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GF caught me watching Pornhub. I was streaming on my phone in the other room with earbuds in, but it connected to the TV in the other room. She considers Porn as cheating and wants to break up with me.
Now I gotta make up for it and buy her a ring or some jewelry or that kinds of things. She’s quite into showing her stuff of on IG. I am sure I will win her back if I buy here sum good.

Problem: I am DEADASS broke and have over 80K in student loans from Berkeley, which I dropped out of to start my own business in making hand made surfboards.

Long story short, what the fastest way to make 5k from 290$? I did some successful trading in 2017 but that money went to my surviving biz.

And please don’t judge me, GF is a looker. She is way out of my league.

>> No.14526973

>>14526958
You are so f'n lost my man. God bless your soul.

>> No.14526976

>>14526958
Why would anyone Larp as a broke beach bum dropout with a gold digger sex partner

>> No.14526982

>>14526958
all in 100x leverage on Bitmex you fucking degenerate

>> No.14526992
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>And please don’t judge me, GF is a looker. She is way out of my league.

you got a typo there I think you meant hooker.

All you need is this and you can get another one

>> No.14527006

Fucking degenerate you los there she probably fucks chad already nigga - get the rope

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>>14526958
all in 1000x leverage on 2xhr you fucking degenerate

>> No.14527019

>>14526958
how's her toilet?

>> No.14527021
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>>14526958
you would have to 17xyour money that just wont happen at least not in a few weeks.

That being said if you want to double your money the best way is to find a good low market cap coin on idex with hype behind it that is relatively new and go all in.

At the moment that would be LIT

Also your relationship is toxic. Don't let another human control you to that extend don't be such a pushover.

>> No.14527023
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NEWFAG

ALWAYS DOUBLE CHECK

ALSO LEAVE THAT ARAB SLUT, SHE WILL JIHAD THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

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Take my card and buy yourself a drink you little faggot. You see my card OP,DO YOU FUCKING SEE THE CARD. This is what you call technology this is what you call on the forefront of. Ditch the whore, if she doesn't love you forget the bitch you can buy yourself all the strippers and whore you can get buying COTI.

>> No.14527031

Why tf u watching porn faggot lmfao, it literally turns u into a weak low t enslaved little fag, get a grip man

>> No.14527048

https://www.instagram.com/danka.rahim/

>> No.14527060
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Buy Polkadot for $60 and hold.

Sell for 2k when listed on Binance.
Its already going for 180$.

xfutures is going to list it.
you can loggin with your OKEX account

>> No.14527062

she is just taking advantage of the situation like justification to cheat you, what you need to do is get between her legs soon as posible, forget thee expensive dimonds.

>> No.14527095

>>14527031
I am weak. Sue me.

>>14527060
When is DOT listing?

>>14527023
Lesson

>>14527019
whachu mean?

>> No.14527114

>>14527095
Polkadot listing today I think.
I am ready for it. Also can’t wait for Dfinity

>> No.14527127

>>14526976
lol

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Throw this is her FACE

>> No.14527187
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*Clocks gun*

That bitch is cheating on you. You sound like a faggy weak mexican

>> No.14527201

>>14526973
fpbp you are lost man i just wish you good.

>> No.14527218
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JEWS UNITE.

BTC is tanking, COTI holding strong.
Next Pump is to 2000 sats.

Bitmax >> Binance

Shalom JEWISH brothers and sisters

>> No.14527241

>>14526958
Nice blog post now shut the fuck up and get off my board

>> No.14527252

>>14526958
2/10 larp

>> No.14527269

>>14526958
Glad I’m not you.

>> No.14527283

>>14527241
I do not feel welcome admin.
Please be nice or I go to Reddit.

