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Anyone graduating after 2015.

The average retirement age is now 75
The average lifespan is 84.

LIKE...

JUST WORK TILL SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE THEN DIE NINE YEARS LATER BRO..

>> No.14515968

>>14515905
what a broken ass system. It's fucking like this, how stuff like communism gets created.

>> No.14516078

>>14515905
idk why peeps think retiring is such a great thing. You have so much spare time you literally die of boredom and get depressed. Working how you advance your skills and become better.

>> No.14516088

>>14515905
other than crypto and suicide is there any way out of this wagie hell?

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>>14516078
>I'm such a empty bugman I get bored if I don't wageslave until the end of my life

>> No.14516130

>>14516078
bro at 75 why? You are going to be in physical pain. you're going slow everyone down. you're "knowledge" is going to be outdated and people will be using tech that you will be new to.

>> No.14516178

>>14516078

Shut the fuck up before I squash you, bug.

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>>14515905
>JUST

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FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!

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>> No.14516753

>>14515905
get gud, i retired after working for 16 years

>> No.14516776
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>>14515905
>(((Retirement)))
Learn to live for yourself until you expire. Surf the Kali Yuga.

>> No.14516800

>>14516078

Bro, do you even realize that life, is what you get when you do nothing? do you hate life? seek god, life is precious when you do nothing, it's the essence of being alive

>slaving yourself to feel validated
>not realizing you are free to do nothing

>> No.14516803

Realistically, we'll die of cancer before we retire.

>> No.14516827

>>14516776
you basically are if you work till 75

thats the point

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>>14516078
>You have so much spare time you literally die of boredom and get depressed. Working how you advance your skills and become better.

Imagine actually thinking this.

I retired in my mid 30s after 15 years of engineering. I can't imagine returning to work for someone else.

I wake up between 5 and 6am most days and play around on the internet until I feed the dog at 7. If it’s Monday, I’ll get the laundry together so I can start that at 8. I’ll make breakfast and prepare my wife’s lunch (she still works). I’ll shower, straighten up the kitchen, then the three of us walk to where she works.

On Monday, I spend most of the day at home doing laundry and playing video games. Sometimes there’s a little more to do to straighten up the place (sometimes we entertain guests on the weekend). I try to do most of the chores on Monday. Sweep the house, change the sheets, scrub the bathrooms, etc. (I do these every few weeks and not all the same week unless we’re expecting company). Probably every other day I pick up something at the store-usually fresh fruit.

Wednesday is my main grocery trip. (It’s not that large, I walk and fill a backpack and usually one other bag). I try not to overbuy so I go often. It’s kind of nice since I’m trying to learn German so I take my time. Sometimes my wife will have requests (buy a gift for a friend, mail something, etc). I have a mailbox in Germany so some days I ride my bike over there. Saturday is market day, so we’ll all walk to the farmers market and get produce and baked treats in the morning.

I feed the dog again at 5pm and start making dinner. The dog and I try to meet my wife on her walk home from work around 6:30 and we’ll have dinner. Usually we’ll talk for a bit and I’ll play on the computer til about 10 and go to bed.

I was going to language classes every day 8:30-10 and may take it up again but haven’t been motivated for it lately.

>> No.14516864

>>14516803

This

this generation has been poisoned to get cancer earlier, expect cancer in your 35, if you are pushing your life goals to being over 40 yo you will get btfo

>> No.14516870

This is why I'll be "retired" by 35. I'll still be making passive income to keep making more money, but I plan to do whatever the fuck I want until I'm too old to do shit. Then, I'll just play vidya until I die.

>> No.14516873

>>14515968
>live under central banking (literal communism) and socialist policies like SS
>let's try communism!

So fucking tiresome.

>> No.14516880

>>14515905
>people in poor health may die within a year or two of retirement
>recent retirees have a higher retirement age than all living retirees
>34.7% reported that their health was very or somewhat important for retiring
Just...

>> No.14516883

>>14515968
Goy its the minorities on welfare and immigrants that are the problem. They also lower the value of the average worker since they are willing to work for cheap. They also inflate housing costs since they are so numerous and are willing to live on top of each other.

>> No.14516922

>>14516853
The guy you're replying to may be a bugman, but you're a straight up bugwoman and you should feel deeply embarrassed about everything you just bragged about.

