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Stock Market General
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS edition

Fun day today, eh lads? Baggie got rekt and we all had some fun.

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Previously, on /smg/: >>14874886

>> No.14879882

>>14879862
First for let's all kill Pendy

>> No.14879887
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I love /smg/ and I love AMD.

>> No.14879892

>>14879882
very rude

>> No.14879901

>>14879831
Long term calls on galt snss and lci
One of these has gotta go on a moon mission

>> No.14879905

>>14879887
AMD = CHAD
everyone else = MAD

>> No.14879929
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>>14879862
Baggie made returns on SPY though right? Or was it not enough to cover loses?

I'm down 4.3%. Bloody day

>> No.14879940

>>14879901
You know what's in an accumulation phase right now is AMRS. Shit's primed for picking up on the low end so that you cna sell it for more after the war is over.

>> No.14879947

Buying LCI around $5.50 and selling at $6 seems like a good idea.

>> No.14879958

>>14879947
Are you me?

>> No.14879959

>>14879929
I got back to break even then my calls went to shit and im down 44% on the day and 0.88% on the week

>> No.14879972

>>14879959
So you're not a two thousandaire anymore? Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>> No.14879993

>>14879959
Just buy some SNSS afterhours and ride the pump on monday bro

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Next week:
-Tech earnings (FB, AMZN, GOOGL)
-Mueller testimony
-Demorcrats set groundwork for debates (July 30th, 31st) after being assigned days tonight
-Resume countdown for FOMC (July 31)
-WW3

Did I miss something?

>> No.14880006
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I lost so much money with Netflix. wtf

>> No.14880010

>>14879997
BA earnings that'll bog the boomer index and send a shockwave through the whole market.

>> No.14880024

>>14879940
So i short it is what your saying baggie?

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>>14879947
Too late!

>> No.14880039

>>14879997
Iran trade deal will be signed on Tuesday ;)

>> No.14880056

>>14880029
I know. Hopefully my sell order comes through Monday before it goes back down.

>> No.14880077

If I bought strangles for every company into their earnings report, would I make money, or lose it all in premiums?

Is there any data on this?

>> No.14880101

>>14880039
Right. And on Wednesday there will be peace treaty between Israel and Palestine.

>> No.14880103

We really aren't gonna see SPY 300 for a really long time again are we /smg/? This iran war stuff and BA's ER will test 290 easily.

>> No.14880107

Well the market's been on a big shat streak this week. But fuck it I'm still up over 3% so least I ain't lost anything. Who knows maybe next week things will get better and I'll be up over 16% by Friday.

But least I did one thing right; I dumped NBY like a used up crack whore. I bought SNSS instead. Did it before NBY took a big shat so thing god for my timing huh.

Brazzars those fucks, they missed a golden opportunity with the Kayden sisters. Kendall and Kayla are sisters in real life don't you know. Brazzars coulda had them both share a scene with some dude or hell had a big o foursome and pulled in some nice ratings as a result.

Note: Go AMRN! Go AMRN! Go!. Buy T Babies and be Saved by His Fat Divvy!

>> No.14880113

>>14880101
and then on thursday we get a trade deal with china

>> No.14880131

>>14880113
Friday, Hillary goes to prison.

>> No.14880141

>>14880101
Palestine isn't even a state so they can't even negotiate a peace deal...

>> No.14880154

>>14880131
saturday me and the lads go to jeffies lsland with ARs to free the children

>> No.14880162

>>14880039
Pfft. Sure. Hey you just stole two allied oil tankers, let's be friends!

>> No.14880175

>>14880141
Peace deals don’t just happen between nation states anon. They can include certain geographic regions, People’s, or cultures within a nation state.

>> No.14880187

>>14880162
I'm pretty sure the second one was fake news, last I read it was back on track.

>> No.14880208

>>14880103
I wonder if we have reached Peak Market? How much more money exists to pump this? We might just see bulls tire out and see SPY 275 with no other reasons except people just want cheaper prices.

>> No.14880215

>>14880175
You can consider the peace deal that you and I signed last week officially cancelled
Do not be alarmed if you see a couple spearmen and composite bowmen units approaching your territory, they are only there to capture a barbarian encampment. I promise.

>> No.14880246

>>14880208
I mean, i'm happy. I have far out 64 TQQQ puts so if they go 2-3 dollars ITM i wouldn't be crying at all. I'm just hoping things with iran get worse and while we head into BA's ER then i'll sell and probably enter again some time after july

>> No.14880257

>>14880187
Nevermind, I guess what I just wrote was the fake news.. fucking Twitter

>> No.14880273

>>14880215
>notifying the other party that your treaty is nullified BEFORE violating it
Do you expect good boy points?

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>>14880215
It is time I do the needful, sir.

>> No.14880312

>>14879940
This, it's like buying DuPont Chemicals back in the 1930s.

>> No.14880421

>>14880312
Amarin will become the biggest supplier of the US military?

>> No.14880437

>>14880421
Amarin is AMRN
Amyris (don't know anything about it, but LCIguy doesn't like it) is AMRS

>> No.14880452

lamb is my favorite meat

>> No.14880458

WHYYY is UNH 256 dollars a share?!

I want to buy it but i don’t want to cancel all my standing limit orders...

>> No.14880463 [DELETED] 

>>14880452
You mean cock

>> No.14880480

>>14880463
lamb is fucking delicious

>> No.14880497

>>14880006
Warner & Disney are primed to push their shit in

>> No.14880511

>>14880480
It's true Pendy - ever had a lamb gyro?

>> No.14880546

>>14880511
Yes, gyros are one of my favorite foods

>> No.14880556

>>14879887
You aright AMD poster

>> No.14880624

>>14880437
You should really look into it. It's a really cool tech with countless applications and they're at the forefront of it. They have a bad rep for running on dilution, but I'm hoping a lot of that's in the past.

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>>14880546
me too pendulum

>> No.14880672

>>14880658
>>14880511
I'm glad this general has good taste in foods

>> No.14880686

>>14880273
Less diplomatic penalty
Diplo ‘naughty points’ don’t matter too much in Civ if you’re ahead, but they do fuck your ass raw in any of the paradox games

>> No.14880733

>>14880511
>>14880546
Based. I used to get the gyro at this pizza place down the street from my office but they stopped serving it with rice pilaf, so I don't go to that place anymore.

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Aite my nigga Trump is sending me to Iran

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>>14880273
>he doesnt know what a casus belli is
never going to make it tbqh

>> No.14880814

We need flags in this thread

I think /smg/ is a big Tel Aviv gyro circle jerk

>> No.14880863

>>14880788
godspeed bobo bro

>> No.14880985

>>14880814
We’re actually Chinese and Russian secret agents here to sabotage America’s future by tricking zoomers to invest all their money in biotech and options trading.
I’m jealous of my cousin Chang, he got a job posting deep cover on the anime boards and I’m stuck here with you nerds

>> No.14881041

>>14880813
Bro just kidnap the guys turn 5 settler and take all his shit so he leaves the game and let everybody try to fuck you up. deny all trade and if they try to talk to you pretend you're russian and copy paste cyrillic text to them

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>>14881041
>settlers
smalltime

civ vi and civ iv are fun though

>> No.14881136

Hell at this rate we may be at war with Iran by next Friday. Let's see -

1. Trump pulls out of the nuclear arms deal and ramps up sanctions
2. Iran shoots down a u.s drone
3. We prep to invade/bomb them into the shit hole but at last moment we instead shoot down one of there drones.
4. Iran Hijacks a ship and pushes it into their waters.
5. Iran hijacks two British oil tankers.
6. We send 500 more troops/shitload of hardware/ships into the region.
7. - Some kid "accidentally" shoots at a Iranian ship/drone/etc and wham WW3 is on baby!

>> No.14881241

>>14881098
i'm talking about civ 6 and kidnapping the guys turn 5 settler with your scout.

>> No.14881265

>>14881241
>playing civ vi before all the expansions are out
Wow gross
You love giving TTWO your money that much?

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lads. i bought a shitton of SNSS at 82 cents. Like 1200 shares. Am i fucked lads?

>> No.14881273

>>14881136
Nah, I've been on /pol/ since 2013 or something and all the doom scenario shit never plays out. Never.
It's better to just trade the news (which I don't recommend since bots are faster than you) and ignore the rest, mostly for your own mental health's sake aswell.

>> No.14881286

i got a damn expansion for that shit with sweeden in it, these cucks all have like climate change conferences and shit. i'm like fuck that and just nuke everything anyway.

>> No.14881288

>>14881266
From what I understand, they have data coming soon
Whether you lose your money or make huge profits will depend on that data

>> No.14881307

>>14881265
nah i had 4 of the dragon claw pudge hooks from dota 2 beta and sold 2 of them so i had a shit load of steam bucks that can't be used for anything else. so i bought some games for some friends and we all had fun with it.

>> No.14881332

>>14881266
Not if 0.79 holds

>> No.14881353

holy shit the two i stiill have are worth more than my robin hood account, they're up to $750 now... II sold at like $350 each.

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Man, even bitcoin is slow today

>> No.14881412
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People actually spent a grand oon these fucking things?

