/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14997346
Why take rugrats image and use with king of hill funny?

thanks for posting this. I've been searching for this for a few days.

buy $PIXY and @SNSS

What is the meaning of this?

I'm surprised there aren't a bunch of pink wojacks in the catalog right now with how crypto is doing today.

>>14997477
engrish plox??

>>14997491
AMD puts or calls this week?

>>14997537
spending money is better than saving money (when negative interest)

>>14993567
Villa park area

>>14997579
could you photoshop the united states flag in the middle with a bunch of big wigs on the outside.. like powell, trump, warren... etc...

>>14997633
you faggots should come out to Las Vegas end of August, ill be out there (with my formerly lesbian fwb)

also this is the best i got, im not an artist

also

>>14997723
based 30 rock poster
(the one true holy and apostolic TV show)

>>14997633
hey just text me when you get into DuPage county and we can go out to some bars or something
we can go down to the CBOE and heckle from the stands, or go to the Invesco Powershares HQ and tell them to make a LCI-ETF

>>14997701
>you faggots should come out to Las Vegas end of August, ill be out there (with my formerly lesbian fwb)
i'm down if you remind me.. just have to plan it around school.. i don't live far from there and i'm down to go for a night or so..

Are there any dividend aristocrat stocks that pay out dividends monthly?

>>14997776
>hey just text me when you get into DuPage county and we can go out to some bars or something
>we can go down to the CBOE and heckle from the stands, or go to the Invesco Powershares HQ and tell them to make a LCI-ETF
i'll give you a shout out on here.. i'm trying to go soon.. like within a couple weeks...

so what big earnings reports are left this week, AMD, AKS, BYND, GRUB, SNE, AAPL, EA, the list continues, but doesnt seem to be many major bigboys

>>14997781
im flying down from aug17-aug22 (and semester starts back up for me on the 26th)

her birthday is the saturday we fly in, but other than that we dont have plans, so i can probably sneak off or drag her to a small /smg/ meetup (or party night)

I from michigan, so probably the closest ill be to most of you non EST folks


>>14997776
>>(the one true holy and apostolic TV show)
and it really only gets better with age (it hated cosby and multiple weinstein rape jokes a decade before those became news)

pic related
>when i was a girl i got shot in the face bymy neighbor's dog

>>14997785
>monthly
standard procedure is quarterly, youll need ETF's for good monthly divi's (like DIA)

>>14997888
do you know what hotel you're staying at?

>>14997907
i didnt recognize the name, there is a recreational weed (edibles) shop in the lobby or nextdoor though (90% sure its on the strip)
and rooftop pool (where parties are sometimes held at night)

i probably should look into it more

>>14998039
try to do a night on freemont street.. if you've never been... its worth it.. friday and saturdays are the best nights.. they have street perfromers.. usually about 3 different bands on stages one on each end and one in the middle.. and then they usually have like a light show or concert on the ceiling.. they have a zipline that goes from each end.. it gets pretty wild

Go to 10:50 or 13:50.. gives you an idea what you can do incase you run out of money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FPhvud-K8

I had a big time gambling friend that i would go with once in awhile.. we would go and as soon as we got there he would fill up his gas tank all the way... that way he knew that if he lost his ass and had no money.. atleast he had enough gas to make it back home

Long rusal Target 45 strong fundamentals and conjecture

soon

SOON

>>14998113
Ive been to vegas once when i was 10 years old, so yea i gotta see everything while im there (besides the lobbies and arcades, and the giant M&M's and Coke stores)
might have unironically seen freemont street as a kid though, even if i dont remember it

yea im pulling stock market moneys to on this vacation (hooray unemploymed senior in college), so im trying to be as cheap as possible (in an expensive town)
but knowing ill get laid and the excitement that she may pick up a girlfriend for the night too) will ease a lot of spending pressure off of me at least

im the first guy she has ever dated, she has had a couple multi-year long relationships with different women before, so im convinced i might be able to ffm with her, and vegas is probably the best place in the world for it to happen (maybe on her birthday, or one of the drunken nights before/after it)

fuck, i have become the larping weekend poster

Invictus MD just jumped 10% on a 50% short day on Thursday then only did 2.3% the previous days volume on a 1% drop so nobody was able to cover. get ready for the squeeze, shorts about to get fucked up.

soon?

>>14998375

now. but time is running short.

>>14998375
no

>>14998289
>so im trying to be as cheap as possible
freemont street is the way to go then.. it's considered old town vegas and everything there is half the price as the strip.. for example minimum bets on strip is $10 .. at freemont it's $5.. you can get $1 hotdogs... the reason most go to freemont street is because it's cheap.. it's known for being cheap

>>14998404
>>14998402
I sleep

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-27/12-year-old-new-york-girl-arrested-spray-painting-swastikas-around-town

they caught baggie red-handed
finally we can pump the markets
SPY to 400

>>14998536
>heinous hate crime

tsk.

I don't have much money to invest, just about 1500€.
Does it make sense to invest in stocks with this small amount or should I not bother with it?

>>14998753
that is enough, might want to stick with ETF's or an index instead of many individual stocks with such limited capital


there is no amount that is too small to bother with (assuming no transaction fees)

>>14998793
Nice, thanks.

What's your stance on the BYND earnings? I am of the opinion that the stock is overvalued, but that it will still increase in value because of better than expected earnings. Considering how small the company is, the media attention they have been getting and that they sell a "cheap" product, I think it is nearly impossible that lots of new customers didn't try the burger. The stock will very likely adjust this year to a more reasonable value, but I just think it's a bit too soon for this. Also, too many investors like to bet on potential.

>>14998961
Earnings don't matter nearly as much as future guidance

>Reasonable
>Stock market
Lol

>>14998961
The earnings, heck even most numbers don't matter when it comes to BYND
That's why they call it a story stock. The point is, you don't buy BYND because of any present-tense or near future earnings or sales numbers. You buy BYND because you see a million announcements of partnerships with restaurants, and because you can imagine BYND being one of the biggest food companies on Earth in a decade. But mostly, for those buying BYND, they buy it because everyone else is buying it

Disclaimer:
I/we have a substantial position against BYND

Also buy KHC, I explained why last thread

CEI should hire a Dominatrix to advertise their company to stock brokers on account of the double entendre in their ticker. Discuss.

>>14998536
Do they mention that this little girl is a job creator?

Might be time to buy Sherwin-Williams Paints (SHW)?

>>14999636
I don't get it, spoonfeed me, I'm clueless on BDSM
Your ID is very super cool so I'm ready to believe and buy into whatever you say

>>14999765
Cei stands for cum eating instructions. It's a soiboy fetish for beta cucks.

>>15000124
Yeepers
What is wrong with people
A huge asteroid impact event or earthquake could happen at any moment and these dudes are spending their lives fantasizing about eating cummies instead of buying shares of KHC

I actually don't understand how, out of the huge variety of fetishes people have, they end up picking the most garbage and unappealing ones. There are like a billion fetishes and that is what turns them on? They should be exterminated so that there are more resources for the rest of us

>>15000124
Only people interested in your extreme homosexuality would know that

>>14997785
Yeah its ticker is O

is beyond meat worth it after the huge surge?

When I was 18 I almost put $20k into facebook when it was like at $17 per share but I didn't know how to use a brokerage account so I stopped.

Anyone looking at buying ONCE?

Spark therapeutics is being acquired so it should pump the price up.

Post your face when you realized back testing is retarded

>>15001033
There are other opportunities. When I was 25 I thought "I should invest in amd" when the PS3 and 360 were announced. Didn't. Hindsight is 20/20.

>>14999251
what about ADM, CAG, etc? can't they also jump on the fake meat bandwagon

>>14999251
i bought beyond the morning it went on sale. it was right before lunchtime, i was gonna go on lunch then come back to buy but i didnt thank god.

i bought beyond becuase i eat that shit everyday everywhere. i actually prefer the taste compared to meat that has sometimes peices of cartilage and fat that get stuck between my teeth.

It's over. The junk bond market is about to collapse. The bond market is 2x the size of the stock market.

>>15001510
That's exactly right
I posted about it yesterday evening, but there is an incoherence right now in the supermarket and in the marketplace, and it is centered on processed foods.