>> No.14516936

>>14516853
Your life sounds boring as fuck

>> No.14516950

>>14516883
>>14516873

It's fucking GREED! Whether it be JEWS or just a broken slave system. this shit is how we get revolutions.


THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN

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>>14515905

>> No.14516980

>>14516936
what does a non-boring life sound like?

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>>14516853

Is this larp? Am I being trolled? I get your point but your life sounds like garbage. Playing video games and buying groceries? I could only live that castrated routine for maybe a month before going insane and blowing all my money on some esoteric work intensive hobby to satisfy my time and energy.

It's one thing to be peacefully retire out in the country maintaining a homestead on the day to day and enjoying life but you're folding sheets and playing vidya... nigga what the fuck.

>> No.14517067

>>14516980
For those bugmen, being a wagecuck

>> No.14517081

>>14516883
AND HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

>> No.14517082

>>14516922
>>14516936
Wagie cope.

I'm about to head out for a comfy night walk, might hit the midnight gym too. Enjoy work tomorrow.

>> No.14517091

>>14516950
It really can be much worse though. You're delusional. I'll be happy if we could just close the fucking border. I'd be ecstatic if we got rid of birthright and deported all illegals.

>> No.14517128

>>14516853
Google this. It's a reddit post. Go fuck yourself faggit.

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>>14517039
>I could only live that castrated routine for maybe a month before going insane

Heh, it's funny you say that. I obviously do other things as well. I have sort of a love-hate relationship with routines.

I have found that what works for me is splitting my life into 10-week phases.

In each of those phases I will focus on a single goal. Learn a new language, develop an android app, improve my weight lifting maximum, get a diving certification, etc.

In each phase I will settle into a routine, but it might be a totally different routine from the last phase. I found that 10 weeks is a sweet spot. Long enough for the routine to lead me into a productive "flow state" but short enough for it not to become nauseating.

After each phase I will take off 4 weeks of fallow time.

>> No.14517141

>>14517039

It's just about euphoria, if (( they )) programmed you so you can only feel euphoria literally slaving yourself then too bad, you have some self-knowledge to do

some people can feel the same euphoria of seeing link pumping 500% by just staying alive and drinking water, if you can't then too bad, you just don't get it, you think you are far in life but actually you have learnt nothing yet

>> No.14517157

>>14515968
>"how stuff like communism gets created."
>fail to understand that communism and socialism is what caused this shit

Imagine paying less tax and being able to fund your own retirement instead of having to pay for gorillion unproductive and useless individuals.

>> No.14517205

>>14517091

>working till death is ok

Umm.. I think you're the one thats delusional you brainwashed slave cuk.

>> No.14517263

>>14516883
Talk about being a propaganda victim holy SHIT you have no understanding of why this economy is fucked at all. Read a fucking book or something.

This country is fucked from political corruption and greed, and I have news which you're going to be very butthurt by: The current administration is the FUCKING EPITOME of the problem.

>> No.14517468

>>14515905

Don't be average. It's so easy, it's sad in a different way. Here are ways to be better than (((average))):

>Be less than 15 pounds overweight
>Find 30 minutes to do moderate exercise per day
>Spend only 90% of your income and save 10% for investments
>Actually know how to make your own food
>Don't be in debt

>> No.14517562

>>14516853
>Literal househusband
Being a NEET is great but wtf, how can you stand doing this while your wife still works

>> No.14517614

>>14516853
i fucking laughed so hard when anon said this was from reddit, 10/10

>> No.14517747

>>14515905
the average lifespan is based on the past generation, which grew up during a time in which urbanization wasn't so bad and they only suffered from it during their later years
you and me, we grew up breathing in garbage from city life since day one, we're not living a day past 60 unfortunately

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>>14517141
Just because I'm not content with just rotting away living vicariously through the peaks and valleys of online gambling doesn't mean I'm some cucked wageslave lmao. This may surprise you but there are people that do derive enjoyment from expending effort, I am one of them and because of this I've chose to organize my life in a way that will afford me as much autonomy as possible in the coming years, enabling me to pursue projects I am interested in without external interference from employers and little involvement with government.

Eventually you may discover this describes you as well, I too had a mushroom tripping meditative asceticism phase during my neet years, I understand where you're coming from but when it comes down to it... doing nothing for the entirety of your existence is fucking retarded. You gotta do something with your life and you gotta do it your way, when you figure out what that is and how you will do it... that's when life begins and you can start to feel real euphoria.

