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14506709 No.14506709[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do you btfo normies and fellow wagecucks at your place of work?

Me?

>Bought $529, military grade, voice activated magnetic voice recorders with a range of 100 meters and hid them in my backpack
>Place backback on a coat hanger in the staff room every day before I start work
>Take it home with me and listen to the recordings (it only records when it hears the pitch of a human voice, so I don't have to go though 8 hours worth)
>Hear how Stacey 1 hates Stacey 2
>Send Stacey 2 the audio clip through a fake Facebook account I bought from a Pajeet
>Ruined various frienships this way and cleared the way for a promotion because I just sit and do my work unlike everyone else who is involved in some drama or quits because of what I do
>Have someone recorded admitting that they deal drugs and have a stash in their car
>Heard a Stacey admit she cheated on her boyfriend
>If she ever fucks with me I'll tip off her boyfriend
>If he ever fucks with me I'll tip off the police
>Trying to get one in my boss's office so I can ruin his life and take his job, but I'll need to turn the camera off somehow

>> No.14506849

>>14506709
enjoy jail for blackmail retard

>> No.14506869

that was hilarious

>> No.14506878

>>14506709
Based

>> No.14506902

>>14506709
What if Stacey just calls the police when you try to blackmail her?

>> No.14506912

>>14506709
people will eventually connect the dots and realize they are being recorded at work, unless you wait some weeks to disclose recordings.

>> No.14506915
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14506915

>>14506849
Uh oh pissed normie haha.

>> No.14506930

>>14506902
none of these fucking idiots think that far ahead.

>> No.14506939

Based OP

>> No.14506976

>>14506709
pretty based tbqh senpai

>> No.14506978

>>14506709
This is how the CIA/mossad controls the worlds governments. Congratulations anon, only three more promotions before you are entrapping senators on Epstein island

>> No.14507023

>>14506709
Survival of the smartest, good job

>> No.14507029

>>14506849
Faggot

Keep the good work anon

>> No.14507164

what kind of mic? got a link?

>> No.14507196

>>14506709
Devilish

>> No.14507218

>>14506902
>>14506912
I own 70k Link so anyone who catches on to me will be hunted down and executed by my personal death squad.

I plan to drug and brainwash a bunch of hobos when Link reaches $1000 and use them to carry out assassinations/political sabotage/espionage and steer politics in a direction I want.

I live in a small country so eventually I will have full political control.

>> No.14507265
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14507265

>blackmailer
>Stacy recorded
>doesn't fuck cheater

>> No.14507279

>>14506709
What's the name of that thing, I want. One

>> No.14507292

>>14506902
thats not blackmail

>> No.14507332

>>14506709
Absolutely based
>>14507218
And utterly redpilled

>> No.14507499

>>14506709

People like you should be burnt at the stake, psycho.

>> No.14508372
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14508372

>>14506709
Link to where I can buy device?

>> No.14508430

>>14506709
Where can someone buy such a thing?

>> No.14508480

>>14506709
Requesting link to item

>> No.14508528

i too like r/thingsthathappened

>> No.14508576

>>14507499
>>14508528
Seething normal faggots

>> No.14508594

>>14506902
learn what blackmail is you literal retard

>> No.14508606

>>14506709
>military grade, voice activated magnetic voice recorders with a range of 100 meters
>(it only records when it hears the pitch of a human voice, so I don't have to go though 8 hours worth)
Where can I buy this online? Link?

>> No.14508639

>>14506709
Why wait? Unleash the shitstorm on Chad and Stacey right away Ride the wave of chaos.

>> No.14508664

>>14506709
This dude is a true ENTJ/INTJ.

Respect, anon, mad respect.

>> No.14508691

>>14508606
I want to know this also.

>> No.14508731
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14508731

I've been having trouble finding video cameras on par with the audio devices on the market. Most of the available stuff is made in China and I can only assume it's backdoored as fuck. Now that's not a bad audio device. The ones I've been tinkering with were something like 30 meters, but their batteries are longer running and you can tape them remotely but you've got to scramble the frequencies separately.

>> No.14508734

>>14506709
this is a really good idea

>> No.14508760

give me a link to the device, recently joined a new org at work and my desk is hella close to the bosses office.

t. link general

>> No.14508810

>>14506709
Nice hustle based OP

>> No.14508946
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14508946

>>14506709
O look it's made in my favorite country. I want one!

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14508999

>>14508946

Ah, it is Russian shit. All that shit is backdoored OP, probably on the chips themselves. You don't want none of that unless you wanna moonlight for Vlad. If you're found to be moonlighting for Vlad or Xi then you're gonna have problems.

What you want is either murrican, bongistani, or frog tech. If they backdoor you it's not the end of the world. If Vlad or Xi does you're opening up a box of problems for yourself.

>> No.14509011

>>14506849
it's not blackmail if you never threaten them with it