For the last decade we've had people who were not food processing engineers tell us that processed foods are evil. And recently, big processed food companies like KHC and the others have had a hard time selling as many processed food products as they used to.
Then along comes BYND. Their food product is extremely processed and not cheap, because they have to go through a massive amount of chemistry to try and get pea protein powder to look and act like a burger.
And for marketing reasons, their processed food isn't bad. It's good for you, you're a friend of cows everywhere for eating it, etc. All the restaurants want this processed food product on their menus, and investors are blown away and can't stop buying it.
But it's all going to rubber band and revert to mean for some reasons:
Realization by consumers that BYND is super processed, and therefore "bad"
Realization by consumers that the BYND product is processed, but that doesn't mean it's bad, there isn't anything inherently wrong with processed foods (leading into a processed foods resurgence as a decade-long trend)
Other food companies come out with new and improved fake meat foods that they've been working on. They have stronger production and distribution channels, and can start to make large and substantial restaurant deals

Last thought : don't count out players like McD or Yum from making their own fake meats in house, instead of buying from one of the food processing conglomerates. It is just as likely that MCD R&D comes out with the hottest fake meat product of 2020, to sell in their stores (and possibly supermarkets too). Don't count out Walmart. Don't even count out Amazon, they're a long shot but I see a possibility that anyone in the food processing space comes out with a FM product in the next two years

>>15001796
Probably not Amazon, I just looked up whole foods and they basically have no food processing infrastructure or research, so it would have to come from the Amazon grocery side which doesn't do that as far as I know
I was just trying to throw out all the possibilities.
MCD still firmly on the plate
The thing I should re-emphasize is that MCD isn't a cheapy like KHC is a cheapy. KHC, CAG, etc. have been brutalized by the "natural foods" fad, so they are on sale especially if we go into a more processed foods friendly trend next.

Nailed it!
TSN to the moooon!

Movie night tonight?

>>15001796
I think BYND had put themselves in a difficult spot with their fake meat. It strikes me as being a lot easier to reverse engineer their product than it was to develop it in the first place, after all people already know it's essentially pea protein and oil. I'd be shocked if most big food companies and even AMZN weren't running mass spec and stuff on it right now, if there's an AMZN branded fake meat that undercuts it in price they're done for. I do think a lot of the selling power of fake meat is that it provides an almost religious sense of absolution in the consumer, even if it's bad they feel like they're good people for not hurting the animals and being """"good"""" for the environment. I think WMT/MCD would have a hard time selling their own versions because people associate those brands with being lower class and bad for the environment, whatever that means.

>>15001997
9:00pm MTN (Chad) time, 11:00pm EST as always! I still need to find a movie, my copy of Looking for Mr. Goodbar fucked up in google drive and we can't watch it ;_;

>>15002027
I was looking around earlier for Glengarry Glen Ross and Network, couldn't find them on google drive but there are putlocker and openload uploads.

>>15002069
Putlocker doesn't work unfortunately, if it did we'd be spoiled for choice. The good news is I just found a full copy of Marebito (2004), it's one of my favorites! It's like The Ring (1998), but with hollow earth mythology and urbex.

>>15002093
heh, think I still have that on dvd somewhere...

It's not exactly Ichi the Killer, but it works.

>>15001510
>>15001796
Kelloggs already has a fake meat operations thats twice as successful as beyond meat but not helping the stock

>>15002018
>running mass spec
Lol they definitely aren't
For chemical/structural things like processed meats, they are running chemical tests and mostly just looking at it through microscopes
Mass spectrometry is to determine elemental composition. BYND meat product is just C, H, N, O, etc. the obvious organic stuff, and knowing the ratios doesn't help.

It's not super easy to reverse engineer and make the stuff overnight. I think there are really dozens of ingredients and dozens of processing steps.
I think the goal shouldn't be to copy BYND, but to exceed in quality with less processing.
If I were an R&D lead at a food processor, my goal would be to relax the "make it look and taste and have the consistency of meat". That's a very tough criteria, I think that it would be possible to make some plant-based macro balanced food that tastes really good and isn't as heavily processed. Just my feeling. It can be meat-like, but less so than the BYND product
And it should be full of psilocybin

>>15002139
Buy all the non-BYND food processor companies
Some won't pop off but some will. And they're all decently valued, some are really a good price to buy

>>15002093
looks cewell

>>15002276
>flat

>>14997579
I've been unlucky with AMD options. I really think they mooned, no way they price holds up for long.

I am gonna buy a fuck ton of CVS this week

Who here betting on $ODP?

Q2 revs comings in two weeks.

Seems poised for some gains. Their turn around seems bumpy but solid.

Imagine picking up a couple thousand shares and begging a big dicked patrician writing covered calls and collecting a nice dividend.

>>14998416
freemont does look like the place to be, and i know my brother has mentioned it quite a few times before (he goes out to LAS once a year at least)

oh and hotel might be SLS after 50 years of google searching

>>15001732
>The bond market is 2x the size of the stock market.
>imblying that means anything significant
protip: forex markets dwarf all stock markets (forex market easily dwarfs all stock markets combined)

>>15002500
i might get another AMD strangle, but i fatfingered $50 away from myself doing it last week (before they delayed their earnings report like a bunch of pussys)

>>15001407

>>15002857
/SMG/ poll: what is preferred restaurant of choice, McDonald's, Burger king, or taco Bell?

>>15003198
Chick-fil-A, a local restaurant, or just eating at home
If I don't want to spend the money to go to a local restaurant I have food at home

>>15003198
Taco Bell>>>>>>>>>>>>>Burger King>Mcdonalds

>>15003198
>>15003245
Not out of some moral need to support local restaurants, they just usually make better food

>>15003198
Donal's i guess. Taci Bell... i dunno. Burger King last.

Move night movie night! Get in here! Tonight's feature is Marebito (2004)!

>>15003245
>>15003270
thats not what the question asks

>>15003263
see i tend to agree with this kind of, tacobell is best overall, while burgerking has the best quality burgers n fries, if its fresh
mcdonalds has specials sometimes, but right now their menu is just quarter pounder with various amounts of vegi's on or not on it
and mcdonalds chicken is always shit

>>15003280
>Burger King last.
see i dont understand that at all, but most burgerkings are independently run franchises (moreso than MCD or YUM) so more variance from region to region?

>>15003198
In 'N Out

>>15003198
I wouldnt eat at any of those locations in the south unless you want burnt nog spit on top of your disgusting order

>>15002832
Mein nigga.

>>15003505
>thats not what the question asks

they're all shit

>>15003198
Taco bell and burgerking are chad

>>15003198
I vowed never to eat at Burger King again after I saw their little "Proud Whopper" stunt.
https://youtu.be/KLao1_JA2uE

So Burger King's out. Personally, it's going to have to be Taco Bell. But if I were taking the family, I think it would need to be McDonalds, at least for my wife's sake. But she'd really rather go to Chik-Fil-A or Wendy's anyway.

>>15003739
you sold me, never eating this crap again.

>>15003739
>>15003809
>Message is we're all the same inside
Absolutely blackpilled. There's nothing in there that makes you and better or worse than me, just organs and farts.

Got screwed over by robinhood. They're app is utter garbage, GE stock is listed as giving about 4.8% dividends. Learned elsewhere it's like 0.25%.

Biz is GE worth holding or best to sell off once it reaches break even prices at least? Stuck a few hundred but think their might be better stocks.

>>14997579


This poster, >>14997477, is referring to an episode of King of the Hill where Dale tells Nancy that he was out with the boys playing russian roulette. Iirc the conversation went exactly as the captions in the pic.

>>15003958
it used to be a common joke, there are a couple other shows that feature similar exchanges

>>15003935
lol ttthey cut the dividend to $0.01 a year ago

NEVER TRUST RH FOR ANYTHING
always find a second source of info

for dividend payouts, ALWAYS check last payouts with a website that shows how much they actually paid out

>>15002093
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Sharpe_Shaver
interesting dude

>>15003671
Awwwright.

I'm sitting on about 5000 shares.

Thinking of buying more.

Do any of you guys have any oddball picks? By oddball I mean unusual or surprising stocks like NSYC?

>>15001033
who has 20k when their 18

>>15004463
Someone who has a college fund but no desire to go to college?

Someone whose parents had a decent life insurance plan?

BTW, my salmon was pretty damn good, and I don't feel any listeria, in case anyone was wondering.

>>15004557
That's true and i'm a jackass since i do actually have 30k in a college fund but i've never really considered using anything more than 500 dollars to invest with it and probably never will.