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>>14517468
>don't be debt.

thats next to impossible to do.

you need a car. (15k)

you need an education. (50k)

you need a shelter. (unless rent cucking you're paying +100k)

>> No.14518049

>>14517747

Breh average life expectancy has been going up since forever. Just don't smoke, don't be an alcoholic and don't get fat and you'll live to 110 with whatever medical advancements get made in the next 50 years.

>> No.14518110

>>14518049
>bro life expectancy has been going up since forever.

>except for people born in this age because of all the carcinogenic shit everywhere giving you cancer at 50.

You can thank the boomers for radiating the world for that.

>> No.14518152

>>14516883
>It's other peoples' fault for being willing to work harder and sacrifice more. If they were lazy and entitled like me then it would even out

>> No.14518161

>>14517039
sick reference

>> No.14518175

>>14516088
Getting some lucky random bullshit happening to you and getting a settlement or something but honestly suicide stack or actual suicide are the only routes

>> No.14518253

>>14518013

Not even close to impossible and if you give up that easily, you were destined to wage your whole life anyway.

>You need a car
I know. I live in America and I am the one nut job that manages to get to work and back under my own power. I don't own a car and yet I manage to cheat death by vehicle deficiency every day.

>You need an education
No you don't. Electricians, house inspectors, entrepreneurs and Realtors would read your post and laugh. Even if you do, go to school in state, get scholarships reserved for non-brainlets and don't party every weekend and you can bring that 50K down to 1/4 of that. I went to college and my only debt was 8K in Federal subsidized loans, which are basically free money since the interest is a tax credit.

>You need a shelter
If living in a trailer isn't for you, you kind of have a point there. But a lot of money can be saved (or made) by setting up with roommates who you trust or renting out spare rooms in your shelter. Also, don't live in shitholes like California, Seattle or Jew York.

>> No.14518272

>>14515905
Why the fuck do Jews tell me that 1 million is not enough to retire? If I have my car paid off, I’m getting my degree in a year, and I have 1 million in the bank right now and I’m waiting for my boomer parents to die, it’s life on easy mode.

>> No.14518331

>>14518049
you're such a fucking retard for looking at life through statistics alone
everyone who lives in cities breathes in cancer every day since they are born, I'm trying to make it big just to buy housing in the countryside and live off of passive income specifically so I can live longer, and even then, living here for 27 years I'm already fucked and will most likely get cancer in my late 40s early 50s
I know this, because I actually get out of my house and look at the world instead of looking at a computer screen forever

>> No.14518380

>>14518272

The outdated conventional wisdom that "You need 75% of your income at retirement, every year for the rest of your life." So if you lived perfectly comfy and happy on 40K a year but get a huge promotion at age 55 to 200K/year, you now need to spend $150K/year to make life worth living. It has the positive side effect of scaring idiots into actually saving enough to retire, while they would have otherwise spent it all on designer purses and football tickets.

>> No.14518444

>>14518380

Its not only that, but the wages have grown stagnant. and cost of living is inflating.

you can't retire if you have not enough money to save.

>> No.14518494

>>14518380
I can’t believe normies fall for this scam. I have no debt because I lived like an ultra jew and going to community college for almost free and was able to pay for most of my university with Chainlink without having to wageslave. I have 356k in my savings account and anytime my boomer parents will give me their inheritance and house so I don’t pay anything. You have to be sub retarded to fall for the 401k and work slave life. Most normies don’t even know that most 401ks are scam and your money goes through Wall Street investors when you could have just owned stocks with a quarterly dividend every year. Goddamn retarded. I love being a fucking NEET now

>> No.14518541

>>14518331

I started typing a response, then realized I don't want your attitude ruining my beautiful rural state. You're absolutely right. Stay in the city, city boy.

>> No.14518552

>>14518444
Cost of living my ass. I only pay around 220 dollars and buy my food that lasts me around 4 months from Costco while I live in my parents house for free. The only real (((costs))) is probably gas money to go to school but other than that literally fucking nothing 1 million is already /make it/ tier.

>> No.14518559

>>14518552
It's harder if you want to raise kids

>> No.14518604

>>14518494

I generally approve of 401k as long as you carefully pick the investments and you don't fall for ones with a high expense ratio. But I'm glad your strategy worked for you and I hope you are enjoying your financial success.

