/biz/ - Business & Finance

Leave it to biz to be the most patriotic of all boards

>>14137741
Commies, cryptokids, and precious metalers btfo

Long live S&P, long May she reign

Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived.
—Thomas Paine

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

"That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
—Thomas Jefferson

>tfw you get your Robinhood permanently suspended because you accidentally override day trader restrictions by trading SPY spreads ten times today
Okay guys I need a new broker

>>14138005
I thought you were out of the game, damn it!

Where were you on that LULU move you son of a bitch?!

>>14138005
No it was Microsoft and SPY, but that bastard on LULU did well
Time for IB

>>14138019
>>14138078
I mean for (you)

>>14138114
No, you’re the only trader who follows clothing, you should’ve called it.

>>14138129
I just aspire to be a clothing investor, I'm not good yet!!!
Nothing in this market makes sense, small specs are doomed to fail for the next two years

The subject speaks its own importance; comprehending in its consequences nothing less than the existence of the UNION, the safety and welfare of the parts of which it is composed, the fate of an empire in many respects the most interesting in the world. It has been frequently remarked that it seems to have been reserved to the people of this country, by their conduct and example, to decide the important question, whether societies of men are really capable or not of establishing good government from reflection and choice, or whether they are forever destined to depend for their political constitutions on accident and force.
—Alexander Hamilton, Federalist #1

With equal pleasure I have as often taken notice that Providence has been pleased to give this one connected country to one united people--a people descended from the same ancestors, speaking the same language, professing the same religion, attached to the same principles of government, very similar in their manners and customs, and who, by their joint counsels, arms, and efforts, fighting side by side throughout a long and bloody war, have nobly established general liberty and independence.
—John Jay, Federalist #2

> quoting communists
lets get some spicier takes

> " I have been often in all the West India Islands, and I have often made my observations on the treatment of the negro slaves, and can aver that I never knew the least cruelty inflicted on them, but that in general they lived better than the honest day-labouring man in England, without doing a fourth part of his work in a day, and I am fully convinced that the negroes in our islands are better provided for and live better than when in Guinea.’ . . . "

>>14138232
> "The theory of constitutional government is that the majority shall rule the minority, and as long as the qualities, moral and mental, of the parties are not grossly dissimilar, such an arrangement forms a tolerable modus vivendi. Where in character, in mental force, in energy, in cultivation, there is no equality at all, but an inequality which has existed for thousands of years, and is as plain today as it was in the Egypt of the Pharaohs, to expect that the intelligent few will submit to the unintelligent many is to expect what has never been found and what never ought to be found. The whites cannot be trusted to rule the blacks, but for the blacks to rule the whites is a yet grosser anomaly. Were England out of the way, there would be a war of extermination between them. England prohibits it, and holds the balance in forced equality. England, therefore, so long as the West Indies are English, must herself rule, and rule impartially, and so acquit herself of her self-chosen responsibilities."

America, the only nation under God
indivisible and liberty and justice for all

>Save up as much money as possible
>Put it all into dividend paying shares
>Wage slave for 15 years
>Retire, move to asia, and live off dividends

The thought just occurred to me regarding the China-US Trade deal.

What if the Chinese are interpreting Trump's actions akin to the British in the Opium Wars forcing trade treaties down China's throat?

If Xi were to cave to Trump now, he'd be weakened domestically for sure.

>>14138418
get a better job idiot

>>14138598
> What if the Chinese are interpreting Trump's actions akin to the British in the Opium Wars forcing trade treaties down China's throat?

wow
a fucking brain cell

Alright frens

What are your galaxy brain moves tomorrow?

>>14138713
Buy MarineMax (HZO) and cash in on the boat retail bucks.

>>14138174
What are the hottest clothing picks right now?

>>14138751
>>14138174
Jim “the most based boomer” Cramer just went bullish on Capri and Canada Goose.

Hasn’t mentioned Chewy on the show yet... thinking about gambling 1G on either chewy or grocery outlet

>>14138885
>Canada Goose
death to satan spawn

>>14138898
I don’t get it

>>14138909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose

>>14138919
Yes, that is a type of bird

>>14138938
a demonic bird

>>14138713
not going to get banned from my broker. thats for damn sure

also DOW is paying me some phat divvies :3

>Robinhood has Monster Energy Drinks listed as part of the Energy sector
This game has so many fucking bugs, what the hell are the devs doing.

Holy shit Fivver what the fuck 90% in one day?

>>14139340

Also Buy into chewy tomorrow, its gonna fucking Mars launch

>>14139340
It's because of that Reddit post about photographer that was unemployed, applied to for graphic designing, got the job, and instantly outsourced his work to fivver.