>>15004683
???

>>15004620
that's how it always starts

>>15004713
>???

>>15004726
are you saying you have 29500 in a bank account and 500 in the stock market?
are you going to college now?
I'm unclear what you were saying in the post

>>15004726
I wonder how much he blew on that watch when he could've got a solid timepiece with the same aesthetics...

>>15004742
I'm dealing with a 32 oz zero calorie monster crash rn. I have 30k in a 529 and 2k invested. 1k in my bank account
>>15004769
lol, that's like a few thousand dollars at least on his wrist and everyone who sees this picture just notices his fat ass hands. LMao

>>14997346

>Xander

>Jewish name

This explains everything

Don't die!

>>14997633
I'm not too far from VP. If you're planning a meet I'd be interested in attending.

I am the Wizard King~!

These are the people I share my board with lmao
>>15003723

>>15005399
I AM THE LIZARD KING!

>>15004282
You think I should sell my GE stock while it is still near buy in price or do you think it has a good future in the next 5 years?

>>15005776
What does your gut tell you?

BLOG POST TIME

Sorry lurkers/posters/jannies.. just trying to keep the thread alive :..?

>been fucking this girl (fuck buddy)
>can't bring her home to family because conflict between her and my family and friends
>we are perfect for each other but it just can't work.. i can fuck other girls and she can fuck other guys we just don't tell anyone we fuck each other.
shes also very good at pool (so am I) so it makes for a fun time
>she tells me she has a friend that needs work done on her patio (i'm a handyman)
>tell her i can do it and to have the girl hit me up.
>tonight playing pool (with fuck buddy)
>she then says "oh, my friend that needs the patio work done just got here"
>girl comes in
>hottest girl at the fucking bar.. smoking fucking hot!!
>everyone checking her out
>I eye her from her body first and work my way up to her face
>as shes walking over we both make eye contact....
>shes a girl I used to fuck with back when I was 17-18
>she smiles.. I smile back (more like smirks), fuck buddy introduces us.. tell her we know each other and hint "real well"
>we try to ignore each other due to our past (old fuck buddies seem to do that for some odd reason)
>play some games of pool with others (people usually gather around when I play)
>she keeps coming to me to try and make small talk.. I keep ignoring her..
>guys keep coming by just to talk about how extremely sexy she is.
>toward the end of the night tell her i'd like to talk to her before she goes
>she says she'll be leaving soon (she's with a well known dyke that always pulls hot chicks)
>she sticks by me and basically starts to flirt with me
>tells me I look really good.. tell her thanks.. so do you
>does that little smile and sips her drinks and says "well like not on drugs and what not anymore" I chuckle and say " well i'm not the same guy as back then..
>she then repeats and makes it firm "well you look like really really good"
>tell her in a well maybe we just haven't seen eachother for a long time..

Don't buy shilled penny stocks here boys, all of my gains erased by nakd

>>15006179
>she says maybe.. but i'd really REALLY like you to come check out the patio
>tell her sure... just get my number from (fuck buddy) and hit me up and i'm sure I can figure it out
>proceed to ignore her
>play last game of pool
>as i'm leaving someone at the bar has bought me a shot
>walk by her to get shot
>as I walk by her.. she shouts "hey anon! don't forget about the patio!" and when i look at her she gives me that type of smile that the patio isn't as important as me hitting her up
>say oh i wont.. and give her that look like we're gunna fuck again...

Dirve back home and think to myself.. wow... this girl is actually pretty amazing.. we both come from the same area.. decent families... both had our little play time but know that since we were young we've both liked each other but didn't realize how well we'd be together until now when we're older.. but yet.. we're both at a fucking dive bar and most the time nothing good comes from there..... Do any of you guys think it's worth pursuing a girl from a dive bar? she really didn't look like she belonged there but she is extremely sexy and I don't mind taking care of a chick if she's just my sex doll and does my clothes, laundry, and cooks me food(basically i'd pay for her life as long as she did every fucking thing i told her to)... would it be wrong for me to swoop her up even though I know shes been around(so have I) but is extremely sexy..???? i'm so fucking confused about it....

again.. sorry jannies.. I'm jus trying to keep the thread alive.. please don't ban me again.. that shit is getting annoying.. i'm just trying to keep the only stock thread on /biz/ alive :/

Bump

>>15006269
Then post about stocks retard.

There's plenty of posts here about stocks that literally no one has responded to.

>>15006269
What’s the ticker symbol?

>>15006269

>>15006181
That NAKD anon shilled that shit and disappeared after we lost money on it. It only ever went down.

>>15006326
>>15006322
LCI.. my fuck buddy takes adderrall.. like a lot of it.. and so do a lot of her friends.. LCI is going to start distributing adderall.. it's being handed out left and right

LCI to $60

I make so much money without having to work that my life is boring.. problem is I don't have enough to actually actively trade (need about 500,000- 1,000,000,000 and even if I did i wouldn't want to.. I like being out and about.. I do have that kind of money but it's in different types of investments that are boring as fuck that take minimum of 6 months.. i'm an accredited investor and have accounts with brokers that most can not have... even in the investments I have.. my business associates are extremely aggressive (they're multi millionaires) but even then i've talked to their wives and they all say the same thing(their wives).. "we have all this money but we never do anything" it's like these guys become addicted to making more and more money.. i mean millions a year.. i'm just starting (3 years in) and they're trying to put me up on the pedestal.. sometimes i don't know if i want it... the life they live is fucking crazy as fuck.. they always travel around and make big deals but never have time for family.. their kids don't care for them and they don't care for their kids.. they lived that life and have moved on.. they're in their 60s+ and they always push me to be like them... I haven't even started a family.. but they want me to take the wheel of their businesses.. I just don't know if i want to.... some of these deals I do are extremely speclulative.. i have a bunch of lawyers that look it over and then the brokers lawers.. but its extremely stressfull.. then i have business partner that's always high as fuck.. like literally will take 5-10k out of our business account and disapear and then i get heat from associates about it..... they don't like my partner but yet have to deal with him but.. then i can't leave my partner

Which broker should I use as a europoor looking to DCA into some of the stocks shilled here? I can't use robinhood and interactive brokers wants 20$ in commissions/fees from me per month, which costs me more than not investing at all.

>>15006453
I knew you were hate around here and I never really understood why until right now.

Neck yourself my guy.

>>15006453
>(need about 500,000- 1,000,000,000
500 thousand to 1 billion?
I mean yeah you could really do some trading with a billion dollars.

>>15006453
I've told my partner already that theres going to be a time where i'm going to branch out if he doesn't get his shit together.. a business associate (one of my mentors) has a huge business that he wants me to be the CEO of.. he talked to all the people involved and has put a in an extremely good word for me... only thing is.. he wants me to leave my partner.. my partner has been my best friend for 12+ years and we've made a lot of deals and money together.. he's just always fucking high.. and when I mean high.. i mean like he doesn't know what fucking month it is.. he has a girlfriend but he goes and fucks hookers and disapears for days.. but she doesn't care because he provides a great life... am i supposed to leave him behind in the dust? am i supposed to jump fences? am I supposed to make millions and just give hime 3-5k a month for "allowance"... ? i just don't know..

If you any of you actually wanna talk stocks and talk business I could tell you some crazy shit about how the industry works... problem is.. there are too many newfags in here and i happened to stumble upon a gold mine that i'm not "techinically" supposed to talk about..but anyone with experience.. especially in OTC and penny stocks know all this shit... extremely high risk investments come with extremely high risk return...

I've bought stock for .00005 from a company and sold it all at .0002... shit was so sketchy.. the ceo tried to sell me the stock for .000065.. but my mentors told me no.. fuck that.. tell the CEO fuck you!! I did and thank god.. the stock went to .0001 with no bid... the company was legit but it was extremely speculative (it actually ended up doing well in the long run).. but if i didn't get it for .00005 i would've broke even.. then once i bought them and put them on market some guy called me and said he wanted to buy them all for .0001.. problem is.. if i sold all at .0001 i'd lose money... between all the lawyers and brokers fees...

>Open up a Vanguard stocks and shares ISA a month ago
>Forget about it
>Remember last night and check it
>I'm up nearly 60 quid

Is it literally just free money?