>> No.14881445

>>14881266
No dude, you're about to make some money. Just HODL until at least August 8

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>>14881445
Ok sir. I'm so scared :/ I'm a wagie and I don't make much

>> No.14881464

>>14881354
Tell me about the future of the bitcoins

>> No.14881466

>>14881412
look up "most expensive csgo skin/knife"
Fun fact. A youtuber/steam csgo skin trader/gambler kill himself and a few others driving on the wrong side of the high way after valve banned his account and he lost 250k+ in skins.

>> No.14881489

>>14881412
>>14881466
his name was mcskillet or something

>> No.14881504

>>14881466
thats a pretty fucked up thing to do.... if you're going to kill your self don't fucking injure innocent people going about their lives in the process.

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>>14881504
Yeah, hes burning in hell now. Fucking mutt took out a mother and her kid. Press S to spit

>> No.14881526

>>14881461
So am I, but with Caxton just announcing a 5.3m share buy, patient 14 still being alive in the 200mg trials, and more data coming on August 8, just keep it steady and fight your urge to panic sell.

>> No.14881537

>that after hour galt bump
Classic pump and dump. Hope y'all bagholders got out and before it goes down to zero on monday

>> No.14881542

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5R4bZKPbcE

this is the car he used.

>> No.14881545

>>14881464
No clue, I'm pretty much just a TA trader

>> No.14881568

>>14881515
Nah my spit is sacred and that asshole doesn't deserve it. I'ma go take a leak instead.

>> No.14881607

Making some beef spare ribs frens. Got them marinating now in port, teriyaki, garlic, onion, coriander, rice vinegar, chili paste, and a little water.

>> No.14881623

>>14881542
yeah those mid engine super cars get a bad rap because idiots like him. there are so few of them on the road and idiots like him get behind the wheel of them fuck up the statistics and insurance premiums for the rest of us.

>> No.14881633

Baggie post your most played on Steam. I have a feeling you play terrible games.

>> No.14881651

Gold pumping with stocks is totally not suspicious! Inflation isn't being priced in at all!

>> No.14881664

>>14881633
how do i find my most played?

>> No.14881744

>>14881633
its over 1800 hours of dota 2

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>>14881744

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>>14881607
nummy nummy, I'm finna do a three day fast and I'm wondering what to cook up for my last din din in a while

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>>14881633
I've probably played once in the past 3 years...

>> No.14881818

>steam
>video games
>tripfags
>poor
>friday night
Lmfao, I'm out.

>> No.14881862

>>14881744
That's not good baggie. That's like all of my gaming for the last 5 years. You've spent 75 days of your life playing crap.

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>waiting for my buddy to get back from the casino so i can pick up my weed and drink n smoke n shit

is there anything worth doing this weekend besides dying of heat stroke?

>>14881813
>baggie has steam
interdasting
>but meh taste in games
a friendly game of civ sometimes might be fun though

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>>14881813
Good lord bagler. I got freaked out at how much I was playing at 250 hours and barely touched it ever again. I had a friend who dropped out of highschool because he was playing 80+ hours a week, all Dota

>> No.14881913

best first book for investing? i'm talking about the best one at introducing to this

>> No.14881916
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$NIO anyone?

>> No.14881923

>>14881607
For me, it'll be roast beef this weekend

>> No.14881933

>>14881882
>playing EU4
God, i miss being 17 and racist

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>>14880006
>>14880497
Fuck (((Netflix))), fuck (((Disney))) and fuck (((Time Warner))).

I'm going all in when an actual gentile studio gets big.

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>tfw it hits you that we wont see a proper correction in this market due to the migrant crisis and status of weed legalization
Trump actually doesn't give a shit about building a wall and is actually extending this stage of catching migrants indefinitely in order to allow holders of CXW, GEO,etc to collect final profits and pull out. He will run his second term on the prospect of weed legalization if the markets look wonky during the election. This will keep things afloat and possibly kick off another bull run. His friends holding private prison stocks will be notified behind closed doors and we'll see random weed stock spikes in early 2020 before he fully announces what his plans are next summer. Trump wont directly announce that he's closing down the camps (so his base wont question him) but the companies running the camps will have to "back out" due to financial issues. After reelection, he'll close down the camps and wont build the wall. The final step will be to rebuy private prison stocks on the dip in 2022/2023..

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>>14881744
I fucking knew it.

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>>14881744
I've gamed that total amount the last ten years. One thousand on Dota 2, two hundred total on the Dark Souls franchise, two hundred on PUBG and another five hundred spread around Nier, System Shock, Fallout 1-4, Deus Ex etc.

Gaming addiction is no joke.

>> No.14881993

>>14881944
you realise that trump is 73 right? how the fuck is he gonna run again? he's gonna die before ending the second term.

>> No.14881998

>>14881968
yeah but i haven't played the game in 3 years, so i did all of that in 5 years. you aren't even on my level.

>> No.14882012

>>14881968
and during that time i managed to get perma-banned from lol and ffxiv where i had probably 1000's of hours in on each.

>> No.14882016

>>14881993
Adderall

>> No.14882030

damn... cocaine truly is a hell of a drug...

>> No.14882034

>>14882012
Dear God.

>> No.14882038

>>14882016
no fucking way. let's be serious for a moment. his health is not the best. he does look good for a 73 year old, but for the love of god. if i'm honest with you i don't wish him a second term so that he enjoys the last years of his life not in a fucking office but doing whatever the fuck he wants.

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>>14881913
any college level calculus book is a nice place to begin, if you dont understand diffeq's

>>14881933
>implying implications
project much?

>>14881959
who didnt?
seeing his MTG playing time would be even more mind blowing

>>14881968
>400 hours in Civ IV
>300 hours in Civ V
>200 hours in Civ VI
>411 hours in Sim City 4

man i wonder what my WOW playtime was between 2007 and 2010, probably more than the rest of these combined
and i probably have solid year or two of playing time with WC3...

>> No.14882073

>>14882012
Lemme get the deets on you getting perma-banned from lol and ffxiv. I'm bored, entertain me.

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I have to say, bitcoin is probably easier than most of the traditional market to actively trade. Even though I only do it during weekends and late nights when traditional markets are closed, I still make more from trading bitcoin.. such a joke

>> No.14882084

>>14882065
Its just a meme lad

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>>14882065
Is there just some kind of personality trait that disposes some people to be addiction-resistant even when they have exterior factors conspiring to make them a NEET? Because that's me.

>> No.14882097

>>14881913
First you want to read through the entire achewood series chronologically
https://www.achewood.com/
Then you will be enlightened and ready to pick an investing style, and we can recc books based on that

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>>14882084
oh im well aware
>grand strategy generals got uber max autistic when /v/ split into /v/ and /vg/
i was there man...

>>14882092
could be, but i have an addictive personality, which has not been helped by copious amounts of adderall

dyslexia and ADD are a fun combination, fear of failure, aggressive depression, and social anxiety certainly dont help either

>> No.14882141

>>14882119
No, like i was actually 17 and racist as shit playing these games. All i ever did was eat junk food, go on pol, sperg out my political ideas to my small group of followers and lift weights. Mix in brown thots as well. I'm making fun of myself lad

>> No.14882166

>>14881913
Investing? A.k.a long term? stocktrader. com/investing-books/ lists decent books. From my experience the books out there tells the same story but just differently, they work though. Gives you a different perspective which I guess is the goal of the books.

If you want to TRADE however I can link a book via dropbox

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>>14882141
>going to a containment board at any time that isnt an election night (or turkish coup d'etat)

yup, theres your problem

(pic unrelated)

>> No.14882236

>>14882206
2017 /pol/ was lit

>> No.14882285

>>14882073
so ffxiv was weird because it's like all japanese and shit, but i was a proficient crafter and market manipulator, raid content pusher as part of a team being healer i was like responsible for watching everything and seeing what's all going on... like being the raid healer, your job is literally to know everything everybody is doing so i was able to do that, but i wanted more, turned to the markets, not real money shit, but so there's a lul iin content, doing the same raids over and over gets boring... i start giving away free in game items and organized a white hat rally in one of the big cities that's designed for new players, and we have our kkk ralley protesting how the syndacate, basically in game mafia that controls shit, is fucking us and well they couldn't have that so i got banned....

leauge of lentils well i played that game a bunch... i think after the 15th or 16th ban for foul language and unsportsmanlike conduct they gave me a perma-boot... worst part about that one is i really had a great time with it... i even had the handle TriforceGuy in honor of something I learned from 4chan.... people would confuse me as being a part of riot gaming, and i may oor may not have taken advantage of this one because again being black out drunk all the time... who the fuck knows what i did or didn't do... but damn yeah they said you are part of the .000162 most toxic part of our community and banned me for life.

>> No.14882315

>>14882236
2015-early 2017, and it was still 75% garbage, only good intermittently
I’ve felt somewhat let down by that board this year, even though all kinds of crazy things are happening in the world, even the happening threads are pretty meh. Like if we have a fat Cali earthquake or a war breaks out, there will probably be better threads about it on other boards

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Oh hey bull, nice to see yah! Wait, what was that? The market is stalling? Don't worry, we'll be back up in no time :^)

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>>14882315
I basically didn't touch /pol/ all of 2018. I just started college though so i've been kinda pushed back into politics and i've been going on there again recently. A lot more mature now so people other than a gang of autistic 17 year old racists actually respect my opinion on politics now>>14882318
based as fuck. My TQQQ 64 puts will be DEEP in the money when my niggas over at BA tank the market for me

>> No.14882376

>>14882285
>.000162 most toxic part of our community
Sometimes you just gotta have something that sets you apart from the pack. I commend you.

