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14791261 No.14791261 [Reply] [Original]

How do I profit from attending the Area 51 raid?

>> No.14791271

loot bodies

>> No.14791273

>>14791261
Sell the lead that is pumped into your body by perimeter guards to lead pencil manufacturers

>> No.14791281
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14791281

>>14791261
sell the aliens ballons

>> No.14791294

>>14791261
Livestream it, make sure to have people donate for text to speech.

I would suggest you to livestream it on platform(s) such as:
Twitch
Youtube

>> No.14791301

>>14791294
No reception in the area

>> No.14791318

>>14791261
by realizing it's yet another form of credibility reduction for UFO/UAP investigation (reducing the likelihood of future credible witnesses speaking out)

If area 51 ever did host any experimental cold war error projects, those things are likely long gone, and nothing would be found by trying to "storm" it today

>> No.14791332

>>14791318
*cold war era

>> No.14791339
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14791339

>>14791261
TRY TO GRAB SOME URANIUM

>> No.14791353

>>14791261

Assemble cucksheds.

>> No.14791372

>>14791261
Can you pick up my keys? I left them in the crashed UFO.

You can leave the one for the ignition but I'll pay good money for that keychain back.

>> No.14791425

>>14791271
Unironically this

>> No.14792312

>>14791372
Sure thing buddy

>> No.14792322

>>14791261
Sell hotdogs to the ayys

>> No.14792948

>>14791339
smolboi

>> No.14792981

You ameritards are actually going to start killing each other over a conspiracy theory lmao. Final stage of a declining civilization.

>> No.14793053

>>14791281
unironically this
also
this>>14791271

>> No.14793478

>>14791261
Sell water

>> No.14793484

>>14791261
Make a YouTube views dude they got me rich