>>15006549
I told my mentors about the deal and they said "FUCK THAT!! fuck that guy!! he's trying to fucking use you anon!!" this is wallstreet.. he's either going to fuck you or you're going to fuck you!!!!!!! you should sell all your shit at .0002 and show your fucking size!! don't play games with these guys.. they aren't messing around theres millions on the ilne... ever since then i've been on my grind... I could tell this thread sooooooooo fucking much about how the stock market works with brokers.. market makers.. big investors... problem is there are too many fucking retards in here that watched a couple youtube videos that think they know all the anwers...

The market is fucking RIGGED!! fucking play it!!! if you're going to fucking trade.. be fucking aggressive and know what the fuck you are doing!!! its a dog eat dog world out there and what you see playing out on your screen is fucking nothing!!! FUCKING NOTHING!!! compared to whats going on with the actual corporation... corporations are their own entity.. get that through your fucking head.. they are their own fucking ENTITY!! they will be around longer then you will live!!! all the "lawsuits" and "good deals" are all bullshit and temporary... this much bigger forces at work

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!

LCI TO $60!!

>tfw ywn buy Amazon at 5.67 dollars @ 9/27/2001
>tfw ywn get a 33,500% return

Why even live? If you'd invested 10,000 dollars, you'd have 3,350,000 dollars now.

>>15006589
Scratch that, make that 36,064%

>>15006521
>>15006453
oops.. i ment 1,000,000... if you're trying to actively trade with out atleast $500,000-$1,000,000 you're playing an aggressive game and you better know what you're doing... and i'm not talking all in one stock.. i mean a whole fucking portfolio thats actively rebalanced constantly....

BTW... WTF is going on with GALT?!?!? shit is looking sketch.. we need some fucking news!! options is playing a big part in that trade.. if no news at this level we're going to $3 and big money is going to collect fat premiums.... doesn't matter how much we accumulate.. if they bring it down to 3 we're sitting sideways for awhile................ someone please give me a fucking god damn fucking update!!! whens the news?!?! whats coming up?!?! can we expect any type of merger or buyout?!?! help me out here.. I have my thoughts on it.. but i don't want to say in this toxic as fuck thread....

>>14999251
>I/we have a substantial position against BYND

I really hope that thousands of incredibly out of the money options you bought for pennies or else you must really hate money

>>15003198
Burger kings because it's two minutes away. If you really driving 15 minutes to get fast food, then I really wonder why you're buying fast food at all.

Does anyone know of any midcap or lower semis that are heavily in IoT? After Cypress Semiconductors got bought out, I'm looking for a new position to open with the cash I'll be getting from the buyout at the end of the year. So far, I've only found SEMTECH and QORVO.

Also.. if any of you motherfuckers have access to OTC check out SIML.. the stock is going to climb nicely!!! I would not buy it right now i'd wait till .02 and maybe sell around .20 or even higher.. awhile ago I had some associates want me to fuck with them.. I didn't.. but i asked my brokers about them.. most of them said they are on their "dont do business with" list.. meaning.. they can not dilute!!!! not only that but they kicked all old management out the fucking door and all old invesors... I actually talked to the CEO Rich.. and he told me no on some investments on i wanted to make.. he said he is going to turn that company around BIG TIME!! i said yeah!?!?! well i've heard that before but i've seen a lot of flops!!! and i said it jokingly.. and real serious he said "nothing i do flops!" he started his own telecommunications business in san fran and grew it big.. now he's onto some CBD venutre... i tried to get in but he will not let any dilution accure especially since no brokers will allow it... he took control BIG TIME and kicked a lot of toxic investors out.. he has since extingushied debt and bought back shares!! unheard of for OTCpinks.. SIML could potentially reach nasdaq.. no joke.... the only reason why... is because the new CEO.. if any of you know how to read filings and see what he's done its fucking incredible.. i've been around the pinks for awhile and talked to a lot of CEOs.. and this guy is no bullshit!! at first i didn't believe it until i started reading the news.... there isn't going to be any dilution.. there isn't going to be any pump and dump.. there isn't going to be any scam people around.. he going to turn the company around and he has the right people to do it... he said "anon.... look... i'm old... i've seen this all before.. and anon and anon and anon (my business partners) arent' going to destroy this company... and neither are you.... we have cash flow we have big deals coming.. we have great opportunity here..

>>15006697
Oh and Skyworks.

>>15006589
You can do that now aswell if you find the right company to invest in, the problem is that it's almost impossible to know. Just as it was impossible to know that Amazon would become massive. If you bought bitcoin in 2012 and held it you would have made 120000% in 2017, if you bought it in 2011 you would have made ~400000%, etc etc.
Tl;dr irrelevant thoughts.

I bought 4 bitcoins in 2012, I didn't know shit about it and had no idea it would reach 20k in the future. I just forgot about it and sold when I heard about the hype a few years later. It's literally up to you to just take a chance about something you find cool/interesting and hold it for years.
Look at AMD for example, in ~10 years from now their stock might be worth.. let's say $200 or something if they keep up. Which means you would have made 17000% if you bought in 2016. Sitting here speculating how much you would have made if you bought will only make you depressed and that's stupid considering you have missed thousands of similar opportunities. If you didn't invest in for example AMD back in 2016, you wouldn't have invested in Amazon back in 2001.
So again, irrelevant.

>>15006701
.. there is no need to get anyone toxic involved.. in fact.. we are going to get rid of them as soon as we get the chance... so i'm sorry but i do not need your investment at this time..... I said.. well I respect that sir and I wish you the best.. but you do have my number incase you change your mind. and he was real polite and said.. I do.. and you might be one of the first I call if I come into trouble since i've heard a lot about you and you aren't like the others.. but as of now.. SIML doesn't need any money and we area expecting to grow at a healthy rate...... we chit chat for a little and that was it.......... So I have confidence in that company.... so any of you that have access to OTC i suggest you check it out... the CEO Rich Hylen is no fucking joke... check out their subsidary satel.. he started that and beast mode it through... again.. i'd wait till .02 to start buying and i'd wait till at least .20 to even think about selling

>>15006589
>>15006737
Gee, if only there was a sure thing which compounded forever and would give you 10% every single year. Some sort of index, which tracked the top companies of a country, so you didn't even need to gamble on which was the next best thing.

>>15006322
>There's plenty of posts here about stocks that literally no one has responded to.
Probably because you're all retards gambling. Why do we even have these threads anymore? Not a single fucking person here is talking about anything relevant to actually investing, you're just randomly picking companies based off news cycles. I cant even remember the last time someone posted their yields, dividends, projected profits/loss on a company. /biz/ is literally worthless for making money. Risk management literally does not exist on /biz/, its impossible to make money without understanding or dealing with it. Drawing some trend lines on a graph does not fucking make you right in predicting the future.

You're all day/week trading tiny amounts of money thinking you're going to make it big that way because everyone here wants to make as much money as possible with as little work instead of actually sitting down and putting in effort. It doesn't matter if you have $1 or $10M, there are simple easy long term investing strategies which have been shown over and over to beat any dumb fuck short term trading. Even the best funds in the world dont trade in short term anymore, stocks are literally only purchased for 2 years minimum, and those funds still in 10+ year time frames often fail to out perform the basic indexes.

And finally to top it all off the perfect investment does exist, the SP500 or your countries equivalent in an index fund/ETF. Do you know how fucking insane a 10% return every single year for the rest of your life is? When you throw in dividends and buybacks your tiny 10,000 seed grows into hundreds of thousands, and the more you put into it the faster it grows. But no one here would do that, because it would require you sitting down and figuring out how much you can save a year, and putting it away from the future, and you're all so fucking impatient you would rather throw it all away on a worthless chance of getting rich.

This board is fucking Tulips.

>>15006861
you seem knee deep in abstractions. Good luck with that

>>15006881
>lets ignore his 20% return on a 2M investment over the last year
>a-abstractions!
Post your portfolio

>>14997537
Exactly what it says. Why would anybody invest in a negative yielding bond? I'm not sure. Anticipating deflation? More secure than cash in a bank account?

>>15006861
I am roughly 80% invested in blue chips and index funds, 10% cash and 10% to meme with crypto. If on the off chance the autists are right I will make a ton. If they aren't I will lose at most 10%.

>>15006906
The law says that you have to do it, so you do it.

>>15006861
Wow look another retard trying to low key flex.

Regardless of your opinion on people's posts here taking about straight up gambling on penny stocks is objectively better then some HIV patient rambling about sluts he got the clap from at a pool hall.