>> No.14882379

>>14882285
You are hilarious

>> No.14882444

>>14881944
Agree with all of that except the last comment

By 2024/2025 the country will be in a permabear recession. 2A will be struck and crime will explode. Food crisis, end of the shale job boom, synthetic opiods and synthetic marijuana, rampant STDs and autoimmune disease, etc.

Capital will start to flee the US for HongKong and Singapore.

Silicon Valley will be a city-state unto itself. Walled enclave. No entrance unless you have Neuralink and handchil active and online (Internet of People).

I think the final straw for the U.S. will be China or Iran sinking an aircraft carrier sometime between 2024 and 2032.

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>>14882285
>>leauge of lentils well i played that game a bunch... i think after the 15th or 16th ban for foul language and unsportsmanlike conduct they gave me a perma-boot... worst part about that one is i really had a great time with it... i even had the handle TriforceGuy in honor of something I learned from 4chan.... people would confuse me as being a part of riot gaming, and i may oor may not have taken advantage of this one because again being black out drunk all the time... who the fuck knows what i did or didn't do... but damn yeah they said you are part of the .000162 most toxic part of our community and banned me for life.
you should make new LOL account,, we could get a /smg/ game night going sometime...

>>14882315
>>14882338
first /pol/ was better, before they canceled the board (then brought it back to life a year or two later)
old /news/ was better than any incarnation of /pol/ though (ancient /b/ was GOAT though)

>> No.14882469

>>14882444
>1488
>444

Screenshot me niggas

I’m done posting for tonight

Thank G-d It Friday

>> No.14882505

>>14882444
>By 2024/2025 the country will be in a permabear recession. 2A will be struck and crime will explode. Food crisis
>Capital will start to flee the US for HongKong and Singapore.

Lol
No
You can have the other stuff though

>> No.14882547

Other can crypto what can someone trade profitably with a small account and not pay $10 fees for each trade? I can't use Robinhood in Canada

>> No.14882590

>>14882315
Excuse you? How dare you say the ukrainian crisis times in /pol/ were bad? Literally the prime of /pol/

>> No.14882612

>>14882097
lol based

>>14882285
lol based

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I remember doing risk threads on /pol/ a lot. Kinda miss them.

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>Girl I'm seeing just posted this
Neat!

>>14882630
Didn't they create a new board to get that shit off of every damn board?
That shit got excessive for a while

>> No.14882678

>>14882630
>BJ Shaq dad
Hehe nice

>> No.14882706

>>14882662
/tg/ never has risk threads anymore. Too full of larping losers for any fun.

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>>14882662
somehow I doubt Teddy would approve of her consumer lifestyle lol. I guess he does have that piece about how people who can't understand the revolution shouldn't breed, so maybe he'd be into it

>> No.14882711

>>14882662
Yo that is gross to me
Fertility is the hottest thing about girls
I can only be in a serious relationship with girls who have never been on the pill in their life
If they mess with their hormones or deny their femininity I cannot be attracted to them for more than a few weeks

>> No.14882730

>>14882662
That picture is fucking retarded. It's trying to make the case for nature over modern civility while eschewing the crux of nature itself: reproduction. Pants on head batshit.
What a fucking stupid cunt.

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>>14882630
I got something better than that shit

>hope i get a cutie that loves LSD

>> No.14882758

>>14882315
/pol/ is great when there is big breaking news or an ongoing car chase or riot. Not great when all is quiet on the happening front, mostly a bunch of race bait sillyness. Also i loved the capture the flag antics with Shia Leboofers.

>> No.14882767

>>14882752
rollan

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>>14882612
nah i'm not based... i mean maybe i am based, but like some one who doesn't give a fuck, and would solo q. i'd play a damn good support, but i'd be accused of kill stealing because in the heat of the moment of course you secure the kill, but sometimes games wouldn't go well.

if you've followed this thread long enough, you should know i'm a risk taker and sometimes a game is decided basically on if or if not a level 1 jungle invasion works or doesn't.. its such a stupid binary event and it's almost polarizing how important that event can be as far as impact on the rest of the game. i dunno... i still have a level 30 account on the na and korean servers, but i haven't played since my ban... league of legends isn't as good as dota. I prefer dota especially because if a person leaves the game I can play his hero too. I think honestly my most played games all time are dota2 and lol, but i learned playing bw wc3 and sc2... i should play some sc2 again, but i've been playing so much MTGA I really don't giive a fuck, and leaving a game only hurts my self now and not the 9 other people playing.

>> No.14882772

>>14882752
...ROLLING...

>> No.14882783

>>14882752
rolling for 666

>> No.14882785

>>14882772
Best thing to ever happen to her

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>>14882773
Don't tell me people actually play MTGA instead of the physical game.

Pic related is the best art from MH imo

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>>14882773
My buddy has been begging me to get into MTGA - he calls it "nerd poker" and says we'd have fun. I might do it but with the new Baulder's Gate and Divinity set to drop later this year I might just sink my gayme time into those.

>> No.14882816

>>14882752
these girls are all fucking morons, so let the auctions begin. i want the one with cocaine.

>> No.14882836

>>14882816
they would give me the forger.. being the calligraphy advocate I am.... shit I could probably teach her a thing or two about how to wield a pen.

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>>14882752
>rape, aggrevated incest
could be fun i guess....
40-42 or 61-63 are absolute best imo

>>14882767
>>14882772
lucky ducks

>>14882816
>16
nevermind, baggie got the best gal by far
>one million dollar bond
based Diogenes jailfu

>> No.14882924

>>14882871
damn girl fucking at least got bond... wtf? like they're prosecuting her but like i've seen murderers let free for less.

>> No.14882943

>>14882871
>long and vague sentences with no actual meaning or value

this is philosophy in a nutshell

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me just learned amazing way for do due dilly o_o

>> No.14883115

>>14882752
Lets do it.

>> No.14883132

What's better swing trading or day trading?

>> No.14883148

>>14883132
Dividends.

>> No.14883165

>>14883030
doing a due dilly is different than thinking for your self.... maybe women should trade

>> No.14883201

>>14883132
Fully depends on you as a person, try out both and see what you like the most. I would say swing trading is much safer though if you use PT's and shit.

>> No.14883209

>>14883132
depends, sometimes you want to do an in and out, and sometimes you catch your self fucking a dry pussy pull out and say you don't want to have sex tonight kiss and wake up to another day. trading is trading, and you get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

>> No.14883246

what's swing and day trading?

>> No.14883260

>>14883246
Marketing terms
Unironically

>> No.14883290

>>14883201
AND easier. Just wanted to add that.

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>>14883246
swing trade means holding a stock for a day or two before you sell

day trading means you buy and sell on the same day (in the same hour, sometimes buy and sell within the same minute)

>> No.14883313

>>14881489
For me, it's the McChicken.

>> No.14883508

>>14883296
where did you get that image? it's really helpful.

>> No.14883575

Is a portion of my portfolio into etfs and index funds such as vanguard a good long term decision? ie 10-20 years hold.
Im not good at trading short term.

>> No.14883590

>>14882752
partner in crime qt pls

>> No.14883598

>>14882752
>#34-36
>UNAUTHORIZED USE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE
So... not even grand theft auto or something? She just borrowed her mom's car without asking or something?

Yeah, she seems the best for the long haul, chance to turn into a decent human. Like those bangs too.

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>One of my best friends got a girlfriend
>Girlfriend and him breaks up
>She goes over to me because we share interests and shit
>I refuse to sleep or even kiss her because I know my relationship with my best friend would crash and burn
>We end up breaking contact because I didn't text or call her back
>She goes into a relationship with someone else a year or so later
>My other good friend tells me about her 4 years later and she still shares the exact same interests as me
>Became single last week

What do I do /smg/? How fucking awkward would it be if I message her now? Halp

>> No.14883612

>>14883598
Lame. I don't even smoke dudeweed.
She better like anime.

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>>14883508
google search

>>14883590
>domestic violence at 18
sounds kinky

>>14883598
>QT with 1-100 lbs of weed
noice!

>>14883610
just do it pussy, start talking about random shit, and if she replys with more than two word replys, then she probably wants your dicc

>> No.14883630

>>14883610
don't fucking do it.

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>>14882444
>>14882469
USA, the EU and China are definitely going under this century. Empires always collapse and leave its founders in the most shit situation possible. Where do you think is going to be the nicest place to live by 2100? My money is honestly on South America- Europe 2.0.

>>14882315
I think I know you IRL.

Anyways Dota 2 Brazilians made me racist- these days I actually love South America but definitely not Central America. I've got nothing against a few darkies in America but the Mexicans, Somalians and Central Americans must go. Europe needs to be cleansed of 25% of its whites too.

>>14882338
>>14882141
I go every day to see if something's finally happening. It's pure shit 99% of the time but it generally gets the zeitgeist right 100% of the time.

