/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14094202
>How will you compete
A firm handshake and a look in the eye that means business.
Get rekt zoomer.

>>14094202
Yet you still post here and feel compelled to brag to a bunch of neets and pajeets.
Okay then bro.

>>14094217
>>14094226
Cope boomers the day of the unemployment line is coming

>>14094202
op forgets to mention every possible job for "gen z" gets paid shit because companies need to pay boomers a fuckload to support their lifestyle. so have fun writing your phd and high demanding job while earning 30% of boomers doing a 9to5.

>>14094202
98? U should be a junior or senior in college

>>14094202
The average person knows more about crypto than technology. And yes I mean the default response of "oh crypto, you mean like bitcoin?"

incels gonna incel. rage more faggit

> was your age in 2010
> bought a bunch of BTC
> walk around w/ 30k in my joggers
> never have to work again

fuck off gen z nerd

>>14094228
Have sex.

>>14094202
Do your PhD in Math. 300k starting.

>>14094202
>>Grew up with social media. Thousands of friends and followers
>>On all platforms that matter

Cringe

>>14094202
Why are you cunts so arrogant?
Also economics is a meme!
Is the Money multiplier effect real?
You like you will be a good wagie!
> How will you compete with a generation raised with every technological advantage known to man?
But you're to dumb to use it! point in fact you took econ!

>>14094202
>Thousands of friends and followers
Count them when you're 30
If you have thousands then you're a fucking vapid mouth breathing faggot

>>14094202
>fell for the Econ/comp sci meme
Kek

>Based boomer used recession.
It's super effective

>Based Boomer used "climate change isn't real"
Young turd got afflicted with status burn. Bleak future ahead,

>Young turn tries to flee.
Young turd moved back to parents basement.


Boomer wins!

>>14094228
> still barks like a chihuahua on a mongolian basket weaving forum
Good thread OP, you're definitely the smartest person on this board.

>>14094202
It's another kid that thinks he knows everything episode, there are tons like you in r/blunderyears and r/iamverysmart

>>14094202
I bet you use mac as your main desktop, faggot. Even among us zoomers its not career fags like you who will succeed but the recluses who spent all of high school, middle school in their basements coding and didn't go to college.
You will just be our middle-management.

Zoomers are actually garbage at tech, most of you grew up with super easy iPad and iPhone interfaces and you never had to really dig into stuff to make it work, I don't even speak about your ultra weak attention span fueled by social medias and YouTube.

The only thing zoomers are better at than millennials is having absolutely no expectations for their futures, basically the honker generation.
Millennials are the wojak generation, still yet to recover from the absolute desillusion that adulthood is.

>>14094202
Yeahk, yeah work hard son.
You gotta make up for that rent price hike AND my 5th vacation in Peru.
*siiip*

>>14094202
> Thinking your special and that Gen Y aren't as good as you
Get rekd snowflake

>>14094202

Ah the naive enthusiasm of youth. 29 year old boomer here, learned languages in middle school too, but back then there was no copy and paste meme libraries that made sub-90 IQs pass as programmers.

5 years into wageslavery you will have all your enthusiasm and hope for the future drained out of you. Have sex.

>>14094202
>How will you compete with a generation raised with every technological advantage known to man?
we are not autistic manchildren and already have secured our positions in the companies you want to enter. good luck on your job hunt zoom zoom
>t. 34 year old boomer

>>14094202
Every generation must know it's own suffering

>>14094542
I would add on this fact to just look at social medias.
What were the social medias of millenials?
Chans, forums and facebook, in short text based exchange platform.

Now you check zoomers and all they have is dumb as fuck platform like snapchat, tumblr or instagram where you communicate with fucking photos, idiocracy tier.

Pic related an UI for zoomer.

>>14094568
This
Other than you're Gen Y not a boomer
t. Someone who could write html & php freehand in notepad at age 14

>>14094542
Just narrowing out the first paragraph.

So fucking true, man. The old wave tech before point and click, wifi at a button, literal cakewalk windows & OS installs (remember ubuntu in 06?,lol) etc. Crazy how much easier shit is as a whole for the end user.