>>15006959
>Regardless of your opinion on people's posts here taking about straight up gambling on penny stocks is objectively better
Lol no, and you're a moron who will stay poor forever because you're too arrogant to admit you dont know what you're doing. Enjoy living in your cardboard box.

>>15006861
>You're all day/week trading tiny amounts of money thinking you're going to make it big that way.
I made 100$+ last week on 13k$. Bear in mind I messed up in multiple trades (T, VALE and EXC) making less than I could've. An average of 100$ a week would cause my account to rise by 16%+ annually, which would make me out perform the index. Point I'm trying to make is that day trading/week trading can be very profitable if done even half well with a good plan.

>>15007105
I don't come to biz to find out how to "make it" I come here for entertainment. 4chan is an entertainment website. Maybe there are delusional or brainlet anons that think they can day trade their way to millions, but to lump everyone that posts here, especially on /smg/ into that basket is myopic and disingenuous. I think you owe me an apology.

>>15007216
Wait, we cant get filthy rich just by browsing/biz/?

>>15007244
Oh my, no.

>>15006179
>>15006258
>>15006453
Just fathom that 50-100 people go scammed by this guy

>>15007193
>An average of 100$ a week would cause my account to rise by 16%+ annually
See you in 6 months when you dont achieve this

>>15007216
>i-its just entertainment!
Well you're not wrong, this entire board is 100% bullshit and irrelevant.

Its pokies, its horse-racing. It isnt not investing.

>>15007684
Alright well if it bothers you so much why are you still posting here

I wish the stock market were open on the weekend. Now I'm addicted to investing and I get so bored on the weekend.

>>15007584
I’ve been consistently profitable on LCI.

>>15007846

>>15006258
How about finding a woman you actually have feelings for?

me unironically considering getting a bike, would be hyper fun explore some quiet curvy backroads during summer heats :) was astnosished bikes that actually cost like 20% what cars prices even like some cool looking brand new ducatis and ninjas

>>15006906
Two big reasons I know of are forex speculation and front-running the QE purchases central banks make.

>>15003198
Wendy's. Probably the best in terms of burger taste.

>>15006697
How do buyouts work? Say I bought a bunch of that stock before the buyout, would I make a profit once the buyout is said and done?

>>15006170
Nothing, just that it should rise in the future. I can easily see it going noticeably up. Guess I'm just being antsy and want to divert those funds into different stocks I see with more short term potential.

>>15008105
I got a little 150cc some years ago for commuting because poor. Gets just fast enough to hop on the highway. It's super fun. Better than a car. I don't use it as much now because I don't travel as far for work and it's not worth gearing up to ride for 2 minutes and hop off again. But if you have the time it's worth it for sure. I wouldn't even get anything super fast if it's your first bike. More fun to ride a small bike fast than a big bike slow.

>>15006513
I'm turning the corner on him. He speaks like enough of a douchebag to perhaps be telling the truth.
I wish I had more images on my phone.

>>15006453

Like half of all analysts can't even analyse BYND because it's valuation doesn't make fucking sense. It would make my fucking decade if BYND flash crashes by 60%+ after earnings shows how much of a manipulated sham it is.
Imagine the amount of money lost, please let it happen.

>>15008950
"The Great Meatcession"

>>15006861
Without making too many judgements on anons in these threads - the most pathetic thing I see is them jumping on the bandwagon of literally any fucking stock they get shilled here. Case in point LCI last week.

LCI gets a fake pump, jumps 35 percent, already much too high to buy in at the same day(it has no choice but to pull back), and yet you see all these anons instantly hopping on it, buying 1-2k worth of it, like they think it's going to pump ALL DAY. Then the inevitable happens and they post portfolios of them losing 1k in a day, the next day. It's seriously fucking pathetic.

Just examine this situation anons: do you really think you're going to "make it", by trend hopping every fake pump you see - just because some guy on an anonymous image board said "buy it"?

I'm not trying to say I haven't had losses - I'm holding --3k and -5k on VSTM and NVAX, but at least I didn't buy this shit because I saw someone shilling it on an anonymous image board. And again, I can't stop stressing it - buying a stock at 1-2 pm when it's already reached its high for the day? Jesus fucking Christ.

>>15008950
Watch it go up a further 20% to spite you

Bros help! Just got $150k inheritance, has to remain in brokerage, what do I buy?

>>15009289
What brokerage?
S&P500 is all you need.

>>15009326
Chase you invest

>>15009109
>VSTM
OOOOOF yeah I’m in there too. I dropped almost all of those bags though, just took the loss. Which might’ve been stupid, now that there’s finally news, but I got tired of waiting for management to get it together, and didn’t think I would be able to closely follow the space to make sure no competitors were getting the jump on them.

Who knows though, LPTX managed to pump pretty quickly, and that seems like it’s just in anticipation of new data.

>>15009326
ETF or mutual like VFIAX?

>>15004463
in my case it was from a settlement from a hit and run

Dude, it‘s sunday. wtf do i do?

>>15009434
Eh, I put in 10k at 2.20, so I'd rather hold it. I'm pretty certain that VSTM will slowly start to etch up, potentially at $20 per share by end of 2020. But then again - they might slowly start to burn out and get delisted - who knows. The latest agreement with Sinofi is very good - plus the fact that they moved their corporate update and earnings date earlier next month. Hopefully some good news.

I also hope the LPTX crowd recoup their losses from March.

>>15009540
Crypto obviously

>>15009289
>>15009385
>>15009489
VTI (total stock market ETF) or SPY (S&P 500 ETF)

I personally prefer VTI

>>15009551
>Sinofi

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I agree it is good news tho
Their biggest issue has been with marketing their drug, Sanofi should help with that a lot

>>14997477
>>14997633
>>14997888
>>15000233
>>15001000
>>15001033
>>15001355
>>15002133
>>15002500
>>15005399
>>15006322
>>15006500
>>15006611
>>15007244
>>15007677
>>15009277
So many digits ITT

>>15009489
SPY is fine. Low fee, decent dividend.

...this might not be a great time to enter though. Wait for a few percent dip in the S&P before entering. Cost average your way in, 10% at a time, over the course of a year or two. That should put you in decent position unless the Big Dip occurs.

CATS
DYAI
MRKR
ATHX

These four stocks will be my portfolio after GALT

>>14997346
100% in eth

>>15002832
who goes to office depot anymore? SP is almost at an all time low. reminds me of sears

>>15009769
>>15009637
I’ll check this out, thanks. QQQ for 50% and SPY for 50%?

>he buys when Fear & Greed is above 60

You don't seriously do this, do you?

Hey rat, same taste in books!

>>15009783
>>15009822
>No diversification, no dividends
costanza.jpg

>>15010209
150k is too much to go all in on stocks at once, especially with the market at all time highs. The market could roar higher, and eventually will, but I'm not optimistic about the trade talks set to resume this week, and the rate cut is already built in.

Basically, I'm saying you need to diversify, and never underestimate the power of having a nice chunk of cash to buy with when the market pulls back (see: November-January). Buy a tiny bit of precious metal too, like 5% of your portfolio, just in case things go wrong. That's a trade you're hoping to lose money on though, if you make money on gold, it means there was another 9/11 level disaster or hyperinflation.

If you want better advice, give more information on your situation, what you're hoping to do, if you already have emergency funds and hedges in place, etc. If you plan to just let the money sit for years, and never want to have to follow the market, then all-in SPY/QQQ is fine.

>>15009551
I hope it works out. I could've made money if I had bought all the way down, but it didn't feel wise. Reduced my downside, reduced my upside, meh.

>>15010255
>Crypto Fear and Greed Index at 16
:3

>>15009540
Gym, anime, video games, books, audiobooks, clean your room, clean your bathroom, hang out with your gf(kek)

...When's the last time you washed your sheets?

>>15010317
Thanks for the info. I have around 100k in cash in preparation for a home purchase so this is separate money that I hoped to grow sizably over the next 10-12 years. I’m a mini boomer in my early 30’s so this is my “make it” stack

That's a tough one. QQQ or SPY for the next decade?

>>15010672
I kind of like a combination of something like SPYX and VTI.

Decrease exposure to fossil fuels, increase exposure to S&P, and add exposure to broader market.

>>15010741
Isn't QQQ free of fossil fuels as well? Why not do QQQ and IWM?

what does /smg/ think of $SHOP?