>> No.14518627

>>14518559
Kids are scam. Why not get some foster kids and actually get paid daily to take care of them before you do the real thing fucking idiots

>> No.14518630

>>14518494
redpill me on why 401k is bad

>> No.14518657

>>14518604
Generally depending on the company you wageslave for they already have a certain 401k plan that you sign to so if they fuck up and choose the one with the Jewish high fees then you’re fucked lol

>> No.14518683

>>14518627
>bro just race someone else's kids.
>bro why have a family?
>bro just live a purposeless life.

your yamaka is showing.

>> No.14518699

>>14518630
https://www.pbs.org/video/frontline-retirement-gamble/

Just watch the whole thing anon. Even boomers got eternally cucked by 401k expecting things to go smoothly without realizing where your money is going and what hidden (((fees))) were hidden in text.

>> No.14518707

>>14518630
because you're literally cucking your investment funds.

>> No.14518728

>>14515905
Nah nigga, won't be like that for long. Once all of the super old fucks and the boomers die, shit will change. Wait 5-10 years, things will change.

>Birth rates in US at all time low
>Young americans are thousands of $$ in debt
>Can't afford to buy homes
>Minimum wage stagnant since 1970's
>Health care costs a fuck ton

This type of shit can't last forever. Just give it some time.

>> No.14518734

>>14518683
I’ll have a fucking family once my boomer parents are long gone and the house is all mines while I earn enough trading crypto and part time wage slaving to support how many mystery amount of kids I’ll have going through college and make an emergency fund hidden in case my wife files divorce and wins somehow.

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>>14518728

oh fuck. We are so fucked!

>> No.14518838

>>14518657

>They fuck up and choose the one with the Jewish high fees
>But they still have company matching
>You just open your own IRA with whatever brokerage you want and roll over your 401k money into the IRA every so often
>The effect of the high fees is negligible because you have very little money in the company 401k at a time

>> No.14518896

>>14518838
It doesn’t have to be like this anon. Just invest in index funds and you have a better chance and leeway than having to dodge hidden Israeli legislation

>> No.14519005

>>14518896

If your company doesn't match your 401k contributions, you're absolutely right. If they do have a reasonable match, it is worth the extra legwork to get the maximum match you can get out of your employer.

>Employer matches up to 3%
>You put 3% in their 401K and the rest into your own IRA
>Instant 100% rate of return on whatever you put in the company's 401K
>Even if you withdraw it all and pay the taxes and penalty on it, you still came out way ahead

>> No.14519009

>>14516078
>not having hobbies to occupy your time
jesus christ bro

>> No.14519097

>>14516853
I work in Supply Chain and Procurement, involved in multiple million-dollar negotiations and competitive tenders and financial analysis. It's stressful sometimes but it beats doing what you do (chores and videogames).

>> No.14519116

>>14517263
>The current administration is the FUCKING EPITOME of the problem.
I'm suprised by how few understand this. Biggest corporate tax cut since 1989 even though we're in a time of record corporate profits? Fucking lol

>> No.14519210

>>14518630

Because this is /biz/ where 401K is a scam, but Getrichquickcoins will moon any day now.

Basically, some of them charge very high fees which can compound into a huge bite out of your retirement over time. Just pay attention to the expense ratio of your investments and don't tolerate funds with an ER higher than 0.5%.

>> No.14519219

>>14519116
Turns out that west virginian cousin fuckers are easy to persuade

>> No.14519246

>>14519116
>>14517263
lmao fuck Trump and fuck white people

>> No.14519248

>>14516883
>undocumented workers can and will work for pennies on the dollar
>us citizens are required to be paid at least minimum wage
>minimum wage is going to keep climbing
>hiring people who are in this country legally will become less and less economical
what an absolute clusterfuck

>> No.14519326

>>14516078
this is the cringiest sentence i've read on 4chan in 10 years

>> No.14519456

About to be 25 and been retired 2 months now heh see ya later boomer

>> No.14519607

>>14518152
and why exactly should anyone lower their living standards to compete with illegals when we could simply prevent them from entering the workforce at all?
you sound like a unironic boomer

>> No.14519850

I'm basically taking the bullet pill in a few years if I can't drum up enough money to be self sustaining. Pls moon chainlink