>> No.14883670

>>14883610
4 years is a long time nahmean

Probably means that she's super old now
Try and get something a little fresher off the same shelf

>> No.14883687

>>14883641
in all honesty, africa. they have amazing growth because now the new daddy china doesn't destroy their growth with foreign aid and free shit.

they're going to grow inmensely and industrialize so much it's terrifying. you seen these graphs of africa's future population growth? yeah. that's what's gonna happen. industrialize that fucking shit. see how much industry you need to keep all of them alive.

in all fucking honesty, if i could somehow invest in africa i definetly would think it. great long-term investment.

ironically, when all our lands have been destroyed by these pointless wars currently everyone fucking wants to happen, we will take a look at africa and realise that the game has absolutely fucking changed.

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>>14883623
>>14883630
>Two different answers
See? It's a hard choice

>>14883670
Well I mean, I'm 26 and she's now 23-24, so she's still young. But now that you mentioned it.. I haven't SEEN her for 4 years..

>> No.14883744

>>14883610
depends on the mutual interests. i woke up naked with 4 people in the same bed kissing one girl and calling her the other girls' name but long story short this ends with heroin and a dark path.

>> No.14883792

>>14883740
i don't give a fucking shit, just don't do it. please. think about your friend for a moment. you'd harm him inmensely. there's much more chicks in the world that you CAN fuck. but how was the phrase?

>just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD

you should not because it would harm someone you care more about

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>>14883687
africa is not easymode like most other continents

its actually the final level of difficulty for infrastructure


>> they have amazing growth because now the new daddy china doesn't destroy their growth with foreign aid and free shit.
tell that to nations that go into extreme debt after china finishes building their railroads

>> No.14883806

>>14882444
>>14883641
>>14881944
As a holder of CXW and GEO bags, I wish you were right about that. I probably would've bought more when it was dumping pre-EX if I realized, but I'm a dummy. These things are going to be slowly converting my money into less money with their taxable dividends.

As far as the grand political scheme, I predict nothing major.

Everyone likes to imagine big things will happen, but the people in power like things the way they are. Refugees of climate, war, and climate-worsened-war will continue fleeing into the countries that have arable land, potable water, and temperatures less than 120 F.

There will be booms and busts. There will be disease and cures. The two political parties may shift towards the center, then towards the extremes again.

The anomaly that is the middle class will disappear, and we will be left with a ruling political class, the multinational global corporations who provide the technology to feed and control the masses, and the peasantry. It'll be just like it was in the days of the fiefdoms, but there will be better medical care and smartphones, and they will find another use for human labor besides agriculture.

The exciting things you hope will happen will not. The things we all hate will continue. China may be split apart and reunified, accomplishing very little. And the world will briefly pretend to care when small island nations are completely submerged under the rising sea. Lackluster remakes and sequels of old movies, tv, and videogames will continue to disappoint you.

Screencap this, you'll want to remember that I predicted it all.

>> No.14883810

>>14883610
honestly it depends on morality and your convictions to your self and your so called friend... shit do you and fucking figure it out later, it will always bad later but it's not good to begin with so what the fuck is the worst thing that happens.. you're getting laid and the dude is like well i fucked her first, but he can point at her and say well we had issues. shit dude just fucking spend time with her if you can do it easily, she might just want to spend time with you too... honestly i'm looking forward to spending time with this whore when she's done taking cock, she fucking loves me.

>> No.14883837

IM FUCKING DRUUUUUUUUUNK

WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdGwqUtJ03o

>> No.14883844

>>14883687
idk you're probably right but I think we'll either be fucked on a global scale as a species before we get to that point or we'll dead by the time it does happen

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>>14883687
>>14883806
It's absolutely shameful how the West has handled Africa and international trade. They're niggers but they're more than capable of several things: protecting borders, farm labor, industrial labor, and following orders from SOME kind of government. Instead of helping them with agriculture and industry so they could fucking contribute, the West decided to support internationalist capitalism, open borders, all that Jewish crap and send the niggers tons and tons of free clothes and food.

Now what? Now nobody over there weaves or knits fabric for themselves. Fishermen sell fish and starve because they don't have enough head room to eat the fucking fish themselves. They rely on food from clueless (((NGOs))) on taxpayer dollars. Above all of this the ecosystem is going to shit and their population is rising while America, Europe, the Middle East and Asia are having a birth-rate crisis. A population bomb to turn the planet into a cultureless, borderless, 70 IQ nightmare planet. Our beautiful world is going to soon have all the bad aspects of dystopia and not even the cool aesthetics.

We could have colonized space and had infinite metal resources forever from one single asteroid. Instead we spent five, ten trillion dollars on dooming humanity and using the USA's military might murdering everyone who saw it coming and didn't like it.

>> No.14883846

I'VE GOT A CHANCE TO CHANGE BEING DRUNK BUT, I'M GOING TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO GET MORE BOOZE.

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>>14883792
if they were a true friend they would understand and accept it (maybe not be thrilled about it though)

you arnt the one who would end the friendship if you see this girl would you?
you cant control how others act, but you do have control of how you act

also, are you really going to let some someone else's emotions control how you behave?

>> No.14883855

>>14883795
yeah, daddy china's gonna make sure he has africa's debt. china wants to do to africa what the US did to post-world-war europe. give out loans and shit and then have your slave nations. nonetheless, china's way of ''dominating'' africa actually lets the continent grow, because it doesn't just give tons and tons of free clothes and destroy the clothing industry.

china says that they're gonna be their fucking slaves, that they're not giving any free shit, and that they need to industrialize the fuck up to pay the debt they'll have.

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>>14883855
I really hate China because they're oppressing my people (Mongols, Manchus, Tibetans and Uyghurs {they're sand niggers but still Turkic}).

However, they're doing nearly everything better than the West. It's shameful to say, truly shameful, but it's true.

>> No.14883887

>>14883844
i don't like that mentality. it's just a way to cope that we're indeed gonna have a hard future. don't say that we'll just be dead by then because we may as well not be and find ourselves without any plan at all.

there are many ways the world could go to shit. nuclear wars, antibiotic-resistant disease, economic collapse (keep an eye on deutsche bank!( but if anything we humans are great on surviving that shit. if we weren't we wouldn't be here.

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>>14883845
What makes me sicker than the bullshit "we're helping the poor African kids" NGOs are the Christians that solicit money to go over there for a month to "help" and "educate" remote villages, then come back to the States and act like they are better than everyone for spending a month shitting in a hole and handing out water bottles with Bible verses on the label

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>>14883899
It's all so tiring, anon.

>> No.14883913

>>14883887
Maybe I am being a bit too cynical about the first part, but I think it will definitely be 75-100 years before you see Africa start to resemble something like a cohesive industrialized continent

>> No.14883920

>>14883740
DUDE FIND ANOTHER BROAD, SHE CAN'T TEACH YOU SHIT! IF YOU NEED US TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO YOU NEED TO FIND AN OLDER BROAD WHO CAN HELP YOU BETTER, SHE CAN FUCK YOU BETTER THAN ANY VIRGIN GIRL AND SHE WILL BE ABLE TO BE YOUR FRIEND SO YOU CAN HAVE FUN TOGETHER.

>> No.14883921

>>14883845
not everything's over my blackpilled friend. china's new way of managing africa could bring the continent into a new era of relative stability and prosperity, since china will want the debt payed out, and right now these countries will not be able to do so with their current industry and economy.

we can have hope in that

>> No.14883934

>>14883910
I WANT SOME OF THAT 40, I RAN OUT OF BOOZE AND AM PISSED OFF... I'M LISTENING TO WE'RE ALL MADE OF LOVE MASHED UP WIITH FUCKING FOX NEWS ITS ENOUGH FOR ME TO WANT TO GIVE EVERYTHING UP!!!

>> No.14883941

>>14883921
I don't like the Chinese but I hope their State gets pushed to the Coast where they belong (vast majority of them already live there, actually).

In any case, I don't mind if they manage an African empire, and I don't really want chinks to get genocided since I'm a bit of a sinophile despite their racial crimes. Their management would be 1000x as benevolent as anything Western. These retarded Westerners are informed by bad theory and research, and half of them want to spread their degenerate values and commercialized religion.

>> No.14883944

>>14883934
Can't you walk to the store and get some more booze?

>> No.14883961

THOSE MOMENTS WHEN THE ALCOHOLIC THROWS THE EMPTY GLASS.,.. IM THERE I NEED MORE GIN

>> No.14883968

>>14883845
This doesn't seem to have anything relevant to my post. Did you read my post?

If I'm going to take the opposing viewpoint here, maybe it's best that Africa wasn't heavily invested in? The land itself doesn't seem to be very productive, and if we had large urban population centers like in the developed world, they'd need much more energy for both desalination for drinking water, and air conditioning so people aren't literally dying from the heat. Not sure about the drinking water, do they have decent aquifers?

Do you really think we'd have colonized space and made space-mining into anything other than a waste of resources, if we had spent the world's time and energy investing into Africa after WW2? What makes you think it wouldn't have just been a resource drain?

>>14883899
How is this anything more than a minor inconvenience?

>> No.14883972

>>14883944
I LIVE ON 14 ACRES AND I DON'T GET BEHING THE WHEEL OF A CAR IF IM DRINKING

>> No.14883978

>>14883850
i was in a very similar situation. i broke up with a chick and then she started talking to a friend of mine. let me tell you, it is a fucking hell. you don't wish that to your friend, especially if he/she has a tendency for jealousy.

the most mature decision was to just let them do as they like, it's not my fucking job what she does with other people. but fuck it. we all know we're not mature. we're adults, but we still want to take decisions we're not supposed to because we've ''matured''.

fuck maturity. i felt horrible. i didn't want them to continue talking, even though they were in their right. you, as a friend, should save your friend from feeling this feeling of impotence.

or maybe she doesn't mind at all. i don't know him/her. ask him and figure it out. is she very protective with the chicks he/she's been with? is he prone to jealousy and overthinks stuff a lot? then don't do it.

