/biz/ - Business & Finance

whatever "news" announced will be offset by the entire market crashing

>>14817721
I feel that I can look back on all of this now and understand why we believed what we did at the time, and why we were so hopeful. It's not like it was as obvious as some other projects - but unfortunately some of you have not come to the realization that you are coping with financial stockholm syndrome. You still persist in flooding this board for validation, but it's so painfully clear that the spammers are nothing but desperate, emotional bagholders trying to circlejerk one last exit spurt out of this now provably centralized, amateur shitcoin.

Chainlink's team is literally dumping all over us as we speak. Sergey just has a few more presentations to go where he drags his drag his fat, tech-illiterate ass like a dog with worms before an audience of college freshmen who wanted to play with crypto as a hobby and then he can finally cash out his own stack and retire early. He could go up on stage, announce the cessation of the project, and then post pictures from some beautiful beach in czech every day and you would still hold onto your extremely overvalued stacks. They don't even dump on you themselves. That's how bad it is at this point - they can literally use a bot to sell off huge amounts of link every single day and know that you'll just make up cope because it's too hard to accept. This proves that the team is definitely aware of the sentiment on this board - they know that old retards and new suckers alike are trapped now. Sergey could show up to his presentations drunk at this point and you imbeciles would just try to claim that he's a chad despite the fact that he is a soft and timid little eunuch who is clearly in way over his head. But then again, so are you.

The difference is, is that he's going to walk away an insanely rich man while you're going to be flipping burgers and imagining yourself in sports cars for the next 40 years until you die of heart failure from eating big-macs 'ironically.'

>>14817721
Get fucked retard.

>>14817721
>Uh hello, yea, uh decen... uh oracl... well you see uh... yea i think that answers your question
Literal stuttering pot head. Really hope you sold the top.

>>14817777
ch-checked

>>14817777
Fuck me checked and suicidal

>>14817721
UberEats will be delivering Sergey his McDonald's. That I can assure you

>>14817737
Holy shit this is good. Saving.

>>14817721
if you mean exit scam, he is already delivering that in chunks of 700k link each

>>14817721
its a fucking dev meet up wtf do you mean will sergey deliver lmao

>>14817737
Couldn't have said it better myself

/thread

>>14817777
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
https://youtu.be/YzuyXzUrg2c

>>14817734
I don’t want to be part of “the market”. I don’t want to be lumped in with Indian and chink scams. I am invested in the new protocol for the blockchain that will have a higher and higher percentage of the global run through it every year. Fuck bitcoin. Fuck ETH. LINK is love. LINK is LIFE

>>14817721
next pump I'm selling

>>14817737
Gonna need you to delete this immediately

>>14817737
>beach in czech

>>14818010
>Czehcia

Why wouldn't they just rename themselves Bohemia_Moravia. Czechia just sounds dumb.

>>14817777
>literally made of cheese

>>14817737
It hurts, but it's true.

>>14817972
This is unironically what will happen. Just give it time.
>>14817777
Ah kek favors fudding now. He doesn’t want redditors to ascend with us. Very wise Kek

>>14817737
saved

He won't announce anything good, otherwise it's be stupid to be selling so many Link beforehand

If they had good news they'd wait to sell higher... Literally no brain logic.

Sergey knows it's a nothing burger and is offloading the dogshit ASAP

>>14817972
>fuck eth
>Link is still an erc20 shit token

Lol

>>14818236
>so many Link
It's 1% of the total reserved stash

>>14817973
>next pump.
Oh my sweet, sweet,.. sweet summer child.

>>14818236
Anon, do you know about the crime known as insider trading? What would one do to prevent accusations of this?

>>14818236
Announcing good news and then dumping is illegal brainlet. If he actually has a bullish announcement, he has to sell them before.

>>14817777
P-please no...

>>14817721
So I'm connected to an insider....nothing happens at ETH SF

surpise announcement on thursday

>>14818306
God I hope so. I don't even want to see my portfolio returned to primacy, the only gains I care about are filling a gallon jug full of nolinker and swinglinker tears.

The news is so good that he’s going to dump his entire 160mm stack. Strap in boys

>>14818306
Surely dumping before a nothing burger is also insider trading?

Sergey is fucked

Oh wait, Cayman Island shitcoin

>>14818010
There's some nice beaches in Czech and Poland, counter intuitively. Oh, and the hottest fucking babes ever who are very curious as to what circumcised North American wiener looks like

>>14818496
Eastern European girls are literally the least appealing white girls on the planet, I don't understand Americans' obsession with them

>>14817721
No, we're crashing to $0.43 and never going higher than $0.62 ever again.

>>14818661
I dunno Hungarian bitches are pretty cool

>>14817737
Link baghodlers BTFO

>>14817777
checked, the price and this quads today...i am officialy suicidal right now

>>14818661
what the actual fuck are you talking about? We all know eastern youros are soulless, but they have the best bodies by far.

>>14818661
They're FAR more feminine than the stock we have over here, and in way better shape and better looking by a wide margin. I also like me some nice sized milkers

>>14817737
t-this is fud to buy cheap LINK r-right? l-like we always did...oh god

>>14817737
delet