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So good first time
Once you start fucking random whores you lose that feeling, it’s like fucking plastic

>>14641628
too wet and too tight

>>14641628
tits or gtfo

I came within 2 seconds my first time and she never talked to me again

>>14641628
You have only one chance at becoming a wizard in your lifetime.

>>14641628
Like bags of sand.

>>14641681
Kek, literally me. I hear drinking a bit of alcohol before hand is good for numbing the dick but if you take too much you can't get hard.

>>14641725
I am 2 months from Wizardhood.I have declined intercourse twice in my life. I am going to make it.

it's pretty shit if you've been death grip masturbating for years

>>14641628
I fuck amazing girls pretty often. I’m 27 and only for the first time today fucked a girl in the ass. Never really wanted too before. It was pretty fucking amazing desu, she came 3 times too I had no idea some girls liked it that much

>>14641789
>Anal
Disgusting sodomite.

>>14641789
maybe it was a dude

like sticking your dick in jelly except it reacts to your benis ;DDDD;DD;D now go benis in bagina

>>14641789
lie more, faggot

>>14641765
Based

>>14641628
>Guys what does it feel like?
like it's supposed to happen
it feels like it's supposed to be happening and therefore it does
it's almost like men and women were made for each other
<>;-)

>>14641628
no need for that if into luciferian initiation
btw Ari Juels is Lucifer

>>14641725
You don't get any powers.

>>14642065
are you 30 and virgin anon?

>>14641956
based and wholesomepilled

Last time I had sex it was 2013

>>14642003
>btw Ari Juels is Lucifer
nice try
he's based and working with a team of people to ensure American world supremacy for the next 100 years
which is actually in everyone's best interests
Trump is backed by the same group
there's a reason the Bush's and Clinton's were having a shit-fit
their time has come to an end

>>14642198
this is not 42

>>14642277
>this is not 42
go on...

>>14641681
Me too but to be fair she didn’t talk to anyone because they never found her body

>>14641628
buy a fleshlight with one of those warmer things, it feels literally the same. it may seem like a lot of work to warm it up and clean it, but definitely lots less work than an attractive woman. and certainly less money, time, and energy just to put your dick somewhere warm

>>14641766
this pussy

pussy just feels you're not fucking much of anything at all. maybe I just have a small dick or have any been fucking low grade sluts with loose pussies. but still. pussy is just another one of many life's greatest disappointments.

>>14641628
Not nearly as good as porn makes it out to be

>>14642410
yes goyim sit in your room all day jerking off into a fleshlight instead of meeting real girls and enjoying the human experience.

Really fun in the moment but overrated desu. Once you’ve smashed one 9/10 you’ve basically smashed them all, there’s little difference in how it feels between them and just feels like you’re going through the motions after awhile

>>14642459
>pussy just feels you're not fucking much of anything at all.
I had the same feeling with a condom on. I wondered if the girls had loose vaginas or what, but it felt like I was humping air. On the other hand, I can barely last a minute using a fleshlight without a condom on. So it's either the condom or loose vaginas.

>>14642187
2012 here. Tough time for us. Living the degen lifestyle of weed 24x7 and wearing pajamas all day lead to my funnest sexual times.

>>14642523
It's the condom. Trust me senpai

>>14642511
Not to paint the unrealistic picture that I’ve only had sex with 9’s, most have been in the 6-8 range with maybe like 5-10% of the total number being 9’s. But between those 9’s, all the pussy has basically felt the same

>tfw got ADD and even when I have sex I still lose focus and start thinking too much about other stuff
>literally never came during sex except once on drugs

Wish I was normal and could experience sex the way other people do. I still get horny but I just get way too distracted.

>>14642340
Based & murderpilled

>>14642554
Sex without condoms is the best healing, but also super high risk. I was lucky no STDs or kids.

>>14642523
ive barebacked women before

it's not that much different. only time their cunts actually feel like they're gripping my cock is when their cunts snap during orgasm

Other topic, how large are your dicks and what's *actually* considered large?
I'm only 6 inches and always thought I was small , but women think i have a big dick somehow

>>14641766
pretty much this, if you're serious drop the hand jew before getting into pussy, the pussy grip is no match for the hand

perhaps we should aim for 12 yo virgin pussy, who knows

>>14642605
girth probably

>>14642605
6-6.5" and relatively skinny. IIRC, 6" is about or just over average in the US. If you shave/trim your pubes, it looks larger.

