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LINKMARINES
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

>> No.14202151

>>14202139
unemployed

>> No.14202159

>>14202139
Professional LINK HODLer

>> No.14202161

I love this man

>> No.14202164

>>14202139
WHAT IS YOURS FAG?

>> No.14202169

freelance web designer

>> No.14202176

>>14202139

CPA

>> No.14202179

HUUURRRRURR

>> No.14202182

>>14202139
HODL

>> No.14202183

>>14202139
*braaap* *braaap* *braaap*

>> No.14202186

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14202189

>>14202139
LEATHER-MAKING

>> No.14202198

Racist Antisemite

>> No.14202199

>>14202139

Software engineer with full stack and devops experience

>> No.14202206
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>>14202139
NEET! NEET! NEET!

>> No.14202210

node operator

>> No.14202212

>>14202139
Software engineer working full-time remotely

>> No.14202222

>>14202206
This

>> No.14202224

>>14202139
net

>> No.14202225

Everyone missing the reference
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ZEl4aTFb8

>> No.14202232

>>14202139

HODL!

>> No.14202249

>>14202139
I deliver packages for Amazon from my phone for $30 an hour

>> No.14202253

>>14202139
Accumulator

>> No.14202263

>>14202139
An uneducated minimum wagecuck with 34k linkies who recently quit his job to go on a NEET holiday

>> No.14202267

>>14202139
>>14202139
Unemployed Engineer
1500 linkies, why didn't I buy more ?
Because I got chinked by Justin Sun

>> No.14202272

>>14202249
There's no way it's that lucrative, is it?

>> No.14202282

>>14202222
Checked. How many of you intend to keep working and just plan to buy your current company?

>> No.14202293
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>>14202222
mandatory check

>> No.14202395

>>14202272
Yeah it actually is. Prices fluctuate but it’s consistently 23-30/hr. Easiest money I’ve ever made. See if there is an Amazon Flex program in your area.

>> No.14202416

Unemployed NEET, I'm going out to buy a Big Mac any anons want to come?

>> No.14202437

>>14202139
Starting in investment banking in September. Somewhat broke ass college student right now,.

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14202445

>>14202139

Bricklayer. Wanna get rich so I can retire. My body is fucked.

>> No.14202461

HAROO
HAROO
HAROO

>> No.14202478

Ophthalmology Resident

>> No.14202495
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>>14202222
checked

>the project that saved the NEETS

>> No.14202542

>>14202139

it-support.

>> No.14202587

>>14202139
Plumber here 15k stack, should have bought more....

>> No.14202593

No profession. PhD student in machine learning.
Anyone who's invested at least 80% of their portfolio on LINK will make it.

>> No.14202605

oracle dba

>> No.14202619

>>14202139
Jezus look at all these autists unironically answering with their actual professions.
The absolute state of biz

>> No.14202639

>>14202139
Is OP making a 300 reference?

>> No.14202650

>>14202593
Noice, I'm a PhD student in physiology myself. Recently got into LINK. The salary is a bitch though. Can't really make huge investments in LINK.

>> No.14202722
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14202722

23m
Pizza joint manager 13.25hr

>> No.14202728

Bartender/Manager

>> No.14202757

>>14202139
I buy crypto based on memes in between masturbating to anime.

Its a humble job but pays well.

>> No.14202772

>>14202139
ELITE high powered attorney. Going to hide all of my earnings in esoteric convoluted deals so that I will be shielded from paying any taxes to 8 years.

>> No.14203034

>>14202139
codemonkey

>> No.14203049

>>14202139
Full time shampoo vendor. I can’t wait to get this shampoo out of my hair. Just gonna wash it away with my linkies and come out clean.

>> No.14203062
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14203062

[redacted], but currently on sabbatical as a humble ganja farmer.

>> No.14203080

>>14202757
Thank you for your service, soldier!

>> No.14203095

>>14202139
Attorney at Law, Litigator, LINK Captain

>> No.14203120

Landscape nigger

>> No.14203150

>>14202587
Nice, how much it pays u an hour and where?

>> No.14203163

Account Executive for a Business Intelligence company, 11k hodler since sept 2017

>> No.14203171

Internal medicine resident, about to graduate and start working in a couple of weeks. I can’t put in to words how much I fucking hate my career. I need Link to moon ASAP.

>> No.14203179

>>14202139
broke ass college student

>> No.14203196

civil engineer

>> No.14203202

>>14202151
fpbp

>> No.14203228

>>14202139
im unironically a doctore.

>> No.14203254

>>14203228
and i fucking hate my job and i want to kill myself

>> No.14203278

>>14202176
Also CPA!

>> No.14203292

>>14203228
im so frustated that im an alcoholic and beat up my wife on a regular base. i fucking need link to moon so i can quit my fucking job and live a happy life with my wive.

>> No.14203293

>>14202587
does your kind really fuck housewives every other day?

>> No.14203403

>>14202139
NEET!
NEET!
NEET!