>>14094604
>>14094684
these and Im a zoomer

>>14094202
>Debating whether to do the CFA this year
Want me to tell you how I know this is a larp? You need a minimum of 4 years of experience to even be considered for a CFA
kill yourself my nigga

>>14094202
Cringiest thing i've ever read. Why do sub 120 iq people write shit like this

>>14094202
Don't lie to yourself, /biz/. The zoomer will outcompete us all by luck of birth.
>b-b-but I typed up my own shitty and inefficient version, instead of using something from a library
>dude dial-up lmao
It's just how the world works. I still remember watching my first YouTube video back in 2005, at least we got to see a lot of things like that being established.

The younger generation are gonna be the most fucked in the West. Economic collapse will make the average telemarketing job in Bombay look like a distant dream. Get used to working in an Amazon warehouse u losers.

>>14094202
Just lmao no one cares about internet anymore it's all done now. Social media is for boomers and videogames are dead

The wild west days of the internet and technology are over. Even porn is dying with the nofap and self improvement movement.

The real money is in manual labour, railways and emergency services

>>14095022
Internet didn't even begin, the future is literally full time escapism in virtual realities.
>nofap and self improvement
Literally a drop of autists in a sea of hedonistic fucks, the only thing young normies discuss these days are porn, niggerball, rap, fast food and video games.

>>14094202
But couldn’t get your dick wet in a fucking tropical monsoon.

You’re a failure at the basics of life, but nice iPad there Naythin

>>14095022
So wrong. Gain some perspective shut in

>>14095690
This.

>posts a pic of finnish MP
>is a finnfag
>10 AM CET+2
>tuesday

I call your bluff.

>>14094202
You may have all that, but do you have 5 years work experience

>be born in 1996
>not sure if considered boomer or zoomer

Being born in a transitional period is weird. Before anyone asks, yes I remember 9/11

>>14094202
You have not graduated from any college in Finland if you're born in 1998. Stop lying. You probably dropped from highschool, if you even went to one.

>iPads and iOS experience
Lmao, this baby will never know to to operate a comman-line interface.

>>14094202
Most zoomers I've met(probably a little younger than you) cannot operate a desktop PC or Windows at all. They're too used to their dumbphones

>>14094202
Move up to management because young people need more experience before they are reliable workers

>>14094226
This was pasted on /pol/ yesterday also. It's a weird bait

25yo boomer here. You literally can't do one thing for more than 30s without feeling nervous.
You don't know how stupid and wrong the state is when it comes to work regulations and taxes.

>>14094202
you hear this OP?
>>14094234
We boomers stick together and take care of each other in the workplace. you young cunts think you've got something more to offer, but we know better. I'll hire someone with experience in my age range at a fine salary over some dumb zoomer who learned how to do a foreach loop in C++ in high school and thinks that makes him hot shit.

>>14095945
you're still to young to remember the early evolution of the internet. the last 30 years has probably been one of the most significant transition periods in human history. What a time to be alive!

>>14094202
Cool have fun wagecucking.

>>14094397
>It's another kid that thinks he knows everything episode, there are tons like you in r/blunderyears and r/iamverysmart

lol this

it's always funny year after year seeing some retard college grad or senior talking shit about how wealthy and successful they'll be and how smart they are

they'll find out how fucked the workforce is when they start at the bottom. literally every job is shit. i don't know why you'd ever brag about being a wagie or your degree. it's just funny how naive these kids are.

>born 1998
>graduated this may
Did you also skip two years of school?

>>14095945
we're technically late millenials/early zoomers

kind of like proto-zoomers i think but not quite real zoomers, but we also had friends that were early 90s boomers so it's weird

>>14095690
Lmao nah early mmo's were the closest we'd get to full time escapism. Now all major vidya production companies are KEKED to hell and back well never get proper VR..

Maybe some shill Facebook shit with ads everywhere but never what we'd actually deserve

Look at early internet and all the original godlike 90s and 00s vidya.. It's all gone severely downhill now

>>14094202
Thinkin ass nigger. How are you gonna compete with generations that actually have people skills? Cornball ass kid thinkin degrees mean anything

OP is full of shit

>>14094202
I unironically can’t. That’s why I trade shitcoins.

>>14094202
You will get outsourced to an Indian, while "too old to fire without getting sued" boomer laughs his ass off.

>>14094202
Zoomer whats your screenname on AOL IM? I need an apprentice. Let me know so I can message you. Make sure you can direct connect to send resume.

>>14094415
underrated

>>14094202
I'm willing to bet all my guns you can't fix one and I'd like to see you try

>>14094202
yet you post gay finnish politician

>>14094202
>Gen z here, phd, thousands of frends, sky is the limit
lmao
remindme 5 years

>>14097264
guns are useless and for manchildren.