>> No.14883996

>>14883968
It's just fake and annoying, and does absolutely nothing to assist anyone

>>14883972
Ah ok, well definitely don't D&D - get Uber eats to bring you a couple Mickey's

>> No.14883998

>>14882710
You're assuming the thot even knows who he is, she probably just saw that pic that that it was edgy.

>> No.14884002

>>14883968
I'm saying we don't have space-mining BECAUSE the West invested into Africa in the completely wrong way, you nigger.

Instead of doing what you said in your post, which would have been great, and WOULD BE, they gave them free food and water for a half century on top of leaving them hanging post-Colonialism. The land itself is completely fine, pop culture sees it as a desert because of those shitty ads and every Africa movie showing the Savannah or some shit. Half the continent is jungle. Why do you think they used to call niggers jungle bunnies?

>> No.14884012

>>14883913
it will take its time. but the ecosystem is much better than when the first countries were experiencing the industrial revolution. now there's technology, globalisation, and all of that to ease the process. also, there's china pushing for industry. and china always gets what it wants.

but no, it won't take just 10 years. it will be a long process but we will see it unfold in our lifetimes.

>> No.14884027

>>14883961
really? gin? tastes fucking disgusting and the hangover's horrible.

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>>14883961
>>14883934
Gin speeds up liver failure

drink delicious ruby port instead !!

im nursing a bottle of Dow's ruby port right now while i decide which fastfood to eat for dinner (mcdonalds, bk, or a 10 mile drive for Tbell)

my buddy hasnt gotten back to me about weed tonight, so im about to start drinking it instead of sipping

but its been 36 hours since i last ate, so i should be getting food soon

>>14883978
most people will get mad for a week or two, but eventually be fine with it (maybe dont double date with that buddy)

if your friend is really so upset and ragefull that you are "pissing on his lawn" (metaphorically) then it sounds like they are a shitty friend to begin with...

>> No.14884033

>>14883996
SHIT YOU DON'T GET IT.. I HAVE LIVESTOCK.. IM SHORT ON BOOZE AND DRUGS, I LIKE PAIN KILLERS, COCAINE IF YOU GOT POT, PLEASE BURN IT OUTSIDE OR IN MY SAUNA.

>> No.14884042

>>14883941
yeah. fuck the missionaires. they do have good intentions, they want to do good, but they don't realise they're doing more harm than good. just dump people with too much resources.

>> No.14884045

>>14884029
NO PORTUGEUSE WINE, FUCK PORTS

>> No.14884067

>>14883972
I ordered a booze delivery for the first time in... probably 2006. There's so many delivery options now, I think there's some of those doordash things with cute names and shit, new tech startups to bring you booze with an app or a website or some shit.

>>14884012
Then we better have an amazing boom in technology, not just consumer electronic shit, but actual achievements in engineering. If it just becomes another mass consumer of resources, we're going to have a problem.

>>14884002
We don't have spacemining because it's impractical. Just bringing an extra pickaxe into space would cost a ton of money in extra fuel.

>> No.14884068

>>14884029
YOU KNOW WHAT, II CHEERED AND DRANK AND CELEBRATED FOR CATALONIIA AND THEIIR INDEPENDENCE FROM ESPAGNIA AND SHIT. FUCKING A, TAKE YOUR PORT FROM PORT TO PORT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIKE A SWEET ONE AND I LIKE A MORE EXPENSIVE BOTTLE.

>> No.14884083

>>14884067
I HAVE TO SIGN FOR IT... I USED TO SIGN FOR IT ALL THE TIME, BUT NO IT'S NOT GOOD TONIGHT... I HAVE HAD TOO MANY TO DRIVE A CAR, AND WHILE IT IS TOO LATE I WANT TO HELP YOU ALL...

>> No.14884095
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>>14884045
its wine with 20% abv (and tastes great served with ice)

drank with anything that involves olive oil and youll feel like an ancient roman plebeian!

>>14884068
ah, i like ruby because its super sweet (great to soak meat in before you cook)

i might make a long island if i get a coke with my fast food...

fuck, i need to get food soon, im already feeling slightly tipsy, couple more sips and i may not be good to drive...

TACOBELL OR BURGERS?!?!?
(YUM, MCD, or BK?)

>> No.14884096

>>14884002
this is somewhat true. apart from the sahara, the land is fine. more so, rich in lots of fucking stuff. they've got an incredible amount of minerals in there, as you may now. coltan (the mineral they use for electronic devices( comes to mind, or diamonds, copper, gold...

as for the water thing, i bet there is enough water for everybody. the problem is that the rivers that should be providing water are so incredibly contaminated that drinking from them is like drinking sewer water.

all 10 of the most polluted rivers are in asia and africa.

>> No.14884116

I LOVE MOST OF YOU! THE ONLY ONES I DON'T LIKE ARE THE ONES WHO QUESTION CAPITALISM... IF YOU LOVE FREE OPEN MARKETS IT DON'T MATTER I LOVE NIGGERS JEWS CHINKS GOOKS NIPS AND FREE MARKETS. IF YOU GOT A BONG I'LL PLAY ALONG LOVE YOU ALL AGAIN, TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELVES AND EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT. WE ALL DO THE BEST WE CANT AND OUR CREATOR LOVES US FOR THAT. TAKE CARE AND SEE YA LATER IM ABOUT TO GET SOME DELIVERY SERVICE.

>> No.14884125

>>14884067
the continent's gonna industrialize to meet the demand of the current time. africa's definetly going to become another consumerist continent, as has every other one.

technology will ease that process because now you can just search for it in the web. no need for colonialists to teach you, no need to pay for high tech engineers to come to your country. it's free.

>> No.14884128

>>14884116
Dad, are you okay? I'm scared...

>> No.14884132

>>14884095
I'VE HAD MANY PORTS, FUCK IT, TOO SWEET 90% OF THE TIME THIS SHIT SUCKS, I HAD ONE II ENJOYED, BUT I PREFER GRAPPA, FUCKING NIGGER

>> No.14884140

>>14884116
don't forget to drink water. looks like you'll need it tomorrow anon.

>> No.14884149

>>14884095
WAIT.... YOU'RE MY BROTHER! HEY II <3 YOU AND YOU GET PRAISED DESERVED FRIEND.

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>>14884096
you are ignoring how terrible the wildlife and terrain are, there is a reason every road in africa is shit (their wireless is fantastic though, since they didnt start industrializing until cellphones were already a thing, they dont have old shit to replace or integrate)

>>14884132
very understandable

>>14884149
another 5am youtube battle in the works? ill need some food quick, but im game after that

>> No.14884165

JUST REMEMBER TO KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE #KYS, WE CAN TURN SOMETHING THAT WAS WRONG INTO SOMETHING GOOD FOR EVERYBODY. NEVER GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR IF YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK OR EMOTIONALLY QUESTIONABLE. WE ARE ALL WINNERS HERE

>> No.14884185

>>14884164
yeah. the land in itself is probably contaminated of insects and animals that don't even have a name yet. shit like ebola could wipe the continent if they don't manage it correctly. you are right.

>> No.14884192

>>14883884

may I ask what ethnicity you are?

also its really bluepilled to say that china is genociding the tibetans. Its true that this might be happening, but what is also true is that the US is basically forcing china's hand when it comes to tibet since the US is constantly trying to stir up unrest in tibet and use it to destabilize china. If it weren't for the US constantly trying to divide and conquer and stir up regional tensions then I highly doubt that china would be so bent on "oppressing" the tibetans.

Consider the fact that there are so many unique ethnicities that still exist in asia today even though they have been china's neighbors for thousands of years. If china was really the genocider that people act like they were then these separate nations (korea, japan, etc) wouldn't even exist today. Consider if we lived in an alternate universe where the US or britain were to take the place of china historically; could you really say with a straight face that regional neighbors like korea, japan, vietnam etc would still exist? There's a good chance that they wouldn't. They would have already been genocided and replaced a long time ago. The fact that these separate nations and cultures around china still exist speaks volumes about the nature of chinese civilization. Whenever somebody says that china is a genocidal oppressor they are usually a westerner that is projecting their own history and psychological tendencies upon china.

I have more to say in the next comment

>> No.14884194

>>14884185
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO AFRICA?

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>>14883792
He gave me the go ahead years ago, not to mention he's married now. I swear he wouldn't give two shits.
Am I just a massive pussy? I'm drunk so that's probably it.

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>>14884165
fuck it, im off to get some grub (Tbell for dat delicious tex-mex)

ill be back in half hour or so!

>> No.14884209

>>14884194
no and i hope i never will

>> No.14884227

>>14884198
oh well man hes married. sure go right ahead, if he feels something then that marriage can have serious problems, so i don't think he'll feel anything. he probably loves his woman, so he has forgot about that chick you talk about

so yes, go ahead anon.