Hope you boys bought some LMT and oil stocks...

>>14137741

Is reading "Wealth of Nations", or any of those other ancient tomes going to really increase my knowledge of stocks and trading?

>>14139384
I didn't! I really wanted to buy LMT, I was hoping it would dip more!

>>14139357
I am seriously considering this. What're you setting your limit at?

>>14139428
stocks and trading? no, not really.
still worth a read though.

>>14139434

LIMIT?! THERE IS NO LIMIT THERE IS ONLY THE MARS COLONY!

>>14139490
Are you in need of a lyft, brother?

Martian law does not allow for such recklessness.

>RH and Schwab can't find CHWY
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>Chewy is not currently profitable
>Still vulnerable to the death star
oh
hmmm...

i-is the gubberman going to shutdown in august?

>>14139527
>>14139576
>>14139628

well aside from uber and lyft non-profitable ipo's are performing well stock value wise. plus I think that chewy is gonna do fine because it outsells amazon in pet supplies and its not like its running at -50% profitability

>>14139672
Oh shit i better buy one of those coins. It's a piece of meme history.

>>14139691
Yeah they don’t seem very far from profitability.
I’m still going to try to buy in, but market buy sounds insane to me.

But my limit buy will probably be blasted past without me being along for the ride. It’s tough, ipos are such a gamble.

GALT downtrend broken
L-lets go booys!!!!

>>14139740
In what world does that chart look like a broken downtrend?

>>14139799
The 1D chart world
It's called a local uptrend

>>14137802
>t. faggot indexer
stay below average

Hi /biz/. Newfag here, don't know much besides the basics of stocks and whatnot but I'm looking for a simple investment to where I'll always have money in my pocket i.e. stocks with high dividend yields. Any suggestions?

>TFW winning $100k would mean almost nothing to you because all you can think is that it equals around $4k in high dividend paying stocks
Who here /boomer/

>>14138713
Sell all of my biomemes at a substantial loss and then put everything into a safe 'n comfy ETF.

>>14139995
I suggest you lurk more and check the archive, as some version of this question is asked every day.

Goodnight everyone! Gotta wake up in a few hours and determine my risk tolerance for chewy.

>>14137741
wtf i love america now

>>14139995
REITs and Energy

ITW or CAT?
ROK or PH?
LRCX or TSM?

>>14140400
based chinks

Predictions for today? How fucked are semis after Broadcom shitting the bed yesterday?

>>14138188
reminder that the American colonial rebellion was unjustified; Samuel Adams and John Hancock were shit-stirring community organizers, the Al Sharpton of their era

>>14141585
Absolutely based. The Gloried Founding Fathers were nothing but communist rebels.

>>14141634
yup, and pawns in a cold war between Britain and France

https://oll.libertyfund.org/pages/1776-hutchinson-strictures-upon-the-declaration-of-independence

>>14141710
> 1776-hutchinson-strictures-upon-the-declaration-of-independence
This one is a good read too, but I think you've at least passed its title since you've probably read Moldbug too

What the fuck! I thought we were going to new all time highs!

>>14141710
>pawns in a cold war between Britain and France
One of the most hilarious things I've read recently is how this happened (again) in World War I, but with Germany instead of France.

Wilsonianism was basically English foreign policy dictated by Edward Grey to Colonel House (Wilson's Europe policy wonk)Edward Grey Edward Grey.

This book is a gem: https://archive.org/details/MillisWalterRoadToWarAmerica19141917

>>14141769
>Edward Grey Edward Grey
derp

>>14138094
question: if chyna is stealing gorillions of dollars worth of IP, why isn't there a single company that aims to prevent this? wouldn't they be worth billions?

At 9 prepare to get chewy

Chewy is good shit.

>>14140400
based and redpilled

>>14140400
truly the chinks are the lost tribe of israel

>>14142080
>BagholderExtraordinaire

Now im not so sure about making this investment.

IT'S GONNA BE A RED DAY BOYS

>>14142248
nah

>>14142276
YOU BETTER CASH UP SON

Thoughts on a long term slice and dice investment made of equal parts JKF, JKE, JKL & JKK?

I lived to see Pets.com 2.0 thank you based jeebus and thanks to all the anons out there who helped make this IPO happen

Best /smg/ thread

RETAIL SALES UP, APRIL NUMBER REVISES UPWARDS

>>14142454
>Pets.com

>inb4 CHWY will do a FVRR
EZ MONE

>>14139243
lol

>>14142650
yeah up by 0.1% kek
the jews are running out of fuel for this fire

TRUMP SAYS CHINA IS MANIPULATING ITS CURRENCY

Today really needs to go better for AMD and NAKD.