>>14097529
how the fuck you gonna shoot beras without a gun faggot?

>>14097529
When Muhammad is beheading you to gain entry into Janna you're gonna eat your words my friends.

>>14094202

You’re still just a wageslave faggot Lmao

>>14094202
Good luck in the financial crisis faggot.

>>14097799
he'll be fine. poor fags with no assets won't even notice when nothing changes for them.

>>14096769
Eh I remember the tail end of web 1.0

>>14094388

>born in 1995
>remember blockbuster, dial-up internet, pre 9/11 days
>remember AIM, MSN messenger, Newgrounds, VHS tapes, buying CDs for walkmans
>don't use social media, only have a Facebook to stalk old HS friends
>never used twitter, snapchat, instagram, etc
>never played fortnite, or apex or whatever shit is popular now
>not into soundcloud mumblerap

le wrong generation me

>>14094202
>double major in beancounting, lying to myself and comp sci
>comp sci
Ha! Comp-Eng and I would have been worried but you are quite literally zero for three. Good luck being a cog you dope

>>14098170
>buying CDs for walkmans
you don't remember shit kiddo

laughed my ass of in the pol thread yesterday where you said youd never let some old boomer outmaneuver you in a social situation that was some funny shit

>>14094604
>Pic related an UI for zoomer.
Holy shit

>>14098330
it's not even a meme. kids are dumb as fuck these days. it's been happening for a few generations now. at this rate you're kids will be lucky if they can figure out how to tie shoes properly.

>>14098247
> Paying tens of thousands today to be taught about tech that will be obsolete tomorrow
> Shitting on degrees that explore concepts that have been studied and developed and evolved since the first Jew was sneezed into existence
Computer science and computer engineering majors always had this ego that I never really understood. They get the console to say hello world and all of the sudden they're a super genius. Google more

>>14098441
The fundamentals of software design are not the same tier as coding. That said, when I was growing up, comp sci was short bus. It was the trades tier of the sciences and regarded as the shit you did if you just wanted a BSc and didn't have the chops for bio/chem/eng/phys/math.

You can literally teach yourself almost all of a bachelor's of computer science if you aren't dog shit at math and can grasp the scientific method plus the basic logics that go with it.

>>14098508
You should see the compsci students going to school now. They have this "I'm the next Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg" attitude because they got a 91% in their foundational algorithms class. And let me be clear, I'm not referring to the CMU students or MIT students or Standford etc. I'm referring to the state school branch campus compsci fags who regurgitate the JavaScript wikipedia page while they think having knowledge of something makes them intelligent

>>14094202
AI will do your job within 10 years. You won't even get a positive net worth before it happens.

Enjoy being made immediately redundant having chosen a field that you will never be able to keep pace in. Just lol.

>>14098352
We will have Back 2 the Future smart laces for that

>>14094202
4/10 bait

>>14094542
thread can stop here, there won't be any better posts

>gen z
>generation zoomer
that's not how this meme works newfag

>>14094202
>Zoomer
>sky's the limit
No one tell the zoomer cuck

>>14094202
All this try hard to make bait posts on 4chans?
Wow, how do I hire you, gen z?

>>14094202
By having exponentially more experience and common sense than you. Additionally, I have no "muh compsci degree" yet I was a network tech for an engineering firm at 18. Your technology experience growing up doesn't count for shit, talk to me when you've learned to program on 5.25 floppy in 5th grade. Your technologies today are designed for incompetent users from the ground up, and your ability to utilize them as tools has been subsidized by guess what, my generation - who designed them. College isn't everything. Something my grandfather told me that rings true more and more is that there are few people who are genuinely intelligent, and few that are motivated. Combine the two, and things happen. Everything you've learned in school is based on theory, where every question has a classed "right" answer, yet as you will find life doesn't work like that. Also, most of this success you talk of will be much more dependent on politics, both on a micro and macro scale. Your post clearly shows you have not cultivated that attitude that comes with understanding that. I can tell you that I'd bet my own balls you'll never have a shot in hell of taking my job unless I'm the one hiring you so that I can enjoy an early retirement. None the less, I wish you good luck.

Boomer

>>14094202
Nice LARP btw I saw you posted this on /pol/ yesterday.

>>14099015
I believe you. just like you have smartphones to think for you today, you'll have smart laces to tie for you tomorrow. the grey race shrivels...