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>tfw crypto rich
>index fund pays me six figures a year
>work part time at Trader Joe's to have something to do ( also employee discount )
>two weeks ago
>meeting gfs parents
>"So what do you do, anon? :-)"
>I work at a grocery store
>instantly gives me a snide look
When is flexing on peasants permitted?

>> No.14603040

>>14603030
When they least expect it

>> No.14603045

>>14603030
When you show them your car collection

>> No.14603065

>>14603030
When you’ll be able to take the backlash from it. Otherwise continue living the poor life

>> No.14603067

That's when you silently stand up, walk outside, and rev up your lambo as loud as possible. Do a burnout too if you have the balls.

>> No.14603074

>>14603030
When you pull up in that M3

>> No.14603084

>>14603030
>work part time at Trader Joe's to have something to do ( also employee discount )
NPC

>> No.14603085
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>>14603030
This is a strange LARP.

>> No.14603086

>>14603030
You're the peasant. You can't help but work as a peasant even when you don't need to.
You're even more pathetic than you'd be if you worked a peasant job and weren't crypto rich.

>> No.14603106

>>14603030
Are you flexing on me?

>> No.14603125

>>14603030
Don't do it. If she's the one you tell her after you decide she is. If a woman knows about your money beforehand you can never be certain if she cares about you or the money.

>> No.14603141

>>14603085
its LARP because only NPCs would imagine that they would still wagecuck after they made it

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>>14603030
>When is flexing on peasants permitted?
always
it's always permitted
just be warned, they're more dangerous than wild beasts and will rend you apart once mob mentality takes over

relevant Zarathustra quote:

"My friends, mocking talk has reached the ears of your friend: ‘Just look at Zarathustra! Does he not wander among us as if among beasts?’

But it is better to talk thus: ‘One who understands wanders among humans as among beasts.’ But for one who understands, the human being itself is: the beast that has red cheeks.*

How did this happen? Is it not because it has too often had to be ashamed? Oh my friends! Thus speaks one who understands: Shame, shame, shame–that is the history of the human!"

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>>14603148
Morning nigga!

>> No.14603200

>>14603030
> tfw I own a 1k link stack
> when i cash out an index fund will pay me 20k/year
> can't get full time at Trader Joe's, manager says I'm "haughty" with the customers
> see a girl in the store I like
> imagine meeting her parents
> imagine smelling her brapper
> imagine the smell
> fuck her hypothetical parents, though
When is flexing on parents permitted?

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>>14603188
>Morning nigga!
wassup, nice pic by the way, reminds me of (pic related)

>> No.14603251

>>14603141
>poor that will stay poor forever

>> No.14603261

>>14603148
I used to enjoy Link threads. Now when I see 42 is in it I leave. Fuck you 42

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>>14603261
>I used to enjoy Link threads. Now when I see 42 is in it I leave. Fuck you 42
ayyyyy
the peanut gallery is back
I like your copy pasta
hopefully I inspire many more to come
<>;-)

>> No.14603279

Don't ever tell them

>> No.14603291

>>14603200
imagine smelling her feet

>> No.14603293

>>14603261
Fuck you stupid nigger!

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>>14603291

>> No.14603327

>>14603317
Thats some nice gunk build up you got there, mind if I lick it?

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>>14603327

>> No.14603336

>>14603200
I agree

>> No.14603348

just roll up in some stupid car, they’ll take that seriously

>> No.14603349

>>14603148
So best thing is to stay humble and not flex.

>>14603030
I would invite them to eat at my house and when they see my mansion they would stfu

>> No.14603360

>>14603030
Imagine, just fucking unironically imagine, wanting to find something to do & landing on working at a grocery store

>> No.14603363

Good thread. Needed this

>> No.14603376

>>14603291
I only imagine smelling mummy dearests feat

>> No.14603386

>>14603030
you can flex on them all you want, they will never believe that you got rich off magic internet coins. You'd have to show up in a lambo and Rolex and smack your gfs ass in front of them.

