/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14614393
You took the chat room out of the OP nobody even reads.

>>14614440
does niione even go IRC x_X ?

>>14614475
I'd probably go there if the markets were open and 4channel was down.

Outing myself as a newfag to the stock market with a basic knowledge of economics and trade. Is there anything I should know going into this whole thing?

>>14614556
Never get paranoid.

>>14614556
The Bogendoffs read this thread and are actively manipulating the markets to fuck with me. The only reason I made any money this week is because they're on vacation.

>>14614556
you should know everything
if you don't know everything, start learning

also don't trust anyone; they are the enemy

how many of our threads will die this weekend... we will see

>>14614500
am that a no? o_o

oh my

Hmm... I wonder if I should have gone short before close. Monday looks like probable red open.

>>14614773
I'm not sure, they keep sticking it in the OP though.

>>14615076
What makes you say that?

>>14615097
The S&P's chart.

>>14614831
mickey jackson

Considering spending the weekend whoring myself out to collect as much cash as possible and go balls deep into LFAP on Monday, gonna get me a bright pink lambo by Friday I can feel it.

>>14615158
Sell your bath water.

>>14615227
Do you think it'd sell for more if I let it run down both inches of my flaccid hairy cock on video? Should I shower before I get in the bath, or should I do it right after a killer leg/deadlift session?

>>14615158
dude I might actually buy that
fags might as well be making me money

>>14614393
I want to fug this mouse. The artist must be a professional.

Also: how did I never notice FreshPet was a publicly traded company? My retailcucking taught me well how popular this shit is. Humanization of pets my men.

CA earthquakes not doing too much damage, but gonna scare some folks. What's some relevant CA-focused insurance companies that could be bought on monday

>>14615562
do you think it'll cause tsunami in japan? would there be some opportunity to make money in that scenario?

>>14615562
don't buy those insurance companies now
people are already gonna have home insurance and stuff
the damage is yet to come ;)

>>14615578
no
it would take an off-shore earthquake to even cause big waves into California but the faults are all underground, not out in the sea
like maybe 'the big one' in California could cause bigger waves in Hawaii, but that would mean hundreds of thousands dead.

>>14615562
I got hit by an earthquake an hour or 2 ago,
its like the house was spinning

>>14614723
This
The easiest way for me to make money is for you to lose yours on a bad stock

There's a new bagholder born every day

>>14615668
rip ratsu
9.0 earthquake tomarrow
everyone who felt todays earthquake gonna die O_O

>apply for job
>do some digging into the company
>finds a web of subsidiary companies linked to Panama and Paradise Papers
>s-should I go for interview?

Anyone here remember this?

>wished I had 3x the cash when I took my initial positions back in november

Hold me boys.

Deutsche Bank=Lehman Brothers, manufacturing and freight demand are collapsing, major stock indexes outside of America are well below their ATHs, yield curve is inverted, Italy will collapse the EU, and gold is heading to the moon.

>>14616658
>gold mooning
Buy GOLD

What stats are important when looking at earnings announcements to play off of?

>>14616474
Me too.

Don’t chase.

>>14616767
No chasing here, im just averaging in more and reinvesting those sweet divvies.

>>14616326
yes

>>14616429
no

>>14616658
maybe

>>14616429
>>14617029
I still have my share! It's a commemorative edition

Anyone else bored of the market? It's very hard to find some value here.

How am i doing? Also have 10k amazon off screen

>>14616474
Oh. You were talking about Pepsi and Cisco? Based as fuck.

I was only good enough to pick up apple, and sell at almost the exact same level it’s at now.

The lesson: always buy. If you think it’s gonna drop, don’t sell, just buy more when it does.

Just try to earn more money outside of the market, sell your video games and whatever. Buy buy buy.

You can sell when you’re dead.

>>14617327
Mad jelly anon, Im going to focus on getting a good S&P500 ETF position after I get a good chunk of T and LEG or PG.
>>14617331
Really kicking myself, the gains could have been so good.

>>14617806
On phone so different ID, I feel you, my highest percentage gains are the stocks I put the smallest amount into. However I also have very large percentage losses in stocks I put small amounts into, but your brain tends to focus on the negative. My advice would just be index, unless all your individual stock picks are good

>>14614673
>bogs
>vacationing from fucking with us
absolutely delusional

>>14614393
Boys I’ve got 20 hours of overtime I plan to blow on stocks. Should I save the money for the incoming bear market and buy low?

>>14618232
My only sprt of bad pic was wells fargo, but I just need to average in, but im not going to throw money at it like ATT.

>>14618403
You cant time the market dude, buy T or SPY.

Hey guys , Eurofag looking to invest here using Robinhood. Do l need to convert my euros into dollars in order to do that ?

>>14618721
I believe you need a social security number.

>>14618403
Slowly average into an index over time.

>>14617175
Try buying and holding a significant amount of something volatile like GALT

>>14617175
You need options

Options force you to step up your game

Anyone can throw money at SPY and HODL due to FOMO in this Golden Bull cycle

But timing the market with options will make you break a sweat

>>14619638
Tesla would be more of a ride for him . . .

