/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14982727
>going to the Barber
never gonna make it, just invest 100 bucks and buy a nice panasonic hairtrimmer, buzzcut

>>14982727
>Used to go to same Baber for last 10 years. I sit down he cut hair. End of


Moved house. Confused and lost. What do you say to the barber? I'm getting a haircut in 2 hours and have no idea

>>14982727

personally i take my fashion tips from the 12th century, so dont ask me. but i understand the lads like to ask for the Hitler Youth cut.

>Implying we have a good hairline

Tell him you want that like "gay Spartan" look. Pic related

>>14982747
>Spending $100 on a pair of clippers so you can give yourself a buzzcut.
Never. Gonna. Make. It.

>>14982727
Just fuck me up real quick senpai

>>14982727
Give it to me like you been doin it, and don't fuck me up this time neither

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcaroIi7vBY

>>14982727
>>14982747
>>14982750
>>14982750

everyccunt up itt should stop cutting hair and shaving- invest in the neckbeard aesthetic and the neckbeard aesthetic will invest in you.

>>14982727
Basically that but without such a sever fade and I keep it longer in the front

haircut doesnt matter if you're a chinlet like pic

>>14982727
I have long hair that I grew out like 7 years ago. I wanna cut it short but im too scared too and I hate the thought of having to go to a fuckin barber every 2 weeks again to get it cut.

>>14982772
> buying cheap shit instead of quality hardware
NEVER EVER gonna make it

Long hair master race reporting. Fuck spending time & money to maintain short hair

>>14982727
Any proper advice?

>>14982727
i go to a salon and get my hair cut by a professional

>>14982822
just say you want an undercut or show them a picture. But only go for an undercut if you are at least a semi chad

>>14982840
I don't have any pictures of what I want.

What would you recommend that's short but not too short.

Not too long

Smart and not crazy

>>14982815
based
>>14982808
based
>>14982796
based
>>14982727
gay

>>14982727
Buy a flowbee
Seriously

>>14982862
this is why you need to go to a professional >>14982833

>>14982840
dont get a fucking undercut. the undercut is the standard issue npc-cut de jour. are you an npc? then dont get a fucking undercut.

aspire to the long flowing locks of the cryptoviking, the sysadmin chad. that is our tribe, those are our people.

just grow your fucking hair faggot

>>14982902
What do I SAY to them?

>>14982727
Easy to do that haircut in pic yourself. Especially the back since you're just fading a #3 into a #1 or lower. The top I can cut with my eyes closed, just grab long patches of hair and cut at random until it feels right. Paying $20-50 for a haircut every month is as cucked as it gets

>>14982914
don't listen to this faggot, an undercut looks good on pretty much everyone, if you have shitty hair or don't know what to do with it, just get an undercut and get it over with

>>14982921
normal haircut and they will help you style it to something that looks good on you, will be probably $30-50

>>14982929
It's £10 here which is around$15

I'm not doing it myself FFS

>>14982921
and you have to make an appointment, find a salon near by and say you're a new client

>>14982930
Thanks biz bros.

>>14982920
based
>>14982930
gay
>>14982929
frugal

>>14982862
they usually have books where you can choose a haircut and he can suggest you a good haircut for your headshape. Talk with them, tell them you want something new something fresh. They will try to do the best since they want to win you as a client just don't be a sperg get out of your comfort zone.

>>14982942
Thanks. I'll do that next time. But I can't afford 40-50
I need one today in a few hours.

>>14982727
Buy a $40 buzzer and buzz your head with a No. 3

>>14982862
Get some pictures. Find a celebrity that you has the cut you want. If your barber can't work with that productively ie. tell you if it's not going to work, then they aren't a good barber and you might as well just shave your own head.

>>14982969
Thanks that's good advice.

>>14982982
What celebrity's would you recommend? Dont know any :(

>>14983002
Bro how am I going to answer that? Do you look more like Nas X or Danny DeVito?

ive had a shit hairline and thin hair my whole life

it was over before it even began

>>14983020
Hahaha thanks man!