>>15010777
Nice trips

Interesting, I didn't know that. QQQ has no fossil fuels, you're right. It also has no financials though, and I don't like that. Rate cuts aren't great for banks, but I still think the banks have a relatively low valuation, and Mastercard&Visa will probably continue to rise.

For IWM, I'm not crazy about smallcaps, I just want exposure to the broader market in case I'm missing something. I think the big guys have the pricing power and other advantages to withstand any issues like trade wars, and can even last through a recession when we get one.

Clearly, I need to look more at these ETF holdings, but because I use Schwab, I've been focused on their funds, because for users there are no transaction fees, and the expense ratios are pretty damn low. SCHG, SCHV, SCHX, and SCHB in particular.

>>15010971
I forgot QQQ doesn't have V or MA in it. Good point.

>>15010883
For what? Earnings trade?

>Two of my largest holdings report earnings premarket Tuesday
AH!
Which should I listen to, MRK or MO?
I think probably MO...

>>15006453
Yikes. I was going to convert my IRA out of index funds to 100% LCI on Monday. I think I'll be selling my LCI on Robinhood instead.

>>15011156
shitshitshitshit it's worse than I thought!
Mastercard, Merck, Altria, and Geo Group ALL reporting earnings pre-market on Tuesday!

Oh noooooo...

>>15004420
Nice. I only started my Robinhood account back in April, and I still haven't gotten it to five figures yet. Even if I did though, I like to keep some diversification out of principle.

>>15006780
Name the index fund that has given 10% returns every single year? It's certainly not any S&P 500 index fund.

>>15007584
LCI is not only a Schwab A-rated security, but ranks within their top percentile.

>>15009109
(1) LCI did pump "all day," up over 40% from open as I recall.
(2) LCI is trading at a steep discount now for various reasons. One could argue that the pump 40% was really more of a return to a fairer valuation than anything.

>>15009540
If only someone compiled some kind of code of canons or laws, governing such questions...

>Can. 1247 On Sundays and other holy days of obligation, the faithful are obliged to participate in the Mass. Moreover, they are to abstain from those works and affairs which hinder the worship to be rendered to God, the joy proper to the Lord’s day, or the suitable relaxation of mind and body.

>>15007105
You know nothing about me or my investing habits.

You're just outing yourself as a brainlet coming here and bitching. If you actually gave a fuck and weren't just trying to brag you'd be contributing to the conversation in a constructive way.

Not being as insufferable as a tripfaggot.

>>15006258
dude just go for it

>>15006446
nobody forced you to buy it

>>15009693
thats usual for /smg/, king of a low triple count tbqh

>>15010672
DIA

>>15006258
dude just go for it

>>15006446
nobody forced you to buy it

>>15009693
thats usual for /smg/, kind of a low triple count tbqh

>>15010672
DIA

>>15010134
My wife has been to Office Depot multiple times in recent years to use their print services. I personally have been there twice recently: once to pick up a printer I bought online and another time for some office supplies. Some people say stupid things like all stores are going out of business except Amazon and that Amazon will be 100% of retail business, which is stupid. But ODP is not just a brick-and-mortar consumer retail. Their future growth focus is more on business-to-business sales, plus their Compucomm division.

The share price being low is the reason why ODP is a good buy right now. By your reasoning, BYND is a great stock now because it keeps hitting new highs for no good reason. ODP is trading at a steep discount, presumably because it's perceived now as an unglamorous company with lackluster growth prospects. Even if that ends up being true, I think as long as you keep your cost basis under $2 per share, you're unlikely to lose a lot of money. Suppose $2 is the new normal, even then you're still receiving a $0.10 per share annual dividend payout (assuming a cost basis of <$2, would be a >5% yield), and writing calls under current conditions can easily net more than double that, potentially quite a bit more. I think it's not unlikely that we coul see a pump above $3 in the relatively near future, very likely to see a pump above $2.50, and extremely likely to see pumps near or into at least the $2.20s for a >10% return if sold. On the other hand, suppose ODP has just a $0.3x EPS and the market deems it worthy of just a 10 PE ratio, that's already a $3+ stock. And I think, over the longer term, ODP may very well surprise some people.

>>15012189
ooh i'm gunna go for it forsure.. last night after my rant my fuck buddy called me wanting to get a room... we like doing that.. it gets kinky.. i used to even do that with my ex.. we'd get a room just to be somewhere different and fun... but we get to fucking and then the subject of that girl comes up.. my fuck buddy says she really really wants to have lesbian sex with her and that she's going to try for us to have a 3some... she's like "would you fuck her?" and i was like.... uummm.... i already have... LOL she was like OMG i can tell!!! then she said it turned her on and i fucked the shit out of her.... so hopefully my fuck buddy brings this other chick into play with us :)

>>15008241
Depends on the buyouts. Cypress' buyout was a cash buyout, so every shareholder is paid a certain amount. So in this situation you would make a profit and be paid in cash. Other buyouts give you shares per share or a combination of both. It just depends on the specific buyout.

>>15006701
According to the Schwab website, the 10-day average volume is only 12 million. Looks like you could feel like a real bigshot without all that much money...

>>15012251
You know both those women are going to be twenty years older in twenty years? Even if they're just 25 now, they'd be 45 in twenty years. In another twenty years, they'd be 65. What kind of investment is that?

>>15010317
Thanks man.

>>15011767
LCI can be however undervalued it wants to be. My point was that they were buying a stock - not because they had done research on it, not even any TA, but just because they saw it shoot up 1 day, and some guy told them to. It pumped, but around 1-2, maybe 3 pm, it did pullback a bit. LCI is (maybe, I'm not an LCI expert)not so bad in itself, buying it for reasons I listed above is.

>>15012189
I am aware that I am responsible for my own choices, anon, thank you.

>>15010134
The perception that they're an office supply company is the reason why the share price is so low.

When in actuality they're trying to rebrand as a B2B supplier, getting into selling IT infrastructure as a service to small and medium businesses and other IT solutions through their CompuCom subsidiary.

They also recently (as in last week recently) started selling their products globally through Alibaba, cutting out the need to develop their own e-commerce platform and getting immediate heavy exposure to the Chinese market.

On top of all this as they're trying to focus on online sales they're turning their physical retail buildings into co-working spaces ala WeWork. This is a growing market that also offers synergy with their existing business. Paying members come into their coworking space and subsequently become customers of their traditional office supply business.

Their forward P/E is below 10. They sell below book value. They pay a 5% dividend. Announced a $100m share buyback program (this year?).

This isn't even the entire story either. It isn't guaranteed success but management seems to be aggressively pursuing profitability, not coveting a dying legacy business until bankruptcy.

>>15011680
My dick ranks in your top percentile ;)

>>15012420
Fuck if I care... I'm gunna fuck em now.. I'll worry about the rest later... who knows.. in 20-40years my dick might not even work anymore... so I'm gunna get my fucking in now

>>15000233
It's cus it's the easiest fetish to put into practice

Anybody here use eToro? Is it legit? Why is it not on the pastebin?

How come the Chinese kindergarten chain RYB (listed on NYSE) is still staying in the business and why Chinese parents are still sending kids to their kindergarten? They're found guilty for literally drugging as well as needling kids in their institution with unknown medicine with both video evidences posted and circulated online and being found guilty on official court.

>>15007684
Why even have a board if the end all be all is just "dump your money in the s&p500 to be a real investor"

>>15012860
I heard management of trades is really bad, stop loss doesn't work until you're 60% in profit or something in that range, their website looks absolutely hideous.. almost like an old gaming website, they have some security issues (they got hacked a few months back which made a lot of people lose trust in them), etc etc.
Maybe they are a bit better nowadays, but there's just better ones out there.

BUY AUTM! BUY BUY BUY!

Could Someone explain why the Merger of Mylan will be a boost to LCI?

>>15013353
Market cycles... drug industry has been hit hard to where now is the time that companies in the industry will look for opportunities to corner the market with mergers or buyouts.. seeing the value that LCI has and high institutional ownership it's a possible candidate for partnership or buyout... maybe another company doesn't have contracts for certain drugs that LCI might have... there's so many reasons...

Ah and note about future of China's child caring industry
It have been warned that, in the next decade, the amount of Chinese female in the age of 20-34 (the age that most women breed) will be reduced by 45%.
Which mean, even if the birth rate in China managed to stay the same, the amount of newborn baby in China will still reduce by half in the next 10 years.That's while birth rate in China have been dropping rather significantly in the past few years despite the abolition of the one child policy.