This makes me wonder if there is a maximum volatility ETF for maximum daily vol thrills

>>14614393
>>14615276
I want to put that fertile young wild type female in a cage with a male who has a transgene I'm trying to propagate and then genotype their offspring to see which ones are heterozygotes
I'll ideally have already done this with a different breeding pair so that I could then breed the heterozygote offspring of both pairs together to get some homozygote offspring

>>14619894
hey explain what those words mean you queer
we're not all 'homozygote ' experts around here

>>14619918
heterozygote = has two different alleles for a given gene
homozygote = has two copies of the same allele for a given gene

>take mouse that's heterozygous for a gene you want (one of the alleles is the one you want)
>put it in a cage with a mouse of the opposite sex who isn't (neither of the alleles are the one you want)
>some of their offspring will be heterozygotes and some won't
>do this with another breeding pair
>breed the heterozygote offspring of both pairs together
>some will be homozygotes for that gene (both of their alleles will be the one you want) and some won't

>>14619918
It means gay zygote you idiot

>>14620042
hey why not just find mice that are already homozygotes of the genes that you want and skip all the mouse breeding?

why do you care what genes mice have? are you trying to develop really smart or strong mice?

if you're that interested in breeding animals, have you ever played Viva Pinata (on Xbox or PC, whole point is basically breeding animals to feed to other animals and keep breeding all day. It's a kids game) or Breeding Season (regrettably discontinued. NOT a kids game)? there are probably other breeding video games, but those are the ones that come to mind. I guess there is a small breeding component in any Pokemon game.


>>14620048
hey how am I supposed to know that though
I'm not some kind of mouse zygote nerd

>>14620175
>find mice that are already homozygotes of the genes that you want

that would be nice, but that's usually not an option when you're dealing with transgenic mice

>why do you care what genes mice have
for example if you're doing an experiment about heart attacks using mice, you want the mice that have a gene that makes them really likely to have heart attacks

(the article is about a mouse strain that is really likely to get heart attacks)
http://centennial.rucares.org/index.php?page=Heart-Attack_Mouse

>have you ever played Viva Pinata
no, but I might look into it

>>14620267
Pendy you should research a gene that makes people good at trading and inject all of us on these threads with it so we can all be rich, thanks in advance

>>14620301
will need to put rkg in a cage and breed her with various wall street stockbrokers

>>14620323
Sounds like something I'd pay to watch

>>14618800
Alright , looks like im using Interactive Brokers

>>14620486
you should move to the US !

>>14620267
Viva Pinata is an absolute BANGER
I've got the Xbox 360, Games For Windows (Vista-era, but works on Windows 10), and Rare Replay XboxOne versions

there isn't genetic variation though. just generic animals humping nonstop (unless they're eat each other). Oh and you can buy them hats to wear and grow all kids of trees and plants too. then you sell it all for MONEY and buy more advanced animals :)

there should be a mouse breeder Olympics where they try and get really smart mice to beat obstacle courses and such

>>14614207
Mostly this, there's also #/smg/ on Rizon.

>>14620611
>there should be a mouse breeder Olympics where they try and get really smart mice to beat obstacle courses and such

would watch

>>14620777
it's easily a ten million dollar idea

the 10 billion dollar idea is to breed mice smart enough to pilot little mechs. then you can have a mouse-piloted mech version of robot wars. basically there is no human alive that wouldn't watch that for like 20 seasons. you could have all kinds of family storylines because the generations are so close: two mouse mech pilot rivals could have their mice sons fight when they get too old, etc.
you know how much that would cost to produce? less than any TV show airing right now. because you don't have to pay any of your actors
basically I am a genius entrepreneur of mouse slavery
bow before me all rodents

>>14620951
this would all have to be produced by Disney and air on Disney+ streaming service for obvious reasons

>>14616658
>EU collapses
>capital flight to US equities
>meltup v2, SPX 3800
>trump 2020

VTSAX

LETS GO

VTSAX

BUY IT UP

>>14620951
>>14620975
that's the future of sports, mice piloting mechs will be what harbors in the era of genetically modified human athletes created solely to play sports for our entertainment

This thread has become stock mice general

>>14621604
next thread will be seismic magnitude general once California gets shaken off the west coast into the pacific ocean

>>14621803
The fact that California is currently on fire, that honestly doesn't sound like such a bad thing to happen

Redpill me on bonds. Why would I invest in them, and what are the best bonds to hold and good bond etfs?

>>14616147
This would be so good for the economy. Think of all the broken windows!

>>14619867
there is TVIX

>>14618403
Buy K. They have a full vegan line that’s superior to BYND and Gardein.

>>14617175
I’m just option trading and using the profit to DCA whatever stable dividend stock I own is red. More ABBV NRZ CSCO K MO

Spiders going to $0.50 this week

>>14614556
Thinking anyone cares you’re a newfag. Nobody knows anything in these generals. First thing you’ll learn is if you listen to anyone’s advice, you will get fucked and find out they don’t take their own advice and then lie about even suggesting it even if their advice has been archived. That or they’ll say they were trolling. I just come here to get a small sense of parts of the smaller markets. Also to shitpost and watch a few shitty tripfags shill bad stocks and then hang themselves when they fail.