Since the dawn if time , men grow hair

This is a fucking cashcow. Think about it


Cash in hand, no direct tax. Always demand, no degree.

Wish I became a haircutter. Instead of a wage cuck

>>14982727
Reminder long hair is for women. 0 women find long haired men attractive.

>>14982862
Google james bond haircut and pick one of daniel craig’s.

>dude just cut your own hair lmao
I have yet to meet someone who cut their own hair & it wasn't obvious. I remember when a coworker showed up after a fresh self-cut, dude was sent home & told not to come back until he got a real haircut. Literally had to sit him down and explain how it reflected on the entire store. How embarrassing

>>14982727
>as if there is any other option

>>14982862

It’s unironically called a business cut

>>14983090
T. Cuts his own hair

Get the literal Chad's haircut, the high pompadour.

>makes you look taller
>looks like a lot of work, but not really
>not done to death like the Hitler Youth

Ponytail/Man-bun

Fuck barbers.

/biz/ i have unfortunate ears, why are all these haircuts short on the side, is there anything for me or am i doomed to be a incel?

>tfw balding so expensive haircuts by professionals are a waste of shekels

>>14983201
only appropriate if you literally have a neck tat

>>14983090
they find it attractive if you are attractive but you need super nice hair tho

>>14983090
personally ahead of time I like to indicate to everyone that i have insane perspectives on life and you should be prepared to live in a tent with me

My hair legit has the exact same color and texture as pic related. The longer it grows, the more it turns into a matted shell. Even Murray's can barely shape it.

>>14982727
caring about hair is gay just buzz it with a low 1 all around

>>14982930
is it 1997 again?

>>14983988
stop being a fucking jew mate

>>14982727
don't cut your hair anon, there hasn't been one time I went to the barber and then left satisfied

pic related is my hair

>>14984512
you need to get with the times and cut that shit right off. go to the barber and ask for a close skin fade. when he asks how short say SKIN. and then fade and then max 2 cm on top. bring your look in to the 2010's.

>>14982727
The biz haircut is to not pay somebody else to cut your hair. Either grow it and your beard out like a chad or buy $10 clippers and buzz it yourself.

>>14982727
Pic related is a fade OP. Ask for mid fade on the sides and then just tell him how much length you want off the top. That's it.

>>14982727
good ol NAZI haircut

Ask for the Vitalik, stupid.

>>14982727
>Implying incels from biz are not getting bald in their young ages.

>>14982727
short on sides and back. let it grow on top.

>>14982750
Talk to him like a man.

https://youtu.be/VXD8yOxIPB0

>>14982727
>>14984752
I'll take the hitler youth sir

>>14982727
>actually paying someone to cut your hair
lmao do you pay someone to brush your teeth and wipe your ass for you too

>>14982727
>Baber
OP's typo just gave me a great business idea. What if there were barber shops where babes (slang for attractive women) cut your hair?

>>14984940
Women can't cut men's hair for shit, and nobody who makes money off their appearance (ie the people who will come in regularly) goes to the barber to look at tits.

>>14984940
there's this place called boardroom salon for men in my area, but it is filled with goblinas.

>>14984877
>he doesn't make other people wipe his ass for free
Never going to make it.

>>14984940
Or even a better one, forget the babes. Just a normal barbershop where you could order your haircut through a website and describe how you want your hair to be cut or choose from the examples.. that way you don't to do any communications with the barber and neither should he be talking with you while he's cutting your hair, because to me that is personally really annoying.

>>14985080
What if they take out the mirrors and provide horse blinders so you don't even have to look at the barber?

>>14982750
bring a picture, either printed or on your phone. tell you him that's what you want. done.

