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if only you knew

>> No.14611997

delet

>> No.14612006

Link + Tesla

Fuck, I need an oxygen mask for where we're headed anon

>> No.14612009

Trust me.. I know.
I'm glad to see another anon finally does.

>> No.14612010

Oooo nice find lad

Hopefully Elon runs a node for the fuck of it

>> No.14612021
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>>14611982
ummmm

>> No.14612036

>>14611982
>>14611997
>>14612006
>>14612009
>>14612010
you are all brainlets

this is his PERSONAL github account, which he has been using since 2015 for fucking school work, and he happened to STAR the chainlink repo years ago. Probably before he even worked at Tesla (he is very junior)

Literally means nothing

>> No.14612034

>>14612010
>implying every tesla will not be running a node
NICE FUD

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>>14612010
>>14612006
>TFW WE'RE GONNA BE RUNNING NODES ON MARS ON THE LINKMARINE BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATION

>> No.14612046

>>14611982
all that means is some developer favorited a repository. He probably frequents the Chonz. Not really a big deal

>> No.14612052

>>14611982
Is this fucking real? This is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Chainlink has literally ruined my life. Nothing brings me joy other than watching my 40K stack grow.

>> No.14612056

>>14612009
I've dropped a couple breadcrumbs here, but this is the most direct one you guys have found on your own. I told you.. I've known him since Paypal, he has come here before and is well aware of chainlink.

>> No.14612059

>>14611982
His github
https://github.com/jordanbonilla
Nothing Blut chainlink
What the hell, anon, you wouldn't lie to create fomo, right!?

>> No.14612076

>tfw I get to sue Sergey when my family dies in a tesla car due to miscommunication with the oracles

I missed one moon, but not this time

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>>14611982
chills all over my body
drunkanon hinted at this last night - surprise node operators that will make LINK a household name, Tesla is the most memetically powerful company right now
tesla vehicles are decked out with sensors which will sell data (traffic patterns, weather) over the chainlink network

>> No.14612109

>>14612093
can you link me to that thread last night fren
<3

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>>14612009

>> No.14612208

>>14612093
Drunk anon been missing since March

>> No.14612233

>>14612052
feel free to look it up, it's easy

one tesla autopilot software engineer is at the very least deep into Chainlink

let that sink in anon

let them fud, stay comfy

>> No.14612281

>>14612039
>tfw link is actually, literally literally going to the moon

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>>14612034
I kinda dont want my tespa to run a node unless I am benefitting from it. Wtf Elon pls dont cuck me like Samsung is about to. IM NOT A WALKING NODE KEK FFS

>> No.14612344

Just to add something, a recent Chainlink presentation given by one of the team members (he was French, if that jogs anyone’s memory) namedropped Tesla for one of his examples of how the service works. He talked about how Tesla black boxes could be used for instantaneous insurance payouts in the event of a wreck, etc.

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SMINEM will take us there.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

>> No.14612357

>>14612287
Oh what's this? Your Tesla™ was travelling 60mph in a 40mph zone? Your automated Smart Contract™ insurance policy powered by Chainlink™ has been updated.

Oh no! You no longer have enough collateral in your insurance contract. You are no longer insured. Tesla will shut down in 30 seconds to comply with legal regulations. Please deposit more funds to continue driving.

>> No.14612372

>>14612344
THIS IS HUGE.

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>>14611982

>> No.14612378

>>14612357
Pretty much. This is the dark side of Chainlink.

>> No.14612411

>>14612281
the moon is FUD
we're going to MARS baby

>> No.14612419

>>14612093
just another dot here frens, larry ellison the founder of oracle just joined the board for tesla... not saying he's aware of link but not sayin hes not. this guy does buy entire Hawaiian islands (lanai) and probably wants more too

>> No.14612438

>>14612036
Can't fud your way outta this, junior

>> No.14612440

>>14611982
This is old news.

But glad you posted it.

>> No.14612441

>>14612378
it was coming whether we wanted it to or not, might as well profit off of it

>> No.14612446

>>14611982
OGs know he was working on the Chainlink codebase and also working at Tesla at the same time, and hasn't updated his Linkedin since then (still at Tesla)

>> No.14612509

>>14611982
This was on his githib... it was for his resume... no biggie.

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>>14612378
Im already weirded out about how deep into the illuminati/6-edge symbolism all of these freaking cryptos have. I swear I saw a pentagram on the ethereum official website not too long ago when I last went on it. Is chainlink evil? The google partnership is almost making it surely ominous

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>>14612357
Depoist one link to bribe your way out.

>> No.14612637

>>14611982
this is so fucking old
how new are you faggots