>>14622728
I'm looking at K too for dose dere divvies, but they seem to be steadily falling since mid 2016. Why should I buy?

>>14622933
Spiders are scary and aren't worth the dirt they live in

>>14623021
you sound mad

>>14623021
Based

>>14623077
Spiders are based and catch mosquitoes in their webs

>>14623068
They have the product depth, and the chart looks like it’s finishing a longer frame abc correction. Bonds ain’t shit.

>>14622362
6 months ago when smg was at peak yield curve hysteria levels someone here was shilling a strategy to swap spy for bonds based on the yield curve.
Because I'm a brainlet I picked a government bond etf at random and started accumulating. The annual yield is 1-2%, pays out monthly. I could have made a lot more just buying spy.
Eyeing up corporate debt and emerging markets now, if I'm going to do this I want a higher return.

>>14623399
that was gommie faggot

>>14623399

Took financial advice from a self proclaimed communist. ISHYDDT

>>14623399
>corporate debt

we're right in the middle of a giant corporate debt bubble

AMD to the moon boiii

>>14623021
This. SMG is an alternative screener with shitposting capabilities. I would have never learned of KBLB without it and have nearly doubled my money. I also wouldn't have ever known of HMNY without it and if I had listened to everyone here I would have lost all of my money.

>>14616474
What app? This is a very sexy view for the portfolio

LPTX and KBLB:
To the moon, boyos!

>>14624364
Looks like M1.
>>14624990
CBIO on Monday.

>>14623077
These little guys just came into the world on my patio deck

>Stock Markets closed

WHAT?!!?! That doesn't correlate at all with the pastebin time-frames!

>>14625107
>cbio
Who?

Go AMRN, Go! - Seriously nothing can stop it now. The train has left the station. The FDA meeting on the 28th is just a formality at this point; they'd just rubber stamp it and get on with other shit. We've past the $23 mark, next stop 25, then 30!. Glorious days lay ahead.

Then after the 28th, the holy grail; a fat buyout will get floated! So much Profit just sitting there; only a fool would let it pass them by.

Pray! Pray for the Holy Buyout! Pray for stock price hikes now till the buyout terms! Pray for Profits out the ass!

>>14625366
it's saturday

>>14622537
major earthquakes am harbringers of great depression,
the sand fransico earthquake caused the panic of 1907, which was a precursor to the great depression

while depression actually happened world was being ravaged by earth quakes, they not good O_O

>>14626267
> earthquakes cause economic crisis 22 years after the fact
I think what you're looking for is the dustbowl.

>>14626826
22 more years of golden bull confirmed.

>>14626871
Then get your bowls ready for more dust!

>>14626871
Is that what that means? Fuck it, I'm cashing out everything and going into loooonnggg calls on SPY. Then I'll buy enough real estate to retire before the great crash of 2042.

Penis O_O

>>14627963
>>14620323
do you want to help science

>>14625338
Are they paying rent? [spoiler]Then gas the fuckers

>>14623311
Id rather have mosquitoes than spiders

>>14628574
enjoy your malaria

How long do I hold amd? will their stock drop when sales for the new ryzens slow down? how long will that take?

>>14628579
Biomedical bro. PhD in Immunology here. Where are you at?
Any good pharma startups to invest in?

>>14628855
I dunno, I'm no expert, but I'd say that if all these fake news journalists are learning to code, they're going to need computers. This means you're set for new paradigm. From a TA side, uhh 34 was rejected twice and I'd be looking for an opportunity to get some put options.

>>14629140
Indexes dropping large on Monday. It’s too late.

>>14629325
Why would they do that? Cause we're going to have to go disarm some uppity sand niggers, and delivery some liberation to oppressed people?

>>14628015
no O_O
back in day me used super computing power for folding for science instead of mining BTC

>>14629356
The chart demands it.

>>14629892
how so

>>14628942
there are plenty of biotechs out there, the best thing to do is do your own research and decide for yourself imo, especially if you actually do have a Ph.D

>>14629988
>how so
Truncated impulse and stochs.

>>14630054
>smelliot waves

we'll see

If SPY and GLD don't gap up $3 on Monday I'm going to be financially ruined.

>>14630113
All this DB news should help

>>14630084
For sure. But the chart looks ugly.

So I'm wrapping up Elements of Investing, and I wanted to put a little more thought in how i allocate my portfolios. How do you all like to keep your portfolios spread? I ask because I certainly wanna keep a leg in the crypto market, but if I ask anybody else on this board, they'll tell me some dumb shit like "100 percent in LINK, boomer"

So for those of you who keep diverse portfolios, how do you like to keep them?

>>14630771
Put $X,000 toward each High Conviction trade

Put $X00 toward Low Convict / Spec trades

Be strict. No exceptions.

>>14630771
I buy 5k of one stock and then find a new stock to buy. I do buy and hold. 14 different stocks now. Diversification increases as time goes on. Try to pick different sectors

If you had 750k ready to invest, how would you build your portfolio?