>>15013457
It would be nice to see some volume this week

>>15008587
yes the recommendation seems that inexperienced riders drive smaller bikes first like 200-300cc

>>15013511
How do I invest in asian women? They're going to be very valuable commodities soon

>>15001478
50/50

>>15002187
Gottdamnb this lad gets it

>>15002187
Impossible burger is already better, but they're not going private anytime soon

>>15013603
I thought abortion was a good thing.

>>15013603
>This guy expects poo in loos to be valuable
Kek'd

>>15013511
Damn it's such a mess
having no male children is kind of shitty though, like if you have only daughters you are kind of being existentially cucked by the universe. that's just from an individual point of view.
but if everyone decides that they only want male children, then the entire country ends up screwing over the generation of male children

china has an interesting future ahead of it


honestly it's just as bad in the US because the supply of non-fat female in the age of 20-34 is also really depressed
like there are more females around proportionally, but a bunch of them are fats, and some of them are turbo-fats or hard-left or lsbians so they aren't part of the breeding cohort

>>15013038
Hao Gu is a strong party member.
>>15009289
Get a 80k stock loan on it and invest in a private market.
>>15007216
Some anons were already rich when they came on /biz so what does that make them?
>>15006909
Just by any chance did you got the IRS notice about crypto as well? They seem to be giving them out this past couple of weeks. After Muchin went loco on CNBC about not ever holding bags.
>>15006861
That being said. Revealing your trading strategy after months of research for bunch of larpers, for free is retarded anyway.
>>15001033
Nice blog bro.

Since bynd has made me almost $10K I went and bought a pack of beyond burger patties. My initial impressions is that the raw patties have a very unappealing smell. It was hard to tell when they were "done" since it doesn't really color transition to brown in the interior. The outer crust has a crispiness unlike a meat burger, but the inner portion is a passable imitation of the texture of hamburger. The taste didn't bother me, but I loaded the burger with cheese, onions, tomatos and condiments so maybe it was being masked a bit.

>>15006861
Buy AMD

>>15013706
The number of male in the same age range in China will also be dropped although not as much.
>it's just as bad in the US because the supply of non-fat female in the age of 20-34 is also really depressed
Well, you can embrace fat female instead, like those in Tang Dynasty in China
>or hard-left or lsbians so they aren't part of the breeding cohort
Good thing is that they can use technology to get their own babies
Also America still have a higher birth rate than many developed countries

>>15013889
>Well, you can embrace fat female instead, like those in Tang Dynasty in China

you are as wise as ever, HK anon
but the problem I see is that a fat American woman in 2019 isn't equivalent to a plump Tang woman 1300 years ago
and now I'm letting >tfw no tangy chubby chinese imperial gf
wash over me . I will have to drown my sorrows again tonight

Future market is green as fuck.

>>15013889
Those other developed countries don't have birthright citizenship

>>15014009
Canada have it but they still have lower birth rate than America

>>15014085
Only if one parent is already a canadian citizen or the immigratns have already lived there for some time.

>>15014109
>Canadian citizenship is typically obtained by birth in Canada on the principle of jus soli, "or" birth abroad when at least one parent is a Canadian citizen or by adoption by at least one Canadian citizen under the rules of jus sanguinis.
Is this wrong?

>>15013713
>Revealing your trading strategy after months of research for bunch of larpers, for free is retarded anyway.
I want to help people make it though...
And writing makes me flesh out my theses more fully, plus, sometimes people bother disagreeing or pointing out things I may be missing.

Crypto letters are only going out to people who made money on crypto last year and failed to pay their taxes on it.

>>15013603
>>15013889
Decreasing breeding rate is generally expected as societies develop and modernize, quality of life goes up, cost of living goes up. Also appears to be linked to equality/education of girls/women. And shift away from agrarian lifestyle. If you need help around the farm, it might make sense to have more kids, whereas if you need more money for paying your bills, makes less sense.

>>15006861
I don’t fuck around with tulpas, that seems like trying to cause yourself mental disorders, no thank you.

And 10% every year for the rest of your life? You don’t really expect that, do you? I agree that buying and holding the index (with DRiP) is the “smart” move, but there’s no reason to think the past boom years will equal the future.

>>15014001
Why a bitch gotta lie?

>>15014218
search the archives for any of the last few Sundays around this time
it's a weekly ritual to have at least one futures overreaction post

>>15014253
Futures are always
N E O N
F L A T

BYND is crashing sub 100 tomorrow after earnings

This is your advanced warning.
Earnings will be grim.

>>15014359
>15014359
Earnings will be great, but that's already been priced in so it will go nowhere

>>15014359
I can't wait. Once your stop losses trigger, come buy some SNSS before we break a dollar. SNSS has beaten earnings 6 times in a row, and it will beat them again. Last time the stock price tripled for a month.

>>15014218
The were plus 0.25 points, but now they're minus 0.25 points. I guess this is the big one.

>>15010317
>When‘s the last time you washed your sheets?
Look if I had a girl over (kek) i‘d drive up to the foothills and we‘d bang under the veil of stars on the hood of the car.

>>15014342
its true
but any time futures opens, especially on Sundays, there will be at least one poster who starts going nuts about the futures

>>15014359
the earnings probably don't matter in themselves
I got a cheap $195 put on Friday, I just need BYND to break down towards 220 off the open to sell it for a little profit

>>15014437
I'm building a meme profile if just shilled stocks in /smg/ just to see what th3 average return is for shits n giggles.
So I'm already ahead on you SSNS

>>15014375
Take your gains and flee there will be no mercy from the red dildo

>>15014544
>this is what every retail trader believes
Short squeeze, going higher

>>15014561
I'm going to short the shit out of thhat BYND shit on Monday. It's got to come back down right?

>>15014573
Uh no... why? People say it's a fad, but tv's and cars were the fads of their era.

>>15014588
other companies can and will make fake meat
BYND is not worth $14 billion, their market cap will go back under $10, which is still an insane and hyped valuation

the first company to sell TVs or cars was not valued at 14billion overnight with under 100M revenue and negative earnings.
and BYND isn't the first company to make fake meat


If BYNDs product was nutty good, like as good as burgers and cost the same, then sure. pump them to 20B, whatever
But their fake meat isn't significantly better than other fake meats, they just got over-pumped because they're a story stock

>>15006861
How consistent is that 10% dividends over a 10 year period? Curious as thats pretty good returns if safe.

>>15014728
>this is what EVERY small time trader believes
Short squeeze imminent, going another 500% higher

>>15004046
yes but rugrats isn't one of those shows, someone took the exact dialogue from the king of the hill scene and put it on an unrelated rugrats scene, it gets more baffling the more you think about it.

>>15004420
I'm jumping into this too. Also fuck RH, I get free trades from my bank

>>15014832
80% of everyone who was going to get squeezed on this trade already got burned and got out back over $100-$150
everyone who was going to buy in is pretty well bought in at this price
even if you think BYND is going to massively grow for the next 5+ years, their stock is still overvalued based on the actual numbers they could hop to achieve

>>15003632
>In 'N Out

their fries are terrible

>>15014955
>>15003632
if you have to order something a certain way (Animal Style) for it to taste good, then it was never good in the first place

>>15003632
In N' Out = shit
having 10% of your portfolio in crypto = shit
not defrosting your salmon in the fridge the day before you eat it = shit
MRK = solid big pharma pick, but not the best stock ever or the only healthcare stock worth owning
n

>>15014970
original style is better than animal style

if I had In n Out in my state I would be going there now
In n Out is great
you just can't enjoy it because of heathen lifestyle

all food tastes better when you're right with God
but especially In N Out

>>15015006
been to California, In N' Out is a microcosm of the state itself
overrated and given undue respect by people who haven't been there

if you want godly fast food, go to Chick-fil-A

>>15014970
>>15014955
How long did you wait before eating their fries? If you don’t eat them fresh, you’re fucking up. You should get a box with a lid. And get extra spread for dipping unless you LOVE ketchup.

Fries are the side show anyhow, I’ve never judged a restaurant by their side-salad.

You’re getting better at this, I didn’t even have to use a pic this time.