>>14642605
Depends on where you are from. 6.3 here, its fine but nothing special I guess. Anything bigger than 7 inches will be quite painful for most young girls tho.

>>14642702
if you reach the cervix you cause them pain,
t. reached the cervix

>>14642733
ive hit cervix but im only 5-5.5. the girl just wasnt very turned on at the time she told me. othertimes we bang im sure ive never come close to it

>>14641956
fake news, schizos don't get to put their pensis in banginas

>>14642798
>fake news, schizos don't get to put their pensis in banginas
your life is fake news
video related:
https://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco

>tfw blessed with a thick 8" cock

>tfw cursed with a hair trigger orgasm (premature ejaculation)

I have had TWO girlfriends literally leave me in the past because the sex was not good enough for them
why even live anymore

>>14642798
we do, 3 different women already, and 5 years with one, eventhough I must say I'm not socially retarded, I'm good looking and not tripping balls under medication

>>14641628
salty coins and milk

>>14642830
cbd and similar drugs might be your friend

Tight, wet, warm vagina, soft and plush ass and titties, hearing her squeal and moan with every thrust. Feelsgoodman

>>14642410
>buy a fleshlight with one of those warmer things, it feels literally the same.
stop fucking loose whores who've had children faggot

>>14642822
(1) lose the trip
(2) seek help, schizo

>>14642864
>lose the trip

>>14642864
>seek help, schizo

>>14642781
Was she short? Only girl I've had complain was 4' 11" or so.

>>14642858
I've had, worst experience ever, the worst part is where she got upset, so did I for fucking an empty space fucking piece of shit whore

>>14641651

Faggot detected.

doing it without a condom is best. the condom kinda lessens the feel you get. but you take a super high risk of getting aids/std or knocking her up. I don't care if the bitch claims she's on the pill, don't take her word for it. You know she might've skipped a day or two without taking it or is trying to bait some sucker into knocking her up on purpose to hang the "kiddie" ax over his head in 9 months.

Far as dick size anything over 6 inches and your good. If you can hit that "spot" all women have while your banging her the size of your cock will be the last thing on her mind. Hit that spot, the woman goes nuts, like instant orgasm.

Watch some porn, most time the dude's don't go nuts deep in the bitches cause fuck man it'd hurt them like crazy, unless the bitch like impales herself on it on her own.

>>14642850
;)

>>14642942
>unless the bitch like impales herself on it on her own.
their faces when I grab them and have my way hahahaha

>>14642942
Your inexperience is showing

>>14641628
Feels like you are a slave to your biological needs....feels vulnerable, feels like this whole can take anything and everything from you if she wants and but you keep going back. Feels like you are programmed by the universe to override your own self interest. It is simultaneously the worst and most comforting experience of your insignificant existence.

>>14642459
Like you said.. either a small dick or loose pussies.
Nothing better than bare backing a nice tight pussy. One of the greatest things a man can experience.

>>14642930
You're ID literally says FAG tho.

>>14642605
blessed with 9 inches

>>14641628
Gynecologist checking in.

Go to the grocery store and buy
Chicken Liver . It looks and has the same feel of a vagina.

>>14642101
Yep. Nothing really changes when you achieve wizard status and your attraction to women,sexual urges, drive, etc.continue as before.

>>14643290
You'd need a pretty small dick to fuck it though. I mean if you're into that kinda thing.

22 yo virgin lanklet here, gave up on women already, I just hope I can live comfortably by myself

>>14642605
I'm like 6.5" maybe even 7' when I lose weight but my cock is pretty thin over all I guess

>>14643334
I didn't have sex until 22/23, so you may be surprised what life has in store.

>>14643334
don't give up young man, practice your skills, polish your chrome

>>14643367
I hope man, it's not that I didnt have any opportunities because I had some clear and obvious ones, but when it comes to matters regarding myself I'm pretty conservative...I want to be sure the girl I lose it with won't forget me an hour later AND that I'll enjoy it...and that is pretty tough in this day and age. Sure I could have fucked a 1/10 horse maniac without a leg, but I'm not bothered that much

>>14643396
Thank you mate, I'm trying something different now, just trying to take care of myself and not hitting on girls just for myself, not to fuck

>>14643406
respect the conservative man, such as myself, you might end up regretting this approach later when you're finally locked down (it's going to happen) and you think about that easy pussy but it's whatever you want