Ay yo I need this here stock market to crash so I can get them hoes with a brand new Honda.

>>14630963
TQQQ

>>14630963
10% NRZ
5% AMRS
5% J&J
10% MSFT
10% AMZN
10% CGC
50% Spread across SPY, BST and NOBL
Reinvest all dividends for a couple years and you should be ready to retire pretty comfy if you don't need a lot.

>>14630963
All in AMD like a true chad.

>>14631319
>MFW MOM FIND FARD BALLOON

>>14617103

Nice

at least one other oldfag here

>>14630963
>be australian
>buy ~750k of VHY.AX paying 7.5% dividend
>have 50k passive income
>move to thailand and bang hookers for the rest of your life

unironically me since 2015

>>14631858
> old fag
> only evidence that they've been here since January
WHAT'S RHG STAND FOR?!!?!

>>14631891

The moviepass fiasco was from 2017, retard

>>14631918
It wasn't that interesting of a play until January of this year though when many people here gambled on it's come back. I say again: WHAT'S RHG STAND FOR!!?!!?!

>>14631891
I picked it up for seven big ones (pennies) in August last year
Also movie night is unfortunately cancelled tonight, I’m hanging out with my Dad

>>14631955
Reluctant Hood Girl

>>14632063
on bd rkg reppin 600
smokin Dooski pack

So I'm gonna take out a chunk of my daytrade portfolio and start my roth IRA I think instead. Got bit by the boomer bug and I also realize I have a LOT to learn about trading since I'm nowhere close to beating the market.

I was thinking of starting it on M1 and using it to invest in Vanguard funds and some indexes rather than opening one on Fidelity or Vanguard themselves, because low fees and partial shares. Any reason not to? Seems like the best way to maximize returns without giving up any money.

>>14631955
>It wasn't that interesting of a play until January of this year though when many people here gambled on it's come back.

No, you dipshit. It was first a thing back in 2017 when HMNY launched moviepass. 2017

and it's not rgh, it's rgt

Guys

How do I long my dick into these cosplay thots?

>>14632143
find a girl that isn't a cosplay thot but has the precursors
or
get a time machine and go to a con 5-10 years ago when it was way easier to get some young strange
or
be urself
or
go all in on DF at 0.91 on leverage and get really rich and just buy one

>>14632143
Show up to cons dressed like Vegeta

>>14624111
I'm counting on it, fren.

Is it too late to buy AMD lads

Bump

>UNC
>panem et circuses

>>14630963
SPXU, SQQ, SDOW, SOXS, FAZ, and TZA.

>>14632131
It's Robin hood general, that's what it was called in 2017. Everyone freaked out when RH announced they were handling crypto and it was switched to SMG which was a better name anyway.

>>14632131
>>14633163
Oh, also: newfag.

Buy KHC

>>14633235
yeah
yes yes yes
bout to make myself some mac n cheese right now

>>14614393
Better bump this thread

>>14633405
Shit nibbas it's been like an hour.

>>14633924

Summer. Nothing happening on the international news front.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJlacFEKEJ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCAoPcjKPY

>>14633163

No it was rgt. It's archived. Go look it up

>>14634132
you're right.. but sometimes its nice to see newfags pretend to be old

>>14614475
I do, but my IRC client is shit and keeps kicking me off whenever I go between my apartment and work.

>>14616474
Oh dam, those are some nice gains.

>>14616658
>Deutsche Bank=Lehman Brothers
Their head of investment banking just left.
I'd love to see those pretentious germans getting fucked harder.
Maybe it'll re-ignite the reich if we're lucky.

>>14617175
I'm switching to an index approach.
SSO/SPXL is optimized for a multi-decade hold.
Also, supposedly 70%-30% split domestic-international is supposed to beat the SPY by about 2 percent.
I'm kinda exiting the market because of this yield curve shit though.

>>14617327
>10k amazon off screen
Brave, but I think they thrived in the last recession, so it's a fair investment. I actually don't get the feeling that amazon would be the type to rely heavily on lay offs in a recession, but I could be blinded by kool-aid

>>14620323
>will need to put rkg in a cage and breed her with various wall street stockbrokers
This is a cause that I can get on board with.

>>14624990
what's the case about?
It seemed like a very california business idea.
why would it be illegal, but not hooters?

>>14625338
>kill them all

>>14630963
all in on SSO

>>14616429
YES.
I think I did a straddle/strangle.

>>14632131
>and it's not rgh, it's rgt
Truthe.
It stood for Robinhood General Thread.
And it might have had even more autism. I definitely saved some kind of autistic, wild day-trading guide for 3X leveraged gold at some point.

Bump before my flight :) hope you bought your cheapies Friday.

Can’t sleep

Hope we gap to SP3k on Monday.

Bought cheap on Friday.

>>14635372
We will. Then we're going to start the Iran war.

What are you buying in anticipation of the recession?

>>14635519
if only pornhub went public........

>>14635519
TQQQ

>>14635519
gold, a pot still, ammo

>>14635646
you're buying TQQQ in anticipation of a recession?
wat?

