/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14982253
Fuck off you son of a bitch
First of all: This is not the right board. Go to /g/
Second of all: Why do you try to impress someone? Do you want to hide that you are a retard?

>>14982307
What the hell is your problem you fucking fag? I'm just asking for some advice as /g/ would just say there's nothing wrong with the laptop i have.

>Why do you try to impress someone? Do you want to hide that you are a retard?
Because first impressions are important? Imagine seeing a lawyer pull up in a rusted honda civic for your first consultation, would you have him represent you?

bump

>He wants to impress normies.

>>14982253
>so I don’t look like a poor cuck
>working in public
Anon, if you work for someone, you are a poorcuck. The fact that you need some type of item to validate whether you look poor or not, shows you’re a poorcuck. Idc how much money you have in the bank or how many assets you have, you’re a poorcuck. How do I know this? You just went on a Georgian fried chicken breading forum to ask what to spend your money on so you don’t look poor. A real rich person would just go on the Internet and buy the most expensive shit they see without batting an eyelash.

>>14982253
All right a real answer here:
If you want to impress idiots you dont have a choice, you need a macbook, the newest one.
Anyone who understands IT even a bit will think you're a moron for buying one though. Your pic are some of the best laptops I ever used (currently using macbook 2018).

>>14982329
If he had a track record of winning that was much better than his peers, then yes, I would have him represent me. You need to focus on winning, not appearances. Go all-in on Chainlink.

>>14982329
holy shit actual retard, intelligent people are not this judgemental, and those are the only ones that matter

>>14982253
All apple shit, it looks sleek and it’s trendy, plus the quality is always good. Get nice expensive cases, (leather case for MacBook, gucci, lv, fendi make iPhone cases) the Apple Watch is a must too.

>>14982253
>Get a MacBook brooooo
Isn't this what you wanted to hear? Are we done? Thinkpads are literally made for business, go to >>>/fa/ if you want advice on fashion. If you really want to impress people and pretend to be rich, all you really need is an iPad I guess, with an ergodox keyboard and a trackball mouse to look like a hacker (uuuuuuu)

>>14982569
You’re not dealing w intelligent people 85% of the time dude. Appearances mean a lot and if you haven’t caught onto that yet you’re not gonna make it.

>>14982621
Nah iPads are for herbs. Can’t stand to see kids on campus fucking around on their iPad pencils, you look like a pretentious pussy.

>>14982543
if you’re trying to “impress”people this is the only answer. you could have a laptop better and more expensive than macbook and the average person would just think you’re poor.

>>14982253
You had it right the first time, just get another Thinkpad. That or go for the Dell latitude. Mac is for faggots and HP sucks. Acer and Asus laptops are trash. Huawei is the worst of both worlds (fag design kike OS) and the rest isn't even worth thinking about

>>14982307
problem with g is it is fucking shilled by chinks. They have good product for value but i cant really trust.

>>14982329
>Imagine seeing a lawyer pull up in a rusted honda civic for your first consultation, would you have him represent you?

How are you this fucking shallow? No one who makes it ever gives a shit about how they appear. Anyone here who wastes their money on internet meme coins is delusional and falling for a scam according to normies.

>>14982621
Only new ones like t480 or x1 carbon are. Not clunky chinkpads but I wanted to see what other options there are

>>14982569
>intelligent people are not this judgemental, and those are the only ones that matter

Nearly everyone judges things by appearance even if subconsciously, the shit incels always talk about "looks matter for everythng" is true in quite a few ways

>>14982718
That's literally the case though, why do you think companies spend billions of dollars on advertising, marketing and product placements?

Why do they have ads for perfume with male models instead of fat greasy NEETs?

1/ you're a cuck
2/ I've got a thinkpad x1 extreme GET ON MY LEVEL YOU PLEB

>>14982659
Which chinkpad should I go for now?

>>14982253
130iq here fren, stop trying to impress normies, youll end up attracting normies who will suck you dry.
staying low has always worked for me, peace and sanity wise, Im my own self.
now go back to /g.

>>14982958
Any Thinkpad using an AMD chip so you can pump my bag

>>14982329
One day you'll realise none of that matters. Your self confidence is obviously shit, so if you're obsessed with buying something, then buy something that'll fix your confidence long term.

Why would you say chinkpad? Makes no sense whatsoever. Racist much?

>>14982253
Thinkpads or macbooks. Depends on your priorities.
You can be rougher with thinkpads. They're built like tanks. Macbooks are a lot more fragile.

>>14985067
Fucking chink

>>14984398
But it does matter. If you look like shit no confidence matters

>>14982253
Microsoft surface laptop 2 or Huawei Matebook X Pro?

I need it for some light coding and data analysis.

I'm leaning towards the Huawei because of the 3k screen and tiny bezels.

>>14985483
You type like there's cum drizzling out of your mouth
> I like data. You could say I'm a data fiend. Our world runs on data as the internet of things is extremely data hungry. That's why I need the Huawei matebook. Clean. Simple. Sleek. Just like my data. You see when you are a data wrangler like me and have to munge a lot of data you need the top of the line when it comes to quality. With an epic resolution and real estate, the screen is easy on the eyes when it comes to reading my data. Why settle for less?

>>14985599
Have sex

>>14985617
Dilate

>>14985633
Touche

>>14982307
/g/ is unusable garbage ran by r*dditor mods.

>>14985599
Have sex

>>14985716
Show us your dick, faggot.

>>14985599
>>14985716
>virgin incel vs Chad

>>14985745
No pls

>>14985716
Dilate.

>>14982253
kys, i use a modded t430 with t420 keyboard and 2 batteries and 3 ssds and i7 and heat sink and fan and 2 9 cell batteries and 16 gb of ram, it all cost 750$, it btfo my roastie gf's thin as fuck expensive laptop

>>14985788
Bro how much do you weigh? Instead of spending your time being a hostile little bitch on biz why don't you focus on improving yourself?

thinkpad
logitech mouse
$30 sennheiser headphones

>>14985846
This.

>>14985846
> Gets angry even from second-hand bants
im sorry who the fuck are you? why is /biz/ full of fags now?