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based bob

>>14449069
why doesn't bob buy a hair transplant

>>14449085
The Chad embrace

>comparing different socioeconomic classes and conflating the criticism with gender differences
Roastie upper-middle classer drew this, guaranteed

>>14449069
This. FUCK. The government needs to step in and make it illegal for the price of Bitcoin to go up!

>>14449069
bob is an intj

BTFO, Ann

>>14449136
this
also the goverment should seize all btc from the Bobs, they shouldn't be allowed to become rich just because they mined it when it was easy to do so, and cheap

how the fuck is this allowed?

>>14449069
>don't be Ann, Ann is an idiot

go away reddit

Ann still can buy linkies

>>14449069
Maybe if she wasn't a retard and actually had savings and used them on LINK instead of being a typical roastie and blowing all her money on stupid shit she'd be where Bob is. sage.

>>14449069
ann could easily escape her situation by offering herself to bob. but years of unquestioned industrialist-marxist propaganda has led her to believe working in a cubicle is proving she is a "strong independent woman"

>>14449151
i dunno anon this world isn't fair. all early crypto adopters need their assets taken and redistributed to the public because everyone is entitled to wealth. how could the government let this happen?

>>14449229
everyone who ever buys anything that later becomes more valuable should be punished
noone should be allowed to make predictions like this
its just simply isnt fair
why didnt I buy bitcoin when it was cheap?
its either everyone was smart enough to buy btc early or nobody is allowed to have it then
this is justice in its purest form

Why we allowed to have a penis? Most people don’t have penis. We should cut penis in half so everyone have half penis. This is good work?

>>14449229
well look at it this way.
Imagine you had a business and needed to raise money.
But normies didn't understand your technomumbojumbo so they didn't lend you money.
That's where people like us come in and help the business take off when nobody else would.

>>14449069

>>14449229
This
All btc and eth needs to be redistributed, it’s the only way to actually get healthy p2p sYstems. Redistribution now,

Personally, I’ve put all my link in a smart contract that waits until link hits 1000 before releasing it and sending it to charities that help africans migrate to Israel.

>>14449202
amen

>>14449069
Do 5 mins of research on the jews that fund and control you commie, and ask the same question.

>>14449069
Ann is a roastie that should of been a house wife but instead decided to be a whore and now has to work for a living.

No roastie is getting any of my money. The moment they try and claw at my gains is the moment I leave the country and the only people they’ll have to mooch over are the (((humanitarians))) they love so much.

>>14449085
Too rich to give a fuck

>>14449069
bob is smart. he is a risk taker. he invest and he is always looking for new avenues of wealth , while ann is a passive retard who never invest and expects to become well off by just working in minimum wage job

>working full time since teenager with no savings or investments to show for it
Y I K E S

btw its not to late to mine
Downlaod the pi app and put in referal name peteblank for some mad gains.

>>14449069
Sounds like ann should choose here mating partners better problem solved

>>14449257
>>14449331
thanks guys, we should sign a petition to have the government redistribute bitcoin. i need to send my wife's son to college and we don't have any savings. his dad Jamal is an alright guy, but he can't afford to put his son through college either. he's living with us too and doesn't have a job so i pay all the bills. it's been stressing my wife out so much that she's been sleeping on the couch downstairs with Jamal, but i'm sure she'll come back to bed once we take back BTC from the 1%.

>>14449542
this

>>14449069
>8X iq woman
>1XX iq man
Gee, I fucking wonder.

>>14449069
Women only have to work because their men failed them. You should have hanged whichever politicians pushed for your women to wageslave like you.

>>14449069
because women are risk adverse and always want to FOMO in on what project some man already built instead of taking the risk to start something in the first place.

>>14449324
Jesus Christ what the fuck

>>14449069
Honestly even though he mined it for evil reasons, he still had to figure out how to mine it before it was popular, and have the foresight to not lose his keys after all these years. I doubt Bob just ignored the rising price to because a guy like him would always be on the internet and forced into awareness of it. So he would have held through all the swings instead of selling at $50 or something. Ann probably never invested in anything and obviously lives beyond her means.

>>14449069

Someone modify this with a third panel with that ewhore wearing cat ears sticking her tongue out

>>14449324
I can't believe I read the entire thing but I don't regret it one bit.

>>14449741
There's already the bear market edit.

>>14449324
Saved.

>>14450027
Fuck forgot to attach it.

>>14450109
There's also Ann vs Tom.

