/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14859283
If i ever touched his hand i would never wash it just to alway have sergeys bacteria on me

You can tell she had his face buried in her roast beef then.

>presentation didnt even start
>sergey is already greeted by groupies who give him free blowjobs

>>14859283
You just know Sergey's swimming in pussy

>>14859283
Ryan Gosling looks like he wants sergey too

>>14859283
AOC eyes

>>14859283
>>14859325
>>14859342
damn he's so fat

you guys ever pause and examine your life of worship here? I mean wtf?!? anons....

>>14859374
Holy shit i thought i was the only one who likes to hold water in my mouth when receiving head.

>>14859283
Chad Sergey

>>14859370
playing the middle ground got no one anywhere

>>14859301
Just rub your hands into your eyes, swabbing them and swirl the swabs around in your nose. Once he's inside you he's harder to lose.

>>14859343
Ryan Gosling will play Sergey in the inevitable biopic.

Is that Tracy from last night OP?

>>14859386
I like to gurgle the star spangled banner

>>14859386
lol

>>14859283
I can see why you guys would rather talk about shit like this than the actual presentation. That speech was cringe as fuck

>>14859370
no

>>14859283
just want to remind you that this fat faggot dumps 700k every day onto the market.
if he would restrain from that the price by now would be already 5,- USD+

>>14859283
God she was so desperate in the video, trying to chat to every staff team member when they were just trying to get set up and then sitting on the sofa on stage. Fuck off.

>>14859370
This cute little chubster is literally going to free me from wageslavery. Forever. Pause and think about that. SerGOD is our lord and NEET savior. Treat him as such.

>>14859520

STOP SELLING

15 roasties per mile, sergey its a magnet

Serious question why were there even women at this event? Women are a giant sell signal in crypto.

>>14859561
Also where can I see the video of this event?

He is gonna rule humanity!

>>14859561
Are you asking why there were some average looking girls trying to socialize with early adopter beta nerds that make 400k+ at their day jobs as a fall back...or was it rhetorical?

ok lets go love new sergeys

>>14859603
sauce

>>14859283
I would probably get an erection if sergey shook my hand. No homo

I imagine Sergeys cock looks like a coke can when flaccid, probably has one of the fattest cocks around.

>>14859533
wouldnt you do the same? If I would be in the same room like sergey, I would try to get his attention desperately. also I would try to get some hairs of him to smoke them in a blunt

>>14859603
I guess women can just smell money, or maybe the chainlink team throws all that money they dumped on /biz/ hodlers around town at random restaurants and bars and roasties have caught a whiff. Regardless where can I watch the video of yesterday’s talk where all these pics were taken?

She's staring right past him at this absolute chad.

>>14859703
OPEN BAR DUDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bR5CKmugqo&feature=player_embedded

>>14859858
Based thanks fren, did you catch the part where Sergey farted really loud while talking to potential investors and tried to blame it on someone else? I can’t believe how unprofessional this guy is.

>>14859703
They can sense his passion and drive and confidence.

>>14859975

>>14859543
>O-ok Sergey. T-the big macs are at the open bar. N-now put down t-the gun.

>>14860246
>thanks for letting me know

>>14859649
r/wonkytits

watching the talk right now and with that aproving of nodes right now
will there ever be neet nodes?

Did he really say "I'm super bullish we're gonna make it like, next month"?
This is hilarious. The guy is helping build the next-level infrastructure of intl finance and he's throwing /biz/ memes back at us

What words could be more appropriate than HONK HONK

>>14859414
Underrated advice. Newfags, this is how you make it. All investors know that TA is useless without full microbial absorption.

It's becoming clearer by the day that Serg is a bizraeli.
Why the dump man? I thought we were bros, give us some crumbs at least

>>14860497
Nah you could hear the disdain in his voice when he heard the 'fundamentally' joke. Granted it was a low energy joke but he hates us. He's a future trillionaire trying to establish himself as a tech icon ala Jobs with his persistent outfit. Instead any story of his rise will be stained by sharting, pregnant muslim sergey, /pol/ and fat sergey.

He feels acute hate in it's purest form every time some speaker calls out to the "link marines" and marks the staff member who did so for later conversion into a bio-oracle. We are a cancer in his project, in his legacy.

>>14860432
neet nodes are already confirmed. any kyc fud is just to fuck with nulinkers.

>>14859283
Yup she's meeting a future billionaire.

Seriously though this guy got so fat

Didn't "expand" the team just mean Sergey eating more?

>>14860497
>sergey loves it when we call him fat, harass his partners on twitter, harass women going to his events causing the event location sponsoring it having to deal with calming down offended roasties, photoshop his face on hitler, and spread vicious fud accusing him of being a fat russian scammer
he loves it

>>14860713
The women literally love it. They'll say it annoys them but the girls messaged in that thread will be revelling in it all night, telling the other women how terrible it was for the sole purpose of making them aware that random men chose them to hit on and not whoever they're talking to.

>>14860755
That's why the gamer girl wathwater buying betas are so pathetic

Ser Gay. american cunts more fatter than mister Ser Gay

>>14860783
what?

>>14860635
fuck him, he's acting like a jew, i held for 18 months never sold, then swung from 50k to 100k, then google cloud news dropped and i swung from 100k to 55k, still in the green but he could've leaked the info to us by some way, he knows we worship his fat ass, instead he's ok with jews from swift making money but us being poor fucks.

>>14859370
Have sex

>>14860455
Kek

>>14860831
I'm not sure about the legality of releasing information to certain groups like that. I can't necessarily think it would be illegal to post it here as one of the first public gateways.

>>14860381
topkek

>>14859370
Yes I will worship this guy if he frees me from wagecuckery which is looking like it will happen.

>>14860713
It sounds like the antics of one of those 80's frat comedies.

>>14860809
First day here?

>>14861233
No i get the reference but not the relevance

>>14859283
>imagine the smell of her feet after a long day in the sun
>if she has a dick that just makes her better for us
>can we just move on from Chainlink to VIDT as /ourcoin/?

>>14859737
Probably the nerdiest middle-aged fuck you could imagine.

>>14861002
100% this, I will build a shrine to Sir Gay.

This shirt is honestly starting to become a real issue with the coin. Either he is playing it up for the biz memes, or he is really that much of a slob. Either way its unprofessional for the CEO of a billion dollar company to wear the same shitty shirt everywhere. There is no way I could trust his coin based solely on this fact.

>>14859514

>>14861688
Truthfully it signals that he is not a materialist as much as someone who really believes what he is doing can change the world. The money he makes is a byproduct of his vision and work. If he went around in nice clothes and a different rolex on everyday i'd be a bit more reserved regarding his intentions.

>>14861842
It more signals an enormous ego in that he's trying to cultivate an iconic look like steve jobs, bill gates and to a lesser extent zuckerberg. However that also says something about how big he thinks this will be.

>>14861688
He's a philosphy major and has quoted stoics at some point. Even a brainlet can figure it out.

>>14860697
kek

>>14860713
Based

>>14859370
GET OUT OUT GET OUTTT REEEEEEEEEE RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT SERGEY LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU FAGGOTTT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14859719
mfw I didn't even realise the shirt represents the shape and colours of the cube.

>>14859357
All Americans have them because boomers imported over 100 million brown people