No.15054711
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>>15054589
Yes. Give the market a bit calm down. 25 bob was priced in so, after initial scattershot activity, i expect resumption of existing trend.

>> No.15054718

>>15054625
ew
saved

>> No.15054719
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15054719

It's a completely false narrative that the 2008 financial crisis ever ended, or was dealt with. Most people believe it when they're told though.

>> No.15054735
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>>15054718
>saved

>> No.15054753
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15054753

now 0% chance of a 50bip July cut

>> No.15054759

ZZZZZZzzzzzzz
im so fucking disappointed by this 25 bips pussy shit

so boring

>> No.15054767

Bought AMD a couple years ago, 250 shares @ $14.05. Getting a little antsy lately and wondering if I should just sell off at this point. I don't feel like going through another rise and fall.

Wat do

>> No.15054769
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15054769

how many different companies do you have in your portfolio? How many different are advised minimum?

>> No.15054793

>>15054387
>All the $8 calls breakeven at ludicrous highs
There is no fucking way any of these VIX stocks are going to moon 400% within the next few months. How is this a good idea?

>> No.15054800

>>15053417
I plan to hold you naked for fucking YEARS
get ready baby I'm coming

>> No.15054801

>>15054767
Sell half. Give half to me.

>> No.15054813

>>15054767
>I don't feel like going through another rise and fall.

Why not? The best things are yet to come. It was merely overhyped at the moment, but everything else is still solid.

I don't see a point to sell right after it went down almost 10%.

>> No.15054828
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15054828

just lol at the cut. we need to raise rates to keep the stock market going up in the long run for christ's sake we're at ath. Surely jerome isn't this retarded?

>> No.15054830

>>15054813
It's cause I missed a golden opportunity last September when it was up to $34 where I should have sold, then bought back when it sunk back down to ~$17. I'm not much of a 'gambler' here. I don't like that feeling of what if.

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>>15054769
i have a meme account.

>> No.15054844
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15054844

Boomer bonds let's gooo

>> No.15054846

>>15054387
why bother with all the stupid derivative ETFS. Just go with VIX itself

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>>15054769
just one
anyone who falls for diversification will never pull big gainz

>> No.15054875
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15054875

WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!
my knuckles have turned to whiiiite,
there's no turning back toniiight.
KISS ME ONE LAST TIME!!!!
drowning in my sleep,
im drowning in my sleep.

>> No.15054891

Guys? Why is Nuecor hitting my limit buys? Isn't steel a buy post-cut, pre-wall?

>>15054769
What the fuck is this...
>I see Demi Lardner as a challenge, more than anything.

>>15054849
>lying to the poor child
what happened? You get margin called?

>> No.15054896

>>15054885
>>15054885

>>15054885
>>15054885

NEW THREAD

>>15054885
>>15054885

>> No.15054900

>>15054849
So quick question Dobbs since you've done this a while: I see the 18.5 calls you sold are ITM. You'll only have your shares called away if someone exercises on expiration, right? Isn't that pretty likely to happen? I thought the sweet spot was to have your underlying crab right below the strike.

>> No.15054971

Fed's talkin'

>> No.15055072

>>15054584
Oh it'll go up. The earnings report was good and they brought on a reknowned merger of companies to help them find an equitable merger so they don't have to sell one of their rigs and buy back their own shares. No reverse split here, we're gonna feel those gains once she does her work.

>> No.15055482

>>15054719
>TFW it's an 8 year bull trap