>>14982727
Low fade, crew cut with a blended taper and 0 on the sides to skin

>>14985102
That would be even better but normal people will find it weird, which would result in no business.

r8, like and subscribe

>>14985117
i bet you wear a scarf too faggot

>>14982727
I've been cutting my own hair for years
nothing is more degrading than tipping a barber who just JUSTD your hair

i've got andis masters, a t-outliner, and some korean shears. Those clippers are made in the USA and last a lifetime with proper maintenance.

>>14982727
I tell him to just fuck my shit up

>>14982727
Thats the point of a barber. You sit down tell him to cut your hair and he cuts it.

No bullshit.

>>14982814
>high time preference consumerism when a much cheaper pair of clippers would achieve the same exact result
I bet you spent $100 on one of those digital bathroom scales that doesn't even work because Bio-electrical impedance is garbage

>>14985166
Nah, just looks professional you NEET fuck

>>14984940
I think sportsclips was trying to do that initially, but attractive women don't want to cut hair for low wages and men don't want to pay more just for that unless if it comes with a happy ending

You can cut your own hair with some electric clippers. Just be conservative with how much you cut off and you'll learn. For every asshole that claims they can tell that you cut your own hair there's hundreds more that paid to get their shit fucked up. I started nearly 10 years ago. Can you imagine how much money I've saved? I like my hair now more than I ever did.

>>14985237
>professional
Only see faggot zoomers with that who are trying to impress some Stacy.

>>14983988
Keep it pretty short on the sides, and have your barber use thinning sheers on the top. You are one of the lucky men who need their hair to be THINNER.

>>14982727
when you get a nice haircut, take pictures on your phone. when you go to a new barber, show them pictures of the haircut you got that you liked.

I call it, the "HODLer"

>>14985516
Been cutting myself btw. It's healthy, clean and comfortable. All I want from my hair

>>14985516
what a fag lmao

>>14985555
fags don't put effort into their haircut?

>>14985516
Looks good anon

>>14983328

Based. My portfolio went to shit directly after I cut my hair. It can’t be coincidence.

>>14982808
I grew out my hair for ~2.5 years and I also hesitated to cut it but it was one of my best decisions.

>>14982727
2 on the side 4 on top

Tell your barber this and nothing else to get pic related results

>mid bald fade
>half an inch off the top
>clean the front a bit

>>14982727
>this is how I usually style it
>it’s been 4 weeks
>easy on the top trim
>scissors not machine
>make it 50s classic
>no hipster shit
Not sure what the issue is, OP.

>>14982727
i buzz my hair every other week.
i save on avg $600/yr by doing this.
and i never have to "style my messy hair" to not look like a bum.
also use way less shampoo.
oh and no one can grab me by the hair and like slit my throat.

/thread

>>14986079
$600?!! Per a year?

I didn't get the haircut today. Got delayed on train and shop shutter

Will go tomorrow

>>14982930
no it doesnt. if you have a watermelonface like me you look like a pineapple

>>14986079
I know. It's incredible how much money men spend to make their hair pretty. Just eat a healthy diet and cut it short. All that matters. Save $$$

I'm starting to go bald. Really slowly but it already looks bad. So I shave my head. Save money on hair cuts and shampoo. I bought clippers about 15 years ago and they still work.

>>14982727
I've got curly hair that I grow out until I cut it once every couple months. I keep it from being an afro by wetting it down every morning. The $20 I spend at the barbershop I put into LINK. Besides every white guy has the short on the sides and long on top look.

I've got a haircut appointment scheduled for 8/13. Had to schedule my trim 5 weeks in advance. Just getting a simple trim for my long hair, It's nearly halfway down my back. I feel cute.

Just go for a marie antoinette, dude

>>14982727
>business and finance
fuck off /FA/

>>14982727

pic related is the williamsburg swoop hitler youth cut with bonus douchebag shape-ups at the temple... perfect if you want to signal that you're a fuckboy or go to club every weekend

>>14982747

sadly, cutting your own hair is definitely the /biz/ cut.

/biz/ haircut is obviously pic related.

>>14982727
heil hitl€r
(joke)