>>14142866
Happy Burfday Mr. Trump

>>14142866
>TRUMP SAYS CHINA IS MANIPULATING ITS CURRENCY

That has been going on for years. Nothing new.

In hindsight, I think I should have added bid/ask and bid/ask spread when I made the basic terminology for newfags pastebin

>>14142994
Also "leverage", surprisingly it's not there.

>>14143048
>>14142994
desu newfags with no experience should be market buying low volume obscure companies like Bowl America.

What target price should I look for to sell my LCl stock? I got in at $5.22

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/14/us/flag-day-2019-trnd/index.html

Reminder that large breasts are patriotic.
Taylor Swift, who has smallish boobs, announced a new album.
Make sure to find a flag somewhere and say the pledge of allegiance sometime today, it is Flag Day.

>>14143048
That too

>>14142866
What the fuck does that even mean?

Every country "manipulates" its currency.

>>14143124
it's only manipulation when your competitors do it.

Oh sheeeeit there it is.
Limit buy at $30? How hard is this going to spike...?

>Schwab StreetEdge app up
>Criterium du Dauphine streaming
>slacking off at work

Gonna be a good day boys.

>>14137741
actually the superior geography of the US is the reason for its prosperity. if anything the colonists and their judeo masonic religions ruined this land. just think all the things you pay for now use to be free just a few hundred years ago. sad.

CRAB MARKET
CRAB MARKET

https://spacenews.com/bridenstine-estimates-artemis-cost-at-20-30-billion/
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/13/tech/nasa-budget-moon-mission-artemis/index.html

NASA says another moon landing will cost 20-30 billion.
If we triple that to $75 Billion (because NASA has a significant chunk of women and incompetents), it's about the market cap of Uber. Worth $75 Billion just to flex on the world again? I'm not sure.

>>14143161
bout to make bacon and eggs, I have today off work :3

>>14143171
the prosperity of the US was because it sold weapons to both sides in WW2, and then used neocolonized/CIA psyops to destabilize 3rd world countries with oil, forcing the world on the petrodollar.

>>14138000
Crowned ruffians btfo

>>14143086
Anything below 5.22 would be the /bid/ way

why didnt you listen anon

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-13/no-more-daytime-drinking-for-metals-traders-as-lme-bans-alcohol

This should be bearish for metals prices but it looks like they're steadily upward.
Hope everyone has some gold/silver position, it still isn't too late to grab ~10%-20% weighting at these prices. but no higher, buys should be in now around 1350

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/exclusive-trump-fed-reserve-chairman-ive-waited-long/story?id=63694021
Trump continues to put pressure on our guy Jerome about lowering rates.
Language that he's using implies that he may take action against J if rates are not cut

>>14143161
Nice, I'm talking a half day myself. Not shit going on up here.

>>14138005
he best thing I can do for u son is pray and hope thatyou turn a new page in your life your one of the most ignorant naive low life scum that presents himself on this board, your the type of person who would wet his pants on d day on the Normandy beach and run away. I am confident to the mark ongalt to an A as was my father in d day I will pile drive your arseinto a mud hole u got that coward
into a mud hol the best thing I can do for u son is pray and hope thatyou turn a new page in your life your one of the most ignorant naive low life scum that presents himself on this board, your the type of person who would wet his pants on d day on the Normandy beach and run away. I am confident to the mark ongalt to an A as was my father in d day I will leinto a mud hole u got that

>>14143356
>Not shit going on up here

My largest customer is closed every other Friday. Today is that day. Quiet AF around here. So let's watch the market and some cycling. Maybe get a pizza for lunch.

>>14143397
Sounds good to me.

Watching hentai and furry pornography prior to market open to relieve tension prior to market open. Am I going to make it?

Which one of you was this

>>14143409
Only if it's gay furry pornography

>>14143409
>furry
no what is wrong with you


>President Donald Trump is still waiting for a response from Chinese President Xi Jinping about meeting to restart trade talks, economic adviser Larry Kudlow said while warning Beijing may face consequences it if refuses the invitation
>China’s industrial output growth slowed to the weakest pace since 2002, highlighting the headwinds the economy is facing as it grapples with the tariff war with the U.S.

>Beijing Slams Washington, Warns US To "Stop Interfering In Hong Kong Affairs Immediately"

>>14143426
everyone here is poor as fuck and no one makes over 30k/year

>Chris Froome at the Dauphine
>wall

Kek

>>14143345
Economic Armageddon hasn't stated yet, right?

