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14290184 No.14290184 [Reply] [Original]

>Been following coins for years
>Have $20 and want to fuck around and buy some link just for the hell of it
>Coinbase requires ID pictures and a selfie but my phone camera is so shit and bad that no matter the lighting it won't accept it.

>> No.14290216

>>14290184
200 IQ bait

>> No.14290226

>>14290184
Have a friend's, parent, or Anon in the street do it..

Also you're fucking dense. Don't get into grotto, you're gonna be that person that invests more than they can lose and end up paying threads here to buy your bags

>> No.14290426
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>>14290184
in 2015 i decided that I will buy 100 bucks of BTC every month but ended up not doing it because the sites wanted a photo of my passport. i would have made so much money but didn't just because of my principles.

>> No.14290449

>>14290184
You gotta get in the detergent game and sell bootleg (perfect replicas) of Tide © laundry sauce to poor folks for cash.

>> No.14290470

>>14290184
>>>>>14288717

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>>14290449
Forgot link. https://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/

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>>14290426
Some people take that dick for some cash.
You couldn't send a fucking photo to get rich af..
Life hates you, anon

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>>14290426
mane what fucking principals are hodling you from making easy money?

>> No.14290764

>>14290184

>Make BTC Wallet
>Find BTC ATM
>Buy BTC
>Exchange BTC through any shapeshifter/DEX

It’s like you aren’t even trying to make it. They put these hurdles in for a reason so you’ll give up and get back to work dumbfuck.

>> No.14290797

>>14290764
>BTC ATM
>Closest is 100 miles away
Yeah nah. I just wanted to fuck around with a bit of money for laughs not take a roadtrip.

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>>14290622
>>14290711
at least i got two (You), thanks friends

>> No.14290983

>>14290797

You didn’t want to make it anyhow.

There are places you can buy crypto online without KYC and then you can make the swap.

You’re a serf from a long genetic line of serfs, it’s ok you have no desire to overcome your genetic limitations, most like you don’t and won’t.

Get back to fucking work.

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>>14290983
Is this some reverse psychology motivation?

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>>14290184
Try Coinmetro instead. They have 24/7 live support who are there to help you, maybe they will accept it. If you signup using code Salt you will get some nice freebies as well.

>> No.14291410

>>14291146
You have some ridiculous self-centered issues if you suspect every post you see, even posts where people express their hatred for you, are actually actions people are secretly taking because they deeply care about trying to help you.

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>>14291410
I try not to be mean to people and prefer to believe most people are kind, anon, so I usually assume someone wouldn't insult someone they don't even know.

>> No.14291619

>>14291470
Use the front camera and hang in there fren <3

>> No.14291640

>>14291619
Or back camera whichever one is the not shitty one

>> No.14291666

>Been following coins for years
>Have $20

>> No.14291696

>>14291619
Unfortunately Coinbase's app only allows you to use your outward facing camera.
>>14291666
I have more than that but y'know I don't really feel like fucking around with more.

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>>14290426
>i would have made so much money
>would have
lol zoom out bro
think in terms of years
>pic related

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just take those old records of the shelf