>>14449085
Power move.

>>14449324
Lol, I was hoping someone would make this one day.

>>14449324
Based but extremely cringe

if you have no savings while having worked as a teenager, you likely have terrible planning skills

>>14450166
>Nevertheless, he persisted
That's how you know it's quality writing.

>>14449202

>>14450027
And the Sergey Nazarov version.

>>14449324
based

>>14449324

This is amazing. Thank you anon.

>>14449324
cringe but also based and redpilled

>>14449324
Truly the highest form of literature.

>>14449324


If the text is normal, I won't read more than 2 sentences. If its in a .png, i'll read 100k words

>>14449069
Capitalism isn't fair. Merit doesn't exist, especially in Capitalism.

>>14449069
it's just what happens when you have a room temperature IQ

life isn't fair.

>>14449069
Ann should have showed her cleavage to the internet for 100,000 dollars a month.

>>14452445
Capitalism is meritocratic. Merit depens on circumstances. Merit, as well as capitalism, is an extension of the "survival of the fittest".

>>14452445
If you're a socialist, your brain is often so broken and life so pathetic you can't even understand the merit in play.

>>14449122
checked and kek'd

>>14449324
holy fucking BASED!!!!

>>14452445
if she had merit, she wouldn't have ZERO savings after working since a teen

>>14449331
>africans migrate to Israel.
Doing Yawehs work anon

>>14449324
this is incredibly based

>>14450109
Underrated

>>14452779
Use this version you kike

>>14449324
10% cringe 90% based

>>14449324
I was hoping somebody would make something like this one day. Based and a little cringe but still based

>>14449069
If you're born able bodied neurotypical in America and spend your entire life being poor, you're a fucking idiot. Full stop.
There's money everywhere.

>allowed
Your logic is flawed

>>14449324
BASED and SAVED.

>>14449069
Here you go, Ann. Hodl on to it for the next decade

>>14449324
this is so fucking based how are you people real? im filthy fucking rich too how is any of this real

are we at delusion right now? or has it just begun?

>>14452507
>in socialism, those who do not work get to eat the fruits of your hard labour. It will never be distributed equally because people generally need more to cover for the harder work. Zero sum gam of starvation.
Try again Marxist

>>14449324
what is that writing for ants?

>>14453191
Stupid fucking phoneposter

>>14452604
that's funny because the concentration of retards who cry about commies is pretty much in the dumbest, poorest, most meth addled and rusted out shitholes in the country

>>14453334
that's funny because the concentration of retards who support communism is pretty much in the dumbest, poorest, most drug addled and rusted out universities in the country

>>14449324
wait i thought its our job to oversimplify everything in two words and reddits job to write an essay so even a kid could understand what they mean

>>14453543
not when you do it ironically

>>14449542
based

Why is Ann so fucking broke if she's been working full-time for so many years? Is she retarded? Does she not know what saving is?

Tbh Ann is a fucking dumbass if she has no savings after all this time.

>>14453334
typical communist: corporations are bad, ok my dude?
-stand 5 hours in a line to get a brand new iphone 5 minutes earlier.

>>14453732
Women don't save.

Ann is a retarded roastie who don't need no man.
Bob is a libertarian nerd who bought 1,000 Bitcoin in 2011, and decided not to sell during the speculative pump and dump. Bob has also been falsely accused by jealous fomo normies of holding child pornography, like all the early bitcoin people.

>>14449069
Why should everything be fair? You are asking for government interference in every section of your life.

>>14449069
that has to be a parody image, why would they strawman the guy into being a pedophile lmao

>>14449069
Life isn't fair

>>14449069
Bob is based,Ann is just a slave

>>14453543
That's not an essay. It's a novel
A work of art

>>14449136
>>14449151

Can't wait for Yang Gang to institute a "BTC buyback" program, so when our fake internet goes down in real money value, the government will subsidize our losses. Based.

>>14453334
What now? Fuck the poor or help the poor?

>>14454479
Abolish the concept of wealth and poverty.

>>14449324
holy shit based and redpilled levels are off the charts. Dont listen to cringe posters, they are fuckin faggots.

based writer anon

>>14449324
>800k house in the bay area

What did she buy? A garden shed?

>>14449324
Fucking BASED BOB

>>14449324

10/10 worth the read

>>14449324
cringe but extremely redpilled

>>14449085
Why? So Bob can impress some used up roastie? Bob is based, he's a super loli man.

>>14449324
Jesus