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How do I profit off LA falling into the sea

>> No.14615004

>>14615002
I hear looting is pretty good

>> No.14615027

>LA
Was not even close to LA.

>> No.14615055
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>>14615002
be a republican

>> No.14615070

>>14615027
This. 100+ miles away

>> No.14615079

>finally about to make it
>state literally about to fall into the ocean
this shit isnt even fair

>> No.14615082

>>14615002
You profit simply by existing in a world where LA is under a hundred feet of water.

>> No.14615089

>>14615002
Everyone profits by this just happening

>> No.14615114

>>14615002
buy property

>> No.14615122

>>14615082
>You profit simply by existing in a world where LA is under a hundred feet of water.
/thread

>> No.14615401

Eat shit poltards. Have fun getting owned by hurricanes and tornados each year while we just get mildly inconvenienced for 60 seconds.

>> No.14615448

>>14615002
you know how much money i would get if LA turned into dust?

>> No.14615450

>>14615079
That's what you get for living there, just go somewhere else for a few months, you probably want to be in the south east coast.

>> No.14615540
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>>14615002
I live here and the last two days I’ve nearly felt these things. Watching tv having a drink and my bed shook a bit tonight. LA not going anywhere....at least not before Florida sinks.

>> No.14615633

>>14615401
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/3PRCUsq

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>>14615540
You'll feel God's wrath soon, don't worry.

Sleep tight SF, SJ and LA.

>> No.14615660

>>14615540
Hopefully both soon

>> No.14615662

>>14615002
learn to swim

>> No.14615687

>>14615662
See you down in Arizona Bay...

>> No.14615726
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>>14615662
The entire central valley will flood.

San Francisco is on a massive hill - a maxed out 10 earthquake will send glass falling to the city streets for miles - buildings will burn and bridges will be annihilated - tons of death.

Most of the Santa Clara valley (San Jose) will be evaporated with devastation just like SF with the bonus of a bit of flooding from Northern San Jose spreading south.

LA will be set on fire and will suffer flooding, although to what extent will depend on where the big earthqauke strikes and what damage it can wreck on the city infrastructure.

I can't fucking wait to see you degenerates and carpetbaggers destroying each other trying to flee down the 101.

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SHORT HOME INSURANCE COMPANIES

>> No.14615822

>>14615662
>>14615687


Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

>> No.14615835

Catastrophe bonds.
Good luck buying them.

>> No.14615874

>>14615082
based. gonna miss the JRE podcast tho

>> No.14615963

>>14615662
>>14615687
>>14615822
New Tool album August.

I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

>> No.14616015 [DELETED] 

>>14615835
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/aXGRW2s

>> No.14616018

>>14615002
Selling Beach chairs?

>> No.14616034

>>14615649
Abbadon Aproaches…
From the ground up he will swallow the sinful place
God's Judgement cannot be halted for it is already taking place

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Reminder that the most valuable parts of SF are on ground that will literally liquify in a big earthquake

>> No.14616168

>>14615633
Dumbest scam ever

>> No.14616182

>>14615726
Why flee on 101 when there's an i5 interstate?

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>>14616182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3wFxuuG-y0

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>>14615002
chainlink + smart contracts + insurance

>> No.14616297

>>14615002
felt it here in vegas

>> No.14616381

>>14616279
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/G7uEkxF

>> No.14616430

Couldn't happen to a more deserving place desu, i hope it gets demolished completely.

>> No.14616436

>>14615726
Wait so you think San Fran will actually get hit harder than LA?

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Who posted earthquakes in /biz/ two weeks ago? This was only place it was reported, not even /x/

>> No.14616483

>>14615401
This. You middle america inbred crackers actually think a mini earthquake scares us? Pussy honkeys

>> No.14616513

>>14616063
SF could use a thorough rinse anyway. City is disgusting.

>> No.14616522

>>14616439
I know, it’s fuckinf crazy he was right. And no one else reported: not twitter, not pol, not zerohedge

/biz/ truly is the GOAT news source

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>>14616436
I'd say it largely depends on where the Earthquake strikes, if each city is hit with a 10 - SF will be fucked beyond belief - I'd say a little more so because everything is stacked upward and things are a little more spread out in LA.

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>>14615002

>> No.14617460

>>14615002
>Construction Companies
I have friends in the construction industry who joke that if there's another big one, they'd be set for life.

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>>14616279
Is Papa Sergers Chainlink Tower going to be OK?
I'm scared frens

>> No.14617869

>>14615649

dont forget san diego, oakland, sacramento, and lastly our favorite, silicon valley.

>> No.14617885

>>14615726

>fleeing down the 101

>Interstate 5, 10, 15, 60
>Fwy 91
>Hwy 22, 55, 57, 71

we have enough freeways mate. the 101 isnt the only cuck in the socal market for transportation.

What i think you meant was the freeways would collapse and be undrivable.

>> No.14618052

The gays must be punished by God for their sins