>>14143446
But surely they can afford shoes to drink out of

>>14137741
>tfw down premarket by 1.5 percent
thanks AMD

Micron keep going down you fucker my puts are almost in the money

>>14143521
>tfw up 1.5% premarket
You should have built a contrarian portfolio, mate. It's all going down.

>>14143426
You never heard of a shoey?

>>14143158
Probably going to be left behind using an unsophisticated order like that.

Why not use a stop limit? It's probably going to gap hard and you'll get nothing.

Buy REFR

>imagine actually buying AMD, a semiconductor manufacturing company, at the height of a market cycle and during one of the large trade wars in history because you fell for "muh gaming computer" memes

>>14143383
>stream of conciousness word salad
Bitch, ain't nobody read that shit.

>>14143161
Oh shit. You use that app? I just started with it, it’s hard to get into. What’s good about it? What do you actually use it for?

>>14143614
Use a stop limit on a buy order? I don’t understand, why would you do that?

>>14143631
AMD is currently overvalued and everybody who bought in at 30+$ is a fucking retard if they didn't short it.

It will rise eventually again, however, simply because Intel can't fucking compete in the next years, no matter how they try to sugarcoat it.

Sell off Friday?

>>14143724
>What’s good about it? What do you actually use it for?

I have a couple of Schwab accounts, so use it as a part of those accounts. All trades can go through the app, historical overview. Can really set it up to what you want to see.

>hexo and CGC keep going down
>limit orders keep triggering
I don’t feel so good...

>>14143775
chin up, they ARE cheapies

I'm not buying more CGC unless it goes under 40, I'm already overweight that, but no hesitation to grab more HEXO at these prices

don't go all in to early, leave some money to buy plenty more if they keep going down, but the general idea of buying at these prices is fine

When are chewy stocks on sale ?

Fuck. are you all really just market buying chewy? Feels like it’ll pop too hard when it opens

>>14143861
Any minute now

buy CMG puts today !

easy money

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14143893
I couldn't be happier

>>14143893
When the bull gives you cheapies, you buy the fucking dips.

So is chewy going on sale today or what?

>bynd can’t possibly keep going up, says increasingly nervous man for the fifth time this week

>>14143893
Tensions with Iran, the usual shitflinging between the US and China (meaning the trade talks are going nowhere) and semis shitting themselves after Broadcom failed yesterday.

Plenty of reasons for the market to go red.

>>14143724
So you can set a spread out the price you're willing to accept shares

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>14143729
Given AMD's price history you'd have to be silly to not expect an eventual pullback. Jesus people, just take profit and buy back in later.

>>14144025
based and divvypilled

>>14143974
$BYND is confirmation of the extent that this market is clown world.

>>14143876

why're you so scared of market buying?

>>14144037
>Jesus people, just take profit and buy back in later.

I did on Monday. Currently sitting on cash waiting for cheapies.

>>14143974
I will save Beyond Meat.

>>14144081
>the price of those contracts

goodness me
why even buy options on BYND it's just premium premium premium
makes me wish I had some shares so I could sell opts

buy CMG puts ~ (like late 2019 or early 2020 exp)

>>14143124
it means that now the Democrats will insist that China has never manipulated its currency, this will become a litmus test for their 2020 primary, anyone who says anything negative about Chinese monetary policy will be labeled a trumpist

>>14144117
use a real broker and sell naked calls

>>14144117
Every post you say to short CMG, and I agree, but you never say why. What's your reasoning?

>>14138005

>>14144117
Because the implied volatility on this shit is crazy.

>>14142248
RED DAY CANCELLED

That BNGO pump and dump

>>14138725

Explain

Anyone watching the AMPE action?

>>14137741
I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA BRITKEKS SUCK MY DICK LONG LIVE THE COLONIES, THE STATES, CONGRESS, AND ALL THE FREEDOMS ENJOYED BY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ALIKE. GOD BLESS AMERICA

also good day today for sbux and o, im glad i picked these up. Qyld div payable EoM.

>>14144144
make money
easy reversal back under $700
with the stock price vs the future cash flows, they need all of their future earnings reports to be gold-plated just to maintain their current valuation
like a single 'average' earnings and they're tanking. they're probably tanking anyway before that.

>>14144147
basically pure gambling, along with the 'house having a big edge over the gambler' part
if you hit you won't make a huge amount, and there is a big possibility to miss; you need BYND down fast with those exp dates

>>14144139
don't have the nuts or risk tolerance to sell naked calls
I'll sell anyone some NAKD calls though ;^)

Can someone explain to me why so much of /smg/ promotes buying shares of companies that are essentially negative billions in terms of cash flow? Particularly biotech companies.

