/biz/ - Business & Finance

It wasn't long after the Computerized Assassination Marketplaces came
online that the governments decided to hand over the reigns to the last
thing that mattered. The money monopoly.

One of the earliest recorded written documents in human history was a
complaint written about a man named Ea-nasir who had delivered an
inferior grade of copper to a merchant, Nanni. Doubly frustrated by the
poor grade of copper as well as the repeated mistreatment of his slaves,
Nanni wrote a scathing review of Ea-nasir's services.

The pursuit of justice and right in the world is as old as organized human
culture. CAMs serve this deepest of human needs.

"The sovereignty of the United States will not be challenged by
foreign anonymous cowards.", Speaker Bruckston commanded to the
floor of the United States senate as it passed legislation to institute a value
added tax and create a separate bracket for crypto currency related
income and capital gains (though leaving traditional carried interest
in the lower bracket).

Concurrently, a distributed network of legislative-focused LINK oracles
signaled to their clients that the bill was passed by the senate. CAM was one,
of millions, of clients to this particular oracle contract. The CAM
smart contract
deposited 1.5 BTC into the wallet of a separate smart security linked to
blockchain-based life insurance contracts of all US Senators.

This cryptosecurity states that $320M USD equivalent will be deposited into
the wallet of the security holder if more than 6 US Senators are killed in the
next 48 hours.

Seven different crypto assassination providers released a few dozen
microdrones equipped with a small explosive charge and a face
recognition CNN. 2 hours and 15 minutes later, 16 US
Senators were dead, unfortunately for the security holders, there were
no bonuses for surpassing the quota.

After the USG handed over the money monopoly it wasn’t long until they
rescinded the monopoly on the legitimate use of violence in their
territory.

>>14719719
5 stars

Negotiation with the United States Government during the early years was simple. The original Bit Lord founders understood that after achieving sovereignty over a territory, the next step was of course the development of thermonuclear weapons. This allowed them to negotiate using three key precepts:

1, Annexation leads to annihilation of our entire population and the ruination of any future tax flows.
2, Acquisition leads to future entrepreneurial investment in patchwork expansion leading to endless dealflow of new territories for future USG acquisition.
3, The Alaska and Louisiana purchase were so successful, why not try it again?

No public servant wanted to test the first, the second seemed straight forward and eventually came true, the third ensured most politicians wanted their name attached to a particularly profitable purchase.

>imagine the brain damage

Blech, huuuunnnnnggg, blech, huuunnnngngng. Slip slide. Another slips
past me. Why? People slip and slide past, visually blurred. A thick
mucous folded everything. It always had. Enmeshed between bodies. An
amniotic fluid of oxygen, nutrients, hydration, trace excrement before
cleanse. Not necessarily unpleasant. Cramped. You can sometimes get
deep enough inside that the roundness outside disappears. Human bodies
turn it from the bright yellow of the edges to red, orange fringecolor
to the final dark grey and then silent black of the center. Towards
the edgeworld light. Towards the center dark. No striving, no.

Why did The Governor keep 7 billion people in a 1mile high, wide,
thick, transparent cube? An AI assisted miracle it was called. The
final show of force for anybody who might question things. Could they
put people in there for punishement? Of course not. Were they actually
people? It was debated until the end of time --- not certain but
almost certain. Was anybody punished by actually being put in there?
Yes, people lived and people died in the cube they were born of the
cube, never removed and never put in. From a pure legal perspective
they weren't considered people. They couldn't be---too horrific to
think of that. They were merely like the animals once eaten --- a
reminder that not everybody enjoys the same level of protection that
was supplied by the system. Something as a reminder --- you don't have
an escape, you don't want to be reborn as a cubee do you?

His genetically engineered dog, Boltzmann, reflective white,
morphology between a shibe, husky, and a Labrador retriever, lit up
its fourth and last cigarette for the night. Since the introduction of
genetically engineered dogs and the invention of the dogarette, pet
owners have been dealing with the consequences of pet dogs that are
addicted to smoking cigarettes.

The dogarette is first chewed to light the cigarette and then picked
up in the mouth of the dog by the medium sized handle. A dog can get
8-12 puffs of pungent tobacco smoke before dropping the butt on the
ground. They're given out for free at dog parks and pet pooches know
exactly how to beg for them. In fact, dog nicotine withdrawl syndome
has lead to the injury and loss of productivity of millions of owners
as their dogs viciously fight for another puff.

The dogarette contains an on-repeat mutli-spectrum advertisement.
Appearing on audio, wireless hotspot, visual, radio, and microwave
frequencies. The owner is the final target for the dogarette as
they'll need to clean it up after their pet. Upon impression, the
owner's implants signal to the dogarette contract that an impression
was made. Currency is immediately deposited into the ad network's
wallet, the wallet of the dogarette manufacturer, and the wallet of
the convenience store which provided the dogarette.

I feel like link seriously is damaging some people.

Clonedaddy system -- every few years, ranging from 10 to 30 some
number of copies of yourself are created. Artificial womb,
mitochondria-less egg, your own DNA, your mother's mitochondria. The
perfect recipe for the final consolidation. Long chain clone daddies
control most of the remainder of world assets. Playing on levels
abstract. LINK, BTC, physical assets -- ancient manuscripts and
collectibles. Even the remaining banking institutions never bothered
to hold anything physical -- to much risk, too difficult to product,
impossible to syndicate. Irreparable damages and all.

The clonedaddies passed down simple knowledge: compound interest, law
of primogeniture, long term planning, education. For the first time
ever, long term planning with yourself could occur over 200+ year
timespans. Finally eliminating the waste from shortened timepreference
decisionmakers.

Sometimes longchain daddymommy pairs might actually decide to mix and
start a new longchain but this was rare, even frowned upon. New
mixtures seldom kept their chain going much longer than a few
generations. Not to mention the ever-present fear of disrupting the
delicate balance of power that has kept things in place for so long.

>>14720034
>>14720023

The only brain damage that LINK causes is from the swing LINKers and no LINKers who constantly bang their heads against the nearest concrete wall to pound out the regrets.

--

Children rhymes children reasons always evolved over the centuries.
Something similar something different. Seemingly written and authored
by an adult but spread along the school grounds, first private then
state then private again for centuries, like wildfire.

chinese japanese dirty knees look at these

milk milk lemonade round hte corner fudge is made
stick your finger up the hole out comes a tootsie roll

there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance
there's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all
the police don't care cause they're in their underwear

"swing linker swing linker swing from the rope"
"greed got your best and you now come to cope"
"swing linker swing linker, gas yourself quick"
"1000 end of year you'll soon suck dick"

Nothing changes.

As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option
strike price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it
against his temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his
brains out. This final act is still recognized as the largest creation
of shareholder value in history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded
on the urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and
poorly managed companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So
he uses a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm
that uses a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere
from 1 picomort to 1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are
designed, manufactured, and their risk is syndicated by a web of
distributed companies.

Upon his expiration, his lifeline chainlink oracle triggered the TRNG
stress pistol's smartcontract, instantaneously transferring the life
insurance payout to his wallet.

...

This is the story of his $10T (2019 USD equivalent) payout.

>>14719719
not reading and not selling

The irony of this stress relief mantra being repeated as USDT transparently whipsaws the shittiest scammiest instruments held by death cult fuckheads as if they were some kind of god chosen get out of jail free card is pretty fucking rich.

didn't read not selling