>>14628085
>>14634476
I think most of them have died at this point, i went out earlier and most are no longer moving. Theres a severe lack of food up this high, they never stood a chance.

>>14635519
I bought another AR

>>14636377
Guns are actually good investments.
I've heard of a guy that makes a living off of a warehouse full of guns. Some guys'll buy super expensive automatics, then just pay the guy to store it properly for them -- they still made money at a faster rate than the S&P.

>>14635519
I'm starting to accumulate cash, which I know is stupid and that I should at least be going for bonds instead.

>>14636040
>I think most of them have died at this point
>most
That's why they have so many fucking kids; they plan for very few to survive.
That's why you should try to just fuck them all over before they even get a chance to breath air

tfw finished the sopranos

>>14636733
tfw smoked 4 bowls just an hour or two ago

>>14636751
Drugs are bad scoops.

>>14636760
If drugs are bad, then why are they so good?

>>14636792
Drugs are bad. Winners don't use drugs. That's why I'm always going to be a winner.

>>14636893
aaaaaanndd... I just smoked another 3 bowls

>>14637106
I may or may not have also consumed 2-3 beers over the past 12 hours

>>14637119
>I may or may not have also consumed 2-3 beers over the past 12 hours
lol
what kind of beers you like?

What good is it really to read several hundred-page long books on investing instead of simply getting the distilled bullet points from some financial advice blog or even /biz/? There isn't anything to be said about investing that can't be expressed in a few concise sentences like "buy low sell high" "DCA beats lump sums everytime" "buy ETFs" and all those hours reading could be spent practicing trading instead.

>>14637327
Yo I can sum it up in one post. Do some stupid highly leveraged futures contract and make a fucking pile in one go.

>>14637420
Truth hurts buttblasted nerd

>>14637327
haha

for most people, the best way to get good at anything is a combination of practice and study. they need to be interwoven, you can't just do all your studying and then all your practice, or vice versa.

I'll make some analogies:
to get good at competitive video games, you want to play a couple games, then watch a good player play a game, THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING, and then play another couple games trying to implement that knowledge. Keep repeating that little loop until you have a grasp on all the terminology and concepts.
Once you start to get your bearings and know what's going on, you start thinking of things in more of a question-answer format: 'why should I do this', 'why did he do that', etc. Then you are doing more of a research type of studying, but you are still alternating between studying and practicing what you've studied.
Same thing goes for learning about trading or investing. Any asset class or investment style, period. So you should be doing enough study to get all the basics. This will take more than a couple days. If you don't understand what concepts like 'price', value', 'real vs. nominal' etc., then you CANNOT really begin to understand what something simple like 'buy low sell high' even means.
Like you said, you can't just sit and read books all day for years and then suddenly get into the market and know what you're doing, because there was no study.
BUT if you try and enter the market and 'learn' by trading without a good foundation of study, you won't really be learning anything. Better to read and learn for free, quicker, without losing money. Then you will be able to learn MORE from your 'practice' trading

let me know if it makes sense

>>14628942
Buy SNSS

>>14637465
I'm not saying don't watch videos or learn any concepts. You can watch a 10 minute video per day at 1.25x speed and learn little by little without wasting much time. But the useful knowledge you can get from reading a 300 page BOOK can in all cases be summarized on five pages.

>>14624111
Checked

>>14637502
After you make your pile in one go you can spend your free time working on your book and then sell that. Also make sure to get some extra cash teaching seminars.

>>14637327
DCA doesn't beat lump sum, fagit

>>14637502
Seminars are also a great place to sell your books, make sure to bring some with you.

>>14637502
>You can watch a 10 minute video per day at 1.25x speed and learn little by little without wasting much time.
It's only a waste of time if you don't learn anything.
If you spend 10 minutes per day ignoring a video and hours 'practicing' trading, you probably aren't really learning anything.
Even though I made a video game analogy earlier, learning things in real life DOES NOT work like a video game progress bar. If you're watching stock and index prices and buying and selling things without any real knowledge of how a marketplace or financial instruments work, you really aren't learning anything. You can tell yourself you are, but that doesn't make it true. You NEED to have a real grasp of the basic concepts before you can even begin to learn anything else.
A lot of work goes into parsing all the information on the marketplace into simple numbers and graphics for you to look at. But do not let the simplicity of appearance of things like Tradingview or Robinhood lead you to believe that the information they are displaying to you is 'enough' or 'real'.


>But the useful knowledge you can get from reading a 300 page BOOK can in all cases be summarized on five pages.
'no'
If you have an aversion to books that's fine. Fortunately for you, you can learn a lot about stock markets in other formats than bound paper.

>>14637672
>Fortunately for you, you can learn a lot about stock markets in other formats than bound paper.
Are you trying to sell me your """""""""online course""""""""""""?

>>14637711
I already gave you my online course

If you want my offline course you gotta make sure your legs are nice and smooth. gotta get your tummy tight and wear your fanciest clothes for me. I might get a little rough; it's for your own good. I want to make sure to teach you 'thoroughly'.

