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14200235 No.14200235 [Reply] [Original]

Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make.

So take your seats, and please, order anything you like from our Jannie waiters.

>> No.14200262

>>14200235
yeah?

>> No.14200263

*quickly takes seat in front row*

>> No.14200277

I’d like to be seated with the other analysts please and thank you

>> No.14200281
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>>14200235

>> No.14200294

sounds important. we better pay attention!

>> No.14200305

>>14200235
You have my attention, I'll take my seat next to anon>>14200263

>> No.14200309

*takes seat in front row*
One Tanqueray Tonic, please.

>> No.14200317
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>>14200235
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SHITCOIN
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK PACOS
FUCK AUSTRALIANS
FUCK SEAHORSES
FUCK WALL STREET
and
FUCK
I MEAN ABSOLUTELY *~FUCK~*
>R*DDIT

>> No.14200319

>>14200235
*runs out of bathroom quirk toilet paper and a trail of half digested taco bell power burritos slops behind*

WHAT DID I MISS

>> No.14200329

Where am I? Why am I here? What is going on?

>> No.14200340

>>14200235
* sits closer to the back, lights a fag and waits *

>> No.14200343
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14200343

Hi

Looking forward to the announcement.

>> No.14200374
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>>14200235
I hope he says the nigger word

>> No.14200389

>>14200343
*sits infront of you*

>> No.14200399

* sighs loudly *

"we have not got all day anon... get on with the announcement"

>> No.14200405

Alright I’m seated. You have my attention

>> No.14200421

>>14200235
K KEEP ME POSTED

>> No.14200427
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14200427

Hello all now the announcement

>> No.14200436

Are there no snack in here what the fuck.
I demand snacks, like cheese and berries you fuckin jew, OP.

>> No.14200441

oof made it in time

>> No.14200453

Excuse me sir op but I'm not sure how long until my next bowel movement could we please get on with it?

>> No.14200467

>>14200235
*Sweats profusely from running*
I hope I made it on time. Are there any front row seats let? Make way pls.

>> No.14200469

>>14200427
yes, fren?

>> No.14200471

*sips scotch*

>> No.14200488
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14200488

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT YOU THAT ALL YOUR LINKIES ARE NOW CURSED!

AND THEY WILL NOW DUMP DOWN 50%!

FUCK CHAIN LINK
FUCK BINANCE
AND FUCK NIGGERS

>Flips you all off while walking off stage

>> No.14200512
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14200512

get on with it

>> No.14200532

>>14200488
Boy I sure hope they do

>> No.14200537
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>>14200488
BASED!

>> No.14200540

>>14200488
F-fuckin chekt
Oh nooooo

>> No.14200562

>>14200488
Cringe and bluepilled

>> No.14200565

>>14200488
Pathetic

>> No.14200568

>>14200235
SORRY IM LATE...
Wheres the coke?

>> No.14200571
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>>14200488

You fucking suck! Fucking prick, get down here! Faggot kike piece of shit!

>> No.14200584

>>14200488
what a nigger

>> No.14200588

>>14200488
Why would someone do this?!?!?!

>> No.14200595
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>>14200277
I heard this gentleman say this is where the analysts are being seated?

>> No.14200603

>>14200488
Nah, senpai. That ain't happening because LINK is a very intelligent idea. It's simply the best way to deal with smart contracts and revolutionary in every aspect of it. If you don't own LINK, you're really going to miss out on some very serious gains. I really hope you consider what I've just told you because there's no such thing as being "too rich" since your mom is dying in her sleep tonight

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14200608

>>14200488

fuck anon

earlier this day i put a defense spell chainlink and unfortunately for you i added the deflection multiplier to aim back to the castor. sorry... but if your a swingie might not be the only reason you swing

>> No.14200615

i didn't like that announcement

>> No.14200619
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>>14200488
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY LINKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>> No.14200628

>>14200488
absolutely based

>> No.14200637

>>14200488
*gets up from his seat and urinates on OP*

>> No.14200667
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14200667

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH,
MY LINKIES ARE GONE

>> No.14200686

>>14200488
ARREST THIS MAN

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>>14200235
I order suicide of all jannies

>> No.14200710

>>14200488
*throws chair angrily across the room, punches random anon in the face*

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>>14200317
Hey, Strayans are bros

>> No.14200875
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>>14200595

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>>14200488
ch-checked... Ch-ch-CHECKED AND KEKD!!!

>> No.14200940

>>14200488
FUCK OP

>> No.14201011

AAAAHHHHHH WHY DID I EAT ALL THOSE CHALUPA

*FRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

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>>14200235
YOU COCKSUCKER YOU CURSED THE BOARD! AND KEKED 2$ AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>14200608
Such a pathetic spell. It's already started fool.

>> No.14202127

>>14200488
holy fucking based

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>>14200488
Thank you anon! I was feeling inadequate with my 29k link stack and was praying for one more chance to accumulate more

>> No.14202473

>>14200488
shill or chill, stop the fud, we can all be rich together

>> No.14202488

>>14200488
rude

>> No.14202534

>>14200317

>>14200736

Aus east coast, 10 mins until mcdonalds big macs

>> No.14202922
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>>14200488
The madman

>> No.14203056

>>14200317
based beyond belief

>> No.14203089

>>14200488
checked and kek'd
linkies BTFO

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>>14200488
YOU ARE A MADMAN SIR!

>> No.14203148

>>14200488
YES I CAN ACCUMULATE MORE

THANK YOU