I just don't see the appeal. Buying shares of a company that isn't making any money seems super risky.

Driving me crazy that the market is open but CHWY isn't on sale yet.

>>14144193
impressive, very nice

FVRR PnD in full effect. Get ready for CHWY

CHWY to open 32.5-35 wew

>>14144228
If you want high returns, you have to accept high risk, and small-cap biotech is one of the ways to do that; share prices can increase by hundreds of percent overnight when a clinical trial succeeds or a buyout is announced (and can drop to near zero when a trial fails)

If you don't want high risk plays, that's fine, put that money in VTI or some stable div stocks and leave it alone, there's people here who advocate for that too.

>>14144210
gambling implies there's a chance BYND keeps running up. This is not the case because this stock is coming back to like 20 bucks.

>>14144327
well you need it to go down to ~141.7 or under in one week. that breaks you even. or you need it to go down 1/5 of that price movement just today to stay even

not saying it's not going to happen, but I would have bought options with a less restrictive timing, and chose contracts with prices that gives some flexibility (can buy more if the contract price decreases)

>>14144382
>implying I'll hold this until expiration when it's implied volatility gets even higher as the VIX spikes from today's red day.

>>14144307
Why would it open higher than it's valuation when no one has bought it yet?

>>14144408
the beyond IV won't spike even if S&P VIX moves a bit (which it won't, we're crabbing and vix was already pretty high up on the range).
If you want to buy puts and have their price increase based on market uncertainty, don't buy a recent IPO super-volatile fake meat company; it's trading in its own little bubble right now, its IV is self-generated and self-contained.

you're bleeding value every hour with that option, if you want to sell it in a turnaround it's all based on the BYND price movement, you need it to go down fast fast fast. if it stabilizes even a little bit you might have to cut and run or stay and bleed.

I'll try and find a good reading material for you about how volatility propagation works
what's the most recent match class you have taken, to give me an idea of your level of maths knowledge?

>>14144437
pre-buys
not for you, goy

Oh no no no GALT is spiraling down again

SCHB
P
Y
C
A
L
L
SOXL
P
X
L

whats better for lunch, McD's (some grilled chicken sammiches for dat 40% protein calories), or chinese food (some sunnan chicken, and LOTS of hot n sour soup)

McD's is maybe 10 minute round trip, chinese food is 15 minutes one way

>>14144500
when does it not?

>>14144536
how the fuck do people like hot and sour soup? fucking chink

>>14144066
Because lyft, everyone’s preset market buys force the price up wayy too high, then it dumps.

But it turns out Schwab won’t let me set market orders for an IPO that hasn’t opened.

And apparently it’s now looking at opening 30-32.50. So my limit at 30 is fucked, and I couldn’t set my limit higher. Schwab is protecting me from my own stupidity?

And now it’s even higher? I’m not feeling so good about this anymore...

>>14144228
A lot of those posters are shills who are foolishly obsessed with a single stock, enjoy making other people lose money, or are hoping to fool others into taking the losing side of their trade.

You can usually tell, two of the worst posters in these threads match this description.

>>14144536
>whats better for lunch, McD's (some grilled chicken sammiches for dat 40% protein calories), or chinese food (some sunnan chicken, and LOTS of hot n sour soup)
do americans really

>>14144537
Hot & Sour soup is good shit though.

>>14144537
Hot and Sour soup is good
but it's different at different Chinese restaurants, so make sure to try them all
I even get the little H+S soup packets at the grocery store and make that shit at home. put an egg in, then chop up carrots, ginger, whatever, and put that in too :)

>>14144536
only acceptable chicken sandwiches at MCD is the jalapeno McChicken. Period. When it's on the menu I go. When it isn't, I don't go to McDonalds very much.

>>14144228
lots of retards in /smg/

mostly trips

>>14144537
H&S is delicious and if you think otherwise you are a slobbering brainlet

BTW there is a Telegram channel now so you can shitpost about pennystocks in real time on a different social platform if you so choose
https://pastebin.com/RijRwj9w

>>14139428
no, but it will redpill you on capitalism

aaaaaaaaand I bought CHWY at the high, 38.83

Why am I so bad at this game frens?

>>14144705
Got also fucked at the same price, let's hope for the best

>>14144705
Got in at just under 37. Praying for liftoff

>>14144705
Same boat as you, 38.85

Mornin' /smg/

>>14144705
>>14144791

Dont feel bad my power legit blacked out a minute before it became available and i got the 39.45 bat to the nuts

Why yall excited for dog food?