>>14637778

anyone been eyeing on MZDAY? They seem to be killing it lately but price hasn't moved one bit - what's up with that?

Oh shit, an aftershock from the earth quake just flew over my house.

The should open futures at 930 am on Sunday.

>>14630963
80% SSO
20% NRZ

>>14637778
Fucking yikes

Green days
Green years
Green life

>>14638564
>MLB live stream in most visited
Shit taste. Never gonna make it.

Who /SPY300CALLS/ here? For me, I have until 7/12.

>>14638612
He'll make it if he's watching the yankees. Every other team can't compete.

>>14638623
I got the $296.50 that expires tomorrow at 4pm. If we gap up, i'll roll out to the 300s for Friday.

>>14638675
I'm watching the Rays, which beat the Yankees yesterday, by the way.

>>14638732
Well the Yankees beat the Rays Thursday and Friday, so you're totally not going to make it.

Remember the good old days when threads were pinned and it was easy to find the generals? Before the dark times? Before the empire?

>>14638829
>>14638732
>Sportsball!
Shit taste. Your time has been wasted if you desire to watch this homo past time. Your dollars have been wasted. Your brain obviously was incapable of much to decide this hobby was a good idea. Read a book, dumbasses.

>>14638948
I bet on that shit, and reading is for people who don't already know everything faggot.

> Deutsche Bank

Reminder that we're breaking S&P 3000 on Tuesday, not Monday

>>14638992
Are you saying it's time to buy DB?

>>14639043
S&P is going to break 3000 at futures open in less than 8 hours. Get your champagne on the ice and ready.

>>14639096
>Monitoring this bread

Go Trump!
Rates down, shares (and real estate) up!

China and EU currency manipulation finally called out

>tfw using profits from AMD trades to build a new ryzen machine

>>14639359
Reinvesting in the company, great work anon

thinking about pulling out in September or August, recession signals are very strong.

>>14637672
>you're watching stock and index prices and buying and selling things without any real knowledge of how a marketplace or financial instruments work, you really aren't learning anything. You can tell yourself you are, but that doesn't make it true.

this pleb filter lies -_-;
there no such thing of "how markets work" telling yourself "I have a grasp of the fundamentals of the market" am peak lying to yourself

/only people/ who have true grasp of market ARE ones who watch it and trade it 24/5
people who think they have academic knowledge of market are suckers

I’m very heavy into s&p, am i screwed or ok?

>>14639485
But fiat is dropping in worth rapidly — where will you park your money?

>>14639485
What signals are you looking at? Everything looks like we're set for all natural, certified organic growth.

>>14639573
So is everyone with so much index fund investing. Means it will crash hard when the economy turns.

>>14639543

I'm talking about people who think they are going to learn about trading by watching price movements when they don't know what things like an order book or a spread are... when they aren't even aware that those things exist

we have people come into these threads every few weeks saying 'oh look, this option costs x! it's so cheap!' because that is the price RH shows for the mark price...

I'm not talking about intermediate conceptual understanding. I'm talking to people who don't know what a price really is here

>>14639584
i think with the recession risk it just might be worthwhile to keep the cash liquid to pick up the pieces.

>>14639598
inverted yield curve is a fairly reliable indicator. consumer sentiment is stagnating and the inflation adjusted sp500 is historically at a ridiculous high. valuations seem very lofty as well lately. we are teetering as the last 18months have shown and i think we are arriving at the peak.

>>14639543
based

>>14639598
Yes, natural and organic

>>14639627
I invested in ETSY a while back. I did so because I read their financial reports and compared them to eBay when they were new in the dot com boom. My conclusion was that the story was very similar and the company should grow fast.

I eventually sold for a 20 percent gain. It then 3x's. Fuck. I just had to wait a year longer. The books eventually caught the market.

>>14639359
Same here, except I'll wait ~2 months until potential problems that might show up shortly after release are sorted out.

I'm probably selling my AMD stock tomorrow when it's still in the green before Wall Street opens. Ryzen 3000 still can't really beat the 9900K in single-core and OC potential is almost non-existant. Waiting for some cheapies later.

any autists wanna take a look at ENDP and tell me what they think. got a tip from someone saying its gonna hit $20 soon

>>14639805
Small caps are going to lead the charge.

>>14639938
Nothing on my chart or in the fundies that would indicate it's going to do that, but who knows

>>14639627
That's why I trade options on shit like SPY and GLD, the spread is usually like 5 cents tops and there's plenty of liquidity. I mean you can options on obscure companies where there's low liquidity and get fucked on the deal because you can't exit the fucking trade. I've lost so much fucking money being unable to exit trades it's fucking sickening. Sometimes I can't exit because shit's moving so fast my order doesn't go through, but the biggest fucking pain in my ass is the PDT rules. We should elect government officials that will reduce these kinds of regulations, and make capitalism great again.

>>14639985
apparently theres been some lawsuits pending that are driving the price down and its looking favorable for them now

>>14639096
Futures are for fags. We need to close over 3000 to pop the champagne.

>>14640013
I see. Well there you go - proof the charts never tell the whole story.