>>14643426
> just trying to take care of myself and not hitting on girls just for myself, not to fuck
you don't need to give up on your goals to hit on some grills now and then, do it, just keep your goald clear and sharp on your mind, women are actually attracted by a man like that

Am I the only one here who prefers jacking it to sex, I've fucked multiple people and it's always a letdown even though I last for a while :/

>>14642503
Where is this "sex is part of muh human experience" narrative coming from all of a sudden? You know when every actually reflected male considers sex to be primitive and embarrassing on the level of a caveman going "ugha chagga?" While there's a "female" in front of you which somehow views it as "love?" It's what you arrive at after you stop viewing females as "objects" and overcome your physical drive via discipline while still acknowledging that women who fuck around a lot can no longer bond, and must therefore view sex as a loving and bonding act. But your only way of possibly seeing it as "love" is by empathizing with the woman. Still it's primitive and you don't inherently want to pursue this act. With it not being "love" from your egoistic perspective no matter how much you delude yourself, because it's the physical truth that your male brain does not work in such a way. Which ultimately brings you to the conclusion that you cannot be together with real women. And you don't want to be together with today's liberated sloots anyway.

So what is "part of the human experience"? If you objectify them, you don't need to have sex with a real woman, but can fuck a pillow instead. And if you empathize... you arrive at some catch-22 of "A rational woman that isn't trash doesn't bond sexually. And a woman that doesn't bond sexually is the only one you would accept bonding sexually." Which I guess is some paradox idea that can be possible in regards to fictional characters. But then it's just a fantasy. It's a paradox idea in reality. Because you are either primitive or you don't bond sexually.

The only women worthy of sexual empathy wouldn't bond sexually. So why choose a real woman over paradox fictional characters? In case you don't want to objectify them? Why do you consider living in caves "part of the human experience", anon? Why not reject this part until it can actually be improved, which was at least attempted until "liberation" embraced caves?

>>14643464
out of all my sexual life I've really enjoyed it like once or twice when her pussy was perfectly tight and aligned, maybe 3 times, fucked a huge roasty though, but I loved she was good while it lasted... other than pussy I mean

>>14642187
>>14642549
The fourth year is the hardest

>>14643479
*Or maybe caves are a bad example. I don't know what to compared it to desu. Maybe something that can be fully obsoleted. But either way, I see no reason to pursue sexuality with real women if this is how it works. At least until it is improved upon. Via gene modification or whatever.

I am a 72 year old wizard. To relieve myself I use but a wet loaf of sourdough.
Stay strong gentlemen,

>>14643464
women unironically smell bad and are disgusting. truly they are subhuman

>>14641735
Can confirm, whiskey dick saved my ass my first time. No larp, we fucked for nearly an hour straight.

>>14643607
there's also CBD

>>14642605
6 inches is above average, drop the 'only'

I hold almost 3 BTC now. I’m gonna facefuck so many of these whores when I’m a millionaire in my 20s

>>14643617
how do you dose CBD? if you get it in the oil form, how many MG do you take at a time?

>>14643583
:( there are some that are fun to be around, not a lot though.
>>14643497
There's only been a few times I've genuinely enjoyed it, but I wasn't even sober then and even doing it with the same person that I enjoyed it with previously it was still less pleasurable than others describe it to be, and jacking it

>>14643617

Take both

>tfw 23 yo virgin
I'm not even a friendless NEET. I have a good job, good friends, /fit/ body, interesting hobbies like fishing and surfing, I go out and party every weekend, but I don't know any girls and I don't know how to meet any girls. The worst part is that nobody knows I'm a virgin, I've sociopathically lied to everyone I know and they all just think I'm on a long dry spell. I've kissed maybe 5 girls in my life and that's as far as I've gotten. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong I have all of the things people are supposed to have in order to seem attractive to women.

>>14642830
>>tfw cursed with a hair trigger orgasm (premature ejaculation)
> Girlfriends leaving you because poor sex


I know the pain. I stopped pursuing women. I'm pretty sure my family thinks I'm gay or something since I'm 30 and not married or have anyone serious right now. If only they knew deep down the horrible feelings of inadequacy.

>>14643479

Probably one of the most autistic virgin incel posts I've ever read here. Have sex.

>>14643406
That's a good approach to have IMO. It's a lot better when you know and care for the person. That's not to say a one night wham and Bam isn't fun, but it isn't the same. Standards are good to have, but watch out for seeking perfection. It's the enemy of success.