>> No.14527362

LOL Reddit

>>> We dump our shit on Reddit

>> No.14527385

Give it to her Anon, God says so

1 Corinthians 7:3-4:

the husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. (1 Corinthians 7:3–4 ESV)

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GTFO CHRISTIAN

THIS BOARDS IS FOR JEWS ONLY

>> No.14527458

>>14526958
Tell her it's her fault you had to fap to porn. She should be getting the cum out for you.
The absolute worst thing you could do is gravel and beg for forgiveness when she threatens to break up.
The proper response is: Ok. THat's your decision. It's not what I want, but I can't control you. Let me know if you change my mind. I'll be over here doing my thing. Talk to you later.

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Splitting the Red Sea, Only green I see

>> No.14527488

>>14526958
>And please don’t judge me, GF is a looker. She is way out of my league.
Fuck this too, anon. She's not one in a million. She's one of a million.
You're whole fucking mindset is going to lead you down the path to divorce and paying 65% of your income for weekend visitation.

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>>14526958
Anon I..

If she doesn't want you cheating, her pussy is where you nut. End of story. Don't ask, tell.

"C'mere slut, I'm horny af and you're right about porn. I want *you.*"

She says no? Gives an excuse? Don't argue. Don't engage. Just call a buddy and invite him to a bar.

She'll throw a fit because she's used to you being a bitch. Stop being a bitch. Her lack of respect is why you don't turn her on. Recover it.

This is called a soft-next. Women respond to it. If she holds with iron linky-hands, hard next. (Go do your own thing for a full week with no contact.)

Still being a cunt? Let her be a cunt to the next guy and get a girl who values you.

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What a look at OKEX tokens.
Egretia did like 200 x in 3 months.

Lots of gems there. And they launched xfutures.io

a future platform by okex. lots of moon potential, even with a small stack

>> No.14527537

>>14527496
Best relationship advice so far, But I am scared to say that

>>14527506
Signed up

>> No.14527719
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>>14527537
You honestly need to hard-next and re-frame her, IMO. Female sexuality is just as hard-wired towards fantasy as male sexuality is wired to visuals. She isn't fantasizing about you, she's stewing over things. She needs to be put in a position where she's remembering the good times you had together and yearning for your attention.

When/if that happens, you can re-frame. Have the conversation where you make it clear that a key component of successful monogamy is taking care of one another's needs. You deserve to get what you want, and you will have it - either from her or from someone else.

If you're scared that's good. You WANT to feel a little uncomfortable when you say something jokingly degrading - it means you're stepping out on a limb. (Read: letting your fucking balls drop.) Put yourself in her shoes - would you rather she initiate by being sexually bold, or walking in like "Ch..ch..chad? C..c..an I h-have su..sum D?"

I can't tell you how much it pisses me off when I hear a man ASK... FUCKING *ASK* his wife for a kiss. It's just a neon sign that says "ready to be cucked." Take her cheeks in your hands, hold her gaze, kiss her like you mean it. </rant>

>> No.14527907

>>14527719

Amen

>> No.14527928

>>14526958
she was going to break up with you anyway

Porn is just her excuse now

If it wasnt now it was going to be something else later

Stop giving into the sunken cost fallacy, the investment is over

>> No.14527942

>>14527719
Bad experience in the past with women?

>> No.14527973

>>14527719
Your way of writing is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen but it's summer so I'm not suprised. The advice seems alright

>> No.14527986

I would fuckin read into xfutures. Okey backed soon it will list those damn never happening projects like dfinity n shit

>> No.14527990

>>14526958
>what the fastest way to make 5k from 290$?
Everyone knows the answer is to suck 4710 dicks for $1 each.

>> No.14527992

>>14526958
Now you gotta buy her shit? She will never respect you again if you yield to her now.

The correct response when she caught you was to say "if you don't want me watching porn, get in here and start gagging on my cock"

Fucking Beta Male. Don't ever let a woman give you an ultimatum

>> No.14528000

>>14527942
They're humans. Is the answer in the question?

>>14527928
Based

>> No.14528043

>>14526958
(you)

>> No.14528077
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>what the fastest way to make 5k from 290$?

Buy Polkadot at xfutures. Hold until release. Sell for 2000$ on Binance.