>>14639987
This happened to me last week with GE puts. Couldn't exit because nobody would buy when I wanted to sell.

>>14637106
>>14636751
based gang weeder

>>14639627
oh well that true X_X
but sick of people saying stuff like "omg you r tradign against harvtards who super edjucate you have no chance"

>>14639801
>one company has above average growth
Omg averages btfo, recession imminent

>>14639801

>>14639627
How does one learn to master the market, wise vetanon?

>>14639801
Short MSFT buy the SPY

i know how to buy bitcoin and convert it to other coins via trading websites, but idk how to sell. just trade it back to bitcoin? what if bitcoin rises, then im at a loss? and how do i sell the bitcoin and earn actual $ that goes into my bank account? thanks in advance

>>14640672
>>14640688
A recession would require a catalyst of some kind, otherwise it will just keep going.

>>14640749
I'm long both for the rest of the year.

>>14639987
>>14640107
Just don’t make plays so shit no one will hold your bags.

>>14640871
I mean you can make stupid plays purchasing stupid far OTM strikes, just be willing to lose and get them next time. I mean you can purchase 9 options that go to 0 and 1 that goes to ten-baggerville you still end up ahead if they all cost the same price.

So... How is tomorrow looking for you guys?

>>14641214
Tomorrow looks like it's going to be a great day, but you should really wait until we see the futures. This latest Trump scandal might just fuck the economy up.

>>14641214
I have a 27.5 AMD call that expires 2 months from now

reminder to apply the DITMLCSMM if you want to be a winner

>>14641237
> This latest Trump scandal might just fuck the economy up.

What did Orange Man do this time?

>>14641214
I'm expecting markets will be red overall. I'm sitting on all cash as of Friday and waiting for setups to form. Long or short i don't care.

>>14641214
If oil doesn't turn out to be making a right shoulder im financially ruined for nth time.

>>14641151
or you could just sell OTM options and go about your life

>>14641341
Nah you buy the OTM options, that's where the real money is to be made. Why do you think ((they)) are telling you to sell covered calls? It's really simple, ((they)) want to buy those calls and call your fucking shares away for less money.

as long as you use the DITMLCSMM you cant lose

>>14641368
You can write short-term OTM options and make money off robinhood retards

>>14641214
gold down, oil flat, and equities up is my guess

vol down also

>>14641368
let ((them)) buy it and move onto another stock..

>>14641401
>making short term calls ever

doing it wrong

C'mon people I need some fresh china FUD to drump the market and pump my shitcoins. China can only flex their muscle at their citizens so long, the're going to start with trade war belligerence eventually, if trump doesn't do it first.

DB created a 'bad bank' with a value of 74 billion euros of risk-weighted assets

>>14641486
this was funny kekies
people had been speculating they would do that but me thought it was just joke O_O

apparently making bad banks legitimate strat

>>14641541
>bad banks legitimate strat
Due to taxpayer funded depositors guarantee it doesn't really matter for the consumer which bank they use.
abuse of system easy af kek

>>14641486
> DB created a 'bad bank' with a value of 74 billion euros of risk-weighted assets

What does that mean in laymen terms?

>>14641255
Remind everyone what DITMLCSMM means again

>>14641255
> Hodling a call on a company near ATH
You brave brave man.

>>14641691
Enron

>>14641758
DITMLCSMM

DEEP. IN. THE. MONEY. LONG. CALL. SIDEWAYS. MOVEMENT. METHOD.

This method is used to minimize the effects of rate of decay while also maximizing the potential of a successful swing trade during predictable sideways movement of blue chip stocks.

I invented this.

>>14641427
Yeah, this. I'm currently selling calls on LK. If that goes I can wait for another entry into LK or I can buy one of the other 10k securities with options and sell options on that. I'm eyeballing CTST next, it should get pretty juicy if they can pick up some steam.

>>14641428
Writing short term calls is just about taking pennies from gamblers. Sure, you don't get rich but it's that slow and steady money. If you only sell calls above your cost you win either way. Why wouldn't you want to do it?

>>14641941
You aint seen nothin yet

>>14641995
You can do the exact same thing with longer calls and it'll have less risk. You are just too cheap, and therefore will eventually lose.

>>14641971
God you've been tripfagging for 2 days and I already hate your guts.

>>14642030
Just apply the DITMLCSMM and the suffering will end

>>14641691
It means they're playing a very risky game and could fuck themselves pretty hard if the wind blows the wrong way.

>>14641674
>>14641691
it not for consumers -_-;
it a strategy so they can get insured on corporate bonds and write swap contracts that arent junk on themselves

>>14642054
strats like these are late game market things like dobbers covered calls
they not gonna work for very long especially when market cycle changes

why you even advertising things like this confusing

>>14642208
lol.

give me some more posts talking shit about GALT so that I can fill these gaps in my collage

>>14641691
>>> DB created a 'bad bank' with a value of 74 billion euros of risk-weighted assets
>
>What does that mean in laymen terms?