>>14643524
Year six seems to have a lot of acceptance. Working on myself to get to a better life where I can be better suited to having a relationship.

There were a few women I absolutely adore, but it's dangerous to focus on the past and end up like Bill, thinking that everything will be ok if his ex-wife returns.

>>14643726
They are not going to throw themselves on your windshield breh.

Try being direct. Ask them out.

If the date goes well (I.e. she laughs at your jokes, finds you interesting) make a move. Don't ask to kiss her. Just kiss her. If she rage bitches on you, then try again with another girl.

Don't overthink it. If the girl likes you and you are not as autistic as you say, then a kiss, even a surprise one, will be returned.

Bitches don't know what they want until they get it.

>>14643645
heh no fucking idea bro, I just buy a bud, and smoke it, you know the regular way

>>14643743
Kratom and other opiates make you last longer. I also got fucked out of normal sex function thanks to anti depressants

>>14643726
what the other dude said, just practice breh, btw, right move on lying, bitches love preconcived ideas, a virgin is a red flag to them, so play it cool, just practice your woman skills

who here /socially isolated/

>>14644006
Whenever I get girls numbers they always either don't answer or they're always busy. I don't really come across girls much in my day-to-day life, the only time I really have any chance at all to even be in the same room as a girl my age is at bars but there a lot of them have this cunty defensiveness to them.

>>14644065
>bitches love preconcived ideas
What does this mean? And yeah I know being a virgin is a red flag that's why I haven't allowed anyone to know I'm a virgin but I feel like any girl with enough experience is going to be able to tell that I'm not some kind of player

>>14641628
with a condom on it sucks. can't feel anything.
condom off, it feels pretty good. overall it's pretty fun but not anywhere near as important as most people make it out to be. the older you get the more you will see this.

>>14642605
6 to 7 inches is perfect imo. Depends on how you measure it too (bone pressed / not bone pressed length)

>>14644136
I mean, they usually push people into predefined containers, like fuckable, total chad, looser, etc. Just don't try to understand them or get discouraged due to rejection, practice your charm, skills, game, confidence, jokes, etc. Approach them make fun of them, etc. That's what bitches love.

>>14644160
This is accurate.

>twf 25 y/o
I had my first tongue kiss with 17 and was mighty disappointed by how it felt. She was fairly good at it, too. But it just felt like sucking on a squishy worm. The intimacy you build up is nonetheless amazing.

>>14644317
on my third kiss she gave me a raging bonner

>>14641802
Puritans on biz

>>14644213
Yeah I know. I don't even know why I post in threads like this, I always get told the same thing and it's usually all correct. But it never really ends up making any kind of difference, shit never works out for me with girls and it's getting to the point where it's getting kind of weird.

>>14643479
have sex

To get all the effects of noporn you just need to watch women doing solo, women doing masturbation, avoid dicks in porn like the plague, actually it's more unharmful to see furry porn of furry ladies rather than looking at the normal penetration porn which makes your brain think your a cuck

try it, see the difference, you will be disgusted at porn with dicks after a while, regaining your manhood

>>14641681
kek, same.
The worst part is that I told her about my past girlfriends and she thought that was thus chad fucking whore left and right. while none of those "relationships" lasted more than two weeks.
And so we got in bed and she expected that I was gonna fuck her brains out, and then we fuck 3 times and in those 3 times I cum within 10 seconds and she even said "I didnt feel anything".
I simultaneously laugh and cringe every time I remember her face of disappointment

>>14644399
I got my girl after stalking her for like 3 years on the internet and going to her job irl after which she gave me a date where she was supposed to reject me, I kissed her and she loved it, next date she came with the idea of rejecting me, I trapped her with me

bitches be cray mah man, good luck and practice like a mad man, find your hidden pussy pulling skill

>>14644437
that's fucked up as hell, practice lasing longer with mega enhanced fapping or something, your whole life depends on it

Warm and wet. A hug for your peepee. Wouldn't recommend with someone that doesn't love you and care about you.

>married
>In theory can have sex whenever I want
>In practice too tired/busy/too many kids around to bother

After awhile the urgency just goes away and you become roommates

>>14644486
>practice lasing longer
Look up Kegel exercises / pelvic floor training if you wish to last longer.

When I do nofap, I can't last long with a girl. When I fap, I'm a degen with no drive to go out and find girls. What the fuck do I do.

>>14644468
You literally just showed up to where she worked out of the blue and asked her out and she said yes?

