/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14136726
come on dude

have sex

>>14136726
This is always what I think when people say 6 figures
And it's always pre tax too
Fucking lying to themselves and its pathetic

>>14136844
Find love emcel

>>14136726

>>14137170
yea pretty much in canada. That 120k goes to 90k. Which to be fair is still a lot of money per year.

Anyone who isn't living in a cardboard box, drinking dog soup out of an old shoe, has made it. 6 figs has made it 10x over.

>she
>she

yeah, six figures means just north of 100k. that's a pretty good salary in most circles. if you make more than that and feel the need to say anything about it you don't talk about 'making 6 figures' you talk about making a quarter mill or half mill or whatever.
don't be jealous. understand, we love being able to say that we make 6 figures. you would too.

This is why /biz/ hate all women

Ewww, Sheila, 120K isn’t enough to retire from my HR job at target and sit at home drinking wine and popping Xanax the entire day like those divas I watch on TV. I can totally to better, my meat flaps aren't dragging across the floor like trisha’s yet.

>>14136726
have sex

>>14137206
kek

>>14137206
Where is this dog soup you speak of? Where can I sample this fine elixir?

>>14136726
120k in revenue for one person is quite a bit, At an individual level >109k annually is in the top 1% of income when analyzed person to person

>>14137333
*Within the United States

>>14137333
and only the top 1% have sex, checks out.

>>14137206
O rly?

The only people who've made it are those living in a box with dogs. Alexander the Great couldn't even flex on this nigga

>He brags about non-passive income

>>14137215
I get it for the record, I'd like to be able to say that I make five figures desu

>>14136726
actually works with thots though. pretty funny but technically I am right. it's just their puny brains automatically think of 900k+

>>14137397
Is this a rare photo of Sergey fashioning the first Chainlink?

>>14137591
It is said that, one day, Satoshi Nakomoto defined a blockchain as "decentralized computing".

Upon hearing this, Sergei rushed to Consensus and, holding up a JSON parser, said "behold! a blockchain!"

Satoshi then revised his definition to "decentralized computing used for a currency".

>>14137591
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Diogenes#/Diogenes_and_Alexander

>>14137333

109k is closer to the top 5-10% in the US

>tfw make $250k/yr and get lumped in with the losers making $100k
its hard bros

>>14137236

D-dont do it S-sal

>>14137903
what do you do?

I'm making 55k rn but I'm a medical resident and will be pulling 350k as a doc in 4 years, but im also 250k in debt from university and med school, and physician salaries are rapidly dropping in the US for the foreseeable future

>>14137735
i get this joke because i have student loan debt

>>14137938
IT consulting/strategy stuff

>>14137943
damn; my wife is a cybersecurity analyst for a hospital right now, with a bachelors and a few certs. does that route offer a ceiling anything clsoe to what you're getting? over even >150k range? She's only pulling 72k rn, but she just moved to the USA from the UK to be with me about a 18 months ago so i think she had to sort of start lower salary that her worth in terms of exp etc.since it was her first gig in the USA

>>14137986
if she's able to climb the corporate ladder sure, would probably need a sr. director or equivalent position. to be honest tho i think security positions are overpaid right now because not enough people are in the know. i used to write keygens for software and reverse engineer malware for fun, so i can usually hang with the best of the security folks and they're not as technical as i would hope... just install vendor software and manage from there without knowing the fundamentals.

>>14138025
yeah her technical side is lacking desu, as in she knows a lot of the pros and cons of the different software etc for company implementation and ensuring it gets done, but rarely reverse engineers, codes, or digs under the hood herself anymore. We'll be headed to Boston next year for the final subspecialization years for my medical residency; and I think that'll be her biggest shot to move up significantly in paygrade since she has a lot of contact with bigger companies out there like Sophos and won't be in the midwest.

>>14138110
i wish you two well, would recommend that she brushes up on the tech stuff as women with that knowledge is rare and sought after. also would be extremely beneficial for her to understand the security implications of IaaS (infrastructure as a service)/IaC infrastructure as code as it's the future for IT shops

>>14136844
bend over and ass up.

>>14136726

I make a lot of money too but most of it goes to the company or tax niggers

>>14136726
Shut the fuck up, nobody even makes that much in Europe you lucky fuckers

>>14138110
the post you're replying to is larping

>>14137943
Can you be more specific about what you actually do?

>>14138906
he's larping.

Anyone at that level wouldn't call it "IT".

>>14136726
>he brags about being a wagecuck

>>14138971
Only right answer

>>14137938
It's why even after flirting with medical school I said no. It's been a long flirtatious 10 years. Sure I work crazy hours, but I make $220,000 as a paramedic and while I really want to be doctor smart, I have faced the fact that it's not worth the beurocracy and debt in the USA.

>>14138025
Just shake the mouse and install adobe.

>>14136726
>Telling a bitch how much wealth you have
Whenever I date, I lie about my origins, my wealth and my occupation. Bitches lie all the time about their age and past partner too, so it is fair game. And if the bitch is actually a trad wife and has a ring on her finger, no reason to lie, still not without a contract and no access to my wealth.

>>14137461
Underratedly this. You've only made it when you're swimming in passive income. Rich NEETery. Make millions and throw it in boomer shit then live off $50k a month.