>> No.14884242

>>14884209
AFRICA IS PRETTY RICH AND VIBRANT, THEY HAVE EVERYTHING AMERICA HAS PLUS

>> No.14884256

>>14884242
yeah, there are very good people in africa

>> No.14884264

>>14884192

for the record, I don't fully believe what the western media reports with regards to the tibet/china situation. The western media lies/exaggerates about this stuff all the time (literally fake news). You would have to be naive to take anything they say at face value. That being said, I'm not saying the chinese are saints in this situation either. My stance is nearly completely agnostic with a slight leaning towards china's side of the story. Like I said, I think china's response towards tibet is only a response to the US trying to destabilize the region. This is a really defensible position considering that the US commonly does this in other parts of the world as well.

lastly you say that the chinese are oppressing your people which includes the mongols and manchus, but havent you forgotten about the past few hundred years? Arent you neglecting to mention that the mongols and manchus both conquered, oppressed and ruled china for hundreds of years? Im not saying that two wrongs make a right, they dont. But I think its a little bit rich to act like a complete victim when historically speaking it was the mongols and manchus that were oppressing the chinese not too long ago.

>> No.14884267

PLUS MIGHT BE THE AFRICAN WOMEN WHO WANT TO TAKE YOUR SPERM CONSTANTLY BUT AS FAR AS JUNGLE AND HUNTING THE BEST WAS THE RAINFOREST

>> No.14884283
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>>14884185
africa is also large, blanket assumptions dont work as well for it compared to stuff like europe or southamerica (or oceania)

africa could be good though, starting late means they avoid some early adapto glitches, pic semi related (Japanese electrical grid is a clusterfuck because of history, two different standard currents, and 3 different standard voltages, not to mention their messy mix of AC and DC lines, all because their grid was made back in Meiji times)

electric grid interconnects in the center of Japan are some of the worlds largest frequency converters, since the country basically has 2.5 different electric grids that all meet in the center

>> No.14884287

>>14884264
yeah, historically the US has always intervened in sutff that wasn't their own fucking business at all. you do have a point

>> No.14884294

>>14884283
yeah. they don't have to go through the shit of testing what's good or not. they can just take a peak at other countries and say ''hey this is what we should be doing''. that's a significant advantage indeed

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>>14884227
Yeah, we're childhood pals aswell so our relationship is solid.
I'm too much of a pussy, I can't even add her. Fuck. 10 beers in and I can't add a girl, jesus fuck

>> No.14884309

>>14884300
add her to what? instagram?

>> No.14884321

>>14884287
...which one of the major global powers didn't do this or isn't doing this now?

This is the game of diplomacy. The realpolitik.

>> No.14884323

>>14884283
YOU ARE USING A POOR MANS MAP, LETS MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR THE AXIS IS TILTING FURTHER AND THE SUN IS HEATING HOTTER, SO FROM MY POINT OF VIEW SHIT WILL GET MELTED AND FUCKED UP, BUT UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT LARGE PORTIONS OF LAND AT HIGHER ELEVATIONS THAT WILL NEVER GO UNDER WATER... GEOLOGY AND HOW IT IMPACTS PLATE TECHTONICS AND WHY THIS MATTERS TO CLIMATE, BECAUSE IF THE MOON WASN'T PULLING THE CORE THE WHOLE TIME WE'D HAVE LOST THE MAGNETOSPHERE THAT WE NEED TO STOP HARSH RADIATION THAT WIILL ULTIMATELY KILL US ALL, YEAH I GUESS THERE WAS A REASON MY PROFESSOR LET ME KEEP LAUGHING IN AN ENVIROMENTAL SCIENCE CLASS WHEN SHE SAID WELL THE SUN WILL KILL US, BUT NOBODY THINKS ABOUT THAT.... FUCK THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT SINCE I LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE... SHIT WHAT WAS II DOING, OH YEAH DRINK MORE BEER.

>> No.14884325

>>14884300
also,

>we're childhood pals aswell so our relationship is solid

there's pretty much your answer there. don't fucking think it at all. it is a normal thing to do. if she questions just say ''i felt a little nostalgia about our childhood'' or ''it's been a long time, i just wanted to see how you were doing''

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14884333

dese /smg/ n-words writing books, getting drunk, thinking about girls, and discussing Africa

59 hours to go until the markets open back up lads, hold fast against the night ! we will make it to Monday morning ! buy NGE and KNG !

>> No.14884334

>>14884321
yes. china is doing things right.

>> No.14884335

>>14884309
FB, I'm an introvert sitting here trading 24/7. I don't have anything other than my old facebook account

>> No.14884343

>>14884323
drink some water anon. do it for me.

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>>14884300
IF YOU'RE CHILDHOOD PALS AND KNOW HER PARENT'S ALREADY LIKE STOP FUCKING AROUND AND MAKE A DATE TO MEET HER AGAIN, MAKE ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER AND SPEND YOUR LIVES TOGETHER MAN... SHIT YOU GOT SOMETHING MOST OF US CAN ONLY DREAM OF. JUST FUCKING DO IT

>> No.14884354

>>14884335
don't worry. she won't think that it's weird or anything. when she sees your message she'll go like

>oh it's anon! man, i haven't talked to him in such a long time. i really wanted to talk to him!

>> No.14884355

>>14884300
JUST ASK HER IF SHE REMEMBERED SOME KIIND OF SHARED MOMENT YOU HAD, AND ASK IIF SHE WANTS TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

>> No.14884364

>>14884334
The PRC is definitely getting getting involved in things that aren't their business, and has historically done so.

I don't know why you have such a reverence for the PRC.

>> No.14884370

>>14884355
you can do this too. anon's drunk but this is good advice too. revive these moments

>> No.14884381

>>14884370
I'VE HAD MY HAND INSIDE OF SO MANY DIFFERENT RACES OF PUSSY, THEY ALL FEEL MOISTE TO ME BACK TO YOU!

>> No.14884382

>>14884355
please anon i'm going to bed but i want you to drink water okay? just do that it'll take a minute and you'll feel great tomorrow

>> No.14884394

You guys realize he's talking about his married friend right? That's the one he's childhood friends with, the one that his relationship is solid with.

>> No.14884400

>>14884370
WHEN SHE SAYS NO, I'VE BEEN TALKING WITH CHAD WELL THEN YOU KNOW.

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>>14884394
the one that got away....

>> No.14884411

>>14884382
NOPE, I'M GOING TO BE THANKFUL FOR MY LUCKY STAR AND IM HAPPY ANIME FROM KYOTO IS DEAD!

>> No.14884422

What fund do i buy to short the market?

>> No.14884435

>>14884411
water will make you feel good. dont forget it anon. have some tonight and tomorrow will be a great day. but drink water my friend

>> No.14884457

>>14884422
SQQQ

>> No.14884458

>>14884354
Fuck man, this is gonna get awkward. Imagine if she reads it but doesn't answer

>>14884355
I'm not even on step one kek'd

>> No.14884476

>>14884408
DAMN DUDE WANT TO HEAR A ONE THAT GOT AWAY STORY? WE JUST FINISHED AN 8-BALL ALL THE BOOZE YOU COULD DRINK KINDA PARTY... LONG STORY SHORT THE BEST GIRL AT THAT PARTY I LET MY BRO GO AFTER, WE CONCLUDED SHE WAS THE BEST, BUT DAMN SHE CHEATED ON HIM FOR A DUDE TWICE HER AGE, WROTE A JOURNEL OR DIARY THING, HE KEYED AND DESTROYED HER NEW CAR, SINCE SHE HAD CRASHED HER PREVIOUS ONE, BUT DAMN... I THINK THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER... SHE'S FUCKING RECKLESS. I DIDN'T FUCK HER THAT NIGHT, I FUCKED THE BLONDE ONE WHO ENDED UP WITH THE HEROIN ADDICTION AND DEMOCRAT PUSSY HAT WEARING ANTI-TRUMP PARENTS.

>> No.14884484

>>14882752
Gimme that sweet jail bussi

>> No.14884489

>>14884476
THOSE TWO MY BRO AND THE BROAD WERE TOGETHER 2+ YEARS AND WE'RE THINKING MUTUAL FRIENDS THEY'RE STIILL PLAYING TOGETHER BEHIND MUTUAL FRIENDS BACKS

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>>14884435
>>14884382
cut it out water salesman
it's not the time for water

>>14884458
if you aren't feeling it you might want to wait until you're in the zone
if it means a lot to you
if somehow 10 beers isn't putting you in chad mode, and you contact on a Friday night, it might not be the best shot you can take
nahmean

just try and handle all your relationships like Jerome handles the fed funds rate
and just imagine that one pepe
you know the one I'm talking about

>>14884476
I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can wake up and drink early tomorrow
If I try and chase tonight I won't get anywhere

>> No.14884506

>>14884484
NAH NAH NAH, DUDE DON'T DO THAT... YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND I WOULD PUNCH YOU FOR THAT. DON'T HURT SOME ONES DAUGHTER, DON'T TREAT WOMEN LIKE THAT... LOVE AND RESPECT AND BE A GOOD MAN NOT A FUCKING ASSHOLE... TREAT YOUR WIIFE LIKE YOUR MOM.

>> No.14884541

Can someone explain to me how mining space gold would somehow make the world wealthier? Isn't increasing the gold supply just devaluing the gold in circulation? How is this productive?