Privatize gains, socialize losses

The number one problem with capitalism really

>>14642582
did you have to
you triggered my autism
by implying that the 20th century convention of not respecting bankruptcies originates from capitalism and not in state.

in the 19th in free banking era they let banks fall in USA (Britain had already monopolized so the negative feedback mechanism wasn't working properly there)

ree why do i respodn to easy b8

>>14642301
-_-;

>>14642582
>Privatize gains, socialize losses
what on earth you talking about? how do bad banks do this?

>>14642752
You don't seem to really understand the DITMLCSMM. It does not tell you what to invest in, or even when. You are in control of that. This method is completely adaptive to all market behaviors. It is simply the best way to trade whatever you believe you should be trading.

>>14642017
You could, but if you want to continue to milk a stock I've found that the best way is to sell a call a month out and for a price above or close to the 52 week moving average and closing before the next earnings announcement. It's worked for years, it's not greedy at all, it's measured and slow.

>>14642813
did you make a really long acronym that basically just means 'leverage'?

I think you did

how is it different from LEAPs (maybe slightly more in the money)?

>>14642867
>did you make a really long acronym that basically just means 'leverage'?
No, you misunderstand. He invented an entire new strategy that no one's ever thought of before. He's a luminary and we should all be thankful he blesses this board with his presence. Thank you DITM:KLSDFPOUHWER, on behalf of this board - no scratch that all of 4chan - for empowering us with your knowledge.

>>14642926
>all of 4chan

not just 4chan, the entire investing world
he's the next Warren Buffett

>>14642493
what does GALT stand for? probably Gay And Lonely Transsexual lol
pls put me in

>>14642966
>he's the next Warren Buffett
Shit, this board is anonymous, you don't think he could actually be Warren Buffet, do you?

>>14642867
Too long. Ideally 2-6 months, depending on earnings/anticipated news as you want to craft this contract around that either playing on it or avoiding it. DITMLCSMM is the acronym because I enjoy it and it makes me happy.
>>14642861
Ideally with DITMLCSMM you're identifying a sideways trend and buying deep in the money while at the lower end of the sideways movement, you should be selling for profit within 1-5 days regardless of the length of the contract. If it takes longer that is fine but keep in mind it took you longer to get your profit because your abstract understanding of the world is poor. Sell no matter what with 30 days remaining on contract, as rate of decay is a shifty cunt. After accounting for literally hundreds of factors you really should only have a handful of stocks that fit the mold at any given time.

>>14642966
>>14642926
I'm glad you're noticing my work

>>14642493
>kept in the parts about “manlets when will they learn”
>censored arguments that upset him

This IS the cringe compilation

>>14642982
Galectin Therapeutics

>>14642998
he could be Ray Dalio

>>14643089
>>14642982

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14643115
based and divvypilled

>>14643017
>After accounting for literally hundreds of factors
So, what, just pick the stock with the coolest ticker? X. X is just a cool fucking ticker. Of course American Steel is also a good fit for me because America is fucking great and steel is strong. So what, I should buy this $8 January 2021 call for $764 and sell on Friday? Cool my order's in and ready for tomorrow. Thanks Buffetchan.

>>14643140
Lol. It's ultimately up to you. DITMLCSMM has nothing to do with your abstract perception of world economics. It is simply the best way to apply your perception.

>>14643157
>>14643140
Also, you've got it wrong. You would be buying a $1-$4 call for 2-6 months out, no earlier and no later than that. You would sell at your first point of profit. I will make it clear though, you've purposefully picked a God awful stock for this and you still have a good chance.

>>14642982
lol

xd

;^)

nice

>>14643187
>>14643157
>>14643140
personally I would choose this fancy little $7 call however this is just the methodology I dont agree at all with any of the analysis of this stock

>>14643187
I'll bite. Why, on a technical level, do you think this strategy works?

>>14643261
>I dont agree at all with any of the analysis of this stock
What do you mean? Don't you love america?

>>14643289
Dude, shut up. I'm pumping him for information right now. All you need to know is that it's worked for him the entire 3 trades he's been doing it and we're all going to be rich.

>>14643289
Minimizes rate of decay while maximizing your chance to win from sideways movement. Vast majority of people lose on options because they run out of time and even if their stock is doing well it cannot outpace decay. You buy deep in the money so even if you are dumb as a brick and your little stock did terribad you can still cut your losses before rate of decay even takes effect, youe max loss is somewhere around 50% and thats if your blue chip manages to lose 50% of its value(which means you seriously fucked up)

>>14643314
This.
>>14643302
Oh I do love America but I sure as shit don't agree with using this method on stocks so deeply affected by trade wars

>>14643332
could you sum up all that you've had to say about your strategy with one word: leverage
leverage with stop loss
we're re-inventing the wheel here

you might as well just say: pick stocks that you know are going to go up ! you'll be rich !!
and even if it goes down, just sell it quick! there's no risk !!!


I will be selling calls to u ;^)

new O_O

>>14643386

>>14643386

>>14643386

>>14643386

>>14643408

new thread^^^

>>14643390
ignore this clown

>>14643389
DITMLCSMM rolls off the tongue so much more gracefully

>>14643390
>>14643423
Anime tranny or DITIONASDFPIOUHS? Fuck Sundays.