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Huge tits. Self induced suffocation.

>>15051432
Possibly the best possible way to clog pop

>>15051432
Kek are you a girl or a tranny?

>>15051399
Probably a black guy with a sharpened toothbrush because I was too jewish to pay the appropriate taxes.

>>15051488
If you fail to pay taxes you usually go to club fed with the other nonviolent offenses. From what I read its fairly lax since most people there didn't harm or scam anyone aside from Uncle Sam.

>>15051399
one of my biggest dreams is learning to pilot a helicopter

Wouldn't surprise me if I end up splatter on a mountain side wearing a wing suit

avalanche / traumatic brain injury from skiing pow. or racing moto's , or motor vehicle accident on the freeway - never know

>>15051399

Same thing as pre-moon, crippling lonliness

>>15051450
I think they meant suffocating themselves in someone elses tits

>>15051399
not knowing i could have sold at $4, been all in TRV, and hit $5M well before Chainlink hit $20 (if it ever does)

>>15051399
I'll see you at the dealership, fren. I'm getting a purple one that glows in the dark and plays the trolololo soundbite on the horn

>>15051399
Getting obliterated when my speed boat hits jumps a rogue wave at 200mph.

>>15051399
A rocket bike on some skis is gonna kill you? I will almost certainly OD in the middle of a FFFM orgy.

>>15051399
such a great bike. Driving a r6 feels so poor ;_;

>>15052460

>'driving' a motorcycle

>>15052460
Love the new r6.
Toying with getting an msport s1000rr but won't be paying $80,000 for the hp4 race for a while yet.

>>15052473
You just don't know brother, but that's ok

>>15051399
what you drive right now retard ?
>if you never ridden before you probably wont die on it because you'll try cruisers and end up a fat boomer riding around on harley

>>15052608
Got several bikes my man.
Currently a stripple RS, Panigale 1299, KTM 500 sumo, BSA bantam and a BMW GS.
Don't insult me by calling me a Harley rider!

>>15052668
though so faggot you don't need another bike lol
just get new 2020 rr with none-durpy eyes
all my homies ride that shit and its fun and safe.

>>15051399
getting hit on a bike sucks man
trust me. im crippled 4 life.

>>15052571

You ride them, you don't 'drive' them cretin

>>15052608
>Implying being a fat harley sneans boomer with investment properties isn’t the ultimate goal

Honestly I'm a fucking 36k wage slave who makes bad investment choices but getting hit on a bike has unironically caused the biggest paycheck of my life to be coming my way.

>>15052732
fucking millennians ruined everything we love

Vector M12. Wanted it since I was 12, it's the most autistic supercar ever made. Perfect for me

>>15052825

>>15052709
Respect to you man and sorry for your loss.

>>15051699
This, but at least you get a nice car out of it.

>>15052818

This isn't a generational thing. Proper terminology for operating a motorcycle is "riding"

>>15052840
Anything with the old Lambo 5.7L v12 is a winner

>>15052895
My fuckin nigga right here

A lot of stinkies will wrap their super cars around trees.

>>15052868
I was talking about generation of millennial snowflakes not riding bikes because they were cucked by agenda

>>15052994
I think it was the Porsche 911 (930) that was affectionately known as the businessman killer back in the 70's.
I wonder which car will be known as the Link marine killer

>>15051399
Die to stds from all the unprotected sex I'm gonna have.

>>15053057
That's very 80's

>>15052762
is that your bike? how much did you get? did you get injured?

I’m a very conservative driver, so I’ll be just enjoying my Aston Martin at moderate speeds.

What’s definitely going to kill me is the lack of sleep and paranoia when some members of my family find out I’m loaded.

>>15052762

Yeah I got $20k for a bike crash that didn't hurt me at all, and I got paid out more for the bike than I bought it for, and then broke it for parts and made back half its value again. Was the best money spinner I ever had.