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Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:28:26 2019 No.14991885 [Reply] [Original]

>meet really QT 3.14 tn
>flashing me the eyes
>laughing at all my jokes
>mentions her BF is showing up soon
>wtf.svg
>says they're gonna get married
>dweeb shows up
>cuckboi-tinypeepee.lol
>still giving me the eyes all night
Bros what do I do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:36:33 2019 No.14991935 File: 9 KB, 250x246, 1561492246624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991885 Rape them both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:37:58 2019 No.14991944 >>14991885 your just so autistic that you think being nice is flirting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:39:16 2019 No.14991951 File: 132 KB, 1080x1080, beach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14991944 probably this. sad story

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 01:40:07 2019 No.14991960
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>>14991885
Figure out some of her interests/hobbies that he's not into, then
>"Heyy btw, I have been planning on going to X for a while now, you wanna tag along"
>"Wow, what a coincidence! I was gonna do Y literally this weekend. You wanna tag along by any chance?"
XY being something related to her interests, but innocent enough to be just platonic. If she says yes, you're a go. If not, then try to get her socials and say
>"maybe some other time then, you gotta let me know though"
If not either, then she ain't into you m8. Just keep it casual in front of her man, and don't mention this in front of him. Also natural physical contact, and hug here when you're leaving. You can gauge interest from that so fucking much.

If she really is worth the trouble then do exhaust every option anon, I would know plenty. Godspeed, fren.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:14:42 2019 No.14992170 File: 197 KB, 900x722, 1554606310323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frens I don't want to be a homrecker but she has the softest skin and the prettiest eyes and he hair smells like flowers :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:17:27 2019 No.14992187 File: 67 KB, 847x521, 1511763059893.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992170 don't do it friendo. Its like banging a trap. Better not to know.

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:20:43 2019 No.14992219

>tfw no gf for one (1) trillion years because no moneys to ask qts out in past year and previous to that I was ugly
>now wage keking
>meet alrite qt at work
>shes nearly as autistic as me
I really wonder what shell think about my nazi memes and my jew gassing jokes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:23:13 2019 No.14992238 >>14992219 You diss the Jewish people around me and you'll end up in the hospital bud. Might want to stop being an anti-semite

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:24:08 2019 No.14992248 >>14992170 you have the wrong mentality for it, so don't bother. either she wants you to fvk her brains out or she doesn't. a women only needs 1 man AT MOST to describe the smell of her hair, u creep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:25:10 2019 No.14992255 >>14992238 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:27:58 2019 No.14992286 >>14992219 lmao nice ID hahahaa sugmu dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:31:32 2019 No.14992310 >>14991935 FPBP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:38:00 2019 No.14992354 File: 96 KB, 638x710, 1527631922216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992238 1v1 me pussy, i'll fuck both you and nose

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:47:34 2019 No.14992427 >>14992238 Jew here please staph anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:47:51 2019 No.14992432 File: 70 KB, 540x960, kek'dtospookyextents.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992286 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:52:51 2019 No.14992475 File: 1019 KB, 249x190, hahaahaaa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14992170 If you got that mentality then you just ain't cut for it m8. Sorry to tell you Anon, but you'll never make it. It's a dog eat dog world homie and I'm tryna eat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:53:59 2019 No.14992482 File: 3.36 MB, 2975x3210, 1562805405544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] have sex incel

Anonymous Sat Jul 27 02:58:15 2019 No.14992510

>>14991885
In all seriousness
Let me help fellow autistic retards like you and
>>14992219
Get the java-ide (sir) and install the Selenium library https://www.seleniumhq.org/ with Maven
Use selenium to make a autoliker / auto-messenger on OkCupid and set range to global
Spend a few neetbux on a plane ticket if you have to
You just avoided going to jail for being a retarded creepy autistic stalker. Congrats on this, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 03:04:48 2019 No.14992556 If she leaves her bf for you or cheats on him and you end up dating her she'll do the same thing to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 27 03:06:07 2019 No.14992569 >>14991885 tell her to all-in RFR. wait until it 50x's. she'll leave her boyfriend.

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