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14960081 No.14960081 [Reply] [Original]

>Coworkers are being mean to me again

Should I sabotage them by putting malware on their computers or something? Or poison their waterbottles?

>> No.14960101

>>14960081
Report them to HR for bullying

>> No.14960112

rape them

>> No.14960118

>>14960081
Both

>> No.14960121

>>14960081
sniff their desk chairs when they take their lunch break

>> No.14960345

>>14960101
No hr department

>> No.14960362

>>14960345
Well in that case KO all of them you idiot

>> No.14960401

>>14960101
>>14960345
HR is not your friend anyways. They would probably be mean to you too if you had HR.

>>14960081
I keyed a coworker's car for being a jackass.

>> No.14960449

What did they do?

>> No.14960683

>>14960401
Not if you have some sort of "disability" like autism or being a minority. Then out of fear, HR will do something.

>> No.14960686

>>14960121
https://youtu.be/1ZYsL0rbTHA

>> No.14960752

>>14960081
Talk to them about it like a normal adult. Don't be a pussy.

>> No.14960793

man the fuck up and do something about it that isn't passive aggressive, you spineless beta

>> No.14960981

>>14960081
Go for highscore.

>> No.14961358

>>14960081
ignore them

>> No.14962293

>>14960686
Everything was set for the Budd Dwyer play ... and he failed miserably!

>> No.14962457

Next time they are mean, don't say anything. Just calmly find an item that is solid and fits in your hand. Quietly and slowly walk over to the leader of the group or the one that you dislike the most and without saying a word, swiftly and decisively crack that fuckers head open. Then casually return to your desk and complete your work. You may have to go to jail for a couple days but don't worry, you'll get charges dropped down to next to nothing. You'll also probably lose your job. But nobody will ever fuck with you again, Anon, because deep down you'll know that you have a beast inside you that can be summoned. And people can sense it.

>> No.14962469

>>14960081
malware yes, poison no. you don't want to go to jail for attempted murder.

>> No.14962506

>>14960081
buy OTO, quit your job in grand fashion in 3 months.

>> No.14962520

>>14960081
Are they making fun of you because you dilate?

>> No.14962537

>>14960081
Just be the bigger man and ignore them

>> No.14962542

find out where they live and piss in their mail box

>> No.14962556

send their moms messages about how "you" wanna fuck her

>> No.14962590

OP is a lil' bitch, go cry to mommy wahhh wahhh

>> No.14962968
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14962968

>>14960081
you know what to do...

>> No.14962989

>>14960081

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/08/701617766/german-man-who-poisoned-coworkers-sentenced-to-life-in-prison