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>Oh!, you finally crawled out of your room
>How's your """trading"""going anon?

>> No.1489297

>>1489295
I lost all my money mom :(

can I have another hundred bucks?

>> No.1489303

Huh? I don't trade

If you mean my ETFs, which constitute 95% of my portfolio then they're going very well! Now what's for dinner, I'm starving!

>> No.1489310

mom you are a nocoiner bring tendies plz

>> No.1489311

Strangely it was a quiet day... almost as boring as your everyday 9-5 job guys.
ALMOST

>> No.1489318

Wow, this exact scenario happened to me when I was in high school trading forex. Always with my own money though, never borrowed from parents.

>> No.1489323

>>1489318
hope you get hit by a car

>> No.1489337

>>1489310
no more tendies?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.1489401

>>1489303
That was too autistic to read.

>> No.1489417

>>1489318

"If it isn't Mr. Wall Street himself!"

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>>1489295

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>>1489303
>>1489401

>> No.1489432

>>1489417
Kek

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>>1489295
>implying any of you fuckin vanilla, tired ass white washed pants above the waist dick suckin in bred losers are in any sort of place to be judging me and making '""""jokes""""" at my expense.

why don't one of u faggots learn to trade, then maybe we could afford a bigger table, and fit bigger fuckin plates on it.
that ever occur to you?
im taking big boy investments for my fund, im talking hundreds of thousands if any of u niggers wanna make some real money let me know, other wise keep ur mouth shut cept 2 shovel tonights slop into ur decaying zombie corpse

>> No.1489567

>>1489323
I grew my account from $6 to over $500 in 2 months in my spare time. What kind of returns are you getting?

>> No.1489583
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>>1489567
what forex platform do you use that lets you get started with 5 dollars , please?

>> No.1489600

>>1489567
>basing returns on 2 months of performance
I can't wait until you run it into the ground next month lol

>> No.1489601

>>1489295
good thing my dope used lexus and sportbike is outside and they saw both walking up to the front door

>> No.1489605

>>1489600
I don't trade forex anymore. Like I said, this was in high school.

>lol

>> No.1489607

>>1489583
I used FXGlory. They suck but they offer crazy high leverage.