So I can just invest $100 in stocks and have the potential to make unlimited profits? Is that how this works? I'm trying to lose those last ten pounds and I keep eating out, so I was thinking I'd put my being a lazy shit and not cooking for myself and ordering delivery yet again money towards stocks instead. It was money I was going to be spending anyway so it's budgeted out already.

>>14144860
pets.com 2
peak euphoria
expect a crash worse than 2001

>>14144860
I bought 1 share of chewy for the lulz, $40.50 basis. I want some beer money.

I don’t seen the allure of chewy? What makes it different from amazon?

So is $30 AMD's new floor? Or bout to drop hard next week?

>>14144537
Good Hot n Sour soup is greatest soup of all time tier
But it varies from place to place, some buffets have terrible hot n sour

>>14144556
Based baggie

>>14144570
They have artisan grilled chicken ones that are decent sized, and I have a bit one get one free coupon on any MCD sammich, so 2 chicken ones with 42% calories from protein is a good, especially since I forgot to eat yesterday, so I haven't eaten in almost 28 hours..

>>14144570
It's also amazing for allergy season, not only does hearty broth help sooth throat and healthy, but the spicy clears out sinus so I can actually breath through my nose

Im down to less than 2 cups of cold leftover soup right now

forgot pic

>>14144936
Who the FUCK is Oppenheimer and why the FUCK is he stealing my AMD gains???

How are you going to tell the big man who signs the cheques that you weren't touching the BYND puts because you felt they were priced too high, and you're not going to let your ADHD make you feel sitting in cash for an extra 3 days would drive you insane?

>>14144970
KYS

Bought in at $39

>FUCK

>>14138725
When an economy shits thebed boats are the first to go

We need based Jerome to come out and start throwing around rate cut chatter

>>14144936
>especially since I forgot to eat yesterday, so I haven't eaten in almost 28 hours
Impressive
I really can't do well if I go more than 6 hours without food, 8 at max
I also never understand the people who can go days at a time without sleeping
like even on amphetamines caffeine and other stimulants I still start wanting to sleep after ~20 hours. sleep is nice, sleep and eat makes me strong
I keep my kitchen fully stocked with foods and snacks and drinks

nice cat :) I don't have any cats right now :(

>>14144963
Idk, but AMD always does this shit, they pop up 10% in a week or so, then drop just as fast, creating hundreds of impatient bagholders in an instant

>>14144805
morning sonicbro

>>14144865
set up automatic transfers into your brokerage, mutual funds, high yield savings accounts etc. its helped me minimize my spending and increase my investing

Why the fuck is it going down like this? I thought opening day was supposed to be buy buy buy

>>14145051
Inflate your problems away with cheap money to pour back into equities.
You bulls deserve what's coming

CHEWY NOOO

>>14145051

Jerome has gone silent until the 19th. Fed blackout on chatter.

I think the markets are going to be disappointed after his statement.

>>14145160
rip beer money. Looks like im drinking water this weekend.

>>14145160
>he bought pets.com 2.0 at the top

>>14145169
Forgot they do that close to meetings. They really should give fewer speeches desu, with how hysterical the media has become in parsing words.

>>14145125
>high yield savings accounts
I was actually looking at Marcus by Goldman Sachs savings account earlier this week, so funny you mention that.

>>14144936
man AMD isn't even done for today, watch the whipsaw form and then short that shit

>>14145273
its where I stash my emergency fund. mines with Ally because that's also my broker. GS's has the highest rate I've seen at 2.25%

>>14144936
>So is $30 AMD's new floor? Or bout to drop hard next week?

Hard to say - 30$ has been the ceiling ever since the crash last October. It was more surprising that it actually pierced through it recently - before the Q3 quater sales numbers. I'm gonna keep an eye on it, but buying in before it falls below 30$ might not be the best idea.

Would new tariffs hit semis again?

>>14140400
oy vey

>>14144936
cut your goddamn finger nails

>>14145304
Actually angry at the AMD shitshow. They're way ahead of Intel R&D wise with 4 MAJOR agreements struck over the past two weeks. Why the FUCK aren't they mooning?

CHWY gonna give me heart problems with this up down shit

>>14145407
Maybe because insiders know what a dumpster fire the company is about to have on their hands with the whole Tech Crunch Trade War Semi-conductor Boog-a-loo going on, and even the CEO has lost faith in the company's ability to grow and sold stock?

>>14145407
It's a 10 dollar stock that became a 20 dollar stock, but it was trading at $33. That was the moon. It might even continue to stay highly valued on good news and hopes for a trade deal. But if things get more realistic, that $20/share is gonna get closer
25 Billion is fine for AMD. But 35 Billion is a little high right now

>>14145456
there are nice steady stocky you can buy ;) not CHWY lol

>>14145160
why are you idiots buying this?

