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14891438 No.14891438 [Reply] [Original]

> gf
> "how's the crypto investing going?"
> "um alright, market's kinda going sideways right now but it'll take off soon"
-50% ROI

>> No.14891460

>>14891438
had the same interaction but Im down 90%. its over.

>> No.14891467

>his gf isn't a rich heiress

>> No.14891480

At least you have a GF. I'm -33% and i'm a virgin

>> No.14891485

>>14891438
My gf always asks about this shit when it's down... at least I'm still up like 5x thanks to Sergey

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14891491

>tfw no gf

>> No.14891522

>>14891438
Same except I'm an incel and my shitcoins are +400%

>> No.14891624

>mid 2018
> Anon, you haven't talked about that crypto stuff in a while. How is it going? I cant wait to put our down payment on a house at the end of the year like you were saying!
>Y-yeah babe it's going g-gr..well let's just say i's going as planned haha. I'm stoked too haha, finally gonna get that yard for us so we can get a pupper...h-heh
>I love you so much, Anon!
>...y-you too babe

Can you guess where she is now bros?
:;(

>> No.14891647

This will help:

https://coinbase.com
/earn/eos
/invite/8b3jmgd4

1: Blockchain protocol for fast scalable transactions
2: Delegated proof of stake
3: Fast free transfers
4: Stake EOS tokens
5: Upgradable smart contracts

https://coinbase.com
/earn/xlm
/invite/j61sgfxw

1: A decentralized protocol that unites the world's financial
infrastructure.
2: Facilitating low-cost, universal payments.
3: Transactions are fast, inexpensive, and global.
4: To issue, exchange, and transfer tokens quickly and efficiently.
5: It relies on the cooperation of trusted nodes to confirm transactions.

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>>14891438
I'm back to fucking september 2017 levels

FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE PUMP THIS MARKET SO I CAN KEEP LIVING THE NEET DREAM

>> No.14891704

You think that's bad? I had €1.7M in January 2018.
Now: €1300 left, NEET, live with my mom

>> No.14891715

>>14891460
How?

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14891718

>>14891438
>> gf
>> "how's the crypto investing going?"
>> "um alright, market's kinda going sideways right no----"

she dumps you on the spot.


>be me
>pic rel8

>> No.14891834

>>14891624
In a house with chad?

>> No.14891837

>>14891704
sure bud

>> No.14891845

>>14891438
my gf wants a node...trying to find one and learn her to install it on a linux (raspberry)

>> No.14891848

>>14891704
What the fuck did you do?

>> No.14891861

>>14891718
Seems like a fake text

>> No.14891873

How are any of you retards in this thread down? If you're not way up from link already you deserve to be poor

>> No.14891896

>>14891873
Personally? Swinging link. Had 4k a month ago, was leaving home for a couple of weeks and thought as btc is running and link has nothing coming up I'll put it in btc.

Came back having missed all the pumps. Bought back in with extra fiat to make up my stack. Then it all bled down.

>> No.14892065

>>14891718
>same phone for 6 years
Guess he didn't make it in crypto

>> No.14892116

>>14891438
>hey Anon, how's the bitcoin thing doing? I saw its going up, you bought some at $5k like you said you would?
>I did, we are over double our investment!
>good job son, I'm so proud of you!
I still didn't tell them about my quadriga losses tho, and thus am down 20%...