>>15015001
>buying frozen salmon

>>15015080
>How long did you wait before eating their fries

ate them in the restaurant as soon as I got them, they tasted and felt like they were stale

>>15015092
talking specifically about that anon's frozen salmon dilemma

>>15015117
>>15015092
>>15004620

>>15015064
of course I eat all kinds of fast food
1. Any time I fly into CA, TX, or AZ I have to eat In N Out at least once before I leave.
2. Any time I fly into the south, anywhere that has Waffle House, I have to eat there

I have never disobeyed this rule for the last ~4 years
Alas, I live in the godless northern/midwestern state where we have neither of these and everything is flat and full of fat people who think they live interesting lives
They don't understand how difficult it is to live a true life of wonder and experience in a state without waffle house

For all who wondered, I used a recipe for cooking salmon straight from frozen. Got a great deal at GO.

I remembered to take out a frozen chicken breast when I made my salmon, so that’s what I’ll be making tonight. Probably just use the toaster oven again, pretty convenient.

Don’t really want to add much sodium or sugar, so I’m not crazy about any of the recipes I’ve found, and brining seems like just forcing extra salt in the meal.

Taking suggestions!

can I coat that shit in egg like you do for breading, but then just not add breading?

>>15015204
fucking just thaw the chicken, cut it up and stir-fry it with garlic, ginger and onions sauce.

>>15015261
not onions sauce, i mean you could add some onions too, but soi-sauce

>>15015204
Use some McCormick(tm) brand seasoning (Ticker: MCK) to liven up that chicken!! O_O

>>15015261
It’s so fucking hot I’m not doing that, I’m going to bake it.

But that is a good method, and i appreciate the suggestion. I forgot about stir fry, I haven’t done that in ages. I have a bunch of garlic, ginger, and onions too...

>>15015267
I know what you meant, I still try to avoid using it, partly because excess sodium. But I baked it into my salmon last night, fucking tasty.

>>15015204
you don't really want to coat it in egg and then not add anything else, you want at least a little corn starch or something

in a toaster oven you can bake chicken breasts with olive oil and a creole seasoning, then eat them with hot sauce and whatever sides:
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/240208/simple-baked-chicken-breasts/

alternatively, pan fry and then make jalapeno Chinese chicken, it's good
get a zoji rice cooker if you don't have one

>>15015117
>Stale
You know they're cooked from scratch right in front of you, using only potatoes cut on site, salt and oil right? How are they stale?

Fed shitpost is scheduled for Wednesday at 2pm est. Mark your calendars. Will Powell be a good boy or will he flip again and fuck the markets??? Find out soon!

>>15015278

>>14997346
I forgot how Jewish Rugrats was

>>15015327
Of all the consumer staple stocks I know of, MKC is the one that's held up the best

>>15003848
Except we're not which is how we can tell the race of people based on their fossilized skeletons.

>>15015297
What if I... coat it in egg and diced garlic?

Olive oil and seasoning sounds good. I have a Japanese curry spice I could try out, it’s a nice blend of flavors.

Recipe looks good
>1418mg sodium
That can’t be right...

>>15015349
Bones are organs. Just organs and farts, fren.

>>15015278
It’s TSN chicken :3

>>15003935
I had hope for GE as recent as early this year, but it's fading fast and nearly gone. I don't hold it at all, just one I've watched for sometime.

>>15015340
HSY should be number 1

>>15015368
you can go the ]chopped chx breast + egg + ginger + corn starch + some syo sauce + sesame oil] route, but you will want to leave it for a few hours in the fridge to really get all the flavors together
ginger finely chopped

for garlic, you will want to go hot oil in pan -> garlic in -> chicken in

putting the chicken and garlic together before you coat it doesn't do anything for you, coating the chicken in garlic will overpower and make cooking it all weird. don't go that route.

you want to max out your sodium and fat and protein intakes
all or nothing
life or death
as long as you work out and drink enough water you'll be right

>>15006861
All that text and you fail to realize literally s&p averages at 12% annual return.
You fucking idiot.

>>15015368
i mean you could velvet the chicken in some egg white and corn starch then boil it before you stir fry it. that's what most chinese resteraunts do, or you can put an egg wash on it and coat it in some bread crumbs before you bake it. i've never heard of just mixing egg and chicken unless you're like making an omlette where it's mostly egg and a little bit of chicken.

Hey biz. What are some good sites to invest on stocks and shares

>>15015554
/biz/

>>15015526
Chicken Francaise.

>>15015554
hello
what country are you in
what is your income level and age group?

>>15015580
you still dredge the chicken in flour.

>>15008950
That’s false, it anything can be valued.
It’s pretty simple. Meat market is big. Meatless food is taking more share.
BYND has the closest thing to meat and are getting big fuckinf deals and pumping out attractive products. Looks like a lot of money is banking on BYND continueing to secure the meatless market AND the market share of meatless meat to go up a lot

>>15015585
Im living in mexico right now. 20 yo.
Earning about 60 USD a month with some of the gov's investment options

>>15015629
>Earning about 60 USD a month

No disrespect, but i really hope that's a typo

>>15015629
Interactive brokers, maybe?
I don't know if we have any Mexican regulars who can give an advice on what broker to use.

a quick google search reveals that there is a vanguard Mexican branch:
https://www.vanguardmexico.com/web/cf/mexicoinstitutional/en/home

maybe try:
https://international.schwab.com/public/international/nn/acct_open_intro.html

>>15015661
did you read the seven words after those ones?

>>15015661
Nah thats right 60 USD a month, since im in mexico and im still in college the few works i can get pay next to nothing, so im looking for new ways to invest my money and help my parents with the bills in the house

>>15015609
Nah people are going to keep eating meat, no matter what anybody says, farting cows are here to stay.

>>15015261
>stir-fry
this is the equivalent of what a functional adult does when they‘re still a broke college kid at heart. or a meth head.

>>15015727
well i am still a broke college kid at heart. i ate my ramen noodles today and they were fucking delicious.

>>15015752
I‘m sorry Bagsy. I‘ll teach you how to make my famous Pan Fried Potato Cakes But I Slightly Changed The Recipe Because I Hate Jews.

>>15015767
i've been make latkas for years.

>>15015676
Saved the first one and already checking the second thanks man

>>15015767
is the secret ingredient zyklon b?

>>15012189
Why DIA over QQQ

>>15015796
>>15015806
I don‘t add onion nor do I grate and squeeze potatoes. I peel and quarter the potatoes, then boil them for 15 minutes. A couple teaspoons flour, salt, and egg. Fry. Slathe cholula sauce + ghost pepper mustard for dipping.

It‘s fucking delicious and has fed over 6 gorillian people.

>>14997346
Question:
If Tesla were to go into insolvency could Elon take SpaceX to the stock market, sell some of his shares, then pump liquidity into Tesla to save it?
As in, would he legally be allowed to do so?

>>15015842
thats kinda like how I make my codfish cakes, except i mash the fish and potatoes together after boiling them. then eggwash flour and fry.

>>15015800
your best bet is to try and find someone in mexico that you can trust who is financially literate to help you out before trusting me
good luck, remember to invest in companies that will profit from the construction of the wall

>>15015843
Elon you should be asking your lawyers this, not posting about it on /smg/
the short thing to say is: if you want to IPO a company you have to fill out a lot of paperwork and get approval
an easier route would be to somehow force a space-X payout, meaning to initiate a one-time dividend payout based on the company's cash holding and then use that money to fund TSLA
but the investors of SpaceX would probably riot (even though many are invested in both)

basically you aren't getting away with it
you have to make TSLA succeed on their own, they've had enough free passes so far

>>15015842
you should do them the traditional way, grate the potato by hand and squeeze the water out, then fry them in bacon fat.

>>15015899
Right, right...
Another SpaceX question: There's no stocks available obviously but is there a way for the average pissant (5-10k investment) to invest into spacex as directly as possible? I've heard you can buy Alphabet stock since they have some spacex in the mix somehow but I don't want alphabet right now...

>>15016000
>>15016000
>>15016000
>>15016000
NEW
>>15016000


fresh digits for a new thread (I think I got the trip 0's on another recent OP, maybe)

cooking and food general, of course

>>15015899
>>15015975
Btw Elon has said that he loathes the stock market because it would put pressure on SpaceX to be as profitable as possible but unironically I just want to support the endeavor. Not as charity, but as a slow long term investment. Elon is a meme machine but the team behind spacex has done some solid work. High profile engineering projects seem like the last remnants of healthy social groups relatively unaffected by political insanity.