>> No.14203420

College student majoring in Comp Sci

>> No.14203613

TV writer

>> No.14204385

Basket weaver from Mongolia. What are you guys doing here?

>> No.14204428

>>14204385
Rolling logs in Vietnam

>> No.14204449

auto mechanic

>> No.14204452

>>14202139
DevOps fake job stuff

>t. 7k linkletter after cashing out all initial + gains + making up for every other coin + buying 8k between btc/eth/ltc
ChainLink saved my self respect.

>> No.14204454

Pregnant mother of 2

>> No.14204464

>>14203062
Based jesusanon, where is the Samsung news ?

>> No.14204474

>>14204454
Being a whore isn't a job

>> No.14204502
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>>14202139
Engineering physics and quantum information
Work in engineering consulting
My professional credentials make it easier to get whitelisted

>> No.14204503

Mechatronics engineer

>> No.14204522

Investment banker with a small 20k stack

>> No.14204523

>>14204474
If she's married to the father then it is and she is fulfilling her duty to society.

>> No.14204531

Apple Data Center Tech

>> No.14204534
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>>14203062
unequivocally based

>> No.14204558

>>14202139
TRUSTLESS ORACLE BARTENDING. I AM THE MIDDLEWARE BETWEEN LIQUOR AND CONSUMERS.

>> No.14204837
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14204837

car salesman

had a good month so more linkies for me!!!! :3

>> No.14204861

>>14202139
Pharmacist

>> No.14205614
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>>14202151
Topkek

>> No.14205632

>>14202139
apprentice wizard
30yo boomer wizard soon

>> No.14205663

>>14202478
Nice

>> No.14205685

Family doctor

>> No.14205725

itt biz doesnt get the movie 300. SPARTANS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION??? KILL KILL KILL,


>LINKIES???
>HODL HODL HODL

>> No.14205737

>>14204558
I too am a tender of bars. I work under the table half the time so all that money goes straight into link. I’m not paying taxes until I cash out and then it’ll just be capital gains. Comfy as fuck.

>> No.14205779

>>14202139
GAY

>> No.14205782
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14205782

IT consultant

>> No.14205805

>>14202139
Live audio engineer

>> No.14205859
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>>14202139
Supplychain engineer/manager/technical advisor for clients for an isolated glass producer. Recently got promoted to that, because I've automated the order entry and stock orders for the different glass types (inventory management) based on orders in our ERP and average use per day. Didn't have any knowledge about any of this, I was a simple production planner not long ago and I did an undergraduate in Industrial Engineering prior to that (The Netherlands) which I completed 2 years ago.

What I've learned from my work is dat data is beautiful and you can get so much information out of it (automatically) and let it do all the work for you if you know how to transfer or present data into useful information. Chainlink will be huge because of a similar reason like this one.

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14205860

Full time fudder.

>> No.14205873

sound engineer

>> No.14205985

freight rail conductor

>> No.14206017

I make 400k a year as an underwater welder

>> No.14206029

>>14202139
Glorified babysitter.

>> No.14206071

>>14202593
100% in here but that's only 2k link. What do?

>> No.14206124

Catholic Priest

>> No.14206199

>>14202164
CIA date miner working for the Bogdanoffs

>> No.14206221

>>14202139
Specialist Physician.

>> No.14206293

physics phd

>> No.14206324

>>14202139
NEET

>> No.14206331

Chemical engineering PhD student

>> No.14206565

>>14202183
Fucking lol m8

>> No.14206865

>>14202198
...

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14206887

I AM A LINKMARINE AND I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING

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>>14202139
Retired restaurant line-cook turned professional forex trader who came home to /biz/ after taking a hiatus from /pol/ after GEOTUS was effectively memed into the most powerful office on the planet.

Ready to ride into the 4IR knowing (((they))) will soon have to share their country clubs with a bunch of autistic goddamn neets.
>this timeline stays absolutely lit

>> No.14207119

scientist here
link marines get special access to life extension drugs/trestments from my future private laboratory
>if you know you know

>> No.14207140

Priest.

>> No.14207335

>>14202139
Literally the one thread where the techno machinacions pasta made sense
You all suck

>> No.14207391

>>14202139
fintech programmer

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>>14202139


financial advisor. unironically

>> No.14207663

>>14202139
chef at Wendy's

>> No.14207777
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14207777

Cop

>> No.14208005

>>14202139
Financial Analyst

>> No.14208260

>>14207777
>7777
We did it again, stinkies

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>>14208260
Kek I usually throw in the 1k EOY but I guess that’ll have to do

>> No.14208308

>>14202139
undergrad student who gets about $100/month for being in some honors program kinda shit at uni

>> No.14208340
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>>14202139
AWOO
AWOO
AWOO

>> No.14208364

I had a 3k stack earlier this year, then i had to sell half of it to pay rent now im sitting at 1.35k stack, will i make it link marines? I've been hodling since december 2017 now...