>>14137170
> pre tax
How cucked u have to be to pay taxes from Crypto gains?

>>14137170
Cope harder

>>14136726
Lol how much does she make then?

Nothing? Oh my how useless of a piece of shit she is then.

>>14137170
I mean it's a milestone

>>14139036
Bullshit

>>14137943
>250k a year
Hey Anon what you do in life?
>errrr strategy stuffs and IT thingies, you wouldnt understand teehee
>but really I make a quarter mill every year
this board man, filled with larping broke faggots who have big dreams

>>14140182
you are forgetting the shills and /pol/cancer

>>14140182
Hey I actually just signed an offer at 105k. Not millions, but me for I was pretty happy with it! Milestone for me and less than 30 years old so I'm happy. Debt free as well finally in burger land

>>14140182
LMAO yeah it's possible to make good money in that field but 85% of people get stuck behind a help desk and Pajeets are taking over rapidly

>>14138926
You'd be surprised what boomers are capable of.

>>14139382
She doesn't have to make anything.

>>14138926
>Thinking regular people care about IT subdivisions
>Not thinking that IT people who care about them do it for completely shitty reasons - either to feel better about their, or to find an enemy to be jealous about

>>14139036
220k as a paramedic?
Yeah & I get 750k for being an electrician

>>14138971
I make $50k now which is pennies for /biz/ but its a lot for my area but honestly I don't feel any more accomplished than I did as a NEET.

At least as a NEET I felt like I had some sort of honor for not being a wagecuck.

If someone says "6 figures" it's never more than $150k

>>14137941
I also got the joke because I dabbled with philosophers in my spare time mr. Fancy degree.

making just short of six figures feels like being 5'11

>>14137331
this is a little /vg/ but there's an apocalypse simulator called CDDA, simulating a zombie (and other) apocalypse in the modern Bennington VT area in great detail. I made a guy who was a Kenyan bronze medalist runner who started butt naked with a wet towel on in a burning building in a town with zombies in it about to break in through the windows. Butt naked, I sprinted to a nearby church and closed the doors. The zombies seemed more distracted by the burning building. Eventually I got clothes from the church dorm and some food and escaped town, whereupon eventually I killed a black lab with a frying pan and butchered and ate it, which is not quite dog soup, but pretty close. CDDA. you want the experimental build.

>>14142018
also there's boomers in it and they spray monster energy drink on you

>>14140895
this. i don't even want to spend the money on a nice car or clothing, i just want to hide in my room after going to work and hate interacting with people at all

>>14136844
with Sergey, yes please

is 120k annually not considered a lot in the USA?
it is actually a damn good salary where I live (Israel) where only people who work in tech earn something like that, and also, if they're very good at what they do

>roommate made 190k last year
>home for 6 hours every three days where he screams the whole time and breaks shit

How much are the stupid shoes you wear like $50?
How much money do you need?

>>14142099
Based retard handler poster.

>>14136844
have kids

>>14138906
coordinate savings initiatives, manage integrations from M&A, propose and implement operating model changes for the IT shop of a large public company.

>>14139046
>shake the mouse

>>14136844
lose weight

>>14139036
nigger nursing house receptionist
350k starting

>>14137938
Once US goes single payer, which dems will sooner or later accomplish, docs will be making 100k with constant pressure to cut salaries further.

>>14140782
You can unironically get $750K working as an electrician in certain parts of California if you own the business in addition to doing the work.

>>14142541
>>14140782

Firefighter-Paramedic =$120,000 a year salary at 8 shifts a month (24s)

Flight critical care medic (aka vent jockey) = $100,000 a year salary at 7 shifts a month (24 hours)

I'm top 0.1% of industry but it's not impossible. Get a degree, get every auxiliary cert available and put 10 years in and if you are under 170lbs (to make flight weight) and not an idiot you can make decent money.

While I'm stateside, attached is an entry level job in Iraq for a flight paramedic. Those contracts can exceed $400,000 if you are up there in quals.

>>14136844
gargle dog vomit

That's like 0.01 of wealth globally and like top 10% within the U.S. what the fuck do you mean ONLY you fucking useless roastie

>>14136726
6 figure salaries are actually quite rare in the uk

>Gatekeeping as a 28k/yr Starbucks Barista

I make 155k a year talking to fighter planes and lifting weights. Lmao @ you losers

>>14143125
Fuck man if only. I would lock in 4 years and be able to retire. Too bad it takes like 200K investment to even be considered.

>>14136726
>She's worried she won't have an upper middle class lifestyle after she divorce rapes him. Not even worth the hunt under $250K.

I make 125k a year own a house and I am probably paying like 35k in income and property taxes a year. Shit fucking sucks

>>14137299
I like sex and money

>>14143962
That's the thing. Between myself and my department I've probably got double initial cost of medical school. That's true of any career field and to hit the top and make the big bucks as a specialist you probably have a million dollars invested in you.

Me personally
>4 year degree in relevant field
>fire academy
>critical care degree
>tactical medical schools
>police academy

And all the auxiliary certs and quals. Guys coming out of the military probably far more.

>>14143502
>Gatekeeping as a 28k/yr 28 year old Starbucks Barista