>> No.14884573

>>14884343
This, but tonic water. With gin and lime.

>> No.14884579

>>14884492
CAN WE CHASE FOX TOGETHER... WHEN I LOST MY VIRGINITY... SHE WAS LIKE A 300 POUND BLACK GIRL... I GOT TO HER HEART MAKING HER LAUGH, I COOKED FOR HER, AND THEN SHE GOT ON MY DICK. SO CALL ME RACIST, BUT DAMN BEING DRUNKER THAN HELL AND WAKING UP AT LIKE 6 AM TO GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME SHIT STILL SUCKS, WEED WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN BOOZE BUT, DAMN SCHOOL DIDN'T MEAN MUCH, AND WHEN I WAS EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL, I WAS TOP 3 IN THE CLASS AND WAS ABLE TO USE THAT AT MY HEARING AND WHEN I WAS RE-ENROLLED... FUCKING SHIT'S BULLSHIT.

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>>14884506
lol

I;m gonna say the DENNIS system and DOMSCUMM are way more powerful than the Baggie doctrine of "just treat girls like your mom"

If you don't treat a broken girl like shit, she'll just ignore you and find someone who will

>>14884541
gold is consumed as a resource in electronics.
the speculative value might go down, but finding a bunch of any resource is still a big plus (imagine if it was oil or steel)
sure price goes down a bit if we get a new easy supply but it doesn't go down enough to cancel out the boon completely


if that doesn't help, try and imagine we find a cornucopia of goods in space all at the same time: brand new iphones, F-150's, bud light, catgirls, every kinds of resource you can imagine, etc. We find everything.
does that make everything worthless? no. sure the goods that people have right now will decrease in value a bit, maybe significantly, but there will still be some price that things are exchanged for on the marketplace. and in general, the net wealth of the world has noticeably increased because we found an asteroid covered in nice stuff
let me know if it makes sense

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>>14884347
HOLY SHIT I WAS GOING TO POST THAT PIC

i got it saved as Baggies final post image lol

also SHORT MCD THEY FUCKING CLOSED EARLY SO NOW IM GOING TO STARVE TONIGHT

>>14884484
>less than a lb of weed
>meth
yikes!

>>14884541
basic science and babies first math should be enough to answer that retarded question

>> No.14884628

>>14884422

There are a variety of choices. You can short the dow, S&P, or nasdaq 100 with 1x, 2x, or 3x leverage on each. Just do a search for inverse index ETFs to find a list. If you're Canadian, you're stuck with 2x unless you want to pay the foreign exchange to buy one of the US 3x bear ETFs. Depends how long you want to hold your position. I typically do the 2x for shorts and the 3x US ones for longs I plan to hold for a while.

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>>14884607
I DON'T SAVE MANY PICTURES... FUCK YOU!

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>>14884640
If it makes you feel any better, cereal, whole milk, and yogurt, plus lots of port means I'll probably be puking later tonight

>> No.14884680

>>14884584
sort of, but I don't think gold is the limiting resource for those electronics, I don't imagine it has much of an impact on how much electronics are produced.

I thought maybe it has something to do with the gold stockpiled by central banks that are supposed to be backing currencies, even if we're no longer on the "gold standard" . And that countries could print more money if they had more gold to back it up... or something.

>>14884607
Except basic economics says supply and demand, especially for something that is prized in part for its scarcity.

Not sure why we'd be mining for space gold and not cobalt or something.

>> No.14884701

>>14884677
IM EATING ROMAINE LETTUCE, ANCHOVIE, RAW EGG YOLK, LEMON, GARLIC, OLIVE OIL AND A FEW TYPES OF CHEESE.

>> No.14884727

>>14884677
>funding MO
based, but you're an asshole for deciding to respond to my question, just to make fun of my question.

>processed grains covered in sugar
>Alcohol with unnecessary sugars to drink alone in front of the computer

>> No.14884747

>>14884321
china is considerably more hands off when it comes to stuff like this. Even when it comes to stuff like their involvement in africa they are extremely hands off compared to westerners. They come to africa to do business and thats it, they could give a rats ass what the africans do in their own country, meanwhile westerners come to help africans but always have a ton of strings attached and want to actively mold how africans think etc etc.

historically speaking for all intents and purposes, the chinese mind their own business a lot more compared to western countries (relatively speaking). The chinese way of working with the world is different than the western way, its really disingenuous to claim otherwise. You can even look back at history and see these same trends play out. In the 15th century china had an enormous fleet and the ability to conquer the entire world but instead all they did was sail around for a bit, do some trading and then they voluntarily destroyed their fleet and shut themselves off from the world. The west on the other hand chose to go in the complete opposite direction. My point is that there are significant cultural and civilizational differences between china and the west and its a mistake to pretend like they dont exist

>> No.14884767

>>14882752
First time I ever rolled this, years ago. Russell taught me how to steal souls. It was a good time.

>> No.14884777

I JUST ATE UNPROCESSED EGG YOLKS, AND LIKE A CHAMP I KNOW THEY'RE GOOD. EGG YOLKS PLUS, FISH (ANCHOVIE), PLUS LETTUCE AND CHEESES, SHIT WHAT EVER. I WISH I CARED... SHIT I DON'T CARE... I'M GOING TO GO ON VACATION TILL FRIDAY, FUCK IT. HAVE FUCK WAGE KEKS AND ENGIINEERS THAT COULDN'T HELP A NIGGA LEARN HIS CALCULUS.

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>>14884701
sounds much tastier except for the egg

>>14884727
nigga thats 13g's of fiber in one picture, plus yougurt is high protein

>>Alcohol with unnecessary sugars to drink alone in front of the computer
what, do you refrain from food and drink when you sit alone in front of a computer?

>> No.14884846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu3IJ-IB9c8

THIS IS FOR MY COUNTRY AND FOR ALL OF THE IRISH WHO WERE EVER DENIED A JOB FOR BEING IRISH... REPARATIONS ARE A DISGUST, BUT LETS SEE HOW THIS GOES AND HOW IT'S PAID FOR, IF IT'S PLAYED IT'S THE LAST FUCKING RACE CARD BEFORE A CIVIL WAR.

>> No.14884852

>>14884808
THE EGG YOLK IS A BINDING AGENT IT'S LITERALLY JUST YOLK AND NO WHITES ALLOWED, FUCKING LEARN TO COOK.

>> No.14884856

>>14884808
alcohol is a social lubricant, it's good for having fun with frens. Drinking alone is route that leads to the bad end.

>>14884747
tell Hong Kong and Taiwan how hands off the PRC is. And the people coming out of the reeducation camps in Xinjiang.

You're giving the people's surveillance state a free pass. They oppress their own people. Sure, the truth isn't portrayed accurately in western media or chinese media. But it's an oppressive and regime and it's a mistake to pretend like it isn't.

>>14884777
Based and raw egg pilled. Nothing wrong with that.
Trips of divinity agree.

>>14884846
Reparations are never going to happen. It's not even that popular of an issue in the black community. Fuck all these pandering politicians.

>> No.14884876

>>14884808
THE YOLK IS THE EMULSIFIER TO STABILIZE THE WHOLE THING... STOP SAYING IT SUCKS, BECAUSE WITH OUT IT THE SALAD SUCKS AND FALLS OFF THE GREENS..

>> No.14884911

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE NIGGAS THAT NEVER LEARNED CALCULUS... FOR THEM LET US RESPECT A MOMENT OF SILENCE.

....

....

.....

....
THANK YOU

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>>14884856
na, alcohol is how I fall asleep when im out of weed (hooray insomnia!!)

>>14884747
>china is considerably more hands off when it comes to stuff like this.
nigga what? china is not hands off with anything
while their social norms and values can be considered admirable, the overall government is not at all (having lead politicians who are engineers and math majors instead of lawyers is based, but mood point when you consider the rest of the political structure)

also next global recession could very well cause the communist party to lose their mandate of heaven, especially if tradewar gets more intense

>>14884852
>>14884876
ahh salad, that makes more sense, in that case its ok (but oil based dressing is tastier imo)

>> No.14884978

>>14882752
>illegal twerk
wtf?

>> No.14884994

>>14884935
THE OIL GOES IN LAST SHIT, IM TEACHING LIKE CHILDREN WHO CAN'T EVEN MAKE A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH OUT BURNING A HOUSE DOWN OR DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC... FUCKING ASSHOLES LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO DIE JUST DON'T HURT INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS... IIF YOU WANT TO BE A MARTYR FINE WRITE A MAIFESTO AND DO YOUR SHIT AND DIE IN THE PROCESS, BUT DEPRESSED ASSHATS, JUST REMEMBER WHAT FAGET JR. USED TO SAY
IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS

WHEN YOU ARE SAD OR SCARED JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY

FAGET JR. SAVED MY LIFE, AND WHAT EVER ANIME SHIT, IT MIIGHT HAVE BEEN THAT SAME SHIT FROM KYOTO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK REALLY, LESS ANIME AND SHIT WHAT EVER. MY ONLY LUCKY STAR IS THE SUN, AND LUCKY FOR ME IT'S GOT TIME ENOUGH FOR CHILDREN TO WIPE MY ASS WHEN I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

>> No.14884998

>>14884978
SHE WASN'T WEARING PANTIES

>> No.14885007

>>14884911
I was out sick the day they introduced differential equations, and I never managed to catch up. The concept never "clicked"

I managed to make it through integral equations somehow, despite not having that solid foundation. It was really rough. Fuck calculus.

