/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14569503
Gay

what site?
i want custom sculptures

>>14569503
Nigga you gay.

>>14569503
Super gay

>>14569503
Could I commission an artist to do this using my body as reference?

I'd like a fully nude spread eagle marble statue of myself in the entrance of my mansion as people walk in. Just to assert my dominance for visitors/dates/family etc.

>>14569593
>>14569589
>>14569510
If I wanted to hear the opinions of plebbitor's I would have asked this question on reddit.

When I buy a large institutional looking property I want a huge vulgar nude women statue out front prominently displayed... I need the source

>>14569630
just use google you absolute tard

But to answer your question OP I will do the following :
1.) pay off all of my families mortgages
2.) invest in a didvend paying stable stock that lets me quit my job
3.) do the same for all members of my immediate family so they can quit
4.) buy a mid engine super car, million dollar condo... and a few 20k watches .. solid gold obviously
5.) reinvest a few hundred thousand in crypto
From this point on its pure flexing and vanity companies
6.) start a media company and push mass propaganda to my liking
7.) start a foundation and support causes to my liking
8.) lobby like a ducking maniac
9.) buy a small island or a few thousand acres and make it a micro nation... believe it or not I have methods that will work to do this
10.) start a family oriented amusement park ;-)

>>14569638
Damn nigga in the one person that didn’t call you gay and you mad at me? I did google it and I didn’t find it... fuck you

>>14569716
if anyone in this thread is gay, it's (you). I can tell that much

>>14569609
Hahaha holy fuck post of the day good on you mate

>>14569503
literally all i need is a house and a dog.

>>14569730
Smh... I must be too drunk for 4chan tonight...
not fucking with it

but is it a modern reproduction or a 200bc reproduction?

>>14569609
I want to do this sun and steel style.

Super duper cool and good website, I will be getting a lot of custom shit from them after the 1keoyening.

It's me the OP and I'm gay

>>14569503

>cast stone

Dude youd be buying a 20,000 dollar concrete or plaster reproduction. It will NOT look good to anyone who has ever been up close a hand chiseled Bernini and seen the beauty of Carrera marble. You’re clearly an uncultured person who hangs around art to feel superior to other people. God, thats the worst.

>>14569503
Imagine burying your face in that. What a man.

I'm just going to be an investor NEET. Having a fancy thing to flex is so passe and last millenium. These days the best way to flex is to ask your friends/enemies if they want to hang out during working hours and subtly remind them that you have all the free time in the world and don't work for Mr. Goldstein.

WHERE ARE YOU ANON?

>>1456969
#5-8 we think alike. But that's not vanity to me. It's my number one goal. I care about nothing in the world anymore, except changing it to my vision. I'm willing to be a wagie for longer if I can get started on that.

>>14571448
Oops that was responding to this >>14569697

>>14571053
I know right what the fuck. $20k and it's not even a real sculpture. That's a McDonald's-tier flex for niggers. A real hot shot would spend the money to commission an established artist and shit all over OP

>>14571319
He hasn't made it yet, He's still waiting for 1000 EOY.

>>14569503
Unless you make more than $1M a year you're buying things above your financial station.

>>14571556
Idiot. I'm not cashing out until my crypto is worth 20m

I flex on normies with 800 dollar sweaters in casual settings

>>14572243
Nice MLP phone case

>>14572263
I keep a picture of my face on the back of my phone so I know it’s mine

>>14571553
What is dogs name. Why you keep post dog

Gayer than aids lmao

>>14569503
do you sit on its lap while you browse /biz/

>>14572288
Damn