Can't get much more short term minded than buying on IPO day and panicking intraday.

IPOs are very risky, either way. I just look to SNAP and APRN charts for very recent reminders to never buy near IPO

go CHWY

well fuck it, i talked myself into chinese food

i need more Hot n Sour soup, and its a beautiful day so i can spark up a J on my way back

>>14145407
>Why the FUCK aren't they mooning?
because people have been making those very same arguments for a couple years now, at least

also basically what
>>14145471
>>14145492
said
im amazed it even got out of the 20's without a trade war is over anouncement

no way in hell they stay above 30 for a month, ill be suprised if they stay above 30 for a week

>speaking of which, take a look at AMD right now...

>>14145510
because someones gotta pay for those puts

>>14145510
They have a great website to browse around on with reviews so you can know which products to order from Amazon.

Can some one explain this to a total brainlet? How does this option have a 392 today with only 84 open contracts? Are we literally just playing hot potato with this shit?

>>14137741
Short X!

Someone answer me. What the fuck does chewy do that amazon doesn’t do?

>>14145566
Sorry forgot to attach pic related.

>>14145471
Lisa Su regularly sells her stock. I would do the same if I was in her position. Given how she sold on Monday on the day of the 13-year high (which takes many months of planning ahead), she knows exactly what she's doing. That's why she's a very successful CEO swimming in money while you're a bagholder shitposting on a Mongolian basketweaver forum.

>>14145407
AMD still has debt to pay off and margins aren't the greatest, although they're probably gonna improve with Ryzen 3000. Wait for Q3 earnings.

>>14144228
cash flow splash flow

That pre-trading on CHWY fucked us

>>14145577
They have a cooler name.

I would argue that Amazon is better (or even further, local small biz pet shops might even fair better to a point). Chewy could capitalize, but they need to roll out some heavy marketing and make some exclusive deals or something. Even then, it might be too much of a risk because Amazon could snap them in 2 at any time they wanted.

>>14145577
Apparently they have access to more premium products that manufacturers don't want to list on Amazon. However, since they are owned by PetSmart, they are in danger of jeopardizing those relationships. Literally Pets.com 2.0

>>14145619
>owned by PetSmart
Unbelievable, I am now honkpilled.

>>14145456

Don't buy day one. At least give it a week to calm down first.

>>14145471
Dr. Su doesn‘t get paid a salary lmao. She sells a certain amount of stock once per month as payment equivalent. This has been going on for years.

My stop loss triggered and now I'm out of daytrades, stuck with SPY puts until after the weekend.

Well I just fucked myself out of 10% of my stack with that foolish CHWY gamble. What should I put the remaining 90% in and then not fucking touch the rest of the day?

WOW my first attempt at getting in on an IPO, and I got FUCKED

Lyft 2.0...

>they INVESTED in pets 2.0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU

>>14145784
Feeling pretty stupid anon

>>14145718
you can actually buy Chinchillas at Petsmart now for $150 per. cute little mountain rats.

why not just do that? you could buy two. Make sure you read all about how to handle them first

also buy 2020 CMG puts, not gonna dictate strike, just whatever strike feels right to you ;)

>Anons getting btfo‘d on chewy
>Internet FUD pets.com 2.0
>Mfw all the vets in my area use chewy
>Unironically deliver as fast as amazon
I only have 1 share for beer money, but damn I might actually go into this if it dips hard enough. Don‘t even think of them as a dog food company, they‘re a logistics service. Amazon will end their Flex program and deliver pkgs via ground by chewy. Fedex and UPS will literally be bankrupted by fucking dog food lmao.

I‘m gonna keep my 1 share for a while though, won‘t buy or sell more until I can investigate into the whole thing.

Buying CHWY today is actually a great investment if you're looking at being a long term HODLer. It's going to take them a few years to turn a profit, but they're growing at an exponential rate.

>>14145823
>>Unironically deliver as fast as amazon

This is true. ordered a new harness for my retired racing greyhound Tuesday afternoon. Showed up yesterday.

>>14145855
>unironically buying a company that's product line literally turns into dog shit.

>NBR
>SESN

F'ing me up today. POS.

If you guys really love IPOs, Renaissance runs an IPO ETF with an exp rat of 60 bps.

>>14145897
Dog shit is less disgusting to me than human shit though...

>>14145908
you're a retard, they trade against you with their jew ipo tricks

NOOO BYND DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING START MOONING ON ME RIGHT NOW I WILL KILL A NIGGER!

predictions for monday's open?