And now I actually want to learn it for options and shit but my brain has been rotting for like 10 years

>> No.14885030

>>14885007
WELL IF YOU BACKWARD INTEGRAL YOU GET DIFFERENCIAL IT'S KINDA LIKE HOW I LEARNED CALCULUS IN 7TH GRADE WHEN II WAS FIRST INTRODUCED TO ALGEBRA.

>> No.14885053

>>14885007
II MEAN THEY INTRODUCED THE REPEATING NUMBERS, AND I MADE A PROOF TO SOLVE THEM USING BASIC ALGEBRA, LIKE REPEATING NUMBERS BACK IINTO A FRACTION, BUT IT WON'T WORK ON SHIT LIKE E OR PI, BUT IT'S FUCKING GREAT, GOT ME REALLY GOOD AT CUTTING HALFS INTO EIGHTS AND GRAMS INTO OUNCES.

>> No.14885057
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GSL
our guy fantasy isn't playing tonight, but Taeja and patience are

>> No.14885059

>>14885030
Yeah... I remember that much, but I never memorized all the rules.

I hate memorization. I generally need to understand the how/why of it or I can't really use it.

>> No.14885065

>>14885057
i LOVE PROTOSS, LETS GO PATIENCE

>> No.14885077

>>14885057
OUR GUY IS ACTUALLY TY, WE WERE ALL DRINKING DIRTY PUDDLE WATER BEFORE HE TAUGHT US THE ART OF THE RAVEN.

>> No.14885083

>>14885007
wait hold up

are you saying you don't understand what a derivative is from a conceptual standpoint

>>14885065
basically you only like protoss because you're a timmy
FantaSy is the true chad of both starcraft games and is truly /our guy/

>> No.14885096

>>14885059
BACKWARDING THE INTEGRAL LOSES SO MUCH INFORMATION IT'S KEPT AS A CONSTANT, BUT I MEAN IT'S LIKE IF YOU HAVE THAT CONSTANT BEFORE HAND YOOU CAN RE-APPLY IT LIKE SOME WIZZARD AND GET THE ANSWER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

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>>14881412
TFW you sold one at 102 a couple years ago

>> No.14885107
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14885107

QUIZ TIME!!!
>music to listen to while you solve pic related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

BONUS POINTS: can you tell what kind of elementary function each graph is?

>>14885007
LSD helped me understand linear algebra, before that it was hard to visualize matrices

also if you know integrals, you know derivatives, just do the opposite and dont write down +C

>>14885059
a derivative is a rate of change, aka it is the slope of a line

that alone will help with 90% of any problems youll ever get

>> No.14885112

>>14885083
NAH.... I LIKE PROTOSS BECAUSE OF BISU, AND CAPE BOYS, BUT MOSTLY BISU CAPE BOYS CARRIERS AND RECALL.

>> No.14885113

>>14885083
Sort of. I'm saying I never really grasped the concept.

If I remember right it was determining rate of change or something.

And then it's all radians from there.

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>>14885104
its ok, i sold hundreds of bitcoins for $10 almost a decade ago

>> No.14885128

>>14885107
A=3
B-4
C=2
D MUST EQUAL LAST AVAILABLE

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>>14885096
>>14885083
>>14885007
just use the easy approximate that works for lower order functions: dy/dx=Δy/Δx

tada! you know know derivatives!

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>>14885107
A = II
B = IV
C = I
D = III

Psychedelics absolutely rekt my ability to do math for around a year, I dunno matey. They really, really, REALLY help in understanding Qabbalah though

>> No.14885173

>>14885128
BECAUSE ANCIENT ALIENS HAVE TAUGHT US THAT THIS MUST BE TRUE.
FOR MY ANSWER TO WRITE IN AS NEEDED INFORMATION.

>> No.14885183

>>14885128
>>14885107
o no did I get them wrong? My confidence just evaporated when I saw baggie's answer

>> No.14885186

>>14885116
I SPENT THEM ON MAIL ORDER DRUGS AND GOT COCAINE MDMA AND WEED DELIVERED TO MY HOTEL ROOM.

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>>14881884
is this bad?

>> No.14885215

>>14885212
>>14885212
>>14885212

NEW

>>14885212
>>14885212
>>14885212

>> No.14885216

>>14885183
NAH IM WRONG, A IS 2 B IS 4 C IS ACUTALLY 1 AND D IS 3

>> No.14885234

what links should I study first if I want to get into investing? I'm a NEET with £5k

>> No.14885257

>>14885128
>>14885169
>>14885216
>>14885183
a=2
b=4
c=1
d=3

is what i got

>> No.14885269

You guys talking about some starcraft esports or some shit?

>> No.14885323

>>14885257
YEAH I COME INTO AGREEMENT WITH YOU.... I IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED AND ANSWERED WRRONG, BUT ON SECOND GUESS I CAME UP WITH THE SAME ANSWERS AS YOU. I LEARNED WHILE DOING CHESS PUZZLES AFTER FINDING A GOOD MOVE LOOK FOR A BETTER ONE... WITH NO REAL DEFINED AMOUNTS AND JUST GRAPHS, IT'S EASY TO MANIPULATE A GRAPH, BUT TO MANIPULATE A GRAPHS DERIVATIIVE IS WHERE IT GETS TO BECOME FUN, WHEN YOOU UNDERSTAND RATE OF CHANGE FUNDAMENTALLY THAT WELL, AND HOW VARIABLES CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT... IT'S GREAT. THIS CALCULUS STUFF IS FUN. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUN AND PURE MATHEMATICS CAN BE... MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKED IT. THERE ARE ONLY CORRECT AND INCORRECT ANSWERS, NO GUESS WORK NO BULLSHIT. MATHEMATICS IS PURE AND SIMPLE.

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>>14885323
thats why i liked it, doesnt matter how much the teacher hates me, cant take away points from me when i answer it right (unlike english, social studies, and basically any other class that has essay questions)

hell, you dont even need to do your work the same way as other people. as long as the logic is sound, the answer will be right

>> No.14885414

>>14885107
Why did you use the song from NuDoom though...
At Hells Gate is kino

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>>14885414
BFG division too

im about to buy DOOM 2016 just for the ost tbqh

>> No.14885489

>>14880107
im all in, on AMRN rn. Bought in again at $19 after my stop loss triggered at $21. Ready to make some money when Vascepa gets approved for expanded label in september.

>> No.14885586

>>14884856
Hong Kong and Taiwan are regional matters. China "interfering" with these places is not equal to china constantly interfering with countries half way around the world and trying to act like a global policeman

people's surveillance state? like the UK? Its funny how you can't help but whine about "muh oppressive regime", its something that doesn't even affect you at all yet you insist on making it your business. Your mentality is a typical western one, this is the same mentality that goes around the world and tries to start shit/change how people live etc.

Have you even been to china? Or do you just binge watch china uncensored on youtube and take everything in uncritically? Ive been to china and people there are pretty fucking happy, "muh fucking oppression"

funny you bring up hongkong btw, did it ever occur to you that the protests happening there might not be organic? kind of funny how much they resemble a color revolution...

well color me surprised:

https://www.greanvillepost.com/2019/07/08/confucius-laozi-and-buddha-are-humbly-winning-against-the-imperial-west-in-troubled-hong-kong/

google brian kern, color revolution

looks like the CIA has its hands all over the hongkong protests. Like I said, the US just cant mind its own business and has to interfere with everyone else all over the world, yet you try to shit on china for being concerned about REGIONAL matters pertaining to places it has legitimate ethnic and cultural connections to, as well as the fact that its the US that's stirring the pot to begin with and forcing china to react

>> No.14885628

>>14884935
yeah they are. Did you even read anything I write besides what you quoted me on? Something tells me you didnt and I can tell this by how scattered your point is and how little relevancy it has to what I wrote.

> also next global recession could very well cause the communist party to lose their mandate of heaven, especially if tradewar gets more intense

I wrote nothing regarding this, so I dont know why you chose to include it randomly, although by randomly including this it demonstrates that you have an emotional stake in this and as such your emotional bias clouds your judgement and renders you unable to consider things objectively.

>> No.14885665

>>14881944
People like you are the most retarded because you look at the world through a single specialized lense.

>> No.14885954

Last of Iran #last

>> No.14885964
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real last post!

>> No.14885971

>>14885964
nope last for #fuckIran

also fuck everybody who doens't want to be a jew

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>>14885971
Last for fuck baggie

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>>14885979
>>14885971
last for applied math

>> No.14886012

nope last for zoomers flossing on liberated iranian soil

>> No.14886016

>>14885979
stick your cock down that muzzle loader and shoot it, i know mine sure as hell wont fit.

#fuckiran

>> No.14886020

Last for Zerglings

>>14885628
>he thinks he's being objective

>He think's the state of "peace" in china is organic and the protests aren't

>> No.14886034

>>14886020
nope last for protoss and

#fuckiran

>> No.14886171

>>14886034
>betraying humanity
Nah I'm all about that Terran pussy

Finna #GlassIran though

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>>14886171
ehh, marine swarm is fun (even if it has to become marines and medics swarms)

but zerg is the master race