>>14644572
no, I showed to where she worked, saw her go for her breakfast break, looked at her said hi she said her back and smiled. Realized the situation was fucked up, left, she contacted me on my messenger (back in the days, you know), and we agreed to meet, so we met and we went from there I almsot went home without kissing here, I maned the fuck up and kissed her against a corner wall and then we went to the park and fooled arround

>>14641628
Feels Good man. Link General here. I fuck bitches everyday ... 2-3. Got a 12" cock that makes the sluts cum like crazy. One text is all it takes to have me a threesome. Fuck... last week i pumped & dumped over 30 whores in 5 days. Never used a condom, never will. Not everyone can be on my level... don't even try nigga. Signed CHAD LINK MARINE

>>14644620
Did you make up any reason for being there or did she realize you had tracked down her job and showed up lmao

>>14644709
she realized I had tracked her down, I also told her so, her first idea was to tell me to fuck off, but I overcame that barrier, she was way older than me, be advised tho, not every woman out there is into something like this, she was of a special kind... I had stalekd her for 3 years or so, she was ripe

>>14644746
That's crazy dude I don't think I'd have the autistic balls to do something like that

>>14644650
>things that never happened.

>>14644798
I developed a stalker fetish during that time, that was the only good reason 2bh, but it was worth it, 5 years gf

tfw used to think women loved me for my cunning wit and winning personality but turns out it was just my big juicy dick balls and ass

Like a warm chocolate cake fresh from the oven.

btw i invest in vidt and love canned chili, hot dogs, and fried clams

>>14641681
Same. I always jack off right before fucking now. Helps me last almost an hour. Also using condoms with lidocaine in it help a ton too if you have to wrap up.

>>14641628
Feels amazing. But I made the switch to hot trannies recently. Nothing feels better than fucking a submissive shemale in the ass. It's so hot when you pound its prostate and watch precum drip out of his flaccid cock. And on top of that, after cumming inside his asshole, the cum oozes out and drips down her gooch and tiny ballsack. Then you throw that piece of meat to the side. Holy fuck I'm getting hard just describing this.

Seriously lads. Make the switch the shemales. It's not gay as long as the shemale's cock is smaller than yours and you don't make her cum.

>>14644955
Btw I also have a 12k link stack

>>14644556

just b urself, take it easy man, why you even have to "do it"?, just get money and live carefree man

>>14644887
>my cunning wit and winning personality
it is most definitely the case 2bh

>>14643583
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>14642857
>>14644897
JUST GIVE ME A WOMAN TO HAVE SEX WITH.
t.24kv

>>14641628
Feels alright. These days I more so enjoy the power rush of watching my girlfriend squirm and moan and knowing she’s getting off from taking my dick. And then watching her suck me off after.

>>14641766
based

Add in porn addiction and pussy was really one of the biggest disappointments of my life. If you are addicted to porn and sex doesn't bring you much joy, start watching VR porn. It really made me enjoy sex more, even if my hand still feels better.

>>14641681
Same except I married her

>>14641628
Feels great. Especially after a blunt, like a tight warm chicken breast. Gets old until you find a bitch with some good pussy thatll fuck you back. All in all its overrated considering kids/stds

I fucked literally 1 girl in my life and it was ok but I fucking hated sleeping with her afterwards and she was all up in my shit, hair in my face and stuff. It was disgusting. Maybe I am just a fag.

>>14641628
my parents got tricked by the jew overlords to remove my foreskin, so I doesn't feel like much of anything unfortunately.
Make a prison pussy. Take a rubber glove, put a tsp of warm coconut oil in it, wrap a warm wet hand towel around it and invert the base of the glove around the outside of the towel. That's probably the closest you'll get. Pro-tip: the looser you make the towel, the more closely it resembles your mom.

>>14642930
>FAQ

Faqqot calling a faggot a faggot.

wow.

>>14643204

>>14641628
A very loose, body temperature fleshlight.

>>14641628
>business and finance

>>14641681
couldn't get hard the first time
yikes

>>14641628
Secondly, it's stinkier than linkies.

>>14641628
I've fucked just about every type of hole there is. All the same in my opinion. Tightest was a goat at my Uncle's farm. Loosest was some SheBoon in New Orleans -> Our church group ran a train on her, and i was like the 17th guy. Not complaining, pussy is pussy and when your a fuckin stud like me, you teach those bitches a lesson.

when you're holding her down and just fucking her until you cum. have fun bitch