>>14145899
buy more NBR on a prayer, buy that under $2 and hope they don't go too much lower. SESN I dunno about that one
nothing wrong with buying NBR at/around $2, it's a risky little stock but usually you can sell it back at 2.90 or higher

>>14145961
you got lucky earlier and could have sold for a gain
the cost of the option was against you then and it's still against you until you sell the contracts

>>14145977
no prediction

>>14145927

>>14145996
If I sell today I can't play the game for again 90 days man. That's like a fucking eternity.

me love these range
you can litterally use RNG generaty for place entry points and use RNG generaty for profit points and make money

gonna eat $100 meals eve day this month
thinking italian food today :D.....

>>14146039
how about you just learn to trade and build up 25k?

Made >$5000 on Chewy the first 15 min and got the fuck out.

>>14145977
Incrementally red, but predominantly crabby for the rest of the day

Buying at IPO price is like paying sticker price for a car

>>14146079
I'll have 25k in like no time just by sticking to a small goal of getting 10% a day.

>>14146039
>If I sell today I can't play the game for again 90 days man. That's like a fucking eternity.
Oh you LOCKED IN today the 1-week BYND put

jesus dude hahaha
I like that

snibbed
maybe you get a fat gap down on Monday
if not, just run and ask pops for another $1000
I will pray for u

>>14146081
>$5000

>>14146157
Oh God damn it, now the fucking Bog's are aware. What ever... I'll just throw another Yang at it next week.

How do you guys do TA to determine when to purchase an IPO? I find it difficult to do TA on these IPOs when there's so little data. It really just feels like strait up FOMO and gambling when these things start.

Whatcha got for lunch today /smg/?
Tasty Hunan sesame chicken, with hot n sour soup (With extra hot n sour soup!), Washed down with a cold lemon shandy (and 3+ cups of water)

And half of another addi

>>14146632
>bottles on floor
Disgusting slob

>>14146632
I just ate a bowl of penne pasta with red sauce and hot sausage with some garlic bread. Fucking pizza joint over cooked the pasta, will never go back.

Gotta catch em all
>>14146186

>>14143435
I have a feeling that the Chinese government response was actually targeting https://www.cecc.gov/media-center/press-releases/commissioners-reintroduce-hong-kong-human-rights-and-democracy-act

>>14146608
best "TA" would be looking up how the business is doing before the IPO, and what they plan on changing

but meme lines on candle charts are lagging indicators by definition so wont help much on day one of an IPO

maybe in theory if you Laplace the price data in real time, but real-time market data in spreadsheet form is quite expensive....

>>14146673
they are bong water refils, so no need to waste fridge space on stuff i wont even drink

>>14146681
sounds tasty, but i like overcooked
also, why get pasta at a pizza place?
thats like going to buffalo wild wings and ordering a ham n cheese sammich

>>14146830
>they are bong water refils
Absolutely disgusting

>>14146681
>eating out
not going to make it

>>14146632
no one want eat fancy itilian food with me ;_;

>>14146632
i'm about to go get a big mac

>>14146830
>they are bong water refils
horrific dude @_@

>>14146632
>food anywhere near your keyboard

>>14146913
I will, as long as you agree to split the bill

>>14146988
I use the right and left of my mouse pad on my laptop to hold my dipping sauces.. I don't see anything wrong with that...

Me, Today.

Are REITs unkill?

>>14147013
roll for 30 / 70 split :D

>>14146913
Because fancy Italian food is expensive

>>14147083
Filtered

>>14147078
rollin

>>14147153
Shit

>>14147106
Shut up hoto

>>14147077
Yes, now that semi's and tech are kill smart money is moving back to REITs and Healthcare. The thought being that these asset classes will continue to preform well under current fiscal policy and will manage to avoid all trade war tensions for the forseeable future

>odd fortune, I have no unusual parties planned soon (relatively speaking)

>>14146913
Maybe if you were here not there

I might play some WC3 tonight though

>>14146922
Better off with a quarter pounder with Mac sauce instead of ketchup

>>14147018
Yea basically, not like I'm eating on my laptop. And where else do you put drinks while on computer?
Plus you gotta be retarded to spill Chinese food, it's not goopy or crumby, plus precut so you can use chopsticks easy peasy

How does BYND keep getting away with this shit?

>>14147267
Fuck that's not my fortune cookie fortune!

Also, someone should start prepping some new bread

>>14147289

>>14147289
i've already got ready here

>>14147335
>>14147335
>>14147335
>>14147335

>>14147289
I'll bake a new bread only if I can make it with lude cirno