>> No.14603393

>>14603141
you're a peasant if I ever saw one? Having a part time job after you made it is a hallmark of old money

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>>14603349
>So best thing is to stay humble and not flex.
don't get me wrong, the type that get jealous of your wealth deserve all their suffering and more and gloating/dabbing on them is quite a fun pastime
the problem is that I'm not kidding when I say they are like beasts
they will do very nasty and bad things because they have a lot less to lose than you
it's sad, but most people would rather poke fingers are others and laugh at their own misfortunes as a way of making themselves feel better
all too often they are focused on what others have and not working and focusing on what they don't have
that is why they will forever stay poor and be kept under boot and heel
a lot more people than we would like to admit are simply criminals of opportunity

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>>14603360
>>14603086
>>14603084
>NEET dumbfucks can't understand the simple pleasures of service employment

>> No.14603411

>>14603141
This

>> No.14603413

>>14603360
i actually plan on living exactly like OP if i make it. he fucked up by getting a gf though. I would only work part time to fuck hot wagies

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>>14603386
I'd just tell them I murdered people for all my money. Bet they would shut the fuck up then..

>> No.14603437

>>14603393
I would unironically do this just to get free health insurance and bully customers/bosses with my smug aura of superiority.

>> No.14603443

>>14603413
this sounds fun desu
>work at restaurant with cute grills
>flirt all day, not giving a fuck if I get fired
>fuck roasties in the freezer room

>> No.14603474

>>14603437
I would too anon. I had lots of issues with narcissists at work so I would just find some shitty employment and fuck with anyone that bullies other coworkers. They literally deserve to hang. If I get fired I don't give a fuck anyway

>> No.14603482

>>14603405
Yea this is what scares me, it's all fun and games and cute right now, but wait until these "normies" realized what they missed out on right after the great wealth transfer, we are all going to see crime families pop up over night. A lot of these fags who are wealthy now, had a lot of their generations steal that wealth from other families, and slowly adapted into the normie life style.

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>>14603405
What do you plan on doing with your newfound wealth? I plan on buying a house and paying off any debt my parents have, but I want to hold until 2026 and only sell LINK that I gained through staking

>> No.14603504

>>14603276
Welp you are high-lvl autismo

>> No.14603508

>>14603443
pretty much. full service restauraunts are great because theres a shit ton of lonely milfs and young horny servers. The work is hard though. Fast food is nice because the work is a bit easier and you get the fresh out of high school whores with boyfriend issues.

Easy bangs

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>>14603249
wtf are those dots in the sky, they can't be lens artifacts because they don't line up with the lights below

>> No.14603529

>>14603085
so strange it may be true.

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>>14603514
Ayys.

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>>14603504
>Welp you are high-lvl autismo
the highest of levels
the ascended level autismo

>>14603514
>wtf are those dots in the sky
<>;-)

>>14603497
>What do you plan on doing with your newfound wealth?
I've got some very good ideas and am laying the groundwork and foundation for their realization now
as time passes, I may (((link))) up some of the esteemed anons here and explain what the plan is

>>14603482
>but wait until these "normies" realized what they missed out on right after the great wealth transfer
Yeah I don't trust anyone unfortunately
Had that experience with my ex fiance and another girl after they tried extorting me for money
I learned then how cheap most people are and that they can actually be bought off with money
It was an eye opening experience for me, one I will never forget the lessons of

>> No.14603606

>>14603335
Such a good thread, was a shame OP was a poo tho

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>>14603317

>> No.14603699

>>14603030
Ayy I work at TJ's too. Favorite section OP ?

>> No.14603737

Unironically It’s called hodl for a reason fren. My close relationships should stay the same so long as a i have a cuckjob. Fuck it.

>> No.14603744

Best to use your wealth to get skills that would allow you to be socially dominant without resorting to disclosing how unfantomably above your social group you are.

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>>14603514
>wtf are those dots in the sky

>> No.14603851

>>14603514
Surveillance drones.

>> No.14603856

this does feel like a larp. if you really made it and don't need to work for money then why would you have some shit job like that? no wonder no one would take you seriously. if anything after you have truly made it just do something that interests you.

>> No.14603924

>>14603045
this