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Suicide

>>14211386
Literally homelessness. I've spent a lot of time reading blogs/books on how to be homeless. I've prepared myself for the worst.

Wage cuckin it until I die, unfortunately.

>>14211386
>if

>>14211413
You become what you think about the most

World champion powerlifter

Actually nah, suicide

>>14211439
So If I think about being a good looking billionaire I'll wake up 6'4 and rich?

>>14211439
how does one become japanese tittyfucks

Kms

>>14211439
Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.

>>14211464
>World champion powerlifter
You need money to do that.

A rope

>>14211520
A powerlifter's diet isn't cheap, neither is the gym equipment/membership.

>>14211386
Minecraft massacre against villagers

>>14211386
Wageslaving, maybe suicide

>>14211439

like being happy?

>>14211386
You had to ask...I was dreading this.

>>14211386
not failing ever
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2827989.680
We are at the very beginning frens

Stock market

Link

>>14211657

best be prepared

>>14211386

>>14211386
The memes here are great, bull or bear

>>14211386
Crypto is my plan B. Only idiots would have left their future in hands of a wildcard investment.

>he is in /biz/
>doesn't have plans to build a business
>doesn't want to have a business
>only is here in vain hopes of avoiding work and adulthood as long as he can
Losers!

>>14212190
I am too unintelligent and incompetent to ever run a business. I have no skills and no charisma.

>>14212199
>unintelligent and incompetent
Learn.
>no skills
Learn them.
>no charisma
Learn how to have some.

You honestly think that doing the above okay enough to retire in, say, ten years, is harder than working for 50 years for someone else?

You either work your head for a while or work with your hands forever. That's the choice, you cannot avoid it, it's either one or the other.

>>14211413

based.

an hero
but really, software testing

>>14212190
>>14212258
Based

>>14211386
Wageslave at my high paying legal job until I kill myself or catch the next generational moon mission

Plan B. B homeless

jihad

>>14211386
male suicide is up for a reason...if you havent felt youve made it, youve lost your purpose in life and feel ending it is the best recourse.

>>14211413
recommend any good blogs on the subject?
sounds like a good thing to read to prepare for the collapse of western civilization.

>>14212350
the collapse you are 'hoping" for will be nothing but a slow multi decade decline. Youll be in your 90s while president trans furry gets sworn in on a pink dildo.

>>14211406
>>14211464
>>14211540
This

>>14212350
Homeless blogs won't teach you how to survive the collapse of western civilization. You're looking into off the grid living, farming, carpentry, real hardcore survival. Homeless living is more about keeping a low profile, finding places to sleep, knowing social programs, how to hitch trains, seasonal work, etc etc. Basically all tied to the delicate system of gas powered trucks, planes and shipping boats that powers civilization.

>>14211386
Parent's basement.
Might do it anyway since it's comfy. Women are a meme.

Dedicate a few years to entering the pro cycling scene, genetically blessed with strong legs and big lungs, kinda t-rex mode

>>14211386

Cryptographically signed kneepads.

>>14212399
Do you literally mean their basement? I remember when "basement dweller" was a common reference on 4chan but as a Yuropean I was never sure just how widespread this phenomenon is in the US.

Slave as an engineer for 5 years while living on ~10,000 a year, save 300,000 and then retire to a third world tropical paradise and get laid everyday for decades while I focus on myself. Crypto would just quicken things up and allow me to actually buy a house

>>14212258
>just stop being low IQ
so this is the power of 4chan...

>>14211506
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER etc... You are a MANIAC

>>14212427
Yes, literally. I mean, it's a finished basement but a basement nonetheless.

>>14212460
Interesting. I'm with you on living with my parents since I get on well with them and am used to eternal celibacy by now, although it's bedroom rather than basement on my end.

Either network security or full wignat and start doing domestic terrorism aimed at disrupting infrastructure.

My high paying engineering job.

>>14211439
I will become Megumin?!

>>14211386
Staying in the military. It's the perfect plan, to be honest with you fampai.

Professional bridge jumper.
Can only do it once though

>>14211386
there is no 'plan B'

>>14212190
Yeah have fun starting your dropshipoing "business" wannabe

>>14211386
Going to write erotic and / or crime novels.

>>14211386
Rope.

Need crypto money to travel to Muttia so i can buy shotgun.

>>14212051
heat is a classic

>>14211386
Emu ranch

>>14211386
I am still fairly young. I will just take off, go anywhere. I'm into photography, so I might go more into that.

it'll be Plan R (ope)

>>14211386
plan b is leveraging plan a

Drugs. But that is plans A-Z as well.

cooking meth

>>14211386
Learn code, wage cuck

>>14211386
>>14211668
>>14212190
UBT is my plan A, the union never loses

Back to harvesting opium

>>14211386
Gopro
+
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1T-sGC37XHE

it will never fail crypto has lasted over 10 years and gets stronger, but I would just be trading if failed

there isn't one. all-in, ride or die
anyone with a Plan B is a faggot