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So tell me anon, how did you become wealthy?

>> No.14445402
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I kinda got into frog cartoons for a couple of years at a time when that was actually the best financial decision anyone could make.

>> No.14445403

HEY THAT’S STOLEN VALOR

I HAVE FRIENDS WHO FUCKING DIED WEARING THAT SHIT DUDE

>> No.14445405

>>14445391
why don't we go back to your place and i can tell you more about it?

>> No.14445418

>>14445391
I met her at a Los Angeles rave and didn't realize how many miles of cock she'd taken. Nice chick.

>> No.14445516

>>14445391
Cartoon nazi incel board convinced me into buying some internet money with memes.

>> No.14445540

>>14445391
Guy on /pol/ told me to buy link, here I am today

>> No.14445576

>>14445403
lol underrated

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>>14445391
Things were getting a bit boring after literally choosing the next US president...

>> No.14445615

>>14445402
Fpbp.

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>>14445391
i did stupid shit in an IRC chatroom and then faggots started believing their own hype.

>> No.14445840

”ahhh alright babe well one day two years ago Chad and I were at the gym and he told me about this Bitcoin thing he had seen on Snapchat, it was at $19,000 and crashing hard

FUCK VIDT SHILLS
FUCK BRAPPERS
FUCK MODS
FUCK ADMINS

AND FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK JANNIES

1 MILLION LINKSTACK HERE WE’RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.14445881

>>14445391
Just seeing this girls name written in text instantly gives me a boner.

>> No.14446114

>>14445391
MY LINKY STAYS STINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.14446122

>>14445391
Chase a link
Never chase a thot

>> No.14446498

>>14445595
This. Based post.

>> No.14446610

>insert rapid fire technobabble
>"i basically used a computer algorithm that shuffles money around to shuffle money around, and did it well"

>"wow anon that is really cool!"

>> No.14446622

>>14445391
I robbed a bunch of heroine dealers because I knew they couldn't go the the police and then I put the money into crypto

>> No.14446661
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>>14445391
Some guy named Assblaster on a racist anime internet forum told me about an emerging Blockchain middleware project that solves the oracle problem and I put my entire net worth into it because I thought the memes were funny.

>> No.14447075

>>14445391
at what amount of assets or wealth do you guys define as being wealthy?

>> No.14447095

>>14447075
